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>>226068716SORRYFORPEDOPHILIN
chestlet cope
Looks don’t count. it’s about personality, depth, the soul
>>226068771kek
>>226068716
guess it's the non porn addict thread
>>226068771>depthThat is the most important trait in a partnerShallow vaginal depth so she thinks you have a monster cock
>>226068712>>226068728Apparently, “key holder” is used to refer to the leader of a prison gang, or an alternate title to a “shot caller.” A lighter is just a lighter, so idk what a “key lighter” would be if you’re willing to stretch terms a bit. “Chief arsonist,” perhaps?
>>226068771The body is an outward manifestation of the soul, and vice versa
Had a dream I was playing a game that was a mix of Adventure for Atari 2600 and Slay the Princess
I thought key holder was the person in charge of your chastity cage
>>226068815>Adventure for Atari 2600that game sucks major ass. My 7th grade teacher had one of those 5 in one plug in consoles with this on it and its the epitome of crap
>>226068800>key holdera key holder is a chastity thing
>>226068809>The body is an outward manifestation of the soulRan your post through chatgpt and he said it was highly racially charged and recommended calling the rcmp
>>226068716Кoшкoбoй Кaми
>>226068799I do have a big cock, so shallow vaginal depth is a bit of a problem, since hitting the cervix purportedly feels like getting punched in the balls. It does feel good for me when I’m just slightly too big and there’s a slight bit of extra stimulation from the cervix brushing up on my cock head THOUGH
Dio sabbath > ozzy
this to the ftbmh (foid that broke my heart)
>>226068849It’s just a quote from The Myth of the Twentieth Century
>>226068716Aristocrats reproduce by dint of political arrangements Commoners actually have to sexually attract each other which leads to more sexual dimorphism
I don't think I'm gonna be okay bros. I'm gonna go to sleep. Maybe when I wake up it will be different. Maybe something.
>Aristocrats reproduce by dint of political arrangements
MTV Dirty Sanchez star Michael 'Pancho' Locke dies aged 47
>>226068894Things will be worse unfortunately
>>226068873Studies suggest that even within the same individuals, people become more attracted to big breasts when they undergo a period of starvation
looks like the gock thread is over
>>226068904THERE BUT BY THE GRACE OF GOD GO I!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js1wG_veGEA
>>226068904This kind of thing was not the historical norm. Charles II Habsburg was an infamously fucking freak who was ugly, infertile, and plunged his country into the War of Spanish Succession, which ended with the more virile Bourbon dynasty taking over the throne. The Habsburgs thought they found an infinite money hack by repeatedly marrying into the same family so their assets would never get inherited by outsiders, but their hubris caught up with them eventually.
>>226068930Woah buddy
>>226068894Don't have your nervous breakdown on Friday evening. Might as well wait until the weekend is done.
>>226068951>infamously*infamous
>>226068951
>>226068904You can clearly see a bunch of fugloids that would not exist if not for political arrangement. >>226068915Studies are all fake though, I only speak from uninformed intuition and no other source of information is valid
>>226068907dinnae ken who dat is, son
Just figured it out
>>226068959lol
> I only speak from uninformed intuition and no other source of information is valid
>>226068970>There is no fucking way I will have a breakdown every fucking day I don't have a girlfriend
It's cool how some creatures have super realistic camo like this butterfly and some are just brown with white dots or whatever, and they both do just as well in life. It's funny and neat.
>>226068992It's Michael 'Pancho' Locke, of MTV's Dirty Sanchez
>>226068970I don't think a gf would save me. My imaginary girl would be happier with somebody else. Nobody cool wants to be around me.
>>226068771>Looks don’t count. it’s about personality, depth, the soul
Playing with our Jason dolls, are we?
>>226069033He's kinda got that shit on if we're being honest.
me on my way to post on 4chan.org/cum/
>>226069033fetching!
pits and tits
>>226068955>Woah buddy
>>226069049I never really zoomed in to notice the extreme combover on the right bang but the man has style
Even a broken faggot dresses right twice a day o algo
>>226069046me?poopin'
>>226068998>>226069015>>226069033>>226069066???
Is niggerfetus a good name for a folksy singer songwriter act?
>>226068993How's your foot, Blade?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkvHFBC35Oc
>>226069103niggercletus works better.
>>226069084https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tcD_dVcXE4SHE WAS POOPINSHITTING HER TROUSERSSHE WAS SHIDDIN ROUND & ROUNDTHAT GIRL WAS POOPIN
>>226069026Girlfriends never save anyone. They’re a luxury; a cherry on top to a life that’s already together. It’s like thinking you’re going to stop being broke if only you’d find a reasonably priced yacht on EBay. It’s still going to be expensive, things are going to break, incurring further expense, etc.
>>226069127Yeah boyfriends are better
>>226068771and perky nipples and a cute butt
Is popping bubble wrap super satisfying to some people because it serves as a simulacrum of popping zits
'za for din din
*taps sign*
I've had Slay the Spire and Vampire Survivors on my phone for over a year now and I still have yet to play either
>>226069145No first hand experience, but I imagine fags are massive drama queens, and potentially even worse than women.
>>226069155I enjoy both for different reasons
>They’re a luxury; a cherry on top to a life that’s already together.
>>226069155Bill Nye told me you shouldn't pop your pimples because the germs explode over the rest of your face
>>226069167slay the spire is good. vampire survivors is profoundly mid but has a lot of content for cheap, a real sloppa game.
>>226069061I hate the weird space between her tits
>>226069176I don’t think that really matters. The risk is that the site of the former pimple can get infected and scar, which can look really bad if lots of scars accumulate over time
>>226069160I had roast pork with flavored rice
>I hate cleavage
>>226069179Isn’t that one of the tells of a troon, i.e. that moobs point outward more than on women; even when a male is taking estrogen, they grow into a different shape
>>226069033i dress like this unironically
I had 6 cigarettes and 22 heinelen for dindinShould have got liquor because now i need to go to the store wish me luck;
>>226069193I hate gross old lady cleavage on a woman who isn't even 40 yet
>>226069206
>girl asks my favorite food>say "pussy">she ghosts mewtf
>>226069184nice
friday night group /cum/ therapy is funanyways, i'm thinking of waxing my asshole. has anyone done it before and if so how expensive was it? i can trim around it but i can't easily trim what i can't see.
I imagined the oneitis doing normal, daily things and now my stomach hurts
>>226069206>22 heinelenI'M FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY DOWN THOSE BEERS!
>>226069216should've said grool instead
>>226069206you should rest up and get some blood in your alcohol stream.
>>226069221Use nair or have a pro or friend wax itOtherwise you're likely to get a cramp trying to stretch and look for any you missed
I have never "sharted."
I have never been in love.
>>226069242
>>226069239I've been slow with it 22 beers over 5 hours isnt much and i had spaghetti
>>226069127I think you're right. It's basically the manic pixie dream girl fantasy. That some incredible woman with a real spark for life would swoop in and change everything. If only.
I have never licked a toilet seat
>>226069259And let me guess, you voted straight blue in the mudterms?
>>226068716the files confirm this doe
>>226069242Don't lie anon. Everyone sharts once in awhile, especially as you get older.
>>226069278Hand to heart, honest to God
I wonder how much alcoholism my body can take before giving up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVHJlu_8PzYlistening to the hot, steamy funk of Ariel Pink
>>226069295https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCPEd34Ks7Y
What’s your resting shart rate
>>22606932755 sharts a minute
Last time I sharted was a couple months ago but I was passed out in the shower stalll so it wasn't too troublesome to clean up
>>226069332Wow
>>226069327I shart sometimes, I'll freely admittho I don't know if I've ever sync'd that with visiting the mart
nigga sharted so hard he passed out
>>226069327I don't shart when I'm resting dummy its when i walk too much
> its when i walk too much
You think you can hide your sharts by double layering your underwear, but that doesn't help you when it runs down the back of legs. I suppose I could try some thermals
You know, to tell you the truth, I find Mormonism deeply offensive. They have this temple by where I live and I just want to slap some sense in those preppy cultists erry time around!
>>226069367nigga thats not a shart, thats just you shitting yourself
On one hand I'm in incredible discomfort in the dropping temperatures. On the other hand, the cold makes my nipples shrink and thus slightly obscures my gynocomastia, which I appreciate more than almost anything.
>watchpeopledieDOTtv added age verificationwtf
>>226069376Yeah, yeah, but they're the fast growing white population in my country, so let's let it slide
>>226069382It its less than a tablespoon its still a fart
>>226069337Does Slovenia have Walmart
this is what i look like
>>226069376Their door-to-door proselytizers could use some correction.
>>226069367What about a big butt plug
Every time I come here I tell myself I'm not going to tell anyone to kill themselves, I would feel genuinely guilty if someome really did, but then I see the ignorant type of shit you're posting this time.
>>226069409Could cause a dangerous accumulation of pressure
>>226069409Wouldn’t the shart still come out around the item shoved up your arse?
In leaked recordings, Peter Thiel argued that Nashville should be a moral alternative to Pope Leo XIV and the Catholic Church, which he called “a dubious ally” against a hypothetical future Antichrist Democratic president.“America is the last and final form of the Roman Empire,” Thiel told a closed-door crowd in Nashville’s Masonic Temple. “There is no successor.”He has attacked Pope Leo XIV at least four times this year, once calling him “a useful idiot for the CCP.”
>>226069242The shart is a consequence of low quality food and physical strain. If you avoided the combination in childhood you're most likely to experience it working construction due to limited availability of healthy food options and hard physical labor. You eat a grease and salt heavy lunch then try to haul building supplies right after, you will inevitably, and soon, experience it.
>>226069422What’s the point of a butt plug if it doesn’t plug your butt
okay heres a fact that is prima facie bizzarethere are like 3000 catholic churches in england and walesand 6800 free mason lodgesthats mental kek
do you think butt plugs were originally invented to stop poo from coming out
>>226069410dinnae ken wha is ignorant bout diss >>226069084>>226069399
>>226069432I’ve only ever sharted once, and it seemingly happened as a result of eating a large quantity of supermarket fried chicken from the hot food counter, so it definitely seems to be dietary
>>226069437When I lived in Ingerland I saw at least 2 old churches converted into "Arabic centres"pretty sad
canadians be like"this fried chicken too spicy"
>>226069443I think I remember reading something like buttplugs being invented by doctors as a cure to some kind of insanity o algo
>be (north) american>talk about sharting in your gen
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EzURpTF5c8Its really hitting tonight
>>226069432nah sometimes o shart albeit rare and always when am near a shower. and i do propa safely. its cause i feel the next fart MAY be dodgy so i sticky my hand down der and cup the whole whole i fart8/10 its finebut sumetimes ders follow thru like i sed am always near shower and toilet and me hand blocks the follow thru so my pants aint ruinedden i iust wash the handcan be a full on poop fartsometimes just a bile fartam not aure bout dietary link you say. i dinnae ken if i see it. maybe chilli makes a shart more likely
>centres
>>226069457It wasn’t even spicy. More likely a low quality grease overdose, and/or it having gone off slightly after sitting under the heat lamp for however long
>>226069473that's how they spelled itthat's why it's in the quotation marksretard
>>226069470THE SUN IS THE SAME, IN A RELATIVE WAY BUT YOU'RE SINKINShorter of breath, and one dayCLOSERR TO DEAAATH
Bought alcohol over the weekend again award
>that's how they spelled it. that's why it's in the quotation marks, retardFOB
>>226069443>>226069460Yeah>Rectal dilators were originally designed for therapeutic uses and later marketed with terms such as Dr. Young's Ideal Rectal Dilators, which were marketed as a cure for insanity[3] and constipation.[4]
Bought a six pack of budweiser and a blue buzz ball
>>226069454yeh propa mental dati dont fink any religions gud but islam is defo worse den then most christian types in englandder is sum bad wuns actually. small protestant churches. sum are dogshit but anglican is fine. catholic is almost as fine as catholic. catholic is like dog wiv bark no bite. they pretend they into like supernatural nonsense but they dont push it. whole anglican is virtually godless
>>226069491>over the weekendnigga it is friday
>>226069486corr i genujnely almost lissed tae diss todae but i didnt. it was like waiting in the youtube queue but i couldnae be arsed
ayo this nigga got blueballed at the liqour store
brother is time we get mad drunk and smoke some weed
>>226069500LOLhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Young%27s_Ideal_Rectal_Dilators
you smoke weedim on that woke sneed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0whow do i get one
>>226069471you eat haggis and run marathon distances
theyre still gassing that tranny up in that thread
>>226069501disgusting
>>226069542nigga's in Black Mesa
no lie, I think some of you are tripping
>>226069564if you got a good encabulator on standby that can block all resonance cascades on any anti mass spectrometer
>>226069576i'm actually sitting down, quite stable.
Is there a more cucked job than bodyguard? You're getting paid to take a bullet for some rich guy that doesn't give one single fig of a newton about you
Bo French's anti-indian posting actually made me sick. I'm not racist anymore. I don't know how I'll get along with my friends who are still racist.
>>226069580MYASSIS HEAVY
>>226069596Being a body guard is a lot like selling insurance. You're letting a guy pay you and hoping nothing bad actually happens that you're theoretically supposed to mitigate
>>226069605Am I supposed to know who that is?Sounds like the name of an avante garde pornographer
Gassy tranny? What?
>>226069605
>>226069615When I worked in security the few times shit actually went down I'd just pretend to be occupied by something else and then write a long report about what happened to cover my ass lol
how can you be terminally online and a currenteventslet at the same time
W Chad>Former adult film star Mia Khalifa, 33, was seen kissing her 24-year-old boyfriend during their beach vacation
>>226069605This is anti-French discrimination
>>226069627Based. Not worth getting hurt for a job like that
>>226069630you spend all of your time on the "sum of all human knowledge machine" and ain't got no knowledge
>>226069631https://youtu.be/3w-C0-zVaW8
>>226069631she's a pedophile!
>>226069631>mia will never crush your penis with her breasts then suck the soul out of your vas defrens
>>226069651image board not link board
I'm not terminally online. The only time I spend on the chan on work days is like 1-2 hours
>>226069631>Mia Khalifa, 33, was seen kissing her 24-year-old boyfriendHe was only 24 years old… this is pedophilic… get that cougar in a straight jacket
>>226069630I'm a full time kitten groomer in VR chat
>>226069651> HIT OR MISS> I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUHholy flashback
>>226069631manosphere niggas will still claim women face consequences for their actions
Shit or piss I guess they never piss huh
What does that even mean
I broke the Friday night curseDanced with a female last night
Some of you type like a retarded white guy pretending to be an urban black teen
>>226069718nigga what the fuck that even mean
>>226069718Hood irony posting is funny, being an actual n/wigger isn't funny
vibes were pretty good earlier but now they dookie
>>226069718ayo stfu yns think ts hard
>>226069718nigga dont hate me cause I'm beautiful
I made that Total Nigger Death edition the other day :)
>>226069748Based, and dare I say, redpilled
>>226069718*sucks teeth**walks zestily over to you and sits in your lap*
>>226069727Its only funny when it's deliberate and punching down
>>226069768faggot don't suck ya teeth at me
>>226069777We don't use slurs here.
>>226069772That's usually how I do it
*deliberately punches you in the nuts*
this thread got me sending
>>226069401I had some teenage girl ones come to my door once when I was 16. They tried their best not to gush but I could tell it was not working for them. We had a small chat then they left
lets talk crazy tunes, right now its gang starr
>>226069784пидop
>>226069718fuck u yappin whiteboy
fucking cunt seller still hasnt shipped my package
Never met a mormon in my life, although I did see some walking around the other day with those nametags, they did not talk to me. I must look unsaveable.
>>226069821A common problem when trying to buy cunt online
Awmost fowgot to bwush muh teefer-weefers!
Becoming close friends with a woman was a big mistake, I won't be doing it again. Nothing but an emotional rollercoaster
mods KILL this nigga
>>226068716Isn't that guy literally a fag
>>226069858It's impossible for men & women to be real close friends
>>226069858It also makes you look gay to other women
Southern europeans are superior to nordic dogs
>>226069866Maybe you're right but I didn't want to assume that was true going into it
Full send this altcoin cycle.
>>226069859ayo fr fr no cap deadass
So apparently they do AI interviews now when did that become a thing?
mods twists his balls counter clockwise and crush them
>>226069858so real
Excume me, Can someone **** ana? Thank you
>>226069886Yeah I saw some videos about that, seems hellish
bros...my hockey team stinks...
>>226069900Marijuana?!
Favourite Taylor Swift album? For me it's Reputation.
fuk u sayin Takeshi*shoots basketball*
I make sure I pay all my billionaires, I wouldn't want them to go without premium in the tank or a calamari lunch in Taiwan.
>>226069900HMMM HOOOOH HARAKIRI NO SEPPUKU
>>226069916Welcome to Canada brother, one of us, one of us...
>>226069918nigga we are MEN
>>226069900I came in his ass
>>226069842https://youtu.be/U6bcNlp1YHc
>>226069923>calamari lunch in TaiwanFor me, it's jiao yan you yu
>>226069804https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpBFOJ3R0M4You can keep me companyAs long as you don't careI'm only happy when it rainsYou wanna hear about my new obsession?I'm ridin' high upon a deep depressionI'm only happy when it rains(Pour some misery down on me)I'm only happy when it rains(Possum's misery down on me)I'm only happy when it rains(Pour some Misery Chastain down on me)I'm only happy when it rains(Posso miso me down on me)Я тoлькo happy кoгдa rains!
when i see a nigga being toxic i report that bitch ass and they ALWAYS get a suspension
>>226069926my team lost to the flames
>>226069936Бpинг вeт кaнт!
Spinny would love this picture
>>226069928Don't be such a fragile masculinity MF.
>>226069944>(Posso miso me down on me)>Я тoлькo happy кoгдa rains!So true…
>>226069923I'd prefer to have a adobo lunch in the Philippines personally
Will there ever be a band as cool as Limp Bizkit? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtOnSQvz8yc
>>226069962Rabbits are terrifying when they yawn.
Rabbits are mostly quiet but they scream when you kill them, it's almost human sometimes.
10 million people died in WW1. Imagine having one life and dying in a conflict that's remembered mostly as a civilizational suicide and essentially a prelude to another way bigger civilizational suicide. Think about this a lot
>>226069960A close reading of Critique of Pure Reason would suggest it is your categorical imperative to bring me Pyccкaя пиздa
>>226069992>10 million people died in WW1That's only the military personnel too, nobody even cares about the civilian deaths in WWI. Literally a footnote when studying about the overhyped WWII civilian deaths.
>>226069551pooping is intrinsic part of rooningeven diss year european championshipsvindics-tothshat all over her legs and crossed finished line covered in poop
>>226069992imagine being an indian and suffering for 20 years only to get run over by a fucking train and literally no one ever cared or will care and the universe itself will make a cosmic effort to forget your existence
>>226069983Did you know they blasted a loop of rabbits being slaughtered over loudspeakers as a method of psychological warfare during the Waco Siege
>>226069918i think midnights is the best overall album (hot take: antonoff is good at producing actually) but my favorite songs are on 1989. taylor is best when she makes dumb songs.
>>226069975Early Кpиcтaльныe Castles, blink182, Smashing Pumpkins, Korn...
>>226069631sloppy 132nds
>>226070010corr i could clean her up
>Vivek's concession call went to voicemail>Acton is still refusing to have any contact with him>Vivek has now fled the USAUnfathomable izzat loss. Set the jeet community back a couple decades at least.
>>226069647Prophet PBUH would've tossed this nigga from a rooftop for being a pooftah
>>226070031bitch grow tf up and pick up the phone!
>>226070014Didn't know that but I can believe it, it's an unpleasant sound.
>>226070000What would need a pyccкaя пиздa? Aren't you a local gay rentboy?
>>226070046I wish you'd stop using that shit alphabet
>>226070031gaijin go home
>>226070031>Set the jeet community back a couple decades at least.I think their reputation now is likely worse than it has ever been. There used to be loads of orientalists who were fascinated by Indian spirituality and shit. Giving Indians access to smartphones and the Internet, such that foreigners get a window into their country (as well as all the direct interactions with tens of millions of migrants) has been an abject PR disaster for India.
my team is getting BTFO
weak as vegeta head faggot only eats vegetables that's why his scrawny bitch ass lost to a raped womanborn loser needs to fuck off back to a gutter in india. nigga should be sitting in a TRASH PILE eating fuckin GARBAGE.
>>226070066He was supposed to be one of the "model" jeets too lol imagine doing more damage to your community than a street food seller sticking his fingers in all the soup
had to drive through a nigden for work today
not everyone is owed a response, including both Vivek and (You).
LOOK AT THIS NIGGA'S FUCKIN HEAD
>>226070063Your alphabet is named after alpacas and there's barely 25 letters. Sit this one out.
>>>/wsg/6235154
>>226070094The Raped
I am seeing a succinct deficit of ratpedos over here!
>>226070094How is he both brown and yellow and the same time? Is this the jaundice?
>>226070111Link to the video directly, not the post, newfag
>>226070127don't do this it gives you a virus
>>226070127i shant
>>226070123he a high yellow house nigga!
>>226070127Bad advice
>>2260700171989 is undoubtedly her most successful album with the highest concentration of great songs. Reputation is a bit shorter, but I like the hip/dubstep/slight industrial-influenced sounds on it. Midnights is great too, it's probably my third favourite after Reputation and 1989. Folklore and Evermore are kind of their own thing that don't even sound like Taylor's usual fare but they're amazing all on their own.I use picrel as an alternative cover art for Midnights btw, I hated the official cover art so I replaced it on my phone.
>>226070115RAPED EGG
>>226070137LOL
>>226070137No, this can't be right. Just look at that color. >>226070145. That pantone is unhealthy. It's either jaundice, kidney failure, CHIM or he's a servant of the 6th House.
>>226070046для эякyляции
>>226070154
>>226070160nigga was born in a garbage dump and eats shit and piss as a matter of his religion and you are asking why he's brown and yellow???
>>226070172That’s one peculiar buck
be honest what anime character would yall bark for
>>226070193one is simply aware
>>226070197Makima
>>226070171У мeня нeт pyccкoй пизды. Я нe жeнщинa tho.>>226070172I love Purple Rain tho>>226070180Yes. Because unironically they're not supposed to look like that. He looks like me after 2 day shift yet I start getting a little green if I don't sleep long time (probably with envy) and he's getting way too yellow-brown the color of wet you know what. Weird.
>>226070197Megumin
>>226070204very latinx coded answer
>Megumin
we're not judging each other's answers, guys
CHINESE MUSIC UNDER BANYAN TREESHERE AT THE DUDE RANCHABOVE THE SEA
Maybe no electoral college could be a good thing. It might be mob rule, but at the same, tarring and feathering shitheads was the de facto mob rule until we stopped.
>we're not judging each other's answers, guys
>>226070250mkay?
>>226070197Power
It hurt my feelings when you quoted my response with a picture of Jason. Why would you do that, man? I'm just trying to have fun here :(
someone bake the new thread so we don't have to use another shitty one made by that mexican paedophile
>>226070031
someone bake me a pie
>>226070303>>226070303nu
>>226069399oh shit
>>226070304>>226070304>>226070304We're all in here
recycle>>226068742>>226068742>>226068742
