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nigger
this one isnt so bad
is the average zoomer single?
>>226121283Zoomer women have significantly more tats than men do, roughly 60% of them
I like the two party system. Its very smart. people vote democrat, then the democrats fuck everything up so the next election swing voters vote republican, then the republicans fuck everything up and the cycle repeats.No actual progress is ever made.
Apparently creating a chat bot character of a real person then doing explicit content (sex) with it is not allowed, even if it's a public media figure
>>226121319I'm extremely envious of the Japanese political system.
>>226121315why are they so popular with women? i havent spoke to a female outside of family in like 5 years
>>226121329Its not all tits and cunnies over here either anon..
>>226121314idk, ask your mom
Speak to meWon't you speak, sweet angel?Don't you remember me?I was God's favorite customer
indians could never be human. no redemption.
>>226121331>why are they so popular with women?Advertising.>>226121333You guys have issues like anywhere else but you guys at least have your country and your people. That's more than any Westerner can say about their government, and unlike Western countries your far right (Sanseito) actually has its foot in the door politically.
>>226121319that's like here. Parties stay in power until they fuck up and get voted out
Nothing will stop me from molestin' youTitty-fuckin' you 'til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles
>>226121377dude weed lmao
I should probably make din din
American foids are begging for leaf cock
Doing a poo lads
>>226121559throw it at your mom SJ
>>226121413Is this a bot?
Dude poo lmao
>>226121633phwoooooooaaarexcellent post
>>226121634true
>>226121544Those women are probably obsessed with murdering their babies in states they don't live in
I'm really surprised nobody's made a Slim Shady game using a PS1 artstyle that's basically just an open-world version of Manhunt or Power Drill Massacre
>>226121642What was that meme from the courtroom Skype; “[someone] calling” with the original variant of that picture?
Bernie Sanders is gonna expand medicare to all kids and everyone 55+
>>226121713That shit already free nigga
>>226121659It was the Zimmerman trial which makes it all the funnier
Culture is so homogenized there will never be an Aerosmith x Run DMC "Walk This Way" ever again
>>226121773anon...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1hgXfX5-U
Have you niggas seen this shit? He's very sorryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJkSJkzD7DE
No fast food is good, but if you eat Taco Bell with ANY amount of regularly (even once a year on average) I can't see you as anything more than subhuman. It is the sloppiest of all slop on the planet. The food is the lowest quality beef thrown on a soggy bleached tortilla with old dairy sauces thrown on and pissed and shit on lettuce prepared by people who are hardly sentient. Absolute golem food
>>226121729>Jaffa callinglol thanks
>>226121931The only time I ever eat fast food is when I’m doing a road trip, and I’m passing through the kinds of shithole one-horse towns that just have a McDonalds, and no other food options
niggas be like"this taco bell too spicy"
>>226121729It’s a bit of a slow burn to get going, but this is so fucking funnyhttps://youtu.be/eE18RLfYb1Y
>>226122052>7 minutes>slow burn
>>226121291he's literally me
I just came bros
I was looking for a job and I finally got a job and heaven knows I'm miserable now
>>226122083but i never see you at the sky fortress anymore
job this Job thatas someone who works 70 hours week for 6 months straight for the past 7 yearspeople are very vague about their jobs.ever notice they just say job and never what kind of job?idk I know I'm on to something.its very eye openinglook I'm doing it nowI said I work 70 hours a week but I didn't say what jobI'm a hypocrite.
>>226122131I can't tell you my job.
>>226122122mousepedo
>>226122131watching porn is not a job
niggas be thinkin bout blowjobs but they ain't got no job !
every time you post, you think you're witty or smart or funnyyou aren'tthats why you postgood boy
Who would win in a Mousey vs SJ cage match?
niggas be like "good boy for posting" then post it
Should I apply at McDonald's
>>226122217me and him will gang bang your moms holes
Paying CVS $29 for a doctor to confirm I'm fat through the computer so I can have Ozempic
>>226122263
>>226122263As usual China has you covered should you wish
>>226121291thank you for posting that anon its beautiful. the music I mean. I've been listening to it for 30 minutes straight
>>226122263this but adderall
*plays the skin flute*
>>226122352your mom does this for me constantly
I feel sad
>>226122391I feel nothing
>>226122346No fucking way, I'd kill for some addiesAnyway, I'm in for GLP-1. This is the first day of the rest of my life
*gives you schizophrenia*
I love Hawaiian sweet rolls
Wish I had Majin Buu's candy beam
just took a poohard and dry
>>226122447Just go for a run, big nips. Way cheaper than ozempic
>>226123512I love rooning and then coooking a large quantity of chinese chikky broccy or another of any number of numnums.
Might read the hannibal book series
>>226124185read this
"Philosophy is said to console a man under disappointment, although Shakespeare asserts that it is no remedy for a toothache; so Mr Easy turned philosopher, the very best profession a man can take up who is fit for nothing else."
>>226124248Doesn't look too interesting
>>226124330It was the most selling book in the 1880s and Fredick Marryat sailed together with Captain Nelson. He tells about a battle in the Mediterrean, he starts up as a prick asking too many questions, then he becomes the captain of a fleet of 18 ship of the line.
Today marks the second day I masturbated for hours while failing to orgasm
these posts made me fart twice
is it illegal to bait trannies into meeting me somewhere really fucking ghetto but I don't show up?
I only exist to piss you off and it works everyday.
>>226125239nothing is illegal if you're Jeffrey Epstein or Jewish.But you know that since you are a Jewish government employee posting bait posts.
Slept a full nights sleep award
>>226125261do you want meet in brapton saar
>>226125278why do you think you're witty? why do you think you're funny? why? you're just a retarded bum with zero money.Why? Stop being a cuck loser who thinks they are witty.I don't give a fuck about your dead end job.I hate when your loser ass always posts here.You suck at life bruh.
no shift at the wagehut todaymethinks a pre-workout smoko is in order
>>226125315What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo
Eating spaghettFuck europeans
>>226125318DUUUUUUUUUUDEWEEEDD BRO LMAOHOLY SHIT
Update on the bi-monthly bug inspection: My hispanic neighbors had a huge bug infestation they didn't tell anybody about. To the point where a cockroach crawled out of their apartment when the landlord opened the door.
best sausages in the city
Male porn addicts lack confidence and hygiene while female porn addicts seem to gain confidence from their degeneracy. Really makes you think
>>226125850Cities only exist to segregate the most retarded degenerates in the gene pool from the rest of humanity
>>226125793>>226125793>>226125793
How come gas dropped so quickly AFTER the midterms?It went down almost an entire dollar in just the last week...
>>226126188why are you still buying fart jars
>>226126222to breath... idiot...
being a faggot went from looking like a naruto final fantasy character to a 300 pound man with a five o clock shadow in a fugly skirt real quick
>>226126188And then people completely forget about how american oil companies were pushed to produce more oil in 2020(ish) and the price shot down like crazy.
It's Just One Of Those Days
>>2261263872020ish was when there were tankers just rotting in the ocean full of oil that nobody was buying because of covid
>>226126408Nobody asked me if I wanted to buy it
>>226126408either way it’s still gouging
I'll gouge your pussy
How can I become American? I need tips and tricks.
I'll core your asshole out
Its actually fine to be bisexual but being gay is mentall illness.
>>226127197Do you wanna do butt stuff with me?
had a dream someone made cheese cakeeveryone got a slice, except me
I don't watch a porno if the male actor is black
>>226121291Why do wizards wear pointy hats?
good morning
timcel alert
>>226128103In case they need somewhere to shit
kekda
Just read an article about how kids are non stop tracked by apps these days. Actually insane. It's like helicopter parenting on roidsLike parents get updates and notifications for every tiny thing happening to their kids Next Gen is fucked. I know people always say that for every gen, but this time it's true
>>226128000The man has to be White or else I can't self insert, I have no idea how so many brown fellows can worship black men like that and don't even want to see their own kind.
hello
>>226128305Kids who aren't even 1 years old are given unlimited iPad time by their parents lol it's gonna be terrible and get even worse in the coming years
woke up at 9:00 am award
Listening to the style Council
>>226128347LOL
>>226127165Have a pulse and don't be whiteYou have both covered there so congratulations You're an American
>>226128355I find that so baffling. I get there's the temptation to just give the kid anything to pacify him, but you really cannot have a kid just completely disconnected and disengaged with the world around him like that
>>226128419But I wish to live in the USA...
>>226128452Go to the southern border say you're a refugee fleeing mass rape. You'll be let inside instantly
>>226128361>23 minutesMfer developing a morning skincare routine
the elite doesn't want you to know this but number stations are just playing nier soundtrack when you squint your third eye hard enough
>>226128489i had to shower
small exit like a funnel
Squirrelbros?
>>226126026Then how come ruraloids are 90% opiate addicted high school drop outs
>>226128612Forgot pic
>>226128633nutty nigga
Why are sports fan on xitter all libtarded soyboys?
>>226125850wtf is a rib sticker
It's Covfefe Timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THktjsjXVYo
>>226128662excuse me, but what else was he supposed to???
>>226128648dumb hobby for dumb people
Brampton has had the highest property value drop in Canada
>>226128807i wonder why that is? we may never know.
>>226128813This post is dangerously close to being disrespectful to another culture...Lets keep it G rated here
Just now, as I was having my after-breakfast, mid-morning piss a Gnat of some kind flew directly into the stream of my urine. Ordinarily I would feel badly for the Gnat but I think God must have selected this one for a special divine purpose so I flushed him posthaste to fulfill his destiny. How is your morning going /cum/?
random indiareally annoying when they blur out the area of the mapping car
>>226128904another early to bed, early to rise kind of day. i got up before the sun did.
>>226128904I would be afraid of it swimming up the stream into my urethra
>>226128955at least there isnt a huge jumble of tangled electric wires, that's an improvement.
>>226128904Today is off to a good start. I am in talks for a new position in the same company which will be great.Have you ever pissed on a mammal? I got a direct hit on a chipmunk and it was the proudest moment of my life
sick to my fucking stomach
Don't have to go to toil on Wednesday bros
>>226129034Is it a holiday?
>>226129058Yup
Jogged 10km
>>226129097not humanly possible
>>226129110How so?
>>226129130Your heart could give out and human legs can't handle abuse like that
>>226129136Nobody has done a 10k?
feet coldwanna smoke weeddon't wanna get out of bedsmell kinda off
>>226129020Vaxx status?
A 10k is only like 6 miles
If i had kids i wouldn't want them to be gay or racemix
>>226129284If you had kids, the Tao wouldnt be the Tao.
>>226129284I would rather have a gay son than a thot daughter
>>226128871This post has been rated [G] for Good Morning Saar
>>226129321I wouldn't mind it as long as my daughter didn't get with non whitesKids will be kidsCan't expect them to not try to have sex when their hormones are going crazy in their teens and twenties
just browsed /bharat/ and they're unironically seething about 'timmies'i thought that was just a /pol/ meme
>>226129399This, a gay son is just an eternal shame no matter what. At least your daughter could settle down and marry some simp one day and have kids
>>226129404I covered this in a series of posts last weekIndians have brain rot from all the pollution and industrial chemicals they are exposed to in their slums
>>226129441No politics you fucking foreign ape
>based
I been in /ita/ all morning, even though they're usually boring cocksuckers. Let's see what's going on in here
I want to die in a beautiful and painful way
theyre doing this to me tomorrow
>>226129513I was just thinking about that.
>>226127165have tight pusy and open bobs
Kinda slow this morning Ma addo stann tutte quante, everyone's still asleep I guess
>>226129399what about those who have never had sex?
why’s christmasu music so jazzy
>>226129513supermodel ass smothering (which is banned in engerland)
>>226129321if she goes to that college it was already a lost cause
>>226129575Everyone has sex eventually Unless you are a priest or have some mental disability or some other medical/physical problem and even then sometimes they do have sexIf you have hormones you will eventually have sex
>>226129342Good morning anon-bhaiJai sri krishna
>>226129589*Kurisumasu
>>226129671the single most bluepilled thing i've ever heard in /cum/
Why are americans so prudish when it comes to men and women having sex? I blame the puritans
>>226129671This is either a woman or a turbonormie
>>226129541me as f
>>226129716Americans are the most degenerate and sexually debased people there are. The culture hasn't been "Puritan" in centuries
>>226129671It's true, I have screaming toilet retraint type autism and even I got laid at 16.
drinking coffee
What if me and my fellow mexicans got together to create our own ethnostate deep into russian territory and make our own city along the siberian coast where we only speak spanish and raise our children in essentially a bubble of mexico within the states'?What if we dedicate our entire town to something niche like fixing cars and start racketeering russian crackers to either get their car parts from us or get their stores fucked up?
>>226129671
>>226129935You would get drafted en masse like all the other ethnic minorites in russia and sent as meatwaves to get drones on the front lines
>>226129935Replace all Japanese with Mexicans yesterday.
>>226129716The men are cut despite not being jewish or muslim which rewires the brain in a bad way
>>226129935sounds like another day in russia
random oklahomakind of f'd up how like half the state is indian territory on google maps
New Nathan Fielder looks bad
>>226130041I saw a few episodes of his comedy central show and it was pretty terrible tooI get what he was going for but it almost never works
holy crap lois this anime is kino
>>226129989I think you may be on to something hereCircumcision may permanently traumatize a man throughout his lifeIf i ever have a son they will not be getting his foreskin
my mom called the troubled teen hotline on me and they hung up when she said my age (29)
I'm so weak nowI hurt my back deadlifting 350lbs
>>226129671when you hit 30 as a virgin you get your wizard powers to project your waifu
does anyone here have a theory of mind for why it's worth being aliveI could use one
>>226130148you get to watch anime
>>226130148New avengers soonWho hype?
This is how you guys lookhttps://youtube.com/shorts/2BeaNADg3pg
>>226130148To see how the story ends
>>226130010>VinitaNot far from what used to be one of the coolest McDonald's locations in the US
>>226130148the world is pretty shit right now, you could work on making it a better place for everyone
>>226130106wait til you find out corrupt cops take bribes for swats and will arrest you for no reasoj if the bribe is over $3,000,000watch, the fed will come in here and tell you to take medskekhonestly need to quit 4chan.It's just a Jeffrey Epstein honey pot operation.
>>226121291If this were me I'd be scared of falling over the side, the walls are too low
>>226130226didn't someone swat your ass over drugs?I hope it happens again mousepedophile.
>>226130226How often do you just fall sideways while walking?
>>226130217Jeff lol'd to multiple of my posts but i never got an island inviteHe couldnt handle my stee
lay down and rot
>>226130259>SteeYou must be old like me, I haven't heard that world in like 20 years
>>226130259your reading comprehension sucks ass just like Jeffry Epstein's dogshit life as a kid rapist.Then again, you could be a fed too, getting off to raping little kids.>b-but my inviteshut up glownigger.
>>226130226you don't become a wizard without conquering your fear
>>226130279Go to bed, Malenia
>>226130246Not mouse you retarded schizo>>226130250Often I'm clumsy plus imagine the wind speeds up there>>226130312I became one by not having sex actually
>>226130177I am unironically considering doing "Dunesday" but I've been really thinking to myself if I actually care about seeing the new avengerslop or if I'm just FOMOing a double feature since I live in a small hamlet and will need to drive an hour or so to the big city to watch Dune in the first place
>>226130287We stay on fleek wit d stee nigga
>>226130217I assure you nobody is paying 3 million dollars to have some random retard on 4chan arrested
>I assure you nobody is paying 3 million dollars to have some random retard on 4chan arrested
Working with autistic people fucking sucksThey should be culled.It is impossible to talk to retards like that
rap music
>>226130424just give them some psychedelics
>>226130396you shrimply are not that impawtant
And my tag team partner is ......CHRIS BENOIT!
It's still too hot outside
>get money :)>spend money :D>out of money :O>help i'm homeless :(>damn u boomers >:(
I'm not a weeb but I like ramen with good shit in it
What political topic should we discuss today
>>226130749The iran-contra affair
>>226130749Can't we just talk about trannies and our poop like in the good old days? Maybe something about niggros
It's really fucked up how so many chinese spies can just enter the country meanwhile I had to spend years navigating an absolute bureaucratic nightmare, submitting mountains of paperwork, enduring endless delays, and repeatedly proving that I had perfectly legitimate reasons for wanting to come here, all just to attend fucking college.
>>226129716Feminism and puritanism are a toxic mix that continuously feed into each other
>>226130893Do gen alphies genuinely find this kind of meme funny?
I'm being told the nvidia thing is a nothingburger, is this true?
>>226130041It's a chick flick they love that over the top introspective emotional crap
>>226130949What was your grade in Goonology?
>>226130949They love it
>>226129869The just be a retard theory of sex
>>226129513>>226129547i wont allow ityou're my /int/bros and i love you
goshcel post
>>226129671>Unless you are a priestUh yeah about that ...
>>226128807>Jeets are eating 1 million dollar losses on their slum housesGod is good
>>226131055yeah even the catholics are having sex now
>>226131077i bet they use their GENTIALS
I was raped by a priest for years
>>226131074Incazzat assaje
The motheroid is embarrassed by my presence. Better make myself scarce
>>226131116You started an altar boy and left an altar man
This ho is offering a small dick discount. There are still some good women out there bros
Are all women just whores now? Is there no hope of a virgin bride anymore?
>>226131226You take what you can get bro
>>226131226Virginity is a patriarchal social construct
why are chinese bitches so loyal to the ccp bro
you needa hwhip these hoes
>>226131226>Are all women just whores nowyes
Fat bald guy ntr. Thoughts?
Humiliation ritual
>>226131336What is ntr
>>226131336was just thinking about that
>>226131350Poor bastard
>>226131361Cuckoldry japan: :-D
i hate white women i hate white women i hate white women i hate white women i hate white women i hate white women i hate white women i hate white women
Drinking 龙井茶
>>226131226virgin brides are a third world conceptreligion is a third world concepta steady job and a family being your greatest desire is a third world conceptimo zoomers think that way because 40% of them living in western countries are Indian, Mexican and Muslim
drinking кoфe
>found guilty of raping a woman he'd met at one of his shows in 2009 and of sexually assaulting three women — at a bar, a radio station and a TV studio — between 2004 and 2009.I feel like he probably had consensually sex and these girls are just having sour grapes about it, or want to get back at him. If I ever become a major sex having celeb all my sexual encounters are going to be secretly filmed so I can never get hit with bogus rape charges
no because what do you mean you hate white women, bro is giving all the shade and i am here for it
>>226131468i don't care about a virgin bride i just want a girl who genuinely loves me and isn't a whoresuch women only exist in east asia
forgot about the Chinese, they seem completely medieval too, family, honor and ritual, Asians are just awful benighted people
>>226131468Whore brides, atheism, gig work, and no kids is peak first world
>>226131226>Is there no hope of a virgin bride anymore?Unironically only some weird religious groups nowadays, not even mainstream ones.
>>226131501>East Asia
could you tell your best ally from middle east to turn it off?>>226131392goyim need to go to sleep they have to work tomorrow
>>226131566Let him dream anon
the chinese can't overtake usbecause they lack our most precious resource:african americans
>>226131511你真是条蠢狗
>>226131566
>>226131566sadly not japan anymore but there's still korea and sea
I'm converting to Amish so I can impregnate a healthy grain fed Amish gal named Sally and raise 14 kids with her 6 of which will die in childbirth. From now on all my /cum/ posts will be transcribed through a non-Amish intermediary
I haven't seen a Russel Brand movie, did he make kino or slop?
There's a pic of Russel Brand protesting naked and his dick is really small
>>226131494Some of those cases were even the >we had consensual sex but then he MADE me have unconsensual sex immediately after, I was RAPED!!!meme ones lol
>>226131579Phoning the president right now ziomek
>>226131608Koreans are almost as status obsessed as the fucking Chinese. Plus they've all had plastic surgery, you don't even know what your girl would really look likeSoutheast Asians sell their little girls to foreigners for $500. They are destitute and only care about money. I'm afraid the black pill hasn't reached you yet
Did they patch the Ukrainian hebe trade meta yet
>>226131633And those bitches still complained he analed them, that nigga is innocent!
>>226131663i speak korean, you are dumb and get all your info about korea from memes and kpop and youtube videosonly a minority of korean women have serious whole face changing surgery. most of the procedures are minor things like lazer treatment or fillers that just reverse the appearance of aging
>>226131717>most of the procedures are minor thingsThis is only true if you consider the monolid surgery as minor
>>226131717So youre ok with some looks obsessed whore? Whatever man
>>226131717Are you the Korean poster in /lang/?
Korea seems nice but only outside of Seoul, that city feels like a dystopian cyberpunk capitalist hellhole
>>226131679what now
NEW>>226131701
>>226131750im white but yeah im the korean learner in /lang/ and /kimchi/ and I grew up around koreans
Korea fucking sucks, I spent time living in that shithole and it's definitely the worst East Asian countrysoulless fucking bug people, unironically and not as a memethey hate themselves almost as much as they hate you, just a black hole of a country full of people teetering on the brink of suicide whose entire existence is trying to share their misery
>>226131760There used to be a pretty sizable black market for Ukrainian orphans
>>226131782You have experienced the korean attitude of "Han" It is their racial identity
