a thread for the discussion of british culture edition
Cross over the road my friend,Ask the Lord his strength to lend,His compassion has no end -Cross over the road ok.
>>226081651not only is my arse bigger than his but his cock is bigger than mine
Weak niggas seething about the age of consent being what it is and people following it, simping for women
beautiful white woman
Drinking some of that new Lucozade flavour 'Sherbert Twist' it's quite nice and sugar free tastes a lot like sherbert
walking around in my freshly washed raw denim selvedge jeans to try to loosen them up
just downloaded tiktokfeel bad but fuck
>>226081686do a review on your youtube channel de lid
i moved out of my parents house when i was 20, i told them the day before i was leaving and they didn’t give a shit
>>226081692Gotta do what you gotta do
Vividly remember happily shitting myself when I was like 8 happily playing TimeSplitters on the PS2 and eating a bag of Revels haha
>>226081647thought it meant sherwood forest
>>226081689Wewwwww
>>226081712ok i moved out at 18 when i went to uni
>>226081692thanks, mr type-a personality
>>226081686meant to say to you, the other day we spoke about that new christmas edition vanilla coke zerowell I did buy an 8-pack in the end out of the big tesco and it's 8 times lush lad I can tell you. It's just like the vanilla coke of old. A real depth to the vanilla flavour. Sadly the can itself is quite unaesthetic, they've got a big white dog poo on the front (meant to be cream, for 'creamy vanilla'). But it's definitely worth a purchase.
They are always up to some bullshit; it's what they do
>>226081663waht a lovely snog lol
>>226081730>jewcel doesnt understand wordswell done
>>226081731close, thats sherwood forest!
>>226081730not entirely accurate, chuds believe they are subhuman in the sense they lack human morals, I don’t think any chuds think they’re stupid
days without nonces on /brit/: 0
You're such a nice personaren't you?
>>226081726The first TimeSplitters wasn't very good ok over2 was the peak over and out
>>226081754Chuds cannot answer this, so they resort to nitpicking on irrelevant shit. My japanese gf agrees.
>>226081773The Jews are retarded but it's complicated and not worth it. I can't be bothered
>>226081781im horrible
>>226081735that’s not really moving out because you probably go back over the holidays and possibly after you graduate too
>>226081686Alri faggotlad?dis u x
>>226081785Timesplitters 2 first mission copied Dam okOver
>>226081651>no cock bulgeCringe!
oh right the romanian is a horrible little paedophilefeel like a mug for even replying to him now
>>226081781..no
NHS you are either a trans man, a white woman with a mulatto or a black womanwell done ar en aitch ess
>>226081781YeesI am
>>226081781I am a nice person
>>226081781yeah but it feels fake to me
not fucking hagrid buying a fucking DRAGON egg in the pub of all places loooooooool
>>226081651decent cumslut I guess
Forced bimbofication of rorke for the explicit purposes of being a BAME cumslut, Andy Burnham speaks of this
>>226081799ok ive lived in my own flat for 14 years
>>226081726you shouldnt be shitting yourself at 8 years old
>>226081815Political correctness gone mad
>>226081826He was all pissed up as the book makes clear ok over
Why is it called a flat when it's in a multistory building? Same with apartment, they're not apart, they're close together. Australian English calls them units
Harry Potter. Comfy
pooseal has let himself go
>>226081852Yeah that might be why I vividly remember it mate. Catch up
do you agree?
>>226081852cant do anything in this woke world
>>226081880roof flat innit
>>226081880Aussies being different to be different See also: runs/overs vs. overs/runs
Roof flat like dead dad body in ground dog. I wish you live a long happy life
>>226081726I've got a memory of playing Gran Turismo on the PS2 one afternoon and throwing up orange juice, and the strain from throwing up made me diarrhoea shit in my pants. Tummy bug :/
>you shouldn’t be shitting on yourself Gordon Ramsay was left speechless by this epic putdown
>>226081925When you translate some slags chinese tattoo
weird how common interracial breeding is abroad in anglo-saxon countriesi feel that in the uk it is still frowned upon but in the us, cananda and australia its not approved necessarily but they also dont deny it
>>226081913Makes sense to me. For example, 3 wickets for 62 runs, 3/62, sounds better than 62 runs for 3 wickets, 62/3. The latter is some weird French syntax.
>>226081880what am I the answer man? Fuck off and leave me alone
>>226081952Cuck
3200kcals a day for me
Don't think these clothes are dry
>>226081935Really? Odd, I saw you sucking you dogs penis last night
>>226081964Sorry
Nghhh
>>226081898are these all trannies?
Trump has basically gifted the democrats the white house in 2028 by being such a total fucking retard lol
>>226081932Bet you can’t hear My Favourite Game by the Cardigans without recalling it now
Calling sex breeding is a dead giveaway that you're talking to a porn addict
mad how porn stars probably spend most of their time naked
still havent got up the confidence to wank into the condom yet ffs
>>226082004I don't think he was allowed to be president again. If the Americans said "fuck it" and just did it then that would be a bit scary
right well that's the barrels taken out and the hair washed
>>226082003no they are the most famous female porn actresses mia melano is peak however
>>226081898>I only recognize 3 of them
I bet your indian wife doesn’t have big white bazookas like these
>>226082031for fuck's sake lad it won't bite
Ok I will stop asking if girls are ginger or redhead!! XD
>>226081935my ribs were hurting from laughing the first time i watched this
>>226082053that's a good thing
>>226082030i prefer clothed_female x naked_male porn
Gay rape (um)
>>226081975bulking/cutting/maintenance?
ok this is BRIT we are the BRIT TEAM
I still calls it Ayers Rock even if the term is banned in Australia (they dub.over or cut out any old media scenes naming it that)
>>226082077um
>>226082087SCRRRR
>>226081781
>>226082080a slow bulk
don’t recognise any pornstars me tend to only watch amateur pov vids
anyone boozing this evening?
>>226082074dont even need the female, eh? ;)
Yeah shame guys can't get pregnant
i saw the space "nigga"
nth for the holodem
>>226082116hurtful lie
>>226082108aye
>>226082108aye me
>>226081781I'm a nice fuck I like a sick fuck
lads do you think it's a red flag if a girl is attractive now, but was very unattractive when she was young?
>>226082108I wish!
>>226081746I already tried it and I keep buying it. I hope they keep it around as a permanent flavour
>>226082149yh
>>226082114na. i still need puss but can only get hard if there's a black man involved. i tried a week ago watching a girl masturbate and was limp.
Catbergs are now fighting amongst themselves because they want their tea and their eagerness has boiled over into a conflict
>>226082116I saw Arnold Schwarzenegger do it
ET randomly starts seething about mousey in 3...2...1...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REm7idI-ifU
Got a clobbering in Matalan today
vanilla coke is shitmuch better to make a proper coke float
Poleaboo vs. Tilde mud wrestling match to the death live streamed for us 8pm Christmas Day. Who says no?
>>226082149maybe. if she had a boyfriend and then became hot that would be suspicious but otherwise i would think nothing is bad.
>>226082185its always the people you most expect
>>226082204Sacked Tranny says no. Amsr would fucking demolish him.lmfao
>>226082149that's the best case scenario actually because she had to develop a personality and is most likely kinder
>>226082204
>>226082185>have sex with a woman 20 years ago>have sex with many more women>women come out and say you were not a criminal>still go to prisonyoukay justice
>>226082199What's a coke float?
To the tune of iron man by black sabbathI am the gay porn manShagging all the brit boys in my van
>>226082241pointless post
>>226081946scr
>>226082199how about not drinking that muck in the first place
>>226081898Dunno these lads
>>226082236like ice cream sodait just like coca cola with a scoop of vanilla ice cream in it>>226082264its lovely ok
no one fuck me
>>226082275The ice cream would just melt and turn into a mess.
>>226082254Spread your cheeks so I can stir last night's gregg's steak bake x
Genuinely though Poley would punch Tilde's face in His brittle face would wrap around Poley's brown fist
The plan>Feed catbergers>Take rubbish out >Clean cabergs tea dishes>Bath>Scran>Wind down for bed
>>226082266you already said this they are the most famous female pornstarsstick to larping as greek with 90% turkish DNA
>>226082289gradually yesmake sure the coke is quite cold
>>226082315pointless post
>>226082311I can imagine it and am calling EW a worthless tranny in my mind ok
>>226082314it's fackin arfur shelby
>>226082332>>226082338gooood postsnot guff
Is feeding birds (not intelligent ones like crows and magpies) chicken wings nonce behaviour
>>226082056it looks so disgusting and slimy
Come to Appalachia and let me grab ya
>>226082358???
wanted to ride my bike to the pub but the battery in my front light has gone dead again
>>226082375wrong vpn spaki"tesco mince" :)
Restore britain? To when?
>>226082318didn't sorry lad if you think I'm a greecian
starting to realise how little i have in common with you people
we could've had fabregas by now if it weren't for this fraud
>>226082358I like doing it ok so do it if you want about it
>>226082305I haven't shaved or douched and my haemorrhoid is playing up
got fucked over on my super 6 again
>foid seething about a man loving hermental
>>226082411I've seen worse lad, I'll buy you a packet of wotsits for afters
Not even 5pm and it's as dark as Amer's arse hole outside
>>226082432SCR
One more beat the drop victory!
>>226082387Give me a clue what this means
>women want to be friends with men nowHaha. No.
>>226082429they truly are a vile species
>>226082382get a cateye
im friends with women
>>226082358birds eat each other all the time
> Half of UK adults are now living paycheque to paycheque
>>226082149we luv cosplayers in /brit/
didn't realise this was the incel
>>226082415i didn't do it this week
>>226082477Haram
does anyone have the mlp baby torture comics i remember one where the author blended up the mothers litter in front of her and made her drink it
should mouse stream on Twitch tonight ..
where the FUCK is rorke's chin
>>226082484>Not wanting to be friends with me (foid) makes you an incel!>Meanwhile the foid with only guy friends:Also hard times, weak niggas, falling of Rome and so on
right all my trousers are in the washing machine and i need to go out so thats me done then
>>226082525IWNBAW
>>226082429women literally disassociate compatability with sexual interestit's wildfrom a guy's perspective if you get on with a girl really well you think hmm i could build a life with this womanthe woman's perspective is "i only want the sexually exciting chad not the guy i actually have stuff in common with"
Most women I've been friends with ended up saying romantic or sexual shit to me, even in jest
>>226082523
>>226082503It's not MLP, and I think it's like a commentary on the nature of humans when you take away the human aspect o algo So stop that keyword and you might find it. They're called "fluffies" or something
Is Tilde a foid?????
farting up a storm because i ate a lot of cabbage earlier
>>226082526got big asda and get some jeans
>>226082554They're trying to bait you into falling for them
>>226082556>They're called "fluffies" or somethingyou know exactly what they're called
>>226082525
>>226082581Good
............no SNL UK tonight......
What does it mean if a female friend you've known for 3 years asks if I'm a virgin?
>>226082603no brand jokes then
got anxiety
>>226082609it means she wants you to spin her jaw
so bored by /brit/ posts nowgood godsuch uninteresting cunts in this general these days
>>226082609dont know why she's asking me that
>>226082609she wants to suck your peninsula
Wonder how quiet /brit/ is gonna be on the 19th
>>226082575cant go out havent got any trousers
>bitches (that are affected badly by losing their guy friends to the idea of a relationship) standing Infront of the fall of Rome: how does this affect you personally thoughmOmd I'm *strong niggas* of incel stage
>>226082556>fluffiesTHAT WAS IT Thank you I’ve been looking for them for ages, you might be right about them not being mlp but I remember people used to post them just to upset bronies
I'M POO SCREAMING
get that pip bag girlie
>>226082615comes back January it seems so it'll be dead by then
>>226082625Rare good post from you. 2 this year methinksMm parody threat of truth
>>226082644wear a bin bag
what does it mean when rorkes dad catches him rimming his sister
>>226082669it takes them two months to write jokes now?
>>226082676Some shit joke about rorkes dad catching his wife cheating o algo (or there is a common joke about this situation)
>>226082625>>226082641idgiplease help me i'm neurodivergent
life would be a lot better for you lads if you stopped being so incellious
so how are you pronouncing cache?
>>226082701cash
>>226082699didnt choose to eb this wya bro
sick of this o algo bollocks
If anyone is up for it meet me at Trafalgar Square tomorrow at 10am and I'll spin your jaw. I'll be wearing a 2019 West Ham away shirt
I just believe in God. Literally have no reason for doing other than I feel like it. Just got a good feeling that’s all :) sorry if that makes you atheists rage
>>226081668Can you meet sex?
>>226082701cashay just sounds nicer
sitting on my new herman miller chair (replacing my old herman miller chair)
>>226082726can't we meet as friends?
Yo Gotti said about cucking people that he next bitch is the next niggas bitch like what they are doing. It can (because it's so powerful) penetrate through and reach people on the other side of that (aka whom got cucked by a bitch/"trick")
women are 4.5 times more likely to advocate for women than men advocate for men
>>226082726you'll do nothing
>>226082701heard someone call it catchuh oncepissed me right off
My advice?Never do a poo.
>>226082726I plan on being hungover at that time sorry
>>226082746scccc
>blah blah blah women le bad I'm a whiny gay boy
>>226082726proably be too hungover ot make it sorry lad
>>226082746
>>226082746Is that Brad Lee Cooper?
*rings the tiny bell to alert the janitorial staff*
>>226082701Caysh
>>226082744We can go for a pint AFTER, no hard feelings like.>>226082753I'll be there, you won't.>>226082764>>226082778No problem, I don't take the easy route
how the FUCK can quirrell have been a ravenclaw when hagrid CLEARLY says 'not a witch or wizard who went bad wasn't in slytherin'? fucking rowling you useless cow lol
>>226082785bender
>>226082694it's probably a sincere question
>>226082791It's a 7 hour drive. Not wasting my time on you am I. You're lucky
>>226082609It means you’re in for some pity sex
If Yo Gotti wanted to pretend to be a dog (all women fuck dogs) then he would practise being a dog in the mirror so that he's hot while doing it. Hot for her and not looking ugly. IMO if you want to keep a woman around you have to have some things ("cringe") they hate that you do
>>226082807How so?
>>226082772
why are white families like this in britain
>>226082846SHIEEEE/BIX NOOD
>>226082833Pick a sport 3.5 hours away, wee man
>>226082834fr?????
>>226082855>Sweet Mum (business account)
i got `umpona` ok
>>226082855very real and believable image
>>226082855get that ungrateful daughter shagged
>>226082874Idk maybe im not making any promises
>>226082881
>>226082889My mum eats out my ass so this isn't that unbelievable in the scheme of things
>>226082726I got food poisoning from there once
I'm black
kind of mental how all scotsmen were regarded as french citizens until 1707 technically afterwards and even charles de gaul mentioned it
>>226082923eating bread crumbs off the ground like a pigeon?
>>226082918mousey wants to take this to pound town (and im not talking about the dog shelter)
>>226082889CI pipelines after running successfully
Men date women that are exactly their mum. If women buy their female kids underwear when they were kids it's interesting, because women probably want a boyfriend to buy them underwear. Interesting or just fucking your sister or are then you just buying your mum underwear?
>>226082918the joy of being alive should hit you all at once
>>226082920brownest post ever award
>>226082594
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRm5Ysw9fhQ
latest AI hack is nurseries being targeted makes it seem sensational since if you actually had this capability youd use it to make money from the government or banks
gay porn (business account)
>>226082976nonces probably pay better
Reminder the jannies gave me a 3 day ban for reporting mousenonce when he was spamming bestiality fanfics at 6 amThey did not however ban the mouseThese are the types of people enforcing site rules.
wearing my gay porn slippers
>>226082956ive only dated women the opposite of my mum. bubbly outgoing girls who like going to events etc. my mum is a femcel who hated doing anything outside of her house
>>226082956my mum wasn't a latina though, you are trying to indirectly confess something to us, mate?
>>226082976AI stealing a bunch of toddler drawings to train itself Scary joke the elites are playing on us. Idk what else nurseries have, maybe the parents license plates
tobypus complex
>>226082991can't imagine nonces are going to be paying much for school files
Got mates coming over but can't be fucked with the whole thing but can't cancel so I must persist even though I am on strict no drinking toil
>>226082933france is the only country to recognise that a nation is people not territory and economic activity comes from people and the connections between them not commodities
>>226082932word up brotha
>>226082991i bet you already bought some data, didn't you? freak
>>226082991right well nurseries typically dont make porn mate so im not sure what the absolute fuck you're trying to say
i know this isn't a lot of money to most of you but this is life-changing money for me... would cover rent for 4 months... please come through
>>226083003NahBut much to think about with that information
>>226083022They probably have their names and addresses and stuff, im sure it’s worth something to some sick fuck out there
not eaten yet today if you dont include the 5 choccy biccys
>>226083038just not going to be 6-0 is it
>>226083038are you retarded?
>>226083064doesn't have to be... can cash out can't I
>>2260830381. that's not going to win2. where are you renting? in 2006?
>>226083031Is that party rock
>actual score accathe humble idiot
>>226083038live in a shed do you
>>226083038It will mate x
peepeepeepee vagina
Mental that up until 50 years ago Brits weren't even considered citizens in their own country. Black Americans were citizens before white British people .
>>226083038nigga rents a tent in the woods
>>226083038good post
>>226083038absolutely zero chance of itcity will win 4-2madrid will draw 2-2
I agree women mentally are like 12 year olds or worse, 12 year old girls
>>226083038ok and hows that going to change your life?
>>226083104forest won’t score im sorry thats just what’s going to happen
shaved and showerednow time to sit around pooing shitting farting weeing wanking and eating food
Just woke up
>>226083030still mental. i could have bought a boat to france and then have all the french lassies ask what's under my kilt haha
Remember gamblers love to overstate their wins and hide their losses. Lad is probably down 2-3k in total. Don't fall for this pathetic one-man guerilla ad for gambling.
>>226083038>£300 a month rentbro is living in a fucking tent
mad how i have over 100x that available to me right now
might be a chinese tonightas is tradition to get a chinese on bonfire night aka guy fawkes aka remember remember the 5th of november
>>226083136odds on you fucking off?
>>226083078it's dillon brooks, an nba player
>>226083136I've visited a casino twice in my life, won £5 and then £300never had a bet in a bookies before eitherso currently I'm winning
Make the new
>>226083164don't bet on it
goodfella's new york style hot & spicy meat feast for me
>>226083163
arsenal 1 nil champions
>>226083189>>226083189
>>226083205>>226083205
any ladies 25-33 in the Manchester area who would like to go out on a date tonight?
