futacock
team agnes
just profligated the poopinburgh-an-dee
as a kid i always thought spontaneous combustion would be the coolest way to die but trannies ruined it and now i'm scared if it happens to me people with think i had a melty about being ratiod or palestine
>>226089545>coolest way to diewhat about jumping off a scenic bridge at night?
>>226089545Spontaneous combustion isn't real
>>226089753thats more romantical than cool but its good too. i just used to think it would be badass to be minding your own business and suddenly erupt into flame for no reason and normgroids would have no fuckin idea what just happened is all. now theyd just assume you were protesting some gay shit.
>>226089787FAFO
David Bowie's Low is the greatest rock 'n' roll album of all time
Just downloaded 5 new books from the 'Rchive. I'm excited to read them
for me, ogre magi
>>226089785phwoarhes me>>226089460dinae ken wha day is but fink agnes wa scharacter in gud black white polish art film i saw forgot name
Cabrini-Green? More like Jabroni-Green eyyyy ohhhh!
i look like diss
We're in the short 6 hour window where jeetleaf has gone and zoom zoom hasn't arrived. Cherish these moments.
next week will be hell
>>226089926idk, I never could stand to listen to entire Bowie albums cause it seems to me there's a lot of filler on them. Good singles artist tho.
Beauty and the BeastSense of DoubtV-2 SchneiderJoe the lionSons of the Silent AgeBlackoutMoss GardenNeukoln"Heroes"
>>226089979d'awww
anudda mindbogglin' post fae the slovakian posterunfuggin' believablesimply beggars belief
how can I play GTA 6 early?
>>226089986Kek
I'm honestly not a transphobic/homophobic person despite posting on this website, but today I was at the store and was in an aisle with a probably 280 lbs balding trans woman with long greasy hair, a skirt that was exposing her incredibly hairy legs, a cane, and an outfit composed of garish pastel rainbow clothing. I genuinely want these people to be able to exist in a way that satisfies the gender dysphoria they're coping with, but at the same time, at least put a little effort into your appearance for fuck's sake.
>>226090086Totally not just a fetish btw
>>226090086You just hate ugly people. That's okay. I do too
Ground clove. Mace. Cinnamon. Nutmeg. Allspice. Ginger. Laundry Soap. The smell of a warm Canadian boy butt through his underwear on a cool Autumn day in St. Catharines, Ontario.
>>226090100I think for the majority of them it isn't, I think it's just much easier to spot the ones who clearly have a public cross dressing fetish. If someone wants to be treated as the opposite sex I have no problem with calling them he or she, just pick a normal name and dress like a normal person. I'm not going to treat you like a normal person if you insist I call you "Aurora" while dressing like a Final Fantasy character.
>>226090064gta6.exe
being fat is almost as bad as being trans
looking for crts on facebook marketplace is an adventure, so many interesting folks, theres a guy whose house seems to be a hoarder home for old tech from vhs to radios and he has like 5 different crts up for sale and all of them are actually hella premium, shame he lives an hour drive away from me I would've loved to meet him
>>226090188Forcing you to comply with it is also part of the fetish, you can see some of them clearly getting off to it when they tell someone they are a "she" despite being a norwooded 50 year old in a pink dress.
No woman will ever like me.
>>226090256Your mother likes (you)
need tae stap eatin' biscuitstaste so gud
I actually like oatmeal raisin cookies
I've been wondering where I know the name Cabrini-Green from, and I'm pretty certain that that's where the horror movie The Candyman is set. That is a good movie, just like most of Clive Barker's cinematic works/adaptations.
>>226090284I remember my mcvities addiction phase
>>226090086I feel bad for them because they're really just autistic bronies who got groomed by libtards
>>226090363that's kinda cool, even tho having a suffer through English in an Indian accent is not all that cool.
>>226090363anything but hiring actual americans
>>226090086Where are all these people? I've seen trans people but they usually dress conservatively. Maybe it's just my area
just dawned on me sum similarities between bowie's fashion and talking heads psycho killerwouldnae be surprised if latter directly inspired former afta all scary monsters, the record fashion features on, is widely considered bowie's "new wave"-adjacent and / or tributary recordhe also covers a song fram "new wave" songwriter tom verlainepete townshend also plays guitar on record which wun might consider a kinda oblique reference tae new wave given dat the who and townshend himself are sometimes seen as godfathers of punk. certainly they were the most punk of the brit invasion bands and their seamless merging of british rock n roll wiv bob dylan inspired lyricism culminatin' intae the single "My Generation" is seen as a kinda paradigmatic punk-ish song. members af both the ramones and stooges have directly sed dat going to see the who live was a formative experience
>>226090169Boy butt just smells like skin or BO
>>226089414Enid mogs
>>226090324they hav mcvities in tel aviv??>>226090363corr dystopia decent punk-crossover bandi dinnae even kno what specific punk metal crossover genre it is but kinda ridiculous der is like 50 billion of deez dumb fuggin genres.maybe dystopia isnjust sludge metalwhich is actually anudda example of a crossover genre
>>226090212It's worse
>>226090363kek such a millenio-zoomer fing tae dae tae use words completely out of context wiv exaggerated sincerity
I. HATE. INDIANS.SEND THEM BACK
>>226090498corr would give her ayrshire a gud sheggin'thoughbeit never seen her in anyfingshe was in sum girl guide murder fing in ukwatched like 10 minutwsutter drivel
>>226090363Is that Alex Rosen
>>226090456I almost never see them either, this was probably the second cartoonishly trans person I've seen in my entire life.
No shade yall would benefit from anorexia
>>226090568You know what I would benefit from? NO INDIANS.
Bro is still mad about his one potato
>>226090498wow just looked upshes been in basically nuffinkwhich is like the opposite impression fram how much i seen her posted on 4chan
>>226089954Reminds me of Pomni
am nat an indiani never have indian'dtae quote travis bickle fae taxi driver
>>226090601She was in the Minecraft movie and that Netflix Addams Family show
timmycel is going insane KEEEEK
>another 4 hours redditjeet melty beginning
ain't it crazy that 150 million Latinos have migrated to the US in the past 50 years? and here I am crying about the half a million Serbs that we've got here now!
>>226090636i dinnae fink dats propa stuff thoughbeit
ya kno whatside 2 of low is basically idm before idmits like lissenin' tae aphex twin or boards of canada in sum bits
The fappening, but instead of celebrities, it's girls I went to high school with
Let's get this straight in your little peanut brains once and for all.Crossdresser - Probably not even gay. Just likes wearing panties because he's a gooner. NOT A TRANNY.Transvestite - Like the above but more invested and much more likely to be a faggot. Does not make any effort to physically resemble or act like a woman. Just a fag in a dress no more no less. NOT A TRANNY.Drag queen - Potentially not gay but most likely is, hates women so dresses up as them as a kind of clown outfit. NOT A TRANNY.Twink/Femboy - Effete low-T faggot. Not pretending to be a woman or fool anybody, just naturally sort of looks like one because of unfortunate genetics. Shorter than 5'8 so what else can he do. NOT A TRANNY.Trap - Like the above but does pretend to be a foid in order to rape normies. No delusions about being a woman. That's what makes him a trap. NOT A TRANNY.Futa - Fantasy creature with a cock and cunt. Literally impossible to be gay. Doesn't even exist. NOT A TRANNY.Stop allowing people of gender to draft everyone into their suicide cult. Learn the difference it could save a life.
it's way too early in the day for the thread to be dissolving into schizo mode like this. save it for night /cum/.
youtu.be/wKi5bYrO3VE>>226090679what's the worstthat could happenmillions of third worldersfrom a neighboring region
>>226090759>Crossdresser...>Transvestite...Fun fact: "Crossdresser" is just an English calque of "transvestite," which comes from the Latin "transvestitus," from trans- (cross, across) and vestitus (dressed)
>>226090851That's correct but in modern parlance it's like the difference between someone with a small record collection and someone who calls themselves an audiophile. One is deeper in the faggotry than the other.
>>226090919I'll take your word for it
some good vancouver musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj4qpfWHFDo
>>226090851it seems to me that especially the English enjoy crossdressing, and that may be cause their trad culture is a bit stuffy and reserved
>>226090926Thank you for explaining that by the way. It is factually correct. I'm just so sick of wig niggers trying to sink their claws into everything. They're fucking up the ecosystem with their egg shit. Sorry if I sounded salty it's because I am.
>>226090847Just like our Brazil anon
youtu.be/bjab3sopGuofav vancouver musicalsoyoutu.be/0V_Pef3CL2c
Man, I was just gooning to her and AnnaSophia Robb yesterday >>226068636 and now the algorithm shows me this meme
>>226090978Always happy to talk etymology :PNow we just need to clear up the difference between futacock and gock
>>226089414I am so ashamed of my age; I feel like I should lie and tell people I am 20 instead of 23, going on 24. Most people my age have a degree, a career, or money; it's also why I am giving up on dating. I am also avoiding talking to family except my sister. When I live with her, I am sadly just a fuck, and I am not gonna bother with other routes because someone who failed the CNA course and even roofing shouldn't really try. I mean, most people are smart, while I have an IQ of 60. I don't even go to family gatherings because i am ashamed; most of them seem happier and better. I am probably the useless fuck of the familyI plan on doing soon anyway there is nothing in the future worth seeing anyway
>>226090847Honestly this is why bars are such a death trap for mid guys. There'll be like 10 gigachads walking around mogging the fuck out of the other 90 guys in the bar. You are foolish to think you can compete in such an environment. Dating apps are the same.
>>226090759go hang yourself from a tree chudanon, real trannies aren't suicidal ripped beardos like your deranged fetishes listed above>>226090978you too join the gallows.Some of us actually have prospects and live in the world rather than just shitposting all day on 4chan about it.TCD
>>226091058>I have an IQ of 60No you don't nigga, we have LARPers in the retard community now smdh
I wish I could have died earlier i am ashamed that a homeless man stopped me from killing myself once
>>226091082Then why I am so useless? It's why I am giving up but hey your country hasn't won a stanly cup in ages so maybe there is people who are delusional
>>226091058Live with the pain bro, and use it as motivation. I felt like a loser at 24 too, working a dead end retail job for minimum wage. Got 2 weeks of vacation, no benefits. Had to spend a month's wages on dental work at one point.10 years later I'm making mad bank and have my own house. Giving up shouldn't really be an option in your mind. Almost everyone who has some kind of "life" got it through sheer perseverance and also a bit of luck. Nearly everyone gets lucky at some point, you will too if you keep grinding. You're literally a baby anyways, 23 is nothing. Keep going.
>>226091070Hard to hang anyone when you're already a tree ornament you deranged fuck.
kek chatgpt seems tae fink many af the mannerisms and speech patterns vapid women have adopted fae influences actually originated as like adaptations to speech that like are engineered tae make a video more viewable and lissenable for content in cameras and microphones and shidd butif people re den adopting these fings arbotrarily in real lifethats fucking stupid and vapidwow people are sheep
>>226089954I got into Dota 2 for a while and even climbed in Ranked from Guardian to Crusader, which is shit to less shit but still an achievement for me.One I stopped playing it and now it's been too long and I'm just playing league of legends again.
>>226091105>Then why I am so useless?Well first up, you use /sp/...
>>226090847bro is like a practise whale for small rodenrs
>>226091042propa nonce post diss
>>226091181https://voca.ro/14Oa8AdjqMwh
>>226091197It's a marsupial not a rodent, you utter FOOL
As someone who is fairly well established in life I wish there was some kind of fraternal order or other channel through which I could lend assistance to my fellow Anons who are struggling. Zoomers seem so doompilled and it saddens me to see them giving up on their future before it's even started.
>>226091233marsupials are a form of rodent
>>226091235Best thing you can do for them is to use your social or professional connections to get them set up in a steady job
>>226091235Zoomers hate optimism and never even had a chance to get anything good unlike most previous generations. I feel for them too as an unc.
>>226091136still here, you're just kicking the can down the roadeventually the USSR will return and you'll all be deadmaybe if you actually talk to someone before telling them to commit suicide we wouldn't get this far
>>226091235>>226091235https://voca.ro/1hzBwONxT5n0
>>226091166I find zoomettes and their vocal fry hot desu
>>226091264>marsupials are a form of rodentRetard alert!
>>226091280I do my absolute best to do this at work, there's a zoomette I work with and I'm trying to give her as much help as I can. Sadly the zoomer dude they hired quit after a year, he couldn't handle the stress of the job. >>226091290I empathize with them as a millennial unc, I know what it's like having doors slammed in your face by those nigger boomer and gen X faggots who were gatekeeping the jobs for many years.
>>226091340>I do my absolute best to do this at work, there's a zoomette I work with and I'm trying to give her as much help as I can. Sadly the zoomer dude they hired quit after a year, he couldn't handle the stress of the job.Good on you, brother
Millennials really thought this scene was kino
i forgot my post but milkmilk milk milk milk miggers tongue my anus
>>226091309i dinnae ken wha dat is. show me example
>>226091302Fools with look at with scorn. Ignorant people will pity you. Those who know will recognize the shit hand you were dealt and do what they can to help. Empathy is a real thing, not in the gay shitlib way either. Recognizing the plight of your fellow man and wanting him to do better for himself and your country is an ancient feeling. I worked retail with a guy who did the inventory scanning in the warehouse. I was 24 and he was 31 at the time. He is now an electrician and has a son. He did all of that AFTER the age of 31. Giving up shouldn't be an option in your mind.
>>226091394>Vocal fry (also known as glottal fry, creaky voice, or pulse register) is the lowest vocal register in the human voice, characterized by a low, creaky, popping, or gravelly sound.All zoomettes speak in the exact same way cause of social media, surely you've talked to one before.
My tomato paste is gonna make nonna proud
>>226091426Thing is the longest job I had is 120 days and I have really bad autism so I learned not to socialize or talk to anyone it's gotten worse my social skills after highschool
haven't showered in a weekshould i shower this weekendor not, who knowshard to shower when it's cold out
>>226091503That's a child.
Being a zoomer is similar to being born a human in halo no matter how hard you fight, no matter how much you struggle you will either end up at square one or
>>226091495There is only one way to fix that and it's to work and socialize with people. I was severely introverted my whole life, to the point where my leg would start to shake nervously if I had to speak in front of the class. Now I have to give presentations to 100 people including execs. The more you interact with people the easier it gets and the more you figure out a pattern and how to navigate conversations. It's just a challenge, like someone who is physically disabled. I can't tell you what works for you, but for me it was basically realizing I don't give a shit what 99% of people think about me. As soon as that clicked I had no issues. Most people only think about themselves, they aren't dwelling on you at all.
>>226091467when have you seen zoomer women talk wiva creaky low register voice
>>226091556Thing is that i am not really a shut in I been to two east Asian countries and I also been to lot of cities using Amtrak
>>226091566well that's how people describe them most often, and I do hear that, but there's something else about them, a sort of 80's valley girl accent, at least that's how I perceive that
>>226091595Have you considered getting a job working for the rail companies? Lots of introverts become conductors. It's like the second most famous job for an introvert next to a Lighthouse Keeper. Trains and autism are like yin and yang.
>>226091671Look I couldn't even do industrial roofing
what happens here?
I've decided to go ahead with watching Pumpkinhead 2 cause those movies have a fairy tale vibe to them, they're both garish and sort of beautiful, a bit like Hocus Pocus, but more 80's.
https://strawpoll.com/QrgewW9dKyp
>>226091741>holmes ct.vatos locos, if there's any justice in the world
only steers and queers come from texas, and you don't look like no longhorn.
>>226091783I think Neil Young may have riffed on that phrase when he made American Stars N' Bars
>>226091707Try something else. Keep trying until you find something. Majority of people don't have some true calling, they just find a job they're good enough at and do that.
My problem is that I am both incapable of and adverse to socializing independently of eachother. The only reason I want to talk to anyone at all is to get money or have sex
>>226090554BENCHOD!!!BENCHOD CHUTIAAAA!!!!CHUTIIAAAAAAA!!!
>>226091893I like volunteering around animals and I liked smoking weed in a national park
time of the afternoon where i have death thoughtsusual pattern
>>226091998Get a job working for the National Park service. You can be a ranger. There are various types, not all of them are law enforcement types.
Super Mario Bros. 2 is originally an obscure Japanese game called Donkey Kong Panic
They deadass got me sippin on a white monster
gf brought me waluigi hat from her japan trip this summer
>>226092017They don't make much money women won't date someone whose poor or a loser especially Asian or latinas that are actually hot
>>226092053I love all flavors of Monster, it is the best tasting energy drink I've ever tried, by a longshot
>>226092060i fucked him
I see brown, I frown
>>226092070Women date poor loser idiots all the time. You are gravely mistaken. Majority of women are poor loser idiots until they hit 30, at which point they marry a rich guy or they are a "career" woman with a stable income.
>>226092078Yeah it mogs
Celebs I wanna see in jail soon:Anthony kiedisGene simmonsAshton kutcher
>>226092096I am a half sryian half Irish mutt so I have less prospect's
>>226092149Gene Simmons finna die of old age soon anyways
>>226092088Take the crown
>>226092153Plenty of prospects, find a mutt girl. America is literally full of them.
>>226092149yeah, those people all seem like huge pricks
>>226092164I'd like to see Gene Simmons die in some awful, terrible way like a plane crash where he survives the crash but slowly dies of 3rd degree burns over the course of a month.That guy is a massive cunt.
My teeth hurt when I drink cold water
>>226092164I hope he lives to 110 in prison
>>226092187Kiss wasn't the worst band in the world
Offer: you have to live in a max security prison forever but you have unlimited money and can put whatever you want in your cell. You don't ever have to leave your cell but when you're outside of it you are treated as a regular prisoner. Also you can have sex visits
