sometimes i think about how much i want a gf in my country, and i hope that the normal girls that have their lives together that actually talk to me shows a sign or something, but then i think of all the reasons i shouldn't have a gf:1. i'm weird2. i'm poor3. i'm a virgin4. i'm neurotic5. sometimes i give myself the creeps6. bad sleep schedule7. working all the time8. i jerk off to femboy porn9. i don't like myself10. sometimes when i poop i don't wipe11. sometimes i don't wash my teeth12. sometimes i don't wash my face13. when i wake up my hair looks bad
>>226107618I didn't know /int/ stood for international fucking losers god damn shut the fuck up
>>226107618I just hire an escort
Just practice good hygiene nigga it’s not that hard
>>226107832thats not how real men get a girl, succatash. my plan is to sniff out a girlfailure who'll cling to me as much as i cling to them.
>>226107894those reasons aren't as important as the first 9, if i don't have to go outside i'll just exist as god intended.
>>226107931I'm from Eastern Europe, I'm not Turkish. If you don't do it, you'll lack experience and it might ruin your future relationship
>>226108012you're talking to a grown adult not a young man lol
>>226108051yeah i'm 22, i don't think anyone under the age of 20 still uses 4chan
>>226108095i used to think anyone past 18 using 4chan was a complete failure when I was 13 browsing this place. i'm 28, still come here from time to time, and i'm not really a failure, it's just that even when you have a "life" you still have a lot of idle time lol
>>226107618>>/r9k/
>>226107959No they're more important and they will help with 1,5, and 9 trust me
>>226108153that place is for gays and transexuals. well, i was gay for a while, but then i went through a rough patch and started thinking that i'm not good enough to pull a twink, and the numbers game part of it all really made me depressed so i'm more of a woman loving type of guy now. beggars can't be choosers and all of that. maybe if cute single gay guys were more common i'd stick with it.
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>>226108051Il est quand même très naïf et pas du tout préparé pour une véritable relation romantique. >>226108095You need to get some experience rn or it will be really difficult to have your first relationship in your late 20s
>>226108169i said sometimes as in the two days i have off of work i don't wash my face and then my acne comes back.
>>226108264why are you replying to me in french roach subhuman
>>226108210I don't really understand why so many incels on here are faggots. You already can't get a bitch and they're half the fucking population. Chasing after like five percent of the planet isn't going to be any easier.
>>226108312You braindead nigger, read my previous post, I'm not Turkish
>>226107618wash yo asswash yo facewash yo mouf
>>226108333well i still like some guys and the reason anyone is gay is because of brain stuff, but as i said before it's not very pragmatic when you already have no friends or social life to want something even rarer. it sucks but women are still pretty cool so no biggie.
>>226108333Because incels and the blackpill hit a very particular nerve with about a 1/3rd of the Anglosphere and now it's been co-opted, appropriated and fucked to death by literally everyone in the world Andrew Tate was the death knell of the blackpill and any tfw no gf culture, as it was decaying. Now the entire world thinks that their grievances are actually the ones represented and they adopt the same terms. Not only faggots but women themselves extrapolate the logic and impose it on their worldview for size and then you see absurd shit like women complaining about being a femcel. And with all the new blood improperly initiated into an environment that tolerates it, the original sense and meaning of the entire thing is lost. /r9k/ has long since been killed, turned inside out and upside down, and fossilized in place Truecels are like Jews now, a stateless, boardless, persecuted, nomadic people surrounded by normyim
>>226108673damn dude you're like the human version of israel, surrounded by enemies and constantly under attack.
>>226108281Just be more consistent that’s all you have to do
>>226107696In your case that's a domestic loser though.
>>226109058looking slightly better has never affected my self-confidence or made anyone pay more attention to me ever in my life, no.
>>226107696Remove /r9kpol/ "anons" and this board gets soooo much better. I love the concept of anonymous imageboards it sucks that they tend to be full of these guys.
>>226107618first of all you don't deserve a girlfriend because you sound like a disgusting and pathetic retard but secondly you probably don't even want one once you get hergirlfriends are a lot of work and it sounds like you can't even take of yourself
>>226107618>jerk off to femboy pornwhy is that a bad thingwomen probably like it, not that they would admit it
>>226109233All you do here is complain about other people all day, you're unironically more whiny and annoying than incels
>>226108884This would imply we have a patron god looking out for us, or a golem that does our bidding. There is neither. There are also no enemies and no attack, just outsiders and deprivation >>226109233You are the reason they are full of them If you want to continue your concerns IRL which involve food and children's toys on anonymous internet ghettoes, you can't be surprised to encounter the very people you've immiserated and ostracized into only having anonymous internet ghettoes to express themselves
>>226109921No you are
>>226109921There's a difference though, once they're gone I'll stop complaining. Whereas these faggots you're a part of (not fooling anyone btw) will seethe daily no matter what. Even in 2050 if this board still exists it will be the same shit. You're so used to it (and a part of it) that it's now just fine and dandy to you. A profound subhuman.
>>226109340not having a girlfriend is a good thing
>>226110859As much as it will surprise, you can enjoy video games, anime and even history or politics without being a chud incel posting /pol9k/ nonsense 24/7 and making everything about women or browns.
>>226110992It surprises me that you collectively made everything about women and browns in their lives, that's why they're bitching about it constantly, and then you expect them to curtail it particularly for you when you want to have anonymous conversation about food preferences and children's toys.
>>226109383doesn't feel good for the soul, it's not right.>>226109340well i burnt the food i was making because i forgot about it and started posting on 4chan and didn't hear the timer go off so now i have no dinner and i will starve yet again, so maybe you're right.
>>226111261I don't remember doing any of that. Which manhole in your city do you think is the one covering an underground prison?
>>226111485>I don't rememberhalfwit
what are you faggots yapping about, i come back to this gay shit in my thread? no women?
>>226111647We're gonna kill you.
>>226107618Yeah. Sometimes I try having a gf because I think it will make my life better, but it doesn't, I'm still miserable. And i feel bad for her because she thinks its her fault but im just depressed.
>>226108506The dude is hotter than the girl
>>226107618Wdym you don’t wipe, that’s the bare minimum. Please do better.
>>226111683why?
>>226107696The /int/ is actually just short for /int/cel
>>226107618>10. sometimes when i poop i don't wipethe rest of the list is acceptable to some degree but why would you not wipe your ass lmao. dont ur ass get crusty and itchy?
>>226114781my dooks are solid and hard i don't have the diarrhea necessary to coat my hairy ass and lead to crusting. also, the rest of the list is not acceptable to a pretty obvious degree.
You have more pics of the girl?
>>226107618>im weirdstop it>im poorget a job>im a virginget a gf>im neuroticu made that word up>sometimes i give myself the creepsonly women get the ick>bad sleep schedulesame, nothing wrong with that chud>working all the timestop doing that>i jerk off to femboy pornsame, nothing wrong with that as long as its from dom male pov>i dont like myselfok retard how is that going for u>sometimes when i poop i dont wipearyan>sometimes i dont wash my teethadvice: never buy iphone>sometimes i dont wash my faceadvice: watch forsen>when i wake up my hair looks badmessy hair is hot
>>226112392He said "sometimes" but it´s funny if you don't want talk to people you can say this o algo
