Closed for the night edish
yma o hyd
wish I could've lived under the reign of Sir bill clinton
yhe new
>>226091176
another night on the proxy campaigning for wales is it
dont even want to wank anymore its just sad
publicly execute anyone who lights a firework after 10pm
>>226091191
>>226091187>>214729392
State
He's insane
https://voca.ro/1jkcpbc8vHIc
>>226091210
>>226091222Young Mark Corrigan on the left
The covid mass die offs never happened, did they?You sat inside waiting for something that never happened
>>226091222right well obviously i want to give the little racist slag a wee knobbing
what if I did a massive evil poo
>>226091222cwltshc
>>226091249
>>226091249several famous people died of Covid, like Meat Loaf. The casualties could have been much worse without the measures that were taken.
>>226091223
>>226091249the kill switch will be activated once the AI control grid is in place
>>226091222the queen of /brit/
>>226091222She looks like a wanker of migrants. Very out of place
I looked at all the categories on the website and only found one guy who was attractivehe was in the "thick bold eyebrows" "mediterranean look" and "big or strong nose" categoriesthere were a couple in the "silver fox" category who were ok as well
>>226091314weirdo
>>226091222They'll all be sent to mine for coal on the labour camps of the sub-antarctic isle of South Georgia when I take power
>>226091314cope you stupid retard gaylord faggot
>>226091187He was never a bankerWhy does leftypol ALWAYS get this wrong
did some more
>>226091323>>226091328simp cunts. she wouldn't go anywhere near you
Currently playing GTA 6
>>226091202My image I copyrighted it
Made like 50 posts today, all bangers, and not had a single reply Just going to assume the jannies have shadow banned me then for calling out their abuse of power (they banned me for reporting mousey when he was spamming explicit bestiality fanfic texts)
>>226089237
(Baby who has just been yanked out his mother's minge): My life a newborn
>>226091333middle's face looks a bit like Pokimane
Why am i being warned about a post i made in 2023
they brought back dexter again
>>226091362don't like pokimane thoughshe's all makeup
i think europeans should embark on a course of removing all africans from africawhat do you think?
You're all porn addicted freaks Stop it
>>226091234queenie wouldnt say that
>>226091392where would they go?
might kill myself
need to go to bed
When did mass migration to the UK start?
>>226091353Why Not Orcas?
put the africans on the moon
>>226091411one must imagine... under the african soil...
>>2260914171948
>>226091376theyve got all your post history matedeary me
>>226091400jerk your worthless penis
it's easy to check if you've been shadow banned by looking up your posts in the archive
Think this is the worst /brit/ thread there's ever been
>>226091400*rapes you off sideways*
>>22609141754 BC
In 2024, the population of Madagascar was estimated at 32 million, up from 2.2 million in 1900
>>226091392Should've been done in the 19th century.We could've had a world with 250m Whites living in Africa by now.Due to capitalist and colonial greed, it didn't happen, and now Africans are being used to destroy Europe.
>>226091225poo screaming station
>>226091222so THIS is agartha
in bed
think i'm going baldwell that's that, i suppose i might as well kill myself now
>>226091454>exterminate all the brutes!
nth for the holodem
>>226091451insanityfucking lemur land has that many peoplewhy
got my bum out
noticed a lot of educational youtube channels doing videos of themslves on camera now i guess to show theyre not Ai but theyre all ugly so i wont be watching them anymore thanks ok
>estimated at
watching brian cox explaining quantum physics in 22 minutes
pain :(
>>226091415Is he a poker player
the bloody cockwombles are at it again are they?
>>226091499sir mark felton had ai pictures of hitler in his latest video
lads, which porn actress do you think is the absolute sluttiest?
>>226091472it's ok and totally normal to go bald
>>226091513sc
>>226091506There's a 60 minute version of the same interview.
>>226091524dunno theyre all slutty arent they? its their job mate
>>226091512tom dwan king of the table 10 years ago had a menty b in london recently and got put in hospital likely due to a stimulant addiction
>>226091512yeah..(allegedly) owes millions to the triads and other players and was sectioned last year after a menty b
>>226091513answer press answer buttonhow to answer phone call
Statistically speaking, 0% of humans are you
>>226091524your mother
>>226091524Tori Black
>>2260912223, 2, 1, 4
>>226091540yeah but some of them clearly enjoy it more than others, and some are willing to do more depraved shit than others
I feel like I should have an orgasm but I don't know why
>>226091558
>>226091400got all thumbnails blocked wont open any image unless it gets a (you) suggesting it isnt pornography
>>226091575because im pounding your arse ok
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Br-K5y21ees
tried to get into poker few years ago thought it was going to be my way to becoming rich. But I would end up playing like 7 hours everyday and best day making like £20 most days just breaking even or losing money
who is the sluttiest /brit/ poster?
>>226091594I don't think that's true but um... ok
>>226091600mihai
>>226091600mikey
>>226091597it's a really difficult and stressful game. you can do everything right and still lose
what'll it be lads?
>>226091222kek the meme with the purple haired racist girl is real
>>226091596(s)he also shagged her dad
>>226091618pack of pork scratchings and a tap water please barkeep
>>226091618pint of bubkis please barkeep
>>226091376you got an ip that was warned ages ago
>>226091600welshmong
>>226091618astonishingly wasteful to print a white on black poster on white paper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5X-Xj5UdoT4mad how much better things were
>>226091618just the fruit for me, mate
>>226091618pint of "where's the fucking exit, mate" please
reminds me of the time I was at my neighbor's house and we were playing that game with her older cousin where it's like handball or something? (against the garage door) but if you miss you have to bend over and put your hands on the garage door and then have the ball thrown at your butt? but I enjoyed it apparently so I kept missing on purpose and then I think he got weirded out by it and didn't want to play anymore lolI felt so frustrated and disappointed
Billy C was soooo tuff
>>226091618four pints from the local shop for me for £6.70
>>226091640call him welshlad it relaxes his sphincter
>>2260916481993. Jurassic Park. Mental
>>226091661roar
>>226091618all wine
>>226091633umm
>>226091648i was 2 years old i don't really remember the inaugural ceremonies for bill clinton
>>226091618Can I have a tap water with extra nothing please boss?
>>226091509x
>>226091693she was also 15 or 16
>>226091669>adegoge on the door (british citizen since 2021) confiscates your cans
jessie pinkman jessie pinkarse haha because i shagged it raw
>>226091618i'll take the free fruit please
>>226091400hs
real freak nigga hours
My hair has thinned a worrying amount in the last 5 years. I'm only 30 ffs.Unironically gonna use Minoxidil starting in January. Why hasn't baldness been eradicate yet?
I stored a piece of my poo inside your nutsack x
>>226091723
watching the new broootal rehab room vid
Never again trusting AI for recipes ever again.Literally wasted like £30 in ingredients for something that tastes like absolute shit Peanut butter, honey, chilli beef mince Had my misgivings but I decided to trust it since AI is supposed to be so smart and are going to change the world etc, this has convinced me without a doubt that AI is a bubble
this is "taking the piss time" with the fireworks now ok
>>226091648it'll never be like this again
>>226091743you've been digitally done
my pet rock might order a bit of cheeky 'roin off the 'ark 'eb
trying Vicodin to be like my hero Dr House
>>226091702it's ok thank you I'm going to take drugs now
>>226091743obliterated by chatjeetpt
>>226091765
So sad that Hugh Laurie is a transphobe now
>>226091724baldness is ok it's normal and fine <3
>JUST IN: Iran says it will launch missiles toward Europe if US attacks again.
>>226091776Dr Mouse MD be like: your wife fucks horses
>>226091784what he say fuck me for?
>>226091784they'll do nothing
Have nothing to live for
>>226091724I just buzzed mine and have received some compliments
>>226091784lowkirk?
>>226091785
>>226091784business idea: iron dome constructed entirely from my tender nutsack
doctor house just put his willy inside a patient's mouth and camed
Right well that's the jellyfin acting up. So much for a cosy night in watching a movie!
>>226091784good thing we're not in europe
Starmer and Burnham had fucked us by allowing the yanks and israelis to use us as a military airstrip and colony from which to attack Iran and Palestine Can't even begin to imagine how much worse it'd be with Tories or Reform in power. We'd probably have boots in Tehran
>>226091805this would require House to go and see a patientjust not likely is it?
>>226091811what's this site called
>>226091784scream at this reaction pic
>>226091811um
>>226091784Iran will make Europe choose between jews and food.
>>226091811gio scotti in the middlexx
toil at 6am monday sharpthat ain't lush
>>226091843work sets you free :)
>>226091824mytype.fyi
>>226091819>We'd probably have boots in TehranWouldn't even reach TehranIran would defeat Yookay Ltd in a land invasion
>>226091843it loomx
>>226091187Wouldn't that 5 million actually help him fight the establishment though?
>>226091784heh, just try it! europe has been investing in its defence for almost 2 years!
on https://fantasypresidentcareer.com/ as obamna me a british made game mind you
>>226091848well money can if you make enough of it but you need to toil for years to get there. you're already there x
When you call someone an 'idiot' you are really disparaging them for being a 'private person' . Privacy has been devalued like it's something hollow like liberty or democracy but is /was essential to having an 'inner life' . it's the sinthome - the psychic knot that ties together your world of the real, imaginary and symbolic as a personal symptom-like cope against everything apart from you because its embedded embodied in your own biography of trauma, loss, lack , absence (missed history) . Mystery is the the joy that the master cannot contain
Mental how Bashar "the Lion of Damascus" al-Assad now spends all his days in a sweaty Moscow apartment playing counterstrike
What’s the deal with pussy irrelevant countries like North Korea, Iran etc always handing out threats? Literally one of our low tier copy tries like Portugal or Poland would dog walk Iran
>>226091885Terrorists Win.
>>226091867it doesn't load
>>226091249>You sat inside waiting for something that never happenedHow is that different to the 10 years before covid and the 6 years after?
a lottery ticket sets you free reallythat's why I'm gonna become a millionaire soon by playing the lottery
The west helped the Turks genocide the Kurds whilst the Kurds were busy fighting ISIS for us.Now the West helped Al-Qaeda take Syria and genocide the Alawites, Kurds, Assyrians, Druze, Yazidis, Armenians, Christians, Zoroastrians, etc.
>>226091898Chinese proverb: small dog barks loud.
>>226091885A true hero.
IVE GOT HICCUPS!!
>>226091343How dizzy is the 30fps making you?
Rorke's future marriage
>>226091915Most poor people who win the lottery blow all their money end up poor again
>>226091930take some very deep breaths into your tummy pushing your diaphragm down as much as you can
>>226091898Strange lieWe are a top 10 economy and have like 3 ships
There was a time when 15-20 fps was common place but today's freaks claim they need 120-200 fps or else they'll cry and lose every game
>>226091940meanwhile leftypol rimming the migrant bull's arse as he fucks his gf
When /brit/ is ashes, then you have my permission to die.
brutal stuff bradarrr
>>226091875i dont even have enough for an incelflat here
>>226091956there was a time when people travelled by horse but now thats gone
>trying to remember the name of market in town near me>search "rizzle market [town name]">no results>that's not the name>scroll down>Google: "people also search: rizzle market opening times"NO THEY FUCKING DON'T BECAUSE THATS NOT THE NAME AND NO ONE HAS EVER SEARCHED THAT FOR THAT REASONmodern internet is just being constantly gaslit
dark poo gods arise in the sewers of britain every shit you take increases their power
>>226091709>the londoncuck experience
grim
might play the lottery
>>226091964i'd have choked the bitch, to be honest with you
aff tae bed
women like it when you penetrate their vagina with your penis, it makes them horny
>>226091981a shaggers disease mate. you dont need to worry about it
>>226091968move norf x
Got the Buffy the Vampire Slayer on
find watching youtube videos about supermarkets oddly comfy
if a taxi driver won't take card the ride is free
hmm yes... very explosive shart master!
bradley poster is a mental case desu
>>226091784This is what open borders Burnham wants for us
Kelsey Grammer in 1984. His first appearance in Cheers as Dr Frasier Crane.
slutty bttches like it when you fuck them anal style
I've got feelings
my liege... that poo is simply... exquisite!
We need to just drop a nuke on one of these countries already, we have spent decades with shitholes like Iran, North Korea, Afghanistan etc constantly threatening the rest of the world or bombing people etc.Just nuke them, china or the rest of the Middle East won’t do shit as they aren’t going to have their own countries wiped out if they retaliate
accurate
>>226092042there's an autobiography about him where he hated having dogs on the set because he didn't respect them as actors
>>226092043go to the island
>>226092061Biomass
every taxi fare is free when you accuse the driver of trying to rape you
>>226091956Agreed mate. When I was a kid I didn't give a shit about FPS. now it's apparently seen as a measure of quality, even if the game is bad
>>226092058nuke my bollocks
>>226091843
>>226092042He was only 17 years old here
bit basic if you ask me
>>226092099bittersweet symphony
>>226092005you've got it backwards
>>226092109the black owned crew
>It took a great deal of convincing to get her husband on board: five months of individual therapy, what she remembers as “incredibly raw conversations,” and a constant wrestling with questions about the role of exclusivity in their relationship, to be exact. Eventually, he warmed up to the idea, and she started dating new partners.Rorke's fate
>>226092109loved bottom left in The Field (1990)
>>226092125i did ya mum backwards last night m8
>>226091964Can just tell she’s a QOS lmao
>>226091940Based rorke shagging all the slags while his wife cooks his dinner ready for him to return home
scranning a dimmie with soy sauce
>>226091981yamal blud
>>226092128So does the hubby lie in bed reading his book as she's getting shagged rotten next to him?
>>226092058facts
>>226092126kys
with catberg
rorke is a legendary pipesman
What sort of hairline/Norwood is acceptable for a 30 year old White man?
I will find my Greek wife
>>226091956There was a time when black and white TVs were the top of the line but today's freaks think they need colours or else they will cry and lose every game
im irish
The woman (early 20s at the time, a fan of Brand’s) met him after one of his stand-up shows at the Hammersmith Apollo in early 2009.He selected her (and a friend) from the foyer. She engaged in consensual oral sex / a threesome with him and another woman in the dressing room and gave him her number.A few days later she went to his Hampstead townhouse expecting consensual vaginal sex. Brand’s driver picked her up; she was told to give a false name.At the house (described as having a gothic feel with black furnishings), he told her to shower because her hair “smelled funny” and to brush her teeth. She found this strange and uncomfortable.They began consensual vaginal sex using a condom. Without warning he turned her over / flipped her and anally penetrated her. She said she “couldn’t speak or breathe,” it was extremely painful, and she begged him to stop repeatedly (quietly then loudly). He continued for minutes.He allegedly said “I want you to feel my cum”; she realised the condom was off. He ejaculated.Afterwards there was semen, blood, and excrement on the sheets. He told her to “clean up the mess you’ve made” / “clear up the mess.” She did so with wet wipes. He then watched TV briefly, took a call, and left. His driver took her to a Tube station (handing her tissues as she was upset).She bled for days, used an ice tray for pain, feared HIV, and went to a sexual health clinic. She described feeling degraded “like a piece of meat” / “like an animal,” blamed herself for going willingly, and did not go to police at the time because she feared she would not be believed (“They won’t believe me. I went to his house”).
Lmaoothe oofy doofy is a PITIFUL being
>>226092042they should recast harrison morgan in the role of frasier
im a gayporn "nigga" ok!!
after death we go to heaven and it's beautiful and perfec
>>226092176Full head of hair or utterly bald no middle ground
>>226092196Can you shut the fuck up nigga nobody cares omds
>>226092205grow up
i am brahmin ok
>>226092206I hope so, if I make it in the first place
>>226092196Later text exchange (about six months later, after she saw him at the Edinburgh Festival): She asked why he was messaging her. He replied something like “because you’re dirty and I want to push you further.” She said “I think you’ve pushed me far enough. You treated me like an animal.” He replied “I’m sorry.” She told the court the message made her feel the same degradation she felt at the house.In re-examination she confirmed she did not consent to the anal sex and that was why she went to the police. She said the rape lasted “two or three minutes.”
>>226092196*taps the sign*
I'm built for bbc ok
>>226092214*grows up fuckin massive like 50 ft then steps on you*
>>226092221um x
COVID 2026
>>226092208>tfw Norwood 1.8It's ovah
male pattern baldness is about the cruelest thing nature could inflict on a man, especially in modern times when women's standards are already impossibly high even with hair
>>226092244You know it's utter filth by the state of those tiles
>>226092206i think this is true !!
tom scott sissified his friend matt
>>226092109i'll take my aryan goddess now, please
sc
I`m built for bbc ok
>>226092267sccccccccccc
you can't separate the art from the artist AND THAT'S A GOOD THING!
>>226092270you have a ` mental sickness ` ok
My hair hasn't recessed that much at the temples but it's thinned big time on topFucking hate itWould literally kill to have my hairline of my 20 year old self again
>>226092257using bimbofication gas he bought online from china
>>226092278No ok
Bill Clinton still norwood 0 true chad he is
>>226092279the reaper always collects
Reminder: Young Bob is engaged and you’re alone on a Saturday night. God, you’re pathetic
>>226092267idgi
>>226092128Imagine the söybeard limp-wrist green voting leftypol that would agree to this
Can we have a night/bed time themed edition next please ok
>>226092299who on earth is Young Bob
>>226092196>>226092225he's evilprime candidate for the island
>>226092309gp ok
>>226092299young bob has got a hog on him it is known ok
>>226092300IRA "nigga"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Collins_(Irish_leader)
Hello Special Branch I would genuinely burn this entire country to the ground at the merest encouragement
>>226092309yeah i'll make it x
>>226092313the evil that men do
>>226092251get a clue
>>226092327feel like this would be better in .gif format
>>226092324sccccccccccccccccc
>>226092290It not right x
Nobody wants me at social gatherings. ‘I must be a threat and all their husbands want to fuck me’
>>226092331Hi mate you aren't important enough for us
>>226092324oh right i know that name. he was rather a ruthless fellow from what i gather
>>226092061>>226092109>have to enter email to see resultsFUCK off
>>226092371>>226092371>>226092371
>>226092373>>226092373
>>226092354I would tear that ass up, get your little milf ass round to my place and you can forget the whole dinner party thing
>>226092354Nigga named Labour lmao
why are they like this?
>>226092375this one is british and night themed as requested