pinkpantheress biscuit edition
some of us won the genetic lottery and don't need to gamble anymore
poo
How do I stop my back doing this
bit early but would
>>226083205Ideal woman would dose their boyfriend with amphetamines and if you weren't in the mood to have sex would just put them to sleep and rape them but nOt FoUr FoUr hOuRsThey would do other things though
just want peace and quiet
Right then that's man city fucked then isn't it
poo smells lmao
Me I could go to sleep while on amphetamines i
how many of us on here actually have zero good friends?if you were homeless would any of your mates let you move in with them?
>>226084851can't have that due to woke
>>226084816Literally did this for years
If I had a collar on,Send post. Sent to you from WhatsApp
>>226084866yeah, think so
fake poo smells lmao poster
Women care more about butt stuff than straight men. If you had to have a butt plug to have a tail they would be up for it, I bet.
>>226084866>how many of us on here actually have zero good friends?i have nobody that i see socially regularly, yes. no irl friends. just the /brit/ pals.
That's that then
phone needs charging
Horse owners have sadness in their hearts if they own a gelding. This is because they love horse cock
It's time...final getsuga tenshou.
Got tired of steaming coming up from the toilet when i had a piss so i put an aquarium heater in there to keep the water water
if music from your premises can be heard outside your premises that should be illegal why does it need to be so loud that nobody can talk
Jade from the last season of Traitors is an avid horse rider
tobyslop
>>226084944finish it lad, don't want to be a nonce do you
>>226084944not finished
nth for the gyaldem
>leftover ‘bab meatthe breakfast of kings
Mousey and Tilde running things even if they are enemies ok
"Rape meeeeeee"*Rape me my friend* UwU
my wife, liv, is in saudi arabia for work
can tell by the lack of response to >>226084866 that I'm one of the only people here who actually has no matesI just don't understand how people make friendsI've never had one since primary
>>226084975>>226084977I can't do it lads it was too much>>226084983Good idea lad thank you
>>226085003nobody wants to be friends with a sad sack poof
>>226085003ktim
jerk it for mommy
>>226084998True, SHE WAS AN OIL BARONESS. Remember that time she almost nuked like Russia or something?? What a stupid bitch, she fucked up the entire economy in like 72 hours as well. [REDACTED]
BUT YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WANK ME OFF
>>226085022Yes mama
>>226085022illegal and frankly disgusting post
>>226085022old ahh beyotch
If you go to the shop tomorrow spare a thought for all the retail heroes who work weekends, to keep this country ticking over while the 9-5 mongs rest
I bet daughtersex more than mom sex
White men are caring less and less about empathy and compassion. The love of the greater number is cooling off. White boys are programmed from youth to have empathy for foreigners and strangers. It’s not natural, it’s brainwashing. You can barely express your true thoughts as a man in the West. You have to keep your true self locked up in a mental cage, lest you lose your income or freedom. Even mundane remarks can land you in jail. Eating a bacon sandwich can get you fired. You are supposed to be mute slaves, and are only allowed to be men when there's a war they need you to die in. Now White men battle violent thoughts all day long and are fast becoming brutalist. Nobody cares about White men. Non-Whites view them as tax cattle and military pawns. White women are viewed as war brides. White children inherit a world with no place to live among their own, with all mass media & institutions against them. Once the old Whites pass into the grave, young Whites are going to accelerate the end times and bring about a new system.No more global charity.No more sympathy.No more pity.Remigration will happen. The blacks, browns, and Leftists better get the fuck out while they still have the chance.
not reading that codex virginus
just turned my lamp on and my depression went away
>>226084866i have 0 friends of any typegot addicted to wow back in the day and lost them all
>>226085072the virgin screed as it were
>>226085015yeah ik
send tilde and helper back to /britfeel/ where they belong
>>226085094based seasonal affective disorder sufferer
I’ve been blazing since I was 15 years young Non stop everyday
>>226085072just accept diversity, okay rorke??
No seasideMARK updates today it's sad.
>>226085132dead most likely
>>226085072who are you talking to?
>>226085131Telling young white men to be color blind while every other race is in the middle of some kind of revenge porn ethnic cleansing fantasy against white people is completely tone deaf and is only going to inflame things.
>>226085145don’t make jokes like that, it’ll only upset me when I find out it’s not true
>>226085132Would you lick his arsehole if he asked?
have you ever had sex in the vagina lads
Hambag
>>226085145Nah he said he was taking Saturday off and will update on Sunday. He bet £50 on Ryan Moore's horse (Nobody Knows) at Doncaster today but it came 8th so his mental health won't be good
>>226085170yeah
i saw the liam delap "nigga" he scores like 2x goals a season
i'm spasticus autisticus
>>226085178So much for no bookies. He has unlimited cash anyway so it's fine
proto gf says she really likes my facial structure, and said people must compliment me on it all the time. i told her they don't and she didn't believe me
>>226085178>taking the day offwell he deserve it don't he, he work so hard xx
>>226085195He only did no bookies to prove to the trolls he can stop whenever he wants. Which he successfully did.
another day of bed rotting toil
>>226085198bizarre thing to say
>>226085208And now he will be chasing wins to prove he knows horses (he doesn't)
>>226085198odd
>>226085205Yh he has to get his rest in he earnt it x
>>226085163god can you image how grim his arsehole is, the alcohol has probably ruined his stomach so bad he probably dribbles poo throughout the day without realising, not to mention he’s too fat to wipe properly after his porcelain melting curry and vodka shits
I really like your facial structure :)Imagine how much of a creep a bloke would come off saying that. They'd think you're a serial killer
>>226085211describe the smell
>>226085170doin't know where else you'd have it
remember when the whole nation worshipped an old fella walking in his garden
>>226085244pair it with a kubrick stare
>>226085163>>226085240Yes I would
>>226085198had a match on tinder say i look gorgeous but i must get that all the time, i told her she may be surprised to learn thats the first time anyone has ever said that to me
wish i had tall ceilings
>>226085238>>226085163
>>226085217>>226085235don't see how this is strange at all, just a bit of humblebrag, couldn't help myself dee lads
>>226085255throat or arsehole
In those 3 years, Spurs got 265 yellows and 9 reds. Over 114 games. John Brooks gave them 33 of those yellows and 4 reds. 12.4% of their yellows. 44.4% of their reds.But Brooks only officiated them in 6 games! 5.2% of their matches. That is incredible to me. Absolutely reeks of corruption.
>>226085259i saw right through it
>>226085277
I'm eating poo
>>226085267should've pretended she was right
