Ray Stevenson EditionPrevious>>226104185
futacock
>PULLO, YOURE A SITH LORD
>>226110495May Allah bless his soul.>>226110515Very good
>>226110495what if his name was really steven rayson?
>>226110534Don't doxx the poor guy, he's already dead.
>>226110533It's not funny asshole
i cant wait for the next AI dating app that doesn't match me with anyone and I have to pay for matches that are going to be shitty dates anyways
This image of Tay Tay is all over Twitter
neigh, we are butt men
cocksucking mods at simpcity took 9 hours to approve my thread so it was already on page 20 when it became public
Vicious quantum giga-mogging
You reckon adzuki beans would go good in baked beans?I was going to make sweet red bean paste but thought this would be a better use
i know more about ukiyo-e than the average jap
>>226110593It's funny that two women who are hot individually both look horrible when placed togetherTaytay looks like a troon and the little one has the build of jeb bush's wife
>>226110627>hot individually That little land gnome isn't hot
A shawty I wanna hit up is seeing some other guy
>>226110648Erm, criiiiinge??
>>226110648It's gonna be sanitized feminist slop
KINONIME
>>226110555she's paying you for the publicity right?
>>226110671You gotta think like a soccer player, just cuz there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score.
All of the women on the mytype site are too old
Don't get Woody Allen
>>226110555a demon in the sack
>>226110648meanwhile in vice cityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGkB4-Q7ZP0
don't care for swiftmusically or lookally
>>226110648Series is dead to me.
sometimes i wonder if you went back to roman times and showed ancient philosophers their lifes work before they wrote it, but didnt tell them it was theirs, how many of them would turn out to be contrarian faggots and completely flip their script and argue with themselves. probably most of them.
Did you guys see the gameplay video for The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel? It looks uhmazing
>>226110593they both look like spurdo
I've turned down girls I really wanted to fuck because I'm just stone cold like that
>>226110753I have no shred of doubt she's terrible in the sack.Can't use daddy's money to buy sex skills. But then the bar for women is basically non-existent.
Shant be buying this slop
get get get get got got got got
>>226110795Same but it was because I have a micro penis. I'm scared for girls to find out and tell others.
>>226110671hey remember when you hit on that troon the other day and tried to get his socials and he told you to fuck off lol
>>226110796
I really wanna fuck this single mom. Pent up single mom sex is the best.
somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright
youtu.be/BP6CKZhD8f8wish to live in another universeone without the existence of lawnmowersand weed eaters
>>226110852If she already has kids, her vag will be loose as sleeve of wizard
might as well be walking on the sun
>>226110881Your link doesn't work, Salieri
Don't make me put the fuckin fox helmet on!
Because the lord once listened when her little one cried
I refuse to masturbate
>>226110949On strike?
>>226110958You look like that.
I've seen footageI stay noidedI've seen footageI stay noided
>>226111042how could she do it bros...
Why do hispano-spics love those NY ballcaps and soccer shirts that say united Arab emirates on them?
dont worry bro i was in that thread too and janny nuked it so your shameful secret is safe with me. thats why you dont namefag constantly like its your steam account dumbass. did you see the shower pics?
WHY did she slap?
Went for a walk thinking it would be cold and the sun was beating down on my ass the whole time. Fuck my chungus life
>>226111008inerdesting
I want to insert my semen spitter into a whore bitch until it gets excited and spurts
>>226111127nafricel...
local walmart is full of haitians these daysthey don't cause much trouble though
these people could be posting on /cum/ right now
cock the hammer droppin thunderdouble helix stopper underinfluence of dat head knock what ao fuckin g, whata uho fuckin g, fuck it up
>>226111170Mine too, they started offering fried cats to try and appeal to them
Can you guys help me cum
I have a fat stinky neckbeard coworker who loves anime, he's chill as fuck and is super autistic about safety
>>226111151He tells the truth some of the gitanos are historically and factually related to jeets
When I was in Vegas I met this fucking beautiful dark chocolate Haitian girl at the library. I spoke to her in French
>>226111170>not eating the cats or the dogswow america is powerful
>>226111217>I spoke to her in FrenchCreole is far from French
the negroes at McDonald's have had no delivery app discounts for ages now!
The president of Haiti is a gangleader named Barbecue
>>226111254Assez proche
>>226111217Howd that go did she fuck you or did her pussy snap shut like a scared clam at the weird guy babbling at her in duolingo french
>>226111270He's a cannibal too
>>226111270I hear the El Salvadorian army is going to rape his life with bullets
>>226111254a lot of them can speak half decent french as well
>>226111298No, she just asked where I learned French and was I like in the military or something. I said no, I just learned it in school. We just chatted for a second then I left. But man she was so pretty
I love VR games
working a job wear you wear a uniform is like being gang raped by 5 vantablack niggers every day
>>226111371How come you know how it feels to be gang raped by 5 vantablack niggers
>>226111412I live in America
Please stop talking about big black cock
Google haitian vodou waterfall topless
a real nigga know if you want a shot you got to carry a printer to a bitch house
I never returned my work uniform. Hope the salvation army likes it
>>226111424Dayum, das sum crayzy sheeit u got on ur skool curryculom in americuh
The cleveland browns just got steamed by the atlanta shitskins
>>>/gif/31395668Chuds will tell you you are gay for getting turned on by this
why was sergeant hartman so cruel to private pyle
>>226111457Fool, you could go undercover as an employee and get rich
>>226111493Kill yourself
random louisiane
Most chuds are super into tranny and sissy porn for whatever reason. A bit hypocritical, but who am I to judge them living their best life out and proud
the best that you can hope for is to die in your sleep
>>226111584You gotta know when to hold em Know when to fold emKnow when to walk awayAnd know when to run
>>226111494not hammering the nail that sticks out is the reason we live in a low trust society
>>226111604Me every morning
Desu I'm kind of ugly but in a patrician looking way like one of those inbred European aristocrats.
>>226111604she’s sad because im not into hags
The nail that sticks out gets the grease, the wheel that squeaks gets hammered
>>226111692i love this post
>>226111692I'm gonna be the wheel that squeaks in about 2 hours when I'm off work
Momberg cooking something. Smells like birfday cake
Very allegorical
>>226111604Women crying is like a baby or a toddler crying, they just get that way, it means as much as laughing or angerNot even trying to be a massage a knee that's just the only mindset that's allowed me to deal with them
>>226111493Modern technology is really confusing
I'm not allergic to anything though
For lunch I had chicken breast, steamed vegetables, and sprouted grain bread. It was all very dry and not very pleasant
>>226111493is that a boy or a girl
>>226111493Good shit in there
I have imaginary friends that i talk to. do you?`
KARLIE KLOSS AND TAYLOR SWIFT REUNITED
can any of you get me into a private tracker?
>>226111827No I don't talk to them I just hear them it's either Time Of Your Life by Green Day New Bottega by Azealia Banks
im the weird helpful guy at work.
Boxtonguing my fartpunch
I'm the weird helpful guy that's unemployed
>>226111852I used to have a Demonoid account, those were the fucking days, man. Anything you wanted for free, zero viruses
Ahh, my thimby toves...
Is Sabrina the new Taylor Swift
Woke 3.0 new and improved version
>>226111334They don't lmfao. That's like saying uneducated people in Nigeria speak half decent English
I never heard of a eunuch who wanted his dick back
>>226111964I don't think they have the choice...
>>226111964it sounds like it was a pretty cozy job desu
>>226111952I've talked to a few haitians in french and it was understandable
>>226111964>>226111986They chop the balls off not the dick retards
>>226111964I've heard of at least a few former trannies who regret bottom surgery
had an empornium account ages agothe good old days
>>226112026My bad I'm sorry I don't look up men getting a emasculated as much as you do
>>226112026Depends on the area and time period. China had full eunuchs
>>226112026Oops
You know what makes this a great country? Someone as disabled as you is somehow still alive
>>226112070Bullshit
How do we protect the Jews in our community?
>>226112022Their French is the equivalent of this in English
Guess I'll jerk off or something
>>226112115And that is completely understandable
>>226112088And someone as retarded as you can somehow find work in normal society
>>226112093https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eunuchs_in_ChinaFirst paragraph
We're so back Gaylors
>>226112159Fine you're right kill yourself anyway asshole
>The number of eunuchs in Imperial employ fell to 470 by 1912, with the eunuch system being abolished on 5 November 1924.[5] The last Imperial eunuch, Sun Yaoting, died in December 1996.Wtf?
>>226111964
I used to get my ass beat for having bad grades even though I was really trying
>>226110889I saw them live once. They opened for U2 on the big lemon tour. A stage light was pointed directly at my cheap seats and blinded me the entire set.
>>226112194I saw them live once. They opened for U2 on the big lemon tour. A stage light was pointed directly at my cheap seats and blinded me the entire set.
>>226112259Same. My dad kicked my ass once because he thought a screensaver on the family computer was a game I was playing instead of doing my homework
>be me>see former female classmate as a suggested friend on snapchat>add her>swipe up on her story which was a selfie>swiped up>sent a video of me barking like a retardWhat the fuck just came over meHse hasn't opened it yetI'm going to kill myself
Are we doing anything interesting
>>226112355How did you do this
>>226112407i like this image because its just as funny whether you read it comic style or manga style
>>226112400im eating a sandwich and watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpMLdwcMsGA
>>226112407
>>226111839keep it
>>226112398lean into it bitches love dogs
Can we not call women bitches
>>226112566No
>>226112566(Impossible)
>>226112566Women ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>>226112614You hit the nail on the head.
this nigger is making beans
>>226112398Nigga what
>Can we not call women bitches
>The statement is a lyrics quote and is factually false as a general characterization of women.
>>226112688I'm gay and exclusively call most women I don't like bitches
>>226112038I'm a tranny surgeon. Mentally ill people are such easy cash cows. It's bonkers to me there's dudes out there paying to get their dick and balls wacked off, and yet every day i get a new client
If you were beaten as a child you are spiritually nonwhite
>>226112398The worst she can say is no
really though why does every slopbot say you hit the nail on the head, who the fuck even says that where did they all pick it up
>>226112784that's a bit catty
I'm doggish just an absolute dog of a man
>>226112398You're so in d00d
>>226112808Why do you talk to them enough to know that?Kind of sussywussy my baka
I can't have a gf because I'm a picky eater. No pussy gets wet for a man that won't eat his green beans.
>>226112929i make sure to call grok a nigger every day
Beanless muthafucka
>>226112943Bodied that dumb redneck heckler
>>226112943To be fair comedians getting ass mad when they lose a heckling battle is pretty normal even when they're not Jewish
*posts the most interesting thing you've ever read with an image that moves you to enlightened tears*
>>226112943Kikes are all gay. That's probably why it was so easy to roast them in the oven no resistance
*posts my penis*
Fairly certain 2/3 of the profiles I see on Tinder are fake just to harvest more data on my preferences
*posts his penis from the pov of the hidden camera inside the light fixture*
*posts muh butthole*
>>226112943kek
A herd of obese women of color riding mobility scooters wearing burger king crowns
yeah we're watching anime, so what?
grim timesin /cum/
>>226112943Rich Vos would have handled this by calling him ugly What is with the unfunnification of comedians
https://x.com/oecolamp/status/2119196215346700595
>>226113272https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiaHxVFFhxw
back from costco
How do you cope with knowing that you can never return to the time before your innoncence was ruined by porn? I’ve stopped watching porn for over a month, and even if I never watch porn again I’ll never be able to forget that I used to jerk off to literal BBC cuck videos like a fucking loser. That shame has to stay with me until the day I die. I wish there was a drug I could take to remove any recollection of that from my mind.
>226113458
>tfw no thin, midnight black gf with small tits and round, shapely ass
I legitimately just jack off to videos of women dancing. I'm so innocent I'm like a cherubim
I just use my imagination to jack off
I accidentally watched porn when I was 4
I jerk off to photos of clothed average (fat and ugly) women to train myself to want to fuck them
>>226113530>clothed average (fat and ugly) womenlike your mom? zamn
tfw no cat face gf
I gave my cousin head
>>226113458Society around me was ruined by vice and sin before I even chanced across lust in particular, it would be one thing if porn was only something that effected me, but when I walk around outside I have no chance of getting a gf, there's no way to make money except gambling, there's no culture except idolatry, I am a product of my time and that is a shitty time
In college I worked at a gas station, and I hated being continually exposed to people's vices. I saw fat fucks buying giant sodas and junk food, degenerates dropping entire paychecks on lotto tickets, welfare leeches buying alcohol. I was constantly disgusted
thoughts on lean?
>>226113594What a terrible mentality. You’re just blaming the world for making you end up as a loser so you never have to take responsibility for your failures. Grow up.
that your type shit has given me lots of autistic data to obsess over
>>226113670Give me a syringe with heroinI am not a half stepping type of nigger
>>226113750the fuck is this, your fursona?
It is hard finding fairly intelligent people with a rough manner of speakingMostly only older guys at this point
Touch screen is dead in the lower half
I may have just won 1700 dollarsAll i have to do is click this lin-
you ever notice that movies are like the same 10 actors now
>>226113870>this lin-This what?
EVERY SINGLE NIGHT I PRAY THAT TITS ARE SITTING RIGHT MOULIN ROUGE MY CORSET IS SO TIGHT BABY GIRL IN CONTROL I FEEL NICOLE
thoughts on women's gym shorts?
>>226113771its the fucking numbersthey mean things
well, jason?https://x.com/KisakiArmpit/status/2119321434522821034
>>226113673>terrible mentalityA Cost-Benefit Analysis (CBA) compares the total expected costs of a project or decision against its total expected monetary benefits to determine if it is a smart investment.• Net Benefit = Total Benefits − Total Costs• Benefit-Cost Ratio (BCR) = Total Benefits ÷ Total Costs • BCR > 1: The project is a good investment (benefits exceed costs). • BCR < 1: The project is a poor investment (costs exceed benefits).Generally, individuals and businesses will not consciously engage with something if the perceived costs exceed the benefits. Rational choice theory dictates that people try to maximize value and minimize loss.However, there are some exceptions where people will behave irrationally. This can arise out of a sense of social contract/obligation, to cope or to have an illusion of control, for risk aversion or peace of mind, for social signaling and altruism, and for keeping up with the Jones' or maintaining the status quo. If a person has systematically dismantled or neutralized all those psychological safety nets—meaning they have zero illusions, get no social or emotional reward, face no risk, and are completely free of social conformity—then continuing to pay the cost with zero benefit is irrational and self-destructive. Under these constraints, continuing to behave irrationally would likely be the result of either mental illness, external coercion, pure stupidity or low IQ, or apathy/nihilism.
i just wanna eat sugar 24/7
>lesbian porn is boring>straight porn is you jerking off to a dickI svffer
>>226114010how about solo female porn?
>>226113994I've been snacking on the leftover Halloween candy. I am undone and ruined
>>226110533>>226110549Is that what Babish looked like after his night at the mental hospital?
it's not an obsessionit's literally the only thing i have in my life
Based Alfalfa
I made a Medovik at the mental hospital. Everyone loved it.
>>226114010>straight porn1 man + 1 woman = 50% gay>gay porn1 man + 1 man = 100% gay>lesbian porn1 woman + 1 woman = 100% gay (technically)>trans on female porn0.5 man + 0.5 woman + 1 woman = 25% gayTrans on female is statistically the least gay form of pornography if you want to see porn where someone gets fucked with 2 total participants
>>226114162Is he wearing a mini plate carrier in the hospital with his family? What the heck is that
0% swear words0% naked ladies100% music
>>226114179interesting fact, both straight porn and trans porn feature one penis
>>226114184It's a chest rig, no armor in it. Just for carrying stuff.
>>226114216>Tactical diaperbag and bottle holderI don't have anything negative to say about this
>>226114216Umm wear jeans
Gambit was such a rapist
>>226114162Based. He is openly Catholic, has livestock, a good wife, and like 6 kids. The jews fucking HATE him and call him a "radical catholic extremist" without ever defining what that means.
>>226114162alfalfa won
>>226114243More like /cum/bit my boy just finna get his dick wet nbd
Just got back from the gym
I heard like 5 womemes talking about how they don't want kids so they can do whatever they want. My parents pretty much just ignored my existence and never brought me to things I wanted to go to.
Just got back from doing some chores outside. Set up my plant supports and gave all the trees a plant spike for the winter. Driveway markers: IN the ground before it's frozen. Mouse traps and cages: BAITED and set, ready for a Holocaust. Gutters: CLEANED and free flowing. Just need some dry weather to blow the leaves into piles now. Saw a ton of people outside today setting up their Christmas decorations and hanging lights too. My neighbourhood is like 99% white Christians. Feels very good bros.
Just farted and it smelled so bad for so long I had to check I didn’t shit myself. Good lord.
I might be moving to Calgary soon. Are Canadians gonna treat me like shit for being American?
none of my vices are getting rid of my headache
>>2261142112 pairs of tits + 1 set of male genitalia + 1 set of female genitalia
>>226114410No, Calgary is 90% Indian. It's a boring flat shitpatch city. You will be suicidal in about a year.
>>226114381and a nice Diwali to you too, saar
it's diwali tonight!
>>226114486Was wondering what the hell my neighbors window display meant
>>226114438I don't really understand why you would make a post like this unless it's out of pure spite or jealousy. I think you owe me an apology.
I am going to reward myself by getting the road rash remastered package on GOG
>>226114281beast mode engage
the pillars of creation
style died when the song dynasty died
>>226114432Well shit. Will it at least be easy to fuck some curry sluts(female)?
im sheepy
US officials claim Chinese spy targeted Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang
I need a woman who will just kill me. Its easy to find people that will hurt you but none of them want to finish the job.
Motherberg is drunk/high againLuckily i have my own apartment so i don't have to put up with her BS anymore Although she did call me 8 times Really hated all those years living with her and having to sit through her yelling/screaming/crying episodes every time she started drinking box wine or doing weed gummys
Hey y'all! We're a hip, trendy, modern church for the modern Christian! We've got millennial gray Starbucks walls, a coffee bar, and a strong female pastor who's on fire for the Lord! :)
>>226114716There's no good ones, they're all disgusting 5 foot tall squat-body poojeetas with dots on their head. Most of them can't even speak English.Calgary is just Toronto with cowboy hats. It's a fucking dump.
>>226115019settle down Moishe
catberg stop being so fucking gross
>>226115079post catberg
If you don't support Israel's war against Iran, then you are blinded by Satan
>If you don't support Israel's war against Iran, then you are blinded by Satan
>>226115107t.
>>If you don't support Israel's war against Iran, then you are blinded by Satan.
https://youtu.be/LCvDAMZY-uw
It would be cool if instead of a bunch of little sperms one big one, like the size of a chicken egg or so, came out and flopped and flailed around.
>>226115019Why is everything gray nowNo one actually likes thisIt has to be a psyop
>>226115226like a fish?
It's always fun to open /cum/ and see if we're playing with our jew dolls, our jason dolls, or our indian dolls
>>226115042It can't be that bad. What insensitive does your government have for causing such a shithole?Last time I was up there the government was getting kickbacks from China for letting a bunch of chinks in.
>>226115019god isn't real
>>226115284who tf wants a green car
>>226115236Yeah or a big tadpole. It could make little kitten mewing sounds too, that would be cute. You could keep it in an aquarium!
>If you don't support Israel's war against Iran, then you are blinded by Satan.
If you don't suck my penis then you are gay.
>>226115303Green is cool as hell man what the fuck are you smoking
>>226115303what the hell is wrong with a green car?
my car is white
>>226115346Brown coded car
god could you shut the fuck up about the obvious bait you paste sucking shitbanana
it's actually this onethis is the car i drive2016 honda civic EX the one i previously posted was the two door, mine is the four door
>>226115346>>226115357https://youtu.be/0GIyx3yAkqw
>>226115303everyone in the 90s
What if you saw a fly buzzing around your food and you looked at it and it looked up at you and its face was chinese
>>226115389>>226115388I speak the truth https://youtube.com/shorts/_txbkCNEExQ
my whip
>>226115388i like how the 10th+ gens got that boopy nose thing going ontoo bad they're pigfat
eats spicy goodnesslike a boss
>>226115399I'd hit him with a ching chong ding dong and he'd get mad and fly away
>>226115179
My parents used to say they'd never get a black car because they're too hot, but my truck is black and it literally isn't even noticeable if you put a sun shade in the front window. Fucking stupid boomers
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