Statistically at least one american sharted their pants today
retatrutide has also made me a bit more prone to sharts but I think I am in control
It was me
>The euros are once again thinking about American asses
>>226067312i love american asses
>>226067312>Well, you... you just like thinking about how much I shart>*SSSPPPPPBRRRRRRRAAATTTT*>Y-you're just obssessed with my asshole, this is normal>*pf-pf-pf-pf-pffffffffffuuut*
>>226067139>but I think I am in controlvery dangerous thinking
i love to shart
I sharted today at about 2 am. I was having a dream and all of a sudden I sharted in the dream and I was like "oh shit" but I was actually sharting and it woke me up. Luckily I keep a package of baby wipes next to my bed for such occurrences, so the mess was quickly cleaned up and I returned to slumber in short order.
>>226069706>and I returned to slumber in short order.shart order
>>226067121it was me