epic edition
They're 16 but they want it too ok
epic XD
>>226065979kys
he loves making the new doesn't he
>>226066001fatty errrrr
>>226066001Um!! Xx
>>226066001hi
>>226066001hands mole man
any schizoid avoidant mild aspergers ocd man in
ni ni
so many benders in here man omds
>>226066001get your fucking cock out
>>226066044gitup wys
so how does the new porn ban workif someone posts the banned porn here does that mean we are in possession of illegal content
>>226066044yes that is me
>>226066044i'll be what I am *BADADADADA* a solitary mana solitary man
any shallot avocado mouldy asparagus ocado man in
>>226066062yesalso if you've ever gone on a porn site then you possess illegal content because the thumbnails get saved to your cache
We got no `Mouse` stream
2027 is going to be my year
had a falling out with my willer after a week of nofap, we're not on speaking terms right now
any straight man in
>>226066049can see her contacts
>>226066124nah
>>226066044wtf this is LITERALLY me
2026 is going to be my year
>>226066088surely thats not illegal because you didnt go seeking out that content it just happened to be on the page how would they even enforce thatam probably going to have to leave 4chan then dont want to get banged up because someone posted minecraft facesitting porn ok bye
>>226066044*raises paw*
she looks really fit there
kek nice
>>226066124certainly not love me gay pornwould never get with a fella mind you but would also never get with anyone because im fucked in the head evidently poo roar!
>>226066166nobodies going to get banged up for a thumbnail because the courts need to prove without reasonable doubt that you had intent, so actually downloading the video or specifically searching for it
>>226066166lol ask yourself if that defence would fly with CP because that is literally how facesitting porn is treated now with this new law, you get put on the fucking sex offenders register
brits really think they're going to be thrown behind bars because of a facesitting thumbnail LOL
>>226066085genius post not appreciated until centuries after its death
>>226066193don't understand how you can wank to the poo gay porn but not want to be with a man, are you just asexual?
>>226066211you are definitely a nonce
anyone know people from their school who are actual tiktokers its fucking unbearable to witness
>>226066193didn't ask for your life story mate
>>226066224tf how have you got there
Life been real shitty since i runned out of weed
>what are you in for then?>was just on 4chan posting about poo until they stomped my door down.. had step sister roleplay thumbnails in my cache you see
things going very well with the proto-gf although at this rate I don't think I'll make the gf '26 deadlineI'm now actively encouraging her to leave her current partner but she's still dragging her bloody feet about it
Post hall of fame /brit/ webms
>>226066262Buy more?
ronkes
>>226066290I won't get it in time for tomorrowSAD!
Do ye ever read Jane Austen novels? Or Tess of the d'Urbervilles? shit like that
>>226066310If I text my guy now I can probably get it dropped off by 11:50/12Does yours not have legs or something
>>226066269that's rough man, I watched professional legal pornography from a mainstream porn site that happened to feature a 28 year old woman wearing a fake school uniform, got a life sentence
>>226066220cant really socialise with people unless im half cutliterally only feel that carefree joy after a few beersIf i try to be social while sober it exhausts me completelydopamine receptors must be fried
>>226066227no but i went to school with a lad who i read about in a paper one day with the headline COCAINE ROMP OF BRAIN CANCER SEX PEST DIRECTOR SHAME or something like that. all those bits of information.lots to take in in one go from some lad you used to see in the playground when you were a nipper
still completely bleary off the heinous drugs
>>226066287for me it's catberg on a mad one.webm but I don't have it
finally found someone i might like and they won't reply to anyone under 35 years of age
BREAKING: MI5 have confirmed that a high profile “RIGHT WING” activist has been working for them under cover and they have even lied to multiple courts to try cover it up.The high court ruled that it wouldn’t be in the public interest to bring contempt proceedings against MI5.This individual was known to the MI5 as “Agent X”
overclocking my arse
>>226066360it's elon musk
they're going to ban being a virgin :/
*Merry Christmas by Slade starts playing at high volume*
I am unironically texting a 19yo girl and I have no idea what I'm doing
>>226066360Ryan Ferguson probs, came out of nowhere
kiss me or you're a coward
>>226066397How old are you?
was rummaging through the trash cans just now and find a poopie
>>226066393can you turn that off PLEASE
>>226066409Prefer not to say
>>226066386oh no does that mean a civil servant milf is going to come to my house, pin me down and forcibly remove my virginity
>>226066417OK
So if I see incest porn on /gif/ or something who has their hand around someone else's neck, do I just @Andy Burnham or call the police or something?
fucking the Greeks mum
>>226066416ARE YOU HANGING OUT YOUR STOCKING ON THE WALL?
Brother Chapter Master Valrak
something so desperately grim about British Christmas
Fairytale of New York is the only good Christmas tune
Thought they already banned the pornHow can they ban it again
>>226066420you're going to get wanked by a bame nurse and you're going to like it ok
>>226066463disagree i think it's comfy
YOU'RE GETTING WANKED BY A BAME NURSEWANKED BY A BAAAAAAAME NURSE
>>226066438again, the courts would need to prove intent. If you were just innocently scrolling and someone happened to post a face sitting gif it's not your fault you saw it. IF however you clicked on a thread called "face sitting general" then proceeded to view and save multiple files you're bang to rights
>>226066467Depends if it’s the woke version they play on radio
>>226066463Especially when half the country don't even celebrate it, and the ones who do don't celebrate it for its actual meaning, but just pure consumerism and gluttony. Disgustan
sir wankard poosner
>>226066467um no it's actually I Believe In Father Christmas>>226066477honestly at this point I'd be fine with that
>>226066519Has to be the cheap lousy faggot version
Right well that's all the tablets collected in Final Fantasy V. I think all that's left is Bahamut and then Exdeath. Will probably grind to about level 50 before attempting Bahamut desu
>>226066344escortmong going home to his parents
>>226066360mousey
doing hypothetical war scenarios with ChatGPT, seeing what happens if we try and take back America.> The UK's military is structured as a NATO contributor, not an independent global power. It has no amphibious assault capacity anywhere near sufficient for a cross-Atlantic invasion, and the 5,000 km of ocean it would need to cross is a moat the US Navy owns outright. The Royal Navy's 62 active hulls would be swatted by the US's 465+ ships within days. There is no scenario where the UK establishes a sustainable beachhead on the US mainland.Usually chatgpt tries to agree with me but it won’t even entertain the idea this time, crazy how much we fell off, what a joke of a country we are
>>226066547You gonna play Resonance mate
>>226066344absolute kino show, might rewatch the lot
looked up the cutlets mum usually buys for me at the store's website and it says that after they turn golden brown you're supposed to cook them over low heat for 20-40 minutes and I've been doing it only for 3 mins and they ended up fine wtf.
>>226066512going to court on vague extreme pornography charges is enough to ostracize from their community, that's the pointThe laws are there to terrorize anyone who makes a x post they dislike or attends the wrong rally
>>226066579Probably yeah. Want to replay VIII and XII at some point too
Why is life so gay
>>226066597it just is ok
>>226066596I'm playing VIII now it comfy
>>226066597because Seth Putnam had male pattern baldness
>>226066615>>226066619no it's not it's supposed to be beautiful like a painting ok
look mate yeah don't yeah look I'm warning you yeah don't yeah
>>226066569Not too bothered about that but would like to at least be able to access the pornography you see
>>226066666yeah nigga
great workout tonight lads. i was having a great time
I'm gay
>>226066633https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckpc89oTiMYLIFE SHOULD BE FULL OF STRANGENESSLIKE A RICH AH PAINTING, BUT IT GET WORSE DAY BY DAY, I'M A POTENTIAL DJA CREEPING WRECK, A MENTAL WRETCH
>>226066658Me? Usually just the hotwife section on simpcity
voting greens to restore my porn rights
I am going to kill myselfhttps://youtu.be/dTtdtKfmBhQ
>>226066679voting green so i can buy heroin and od promptly
>>226066692
oh my days
any non bent males in
>>226066618Yeah it is, one of my favourites for sure along with X
MY NAME JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
>>226057023lol i was too hungover mate to post>>226066702?
just sneezed then
>>226066664Was just saying this down the boulangerie
>>226066698/brit/ millah!
>>226066692lovely song can you stay and send more
>>226066720two minutes wouldn't be long enough to enjoy that song
>>226066569is it really a fall off if you couldn't do it 250 years ago already
might rapidly plunge my finger in and out of my arse
FFIX: consume all of the estrogen tablets and wank to cuck porn like the game tells you to
>>226066737im still listening to it and i still like it so
Low tar & nitcoineThe Gentleman's ChoiceChoose Caster.
Mad how known shagger Russell Brand was a generic lefty for twenty years but as soon as he went Rorke dozens of women spontaneously remembered he'd shagged them but in a naughty way
>>226066752liar
You're only suave when you Speak Lark.
>>226066754>low nicotinegay as
>>226066756True he was always a libtard
I'm a one track loverDown a two way laneDrivin fast down the highwayMakin me in-sane
this is illegal to view in the UK due to the school uniform
>>226066756stop noticing things
>>226066777i don't think that one is law yet
>>226066777Nah bunnyAyu is old and have huge tits that look nice in that uniform awooga
Feel the rush of the road with a Cabin85.
Suddenly have the urge to archive stuff
>>226066777if that's true then why am i viewing it in the UK and not being arrested right now?
>>226066633good post
>>226066745we weren’t trying though we never took it seriously, less than a third of our military were deployed in america the rest were fighting in other parts of the world
Hello, on my way home.My knee appointment went weird, he just told me to get an MRI and come back, so now i have to do that next tuesday, hope i dont die there.
>>226066756mad really how the media made sure everyone knew he was a convicted rapist now, when it's Muslims doing it though it's barely a headline
>>226066808Diego... do the needful
>>226066808did your doctor have a limp and had a name that was also a noun?
Embrace the zest of life. Seven Stars.
chatting someone up
First they came for the coomers
>>226066666
simply cannot think of anything good to post
>trying to watch some good wholesome christian pornography last night>recommended vids are "MUMMY CATCHES YOU WITH HER UNDERWEAR" and "DAUGHTER NEEDS A SPANKING" and "FAT MILF WANTS TO SUFFOCATE YOU WITH HER ASS" Of course I clicked on none of them out of my immense respect for Andy Burnham and the authorities.But how is it even our fault when they rub it in our faces like that?
Don’t understand how a country can be in debtWho the fuck are they in debt to who the fuck is lending money to a COUNTRY
>>226066837cor get your willy wet lad
The Coomers at Number 42
>>226066853the international banking cartel
>>226066817I wish.Hospitals are weird, and the people that work there are weird too.
how are they going to enforce the new laws? everyone uses a vpn for porn now. just the boomers who thought it was a good idea to submit a full dox to xhamster?
>>226066853we are never paying ourssimple as
>>226066817>did your doctor have a limpwas his name JOHN OTTO?
>>226066853Antisemitic post
Labour niggas really trying to moralise huh
>>226066875They'll only enforce them when they want a made up reason to lock you up. Question government facts? Straight to jail for 3 years for watching incest porn 7 months ago chud
alright lads I'm off to watch the simpsons season 10adios
>>226066916lol
>>226066916Mad how they're trying to ban porn when we can just generate anything we want anyway, what are they playing at
wondering whether I should drink tonight, I really don't feel like it but have nothing else to do
app deleted
Kop or not?
>>226066949none of the good models can be locally hosted and all the big models are filtered and wokeified to shit
>>226066973not worth more than £50
sir Kentucker Audley
>>226066973blue for me. i wouldnt be confident enough to wear the purple one
>>226066973hate how your choices are always grey, black or the two gayest colours on earth
>>226066996£50 reduced from £89
when will everything become affordable again
>>226067020you should buy your favourite one !
Zoomers won't know this but at one time Britain was genuinely cool
sending the sas to round up all the step mommy roleplayers
bye gn
>>226067072kek this is me
>>226067039Two weeks to stop the spread
>>226067013It’s crushed boysenberry >>226067016There’s nothing wrong with liking a bit of colour
>>226067071its not though is it
>>226067071
>>226066808did you expect him to guess what's wrong with your knee or what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIdT2hH6frYI'm crine
The 19yo really seems into me but that's because she doesn't know what I look like yet
>>226067122the future president of these yoonided states!
>>226067122how i used to look at my mum after i shit myself
>>226067122100% bent
>>226067122Twink Charlie BrookerYou're just a twink Charlie Brooker
>>226067109if youre 24+ you need to pack it in
was pushing a fart out and it very nearly turned into a code brown situation. came dangerously close and only realised at the last moment. kept a lid on things like a professional though, we've got it locked down now. nothing to see here. 10-4. move along.
Just bought this for winter
Reminder that Alyssa wasn't even the cutest member of team USA's 2026 Olympic figure skating team
>>226067206reminder you're a fat nonce
@diego would you like to go to the gym with me?
anyone here oxbridge educated
>>226067169Alri 24 year-old woman
>>226067218I'm not fator a nonce
Do I put another log in the stove and pour a whisky or do I go to bed?
>>226067206that one's a slag
Mad how kino this was in hindsight
i'm horny and feel like posting sexy ladies from my sexy lady folder, but i just know at least one of you joyless twats will crawl out of the woodwork, call me an indiabrained simp, and start criticising the appearance of the foids i post, as if any one of them isn't at least 10 light yeasr out of your leaguei'm not qualified to psychoanalyse anyone, there's something to this behaviour i know it. you're either gay and don't appreciate the fenale form, or you have reached the conclusion that you will be an incel for life so it's sour grapesin conclusion: grow up, have sex, and have a nice weekend
>>226067247um fodey !
>>226067271weird outburst
Well Alice do you want to go over to the park bench
>>226067271Cheers pal I've just been personally bummed by Andy Burnham
>>226067286you don't even know what you're talking about you evil virgin
>>226067150lol
>>226067271ur a virgin + normal looking girl ur foaming at the mouth over
>>226067052british music and culture was/is cool, but y'all are just another old ass country.the past is in europe, the future is america.
>>226067305literally just done the exact thing i said you were going to do and explained why you do it. do you not know how to read?
What are you listening to lads? Corelli’s Christmas Concerto here
>>226067332got the techno on
>>226067311britain is basically a us state and its the best one and because of that it has some degree of sovereignty so shut ur cake hole
Can't post as I don't have any internet
She's DRUNK
>>226067349alright np (im on your local network btw)
i'm on 1000mg of tapentadol a day
>>226067329read it all but at the end of the day i am my own man
>>226067375
>>226067361duno what that ies
so sick of toil literally anyone competent leaves or they get promoted to a role where they sit in pointless teams meetings instead of applying their knowledege where it countsits fucking maddening watching this unfold over and over again
BRAD DERS
Got the FF7 challenge runs on again haven't I
>>226067391cool, do you know how to use google?
>>226067396you must work at the same place as me except i took one of those teams meetings promotions
whatever happened to chris chan? do you reckon he's really a literal motherfucker?
Tired of my grim life in this grim country, wish I lived in the Midwest
>>226067420Um she's female, chud
yeah, I'm a manhuntah, alrightstone cold macatcahI'll get ye ye customer ayedead or alive, makes no difference to me, mate
>4_bradleywalshJPG.jpg
Got the 90s ads on againMaking myself sad
really want to try having sex with an older woman like 45+, but the only way i'm going to manage that is by hiring an escort, but all the mature age escorts in my area have deluded themselves into thinking they've still got it so they're charging top dollar on par with the fresh girls in their 20s, sometimes even more. women are such a pain the ass lads
someone left the gate open
>>226067462sc
crine xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRjllL-MP0U
>>226067490De BUSSY! SUGAR GAY!
Sneaking into are Rubes' cabin on the Caledonian Sleeper
>>226067472x
right that's a black fella getting chopped up
I'm not friendless you're all my mates
>>226067525we're not friends
>>226067525good post ok we are all friends ok
the word britain likely comes from the greek word 'pretani', meaning the painted, or tattooed, people
MY BLOOD BROTHER IS MALALAA POLISH BUTCHERHE'S MO FARRAH
>>226067525we're friends :)
>>226067538horrible post>>226067540nice post>>226067547lovely post
>>226065970This was my desktop background from ages 12-14
Not saying WWE should go to Saudi but some people have genuinely convinced themselves the whole roster is going to be blown up and they're going to look quite silly when that doesn't happen
>>226067525he like it friend
>>226067559epic for the win
we are fried ok
hello?
well dun in Bristaaldey haf no pistaalbut they chase di Babylaan awayman you shoulda seen dem Babylaan how them really run awayA di copital here, di copital here, di copital here
I am the crine `nigga`https://youtu.be/AbnjhNfLeCI
heatherfungus
>>226067575hi pal
Diddly do doDO DO
>>226067575Iandele
>>226067597cute post
any west sussex man in
>>226067575Is anybody in there?
mares
Eating the cheese before bed
>>226067633gives you nightmares that
>>226067633bad idea
any midlands man in
Oi mate, where is your license for that throatfuck video ?
>>226067616cuckfield mandem
RASTA SAY GUIDANCEBUT BUCKRAH SAY DIFFERENT STILLBABYLAAN MAKES DE RULESWHERE MY PEOPLE SUFFER
ever think about how mental it is that every rock you see lying around is literally millions of years old?
>>226067662not really no
>>226067662no
tonight's House MD watch is canceled as the audio is desynced and i cba to fix it
>>226067682This vexes me
Don't forget to save your progress here.\_\I/_/
>>226067704me too, Foreman
foggy out there
fucking hell my tinnitus is so bad
you don't know what you're talking about AGAIN
i have asked the plants, but they do not rememberthe plants have asked the rocks, but the rocks do not recalleven the rocks do not recall
>>226067682you using VLC?
>>226067736that's not good
>>226067743You said it. Here’s looking at you kid
>>226067616Sup homie
>>226067714that's your mama's pussy
>>226067736eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
not taking any drugs tonight and just going to bed because taking drugs by yourself is boring
tonight's House MD watch is back on as the desync was caused by latency in my bluetooth earphones which was easily fixed by disconnecting and reconnecting them>>226067754no
jizzing on a stromatolite awakens a primordial demon
i really miss windows 7
Any Potplayer man in
>>226067762morning lad
>>226067736awww diddums, come here let me kiss it better xx
>>226067777I have to take the drugs so my legs don't kick and I don't get sick
>>226067616i've never had sex
>>226067760I love you
is the new just not being made then?
>>226067814oh trust me, we can all tell
This is your safe haven
>>226067736put your hands over your ears and simultaneously drum your fingers over the nape of your neck
>>226067829we're done with news now. done with it all
>>226067834an overrated exercise imo
>>226067859>>226067859>>226067859
Russell Brand new day
come onnnn don't make me wait (i don't even have a zinger in the works, i'm just incredibly impatient)
>>226067854how would you know if you've never even done the warm ups?
someone make a real new
he's scared of greg lakebecause he's so cute
>>226067714*saves my progress*
>>226067784Same
>>226066000That's legal ok kys
