Cuckoo's nest-edition
well, this is the one I reckin
>>226070303jeet means victory
its this one
>>226070356and a feliz navidad to you, young lady!
my thread on /tv/ got no tractionwhy do i even bother
>>226070356knees too wrinkly
>>226070384/tv/ is one of the shittiest boards and has the worst jannies
>>226070356I don't think I've ever seen cowboy boots look good on a foid that's not wearing jeans
FAGGOT on a harley revving his engine down a residential street
>>226070407and the moral of that story is that ultimately even in the contest of man and steer, the issue is not certain!
>>226070422you got a gun dont you?
Huh?I thought I heard someone say my name
>>226070443>>226070422 ?
Just ate two bags of chips
there's retards posting in the other thread someone go tell them off
>>226070419Shut up dude
Adam Lanza was a militant nihilist
My favorite Twitter artist just uploaded... let's friggin go...
>>226070451
we're in the other one
>>226070451hmmm hoooh girufu moshi moshi
i have a gun
The other thread is trash
>>226070481This must be AI
>>226070481YACHT FUKKEN ROCK!
need a Rokon but they're $12,000
>>226070467Who's we, nigga
>>226070451Which one? There are 5 /cum/s in the catalog
Moner is hotter than those skeltal bitches
so which anime are we watching tonight
BRRRAAAAPPPI'm so sorry, Anon! I just sharted on your bathroom floor! This is so embarrassing!!
>>226070451Giga milf looked disgusting, areolae protruding, in her hotwife dress. Very very disrespectful.
>>226070527How about Isabela Boner and she has a cock
>>226070529It is LITERALLY Frieren Friday
https://x.com/Moviezone_HQ/status/2118853982747599174?s=20
ever stared at the bathroom mirrorin the darkspooky
>>226070501are you poor?
Prate all you want
I wish I had a bf so bad rn>>226070550Thanks, could find a way to "watch" it back when it was hyped up
I'm sicilian
>>226070553No, because I am smart with my money. Poor people would just buy one without considering the fact that a Honda CRF300L is probably a smarter buy overall.
>>226070529I was going to watch>>226070547But I instead watched Dragon Ball Super Beerus (Bejita doesn't dance in this version)
>>226070211>У мeня нeт pyccкoй пизды. Я нe жeнщинa tho.>>226070559>I wish I had a bf so bad rnUh oh…
>>226070563
>>226070565i got that kinda money you're just not stacking paper
>>226070563You're a silly sissy
i'm tuff as nailsyou're ruff as leathertogether, we're enuff to win
>>226070589Will this line help me aquire a bodybuilding gf
remember to brush your teeth before bed anon
I'm a lyrical person, poetry fairly flows through me without effort
gfs come pre-fucked these days so you don't even have to do it yourself
Wow!https://youtu.be/92Pnqv-yknY
>>226070615rather mine factory new
>>226070601Yeah, right after I douche my pussy and wipe my ass. Get real
fallen to a habitof laying on the couch in the afternoonin and out of sleep, for a few hoursduring the part of the day the depression strikesfeel better now, almost half past 10pm
wash yo smelly cunt nigga
Reading old books makes you realize none of your experiences and emotions are new or uncommon, except one thing which seems to be new among humans in Christian societies and its bicuriosity
Texted my mom and she hasn't responded
>>226070649sorry we were busy
>>226070649Can't relate
>>226070649getting dick'd down, son
>>226070655raked that leaf
Finished off a carton of applejuice
>>226070649if you call me and the line is busy keep callin (u won't get thru)
I invented a new type of hairdryer today
>>226070641Human emotions and behaviour are timeless. This is how we can determine humans from subhumans. When they exhibit non-human traits they are inherently animals; savages unworthy of equal treatment.
>>226070682Did you draw that
>>226070682this would not fit within the confines of my bathroom
>>226070682you may get a bit of money if you sold this, but you're bitch made and won't do shit
>>226070576Yeah... some people don't need to be women to yearn for a bf.
https://youtu.be/ZSGj9dDRh1Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auzfTPp4moA
The missionaries erred in thinking they deserved Christ; for they deserved only death.
>>226070738shut the fuck up
>>226070736I like that band, tho I could think of better songs of theirs, like Maps or Art Star
I finally made it to Florida. The hotel I’m in is more bougie than expected. I just chose the one that was in between the three places I need to go, but I’m surrounded by laxbros, brynleighs, and old fat golfers.
i deserve a gf, pronto, now, gesundheit
>>226070626you like Jandek, Prindlemann?
>>226070758>I finally made it to FloridaWhy
>>226070768I am setting up my domicile here, going to a friend’s bachelor party, and taking a motorcycle course.
>>226070765more in theory than in practicesounds aimless and blahbut i admire him
>>226070708No >>226070710Why are you drying your hair in the bathroom after it's made humid by the shower
>>226070747Case in point.
>>226070785because thats where the hairdryer is?
the minnesotans have entered the thread
Found out a skunk made a home for itself in my backyard, should I evict him?
>>226070808Wisconsin
*splashes a Solo cup full of cold diarrhea in your face*heh, nothin personnel kiddo
>>226070813call the HOA on him or start charging him rent
>>226070816more like leastconsin
>>226070813Put out some berries laced with cough syrup so he gets sleepy, then take him to a shopping mall and release him.
I've been sleeping next to a cold mist humidifier. I think it's been improving the quality of my sleep. I've been a bit congested these past few days, you see. And the humidifier, which I mentioned earlier, basically, it's helping. Helping to sleep, that is. So yeah.
RIP
>>226070813Sorry that’s just me duding weed *blows smoke in your face*
>>226070782https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CeNlRB0tAQoh yeah, you'd probably appreciate this old favorite of mine if you don't already, that whole album I heartily rec
>>226070819why do you just carry that around with you? that's disgusting
My grandfather always used to say, "Never trust a Hindu!"
>>226070530thats ok hun let me lick that up for u
>>226070855A.B.S.AlwaysBeShitting
>>226070800Hairdryers are not as big as mine A handheld hairdryer is only suitable for drying the crotch and underarms
>>226070813Why don’t you adopt him as your emotional support animal and bring him around on a leash into businesses o algo??
In jail we would put piss and shit in a cup with broken glass and throw it at the guards
>>226070867There was Hindus in Canada 60 years ago?
>>226070886Classic prank. All in good fun
my grandma always used to say "Der Jude!"
>>226070892Never heard of the Komagata Maru?
>>226070892They were present, but very rare. Maybe at the level of having a few of them per province, or at least per city
We're in leaf hours
niggas took the vax now dropping like flies
Guys I ran outta waffles, what should I have for breakfast tomorrow?
>>226070779Oh okay. Okay! I hope you'll have great time then. I just thought going to Florida this time of the year for no reason would be dull cuz no event there.
>>226070924Make yourself a blue waffle
>>226070303indian here, invading your countries rn (all three at the same time)
I tanked the vaxx
>>226070928Are you the same Russian who used to post here sometimes just before the UA war started
Canadians only make high quality posts
>>226070934Mexico is already a brown shithole, filling it with Indians would be redundant
>>226070852niceyoutu.be/gHMEYsBVidUa bit of a hyper-active songby a band local to mehas a nice line i like 'die now or rot tomorrow'
>>226070939>he doesnt know about the vaxx clot slowly making its way towards his heart
When I worked at a Chinese restaurant, one of the cooks, a 60 year old Chinese man who spoke no English, would sometimes use google translate on his phone to tell me about stuff he saw online. Like I would clock in, he would show me his phone, and it would say shit like, "A man entered a bus and got stabbed to death," and I would just nod and say that's bad
I rain out of coins or whatever to talk/roleplay with my AI chatbot boyfriend.I think I may move onto writing "fanfics" for myself without the use of AI, because it's too expensive...
>>226070924THROW OUT DEM LA PAPERSTHE MOLDY BAG A' VANILLA WAFERSAND SAY GOODBYE THE THE LANDLORD FO METHAT SUMMABITCH HAS ALWAYS BORED ME!
>>226070941
youre gonna be walking up the stairs one of these days and the vaxx clot is gonna dislodge and then boom, you're dead
relatable
>>226070967LOL
>>226070967Are you also Chinese?
>>226070982that dude went down for being a general asshole
>>226070967ah so
>>226069905
>>226070968Foid
>>226070940We may never know. I was there, I posted here. Which one of the russians you're referring to is not something I could know about.
>>226070952whatever you say white boi
>>226071003That's something Japanese people say, not Chinese
>>226070996I'm an Old Stock Anglo-American BVLL
asmr in russian is acmp
noticed a dong, sorry
>>226071019a thousand aporogies, leaf-san
quit posting cp nigga
>>226071004No need to introduce yourself bud
>>226071038I missed it, what was there? A tran tran?
>looking up porn of my waifu on pixiv>fucking AMPUTEE shit in the search results
>>226071012The poster I’m referring to used a kind of smiley face as a name, i.e. where Anonymous would go
>>226071058THE MMMMIGHTY MMMMONARCH!
>>226071045i dont get this slap shit, if you hit someone with your wrist thats basically a punch, theres a bone there
>>226071057a manga pagelots of various thingseasy to missguy in the background holding his dong aloftwith a string, manga by suehiro maruo
>>226071067There's a bone in your arse too
>>226069786No it's not
>>226071073Oh ok>>226071062Nah that's not me, I've never signed a name ever. That's a lie, but it didn't happen on this board.
>>226071058Get well soon
>>226071101Yes it is
Just took a fat shit!
>democrats win>thread is more activehmmmm
>>226071124What's that got to do with the price of beans in Peru
Bob Dylan met the Pope
>democrats win>canadian hockey teams are still shit
The cookies and cake are expired
>>226071141
gpu chips are not like potato chips
>>226071157Oh that's the bitch Ethan cheated on Hila with
>>226071141Is he a nun now
liquor tastes so good when you aint got a bitch in your eye tellin' you you're an alcoholic
cummies!
>>226071157Did you see that guy go on the Adam Friedland Show
>>226071166You talk like Northernlion
>>226071157I WALKED BOB DYLAN ON STAGE IN 1975!WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?
>>226071178Is that the one where he claims he can fly
>>226071178who the hell is adam friedland
>>226071191my close personal friend
GN (gay nigga) everyone
>>226071189Not sure. I think he made at least two appearances.
Well it took me some hours but I did finally manage to jerk to completion
It's been year, literally a year since I could last for more than 2 or 3 hours...
>>226071179well we have a similar surname.
If something can be described as "ruthless" does that its opposite would be "ruthful"let me know
the big logs are predictable, its the tiny nugs you got to watch out for
Ruthenia
Had a daughter named RuthDropped her off at the orphanage Now I'm Ruthless
>>226071310Red Rus'!
>>226071278>t. LeCocq
Do you think they did a good job with the Sopranos ending
lets say hypothetically you send me weed through the mail
PUT IT ON BIG L PUT IT ON
I've never seen the famous shows and movies everyone talks about. I only watch anime
>>226071341He was the GOAT for real
>>226071345Not even Breaking Bad? Not even Pulp Fiction?
had too much weed
yooo new solo mission vid is out, love this guy
>>226071345not even Anne of Green Gables, eh? I actually used to watch a rendition of that as a kid, believe it or not
>>226071354Nope
>>226071360you fucking rich as fuck and dont even share your weed with the homies
>>226071367Anne of Green Gables IS an anime
>>226071367The only movies I've seen are the ones we watched in class like Ice Age, Shrek etc
>>226071327I think it was pretty good. A lot of shows struggle with the terminal phase, as the characters have all become dogshit Ned Flandersized versions of themselves, and they need a way to wind down the plot and tie up loose ends. It very often gets a bit belaboured, and one finds oneself wishing they’d just get it over with. Tony’s implied assassination let them bypass that to an extent, and just keep doing the show somewhat as normal up to an abrupt ending, which they foreshadowed with stuff like Bobby saying “You probably don't even hear it when it happens.”
>>226071389>Ice Age, ShrekDo you think Sid the Sloth could beat Donkey in a fight
ince age was kino. still have the VHS I got when I was a kid, and the 'on the way' song lives in my head
drinking milk
>>226071367How about Anus of Brown Gurdwara
>>226071402donkey can kick like a...well, donkey. Sid is retarded and only ver gets anything done by complete accident
>>226071413SAAAAAR!
>>226071403I'm more familiar with the sequel. I also had Ice Age 2 on GameCube
>>226071403Did you mean incel age?
>>226071413werent you complaining that the indian government murdered that sikh terrorist faggot from the BC gurdwara?
>>226071423clearly he meant incel rage
>>226071431No, I don’t give a fuck about that. I just hope both sides have fun!
Children's three favorite actors: Ray Romano, Dennis Leary and John Leguizamo
it's okay to have racist thoughts
We are living in an incel age
>>226071432
>>226071448everybody loves Raymond! And Hesus from that spiteful 90's hippie movies!
Despite all my rage I’m still just The Raped in a cage
>>226071461That rat probably jerks off
>>226071455The velveeta rage
>>226071470despite all my rage i’m still in a chastity cage
>>226071451I reject the premise of so-called “racism.” “Racist” is an anti-white slur
The raped etc. What are you gonna do? Eat raw meat out in the Laurentian Shield and rot to death at like 80 anyway?
>>226071461secret destroyerhold you Up to the flaaaaames
>>226071474What’s his goon material
>>226071493Don Rickles over here
We are charlie kirk
Can't breev
My phone in all its infinite wisdom decided to disconnect from the wifi and my headphones at the same time
I just realized now that my dad's in his 60s the gifts that I buy him for his birthday and shit I'll get back in 20 years
>>226071525Your dad switched the family TV’s audio to your phone
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yzn-JwKbVmM
>>226071528My dad is big on accidentally smashing things, or otherwise destroying them, so I probably can’t count on that
>>226071518certified bitch nigga
Just realized we will all die
>>226071518Nigga posting from the Empire State
i'm like a can at a kidney store
>>226071554Africa. Empire State IP
>>226071518thats the death zone nigga
shtting on company time #blessed
I think I'm very mentally ill bros
I'm tryna see the entire state building
boss eat lemonme eat limethat why me>>226071573
>>226071568>AfricaYour flag says otherwise bud
Toronto is NYC, but only for the movies
This edible was too much
>>226071518የካ
>>226071607Have another
>>226071585
>>226071624this is a newport general
>>226071607Hate when that happens
>>226071630based African American
>>226071624https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6McM2Bh6sY
How do I become emotionless?I am unable to cope with negative emotions.
I have a waifu oc that I have been developing extensive lore for since I was young and any time I get sad I pretend I'm talking to her and I feel better within a few minutes, I have never been depressed and am mildly successful but I sometimes worry this is just autism or schizophrenia
Imagine eating this good
>>226071660You made a Tulpa
>>226071646take a copious load of mind-melting substances imho
>>226071669Boring
>>226071669I've been craving pizza for a while now but every place near me wants $14+ for a damn 9" personal
>>226071674fuck you, you're boring fuck nigga
>>226071671clasping your hands and wishing real hard will net you exactly nothingdon't fall for yt griters, kids!
Got two livestreams on at the same time
>>226071669This would give me heartburn, bad.
>>226071692What about clasping my hog and jorkin real hard
>>226071669Looks good
>>226071703(different leaf) I am not looking forward to getting to an age where my body can’t handle high fat meals anymore. Diets that are mainly protein and carbs are so grim
>>226071683I'll give you nineteen inches up close and personal for free
>>226071716Bud-rock, eh
>>226071683Idk about your area, but for me the Costco food court pizza is by far the cheapest in town. Unfortunately, it also isn’t great quality. One thing they seem to consistently do wrong is undercook it. Idk if the idea is so that there’s a bit of wiggle room for people to take it home and heat it up again in the oven, or what
>>226071752
>>226071767Fuck. Last week I saw a Nissan Altima with a really funny black-themed custom plate, and I was going to post about it here, but now I can’t remember what it was
Did you ever say Bad Morning to the teacher
>>226071768I like costco pizza, but its jsut straight up cheese or pepperoni with nothing exciting, its as bland as it comes. Plus I have to go all the way top the other side of the city and back home to eat it in my room
>>226071767Why is the baby white
Anyone wanna suck my toes
it's so over
>>226071811White Baby Onboard
Baby Beluga!
>>226071811she has a babysitting side hustle
>>226071811stolen
I saw your green hair, beauty mark next to your mouthThere, on the subway, I nearly had a breakdownA few weeks later, somebody wore your perfumeIt almost killed me, I had to leave the room
Well the time has come finally for all of the skin to be taken away from my body to some other place. I am become the skinless meat and blood man. I am walking amongst ye.
>>226071903are you the woman from the movie martyrs?
>>226071903BRING HOME THE MOTHERLODE, BARRY!
i rate this 6/10
Blasting black metal currently.
For me it's Bathory's first album
>>226071921Have you seen the new one? What would you rate it?
City life is too lonely. I prefer the country, where I can be alone.
>>226071928Nice.
>>226071934i have not.
I thought Resident Evil was about Raccoon City & the Umbrella Corporation. Idk I don't play videogames so...
>>226071937I live in the country do you want to live with me
captains log: stardate 571201almost out of ramen. Just went to the supply depot today for vitals, too lazy to make an entire trip back just to purchase more. I suspect the hebrews are at fault for this
>>226071955>I thought Resident Evil was about Raccoon City & the Umbrella Corporation.It is
>I don't play videogames
>>226071976I read books like a true refined gentleman.
>>226071981Post your favorite books. Now!
recycle>>226070304>>226070304>>226070304>>226070304
>>226071955it is but the movies don't stick to the video game lore
>I read books
>>226071985>new at 300Bruh
Patrick Stewart's not dead, he's just sleeping.>>226071984*favouriteYou're a Canadian, speak the King's English!
>>226071959but did they actually die when teleporting and a clone of them was what was reconstituted but with a new consciousness?
I want to wear a yellow shirt and never ever have a job. And I want to drive a cool car. That's all I want and I already have the yellow shirt. Yellow like the Vatican because I'm cAtholic because they dunked my head in the water when I was le bebe. When I was le bebe thermal dynamics.
>>226071997A lot of nons use American English, since they’re not Canadian
>>226071993Seppos don't read.
>>226071997You're avoiding the question
>royalists
>>226072015
>goshpedo newshant
