>5 minutes agoFUUUAAAARRRKKKKK
*/brat/
>>226069290kys pedocuck
UwU
>>226069010Good edish
>>226069010Flat is justice!
>>226069379True.
Pregumin
>>226069010>>226069379For me? It's Darkness
>>226069578IMPRISONING ME
>>226069688ALL THAT I SEE
I ate sphagetti for dinner, going to make some coffee now :3
Fucking sick of us politics on reddit frontpageNo i don't care about your midterms or whatever
>>226069973american website o algodon't you guys have rediff? or indiachan
ohayo~
https://sshhole.com/
>>226070041>indiachanIm not underage>rediffNever used it, it kinda had some traction back in maybe 2010, it looked too business oriented and all i cared about, then, was games and tech stuff. Might check it out now
>>226070272>indiachanany mention of college entrance or gov exams shoeuld get you a perma side-wide IP banfailing to do so results in the inevitabl death of your pajeet forum
>cast
>making fun of a minor spelling mistake because he knows the tweet is true
>>226056102Lol>>226070717Thought that smiling guy was tamil meme reaction
>>226070844
dhana mero naam chhoo main, pahadon ki bandhjadu dekhi meri maya ka, sab pareshan...kanshe ki thali mein bal, chandi ko sikkachandi ko sikkamain teri rani, tu mero hukum ko ikkahan bal, hukum ko ikka
>>226069010wish i had an indian vpn sumtimes
>>226010617
>>226071381
>>226071381corrGIWTWM
>>226070247The site is sooo good, man. Who cares about a critical venerability in ssh. Y'all should be focusing on the site design and story telling more.
>>226071545I want to redesign zutted.com
Jio chamars should be rangebanned from this site.
>>226069010>Diwali>post some anime randi that has nothing to do with India
>>226071948>
>>226072013>zoomers unironically watch gay stuff like this
I wish my retarded frens were home to do some retarded shit in diwalihttps://youtu.be/cOWB1vycDwM?t=936
just bought a lil bit of patakha for Rs 300just because YOU NEED TO BURNnot because I want to
>>226072265300 doesn't even buy a sparkler packet
>>226072318my village is cheap :)
>>226072318>wanted to buy some cheap rockets>800 rupya bhaiya>bought some vodka instead
>>226072324Are the randis there cheap too
>>226072418yes it's known for cheap whores near the railway station area
>>226072409Wish /bharat/ could drink together on this occasion. I'm sure it'd be all friendly and cozy and no one would try killing or raping another
>>226072432I don't drinkI don't smokeI'm a clean lad
>>226072425Will I get std if I fuck them
>>226072474but of course
>>226072432>>226072469This for me too and I am 21 yo zoomerHappy Deepawali, Deewali, etc. /bharat/Let it rest for a day or two!
idk what exact date diwali is on :Dhappy diwali to yall anyway>>226072432being a shithole and non-drinking go hand-in-hand>>226072469>>226072532I drink a couple shots, watch an episode from anime or something, and sleep.
>>226072481Damn the poor incels cant even fuck in peace
>>226072545>being a shithole and non-drinking go hand-in-handWhat? People living in shitholes don't drink?
>>226072655yep, they are usually muslims
>>226072763ALLAH O ALGO
I noticed banglas are like 160cm midges on average, I also noticed their women appear to be taller than the men in a very weird twist of human sex dimorphism
>>226072905They also have very short legs and long arms and are barrel chested
>>226072905>>226072922
>>226072905Kangloos you mean? What are they upto in italia?
>>226072933The effeminate bharatian
>>226073564>>226073577the masculine katwa in his natural habitat
>>226072905I think you meant lungis
>>226073599>katwa >brings up his God unprompted I'm glad there's some religious ferver in this thread, on account of diwali.
>>226073686>>brings up his God unpromptedyour god's a pussy matemy god fucks yours
>>226073708>Actually concedes he worships black cocksLmao, /int/ was spot on.
>>226073748>worships black cocksthat's islam thoughshiv ling is Indian cock
>>226073779So you worship Indian men's cocks?
>>226073794I'll accept Shiva is a man if you accept Allah is Muhammad's sock puppet
Btw isn't keksmir bastion of shady tantric shaivism practices
>>226073822that was jahiliyat before Islam saved us
>>226073822K.shaivism was higher iq than pedestrian shaivism
cuckmiri fled
>>226073946Still here bozo
i took ket and saw the veda, sup in your life NIGGER
>>226073992You need to try Soma lil bro
>>226073708The Kaabussy...
>>226072922Wtf, how many Bengalis are in Italy? I thought you guys just got Punjabi farm hands
>>226073837>>>226073939Esotericist cope.
>>226073543>>226073650>>226074168They are endentured slaves in our shipywards and hobbist uppity muslim agitators
>be dindu>pray to air god>pollute air>pray to water god>pollute water>pray to mother earth>litter and spit everywhere>think you are better than everyond else
too many muslims here today
go out with your hindu frens and blow up or something
How do we get timmy bastards to respect Hindu Brahmin alpha males? Dont they know Bharat man is gigachad?
>>226077143>obvious falseflagdon't you fags have anything better to do in your life?Maybe if you did you countries won't be on the path of turning into shitholes
>>226076764Same as indian Muslims and christcucks... But you of course won't talk about that
>>226077830because I don't expect anything from abrahamcuckshindus should actually take care of nature instead of actively shitting it up
>>226077830>Saaaar Muslims and Christian do too saar>Hinduism is butiful religion because we respect animal Saar Hindu respect butiful cow shit saar
>>226077898>we abrahamcucks dindu nuffin
>>226077170>Maybe if you didThey can't. Seething on the internet is all they can doEven in the US, with the highest number of personal weapons and stuff that they have, they can't do anything. What the fuck are Australians supposed to do lmao
>>226077830>Saar t-they do it too saarYea, so? People from only one religion preach one and do the oppositeShame on you
Wassup chinkymao celebrate diwali, don't you have something similar
miss bhach desu
there should be regulations on fireworks desuonly families earning 50 LPA and above should be able to buy it via their "firework buying license".
>>226079262every form of jeetry should be bannedbaratmurti visarjanetc etc
>>226079304what problem do you have with baraats benchode
>make one god the ultimate ideal man to strive and emulate>villify his legacy with wifeberg
>>226079564wat
>>226079639Cursed to see dumeel ramblings
>>226079262Loud crackers shouldn't be allowed to be owned privately in the first place. Just have a nice 1 hour public firework spectacle in a specific spot of every town, village and city, then the police shoos everyone back home, while the rest get their skulls cracked open. But unfortunately, Indians want to walk on the streets and shit on it too.
>>226080409>1 hour public firework spectacle in a specific spot of every town, village and city,do you know the population of our cities?
>>226080554You divide them up by zones of course. Not everyone in a 25 gorillion people city has to come to the same place. Choose places on the outskirts, empty fields, from where people would watch the fireworks. It's basically like Dusshera and New Year. And like I said, no loud crackers. There I fixed Diwali, but I bet 99.99% of the people won't be willing to make the sacrifice for a bit of civilization.
They burst firecrackers at my place and the local stray dogs lost their shit lmaoit's a complete circus here lol my fucking sidespeak lundia
>>226080900> local stray dogsneed turkish treatment
Happy diwali
>>226069330damn that tranny has hit the wall already
>>226081049This reminded me of something really funny. Over a year ago I worked at this BPO. We weren't allowed phones inside, so during downtime we'd just gossip inane shit. One day, the topic about stray dogs came up. The girls all went goo goo ga ga like the niggershit retards they are. Me and my friend, who's the zero inhibition kind of autist, joked that in order to deal with the stray dog infestation in Delhi, we should start a dog meat company. Round up all the dogs, put them into industrial slaughterhouses, chop them up and sell the end product to lucrative markets in the North east. I kid you not, one of the girls looked at me while I was cackling and got all teary-eyed and shit. Another girl went to console her and kept giving me the ugly eye. A guy came up to us and told us "yaaaar esa nahi bolna chahiye tha!!! jyada hogaya vroooo..."
>>226081356>girls looked at me while I was cackling and got all teary-eyed and shiupper class girls i bet they never faced bike chasing dogs at night
>>226081648Rich, fat, "my home is Kaneda" punjaban, yes.
good nightlet the thread die
>>226081648>never faced bike chasing dogs at nightI have.Literal nothing burger.You just shout back and they leave you alone.Anyone who fears dogs, like the stray once instead of like, actual violent dogs like pitbulls or mastiffs, is a faggot
https://www.apple.com/in/shop/buy-mac/macbook-pro-proled-xdr/16-inch-space-black-standard-display-apple-m5-max-chip-18-core-cpu-40-core-gpu-64gb-memory-4tb-storageIs it possible to afford this config in India or are you poorfags just like us
>>226082601>₹837900.00I can buy it but why should I?
I BELIEVE I CAN ZUTTI BELIEVE THEY CAN TOUCH MY BUTTI THINK ABOUT IT EVERY DESERT NIGHTSPREAD MY CHEEKS UNTIL MY HEAD GOES LIGHTI BELIEVE I CAN GAAAPESEE ABU RUNNIN' THRU THE DESERTLIKE AN AAAPEI BELIEEEEEEEEEEEVE I CAN ZUTT(I CAN ZUTT)I BELIEVE I CAN TAKE ZUTT NUTT(TAKE ZUTT NUUUUUUTT)I BELIEVE I CAN TAKE IT UP MY BUTT (UP MYYYYY BUUUUUUUTT)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4YF_bUrmf8
>>226082601I won't buy another apple product anyways. I have a macbook air m1 and that thing has been failing since 2 years first the speakers started cracking and then keys started dying and finally now I have horizontal lines on the screen. It's not even worth repairing this. Next time my basic requirements is at least non soldered main storage so even if the computer dies I can still salvage my storage. Ideally something like panther lake Thinkpad p1
>>226082721I can't afford it :(
>>226081058Hmmphhhhhhhh
>>226082601I just cope by saying apple is overrated
>>226082601No
>>226080554>do you know the population of our cities?low IQ>>226080670>You divide them up by zones of coursehigh IQIt's insane how the avg Indian cannot think two steps ahead.
https://youtu.be/R5cgwB47f7I
