We are ALL gay retarded raped faggot goycattle kikeslaves with small penises edition
I love dresses that show the back
Well hello beautiful
Do you like chili crisp
futacock
>>226141095Superman has done more for American cultural identity and global soft power than Jesus Christ.
corr christened the breadingtonshire wiv a poopistani brappinghampton
I go back to leafistan tomorrow
>>226141367Depends on how it's used
idgi
I’m racist but I don’t think I would have the willpower to rebuff a Latina if she flirted with me
>>226141381the leaf is life, the life is loveand I'll bet the maple syrup they sell here at aldi is but a pale shade of the original
>>226141384Do you like the flavor nigger, I'm not asking if you'd sit there and eat it out of the jar, so the answer is yes then
>>226141349lil monkey fella sucking his own dick
The Way of the Leaf is all about nonviolence and doing everything at its appointed time
my autistic urge to sit indian style on the floor
I'm functionally unblackmailable cause I stone cold.
I was pretty spiteful in making this edition because you all were being lazy and annoying
i had a dream one time where i got murdered and was dumped in a field but i was still conscious as a corpse. i couldnt move or anything and just had to lay there and experience my body decomposing. eventually all my nerves were gone so i couldnt feel anything but i could still hear my thoughts echo around in my skull. when my bones wore away the only experience i had was a monotous droning hum
back from janny jail
>>226141434fair enough
>>226141438Welcome back what did he get you for this time?
*the leaf is love>>226141422and I guess that's why Canadians are so disturbed by all the jeets, because they are genuinely civilized people, some of the most in the entire world
>>226141420>using comma as a periodHoly esl, what shithole are you from friend?
>>226141438gifs you can hear
>>226141453The comma indicates shorter pauses because I'm going off on you
millenials be like ill pound your ass faggot
>>226141462That's what semicolons are for
>>226141453Actually the comma seems to be used in lieu of a question mark
>>226141407Please support canadian economy thx
>>226141438>>226141455Uncs
Thoughts on ethiopian jews?
>>226141462The comma indicates you are a seething shitskin with a poor grasp of English grammar. See me after class
The economy cannot be fixed unless billions die
>>226141446trolling though i argue it should have been racism
>That's what semicolons are for>Actually the comma seems to be used in lieu of a question mark
>>226141481the Israelis hate and despise them
>>226141495I forgot the image FUCK
>>226141484this but unironically
>>226141431What if someone planted cp on your device or something like that? Or made a deep fake of you doing something super fucked up?Easy to say you don't care, but I bet stronger men than yourself have probably cracked
Thankfully all the black peoplr I work with are the Uncle Tom types
yikes brochacho you just posted cringe!
But Ethiopia...what the hell's all that about? And you thought Mexico was a failed state!
I’m still mad about being ghosted
>>226141516I'm not a politician, rich person, celeb, or spy so the likelihood of that happening is near zero
mad i was molested
>>226141521That uncle tom shit is so fucked up that black people do. It's crabs in a barrel shit. They're perfect fine with niggers shooting each other but God forbid you don't vote for the political party that's been in power multiple times and your people still stayed poor
Semicolons are outdated and useless; the only people who use them do it wrong
Replaying huniepop, all the dialogue options would land you in prison
>>226141546I really enjoyed how the guy who came up with the Cyberpunk 2077 board game and was in a lot of interviews for the game, mike Pondsmith, had this WASP accent, he's from a rich black DC background afaik
Tonight, it's wopslop (cheese tortellini soup with pork sausage)
>>226141536>I'm not a politician, rich person, celeb, or spyWe know who you are. Don't play dumb with us. Play ball
>>226141542Well what were you wearing?
>>226141573are you studying diligently with the notebooks on the left
>>226141592
Sex with womenBut alas Shall never have
>>226141596The one on top is my commonplace book. The one on bottom is where I record new vocabulary for one of the languages I study
I downloaded Merula's game again
>>226141619THERE ARE NO SCRAPS IN MY SCRAPBOOK!
mad how the chinese government is allowed to conduct corporate espionage on american soil and no one cares
>>226141599You slut
a feeling, i feel, as a 40 year old, the despair, no do-overs in life
>>226141638I'm sure the two governments have many secret mutually beneficial as well as give-and-take agreements between them, despite the public arms-rattling
Who the hell is John Cougar Mellencamp
>>226141475you are part of europe now, it's the Euroleaf economy
>>226141658Chin up bud you'll die eventually
we are entering the endless brown age>>226141676i'm hoping the dying part isn't too miserable, but hardly matters anyway
>>226141638china has been stealing corporate secrets for decades, it's nothing new.
>>2261416691970s Porn star famous for his outrageous pornographic stunts.
>>226141676this is my attitude in life
>>226141423corr diss kittingtonshire just reminded me marbles existsomefing i havent thought about in years but had as a child and suspect have garn extictinct in the post-internet agewhat are marbles even forwhy were they invented?propa bogglin'
>>226141669the guy who did Jack & Diane
why do youths shorten "gang" to "gng" it's one less letter dawg just spell it out.
I'm a stoic peasant with an aristocratic soul
John Cougar Mellencamp's Jack & Diane was like 3% of the entire programming of VH1 in the late 90's, and another 3% was ZZ Top's Gimme All Your Lovin
>>226141713cp nc 7
>>226141703he did jack AND diane!?bisexual king
>>226141692yeah that's why i used nortel as an example
>>226141702ah, i vaguely remember as a kid having marbles, such cool looking thingsbet there are some neat looking ones made still
My sex drive has been completely obliterated by 10 years of never sleeping
>>226141453annoys me most how euros misuse commas and periods in numbers and money. like wtf are ye daein' pal?
>>226141737you've lost your marbles?
I just don’t agree
>>226141582Keep trying and your heads for lunch. Cold weather in Paris, high chance of rain.Run that through that back through twice over and tell me what you find
wish i could go back to my last save point before i got this stop resisting high and tight haircut i can’t be seen like this man
>>226141481for me?SELASSIE i DEE FIRSTEEEEESHH
>>226141751are you Hank Hill?
>>226141542she likes to eat butt
>>226141754Better pack an umbrella or two, safe travels to you
for me?anastasia kobekina
I don't like city builders but they have all the interesting settings I want to play in
Who can I blame
i wish i was cate blanchett
SENDIN' OUT AN SOSSENDIN' OUT AN SOS SENDIN' OUT AN SOS SENDIN' OUT AN SOS
>>226141815oh, that's totally the type you see in the street all the time here, tho that's not really my type too
$1,759 marble
I don't understand people who seek out attention like it's a form of sustenance, and they'll physically suffer if they don't get a certain amount of it each day. I don't mind if someone gives me attention, it can be nice if it's not too much, but I'm fine going unnoticed for days or weeks at a time too. Is this what being asexual is like? Am I deficient in a core human property and missing out? Or are those people insane childhood molestation victims.
>>226141809No sign of hail from what I can see. Cold front passed through without stopping. We will keep your warning in mind, thanks
I’m white
>>226141839I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY I HOPE THAT SOMEONE GETS MY MESSAGE IN A BOTTLEMESSAGE IN A BOTTLE OOOO
9.25" marble, $30k
>>226141877thats a radio classic
>>226141886That could be a yes album cover
some normalniggers are lurking outside and i have to incelwalk past them to get to my car. the thought of it gives me incelanxiety
>>226141599Terrible flashback to the time I visited my 2nd cousin. He was wearing a giant Ninja Turtles t-shirt that was super long, but no pants. He had a boner and would run around the basement chasing me and his sister while screaming loudly. When he couldn't catch us he'd jump on the bed with his boner flailing and the shirt bouncing up over it yelling "COME AND GET ME!"
whats yalls favorite apple i like pink lady
>>226141943>he'd jump on the bed with his boner flailing and the shirt bouncing up over it yelling "COME AND GET ME!"based as heck
>>226141950cosmic crisp
>>226141922have you tried kissing them
THEY GROW WEARY
>>226141950golden delicious
>>226141950envygreen apples are universally shit
>>226141943Power move
>>226141943>ai pepe
>>226141987vanilla of apples
youtu.be/Hbr_BbLJp0kfav form of apple is cinnamon apple sauce
My parents have marble countertops at their house, but I've never seen a marble big enough to cut sheets from it like that. The marble must've been the size of Pluto or something
niggas really in here with opinions about apples
>>226142007I wouldn't say that, that would be >>226141966
I’m pigeon chested
>>226142012i mean this sincerely, if you don't have opinions about apples you are unamerican.
>>226141950Red delicious, unironicallyA lot of varieties seem too sweet
>>226142009They call it apple sauce but it's rarely used as a sauce for anything. It's basically just eaten straight out of the jar with a spoon. Imagine doing that with tomato sauce? Or alfredo? Or some PF Chang's General Tsao chicken sauce? INSANE. But when it's apple sauce somehow it's perfectly acceptable.
>>226142010richie rich over here
Wypipo can name all the varieties of apples
>>226142023fuck off cosmics are great. they're crisp and just a little sour. idiot. poultroon.
>>226142054you can't even buy a new house without granite or quartz counter tops as standard fare, marble is a slight upcharge so you can have a less durable material with more maintenance.
it all seems pointless
>>226142049>Red deliciousthose are nasty, apples are supposed to be sweet!!
I’m a cunt
>>226142086*schniiiifffffffff*
>>226142058sovl
mountain jew mad because the murder jew called him out for liking the normiest ass cartoon ass put it on the teachers desk ass worm in it ass pie on the windowsil ass apple so he shits on me about it. fuck you.
>>226142065I mean, what did I even say, except that they're the standards. They must've been Jerry Garcia's favs tho, going by the name!
>>226142095This man brutalizes everyone who works in customer service in his town.
cornpop was a bad dude
>>226142095i'd love to smash all these stupid apples with a mallet
>>226142086*Devours you*
suicide by hanging, my destiny, soon
Pushed a massive turd twixt my cheeks just now
>>226142116he was just jealous the black kids didn't want to feel the hair on HIS legs
Charlie Kirk's wife has a black boyfriend now wtf
>>226141349Kinda weird how monkeys just have 4 hands
>>226141848ummm im talking about music not looks, you chauvinist pig
sex with women, my destiny, soon
>>226142105That's why you stay on Big Tom's good side ya hear
>>226142012It's just my gangstalkers
yoooooooooooo
>>226142134got me therebut would you not want to form another Kingdom of Lindsey Island in her arsingtonshite?
>>226142123You won't do it because then you would have to stop bitching and crying and finally take actionFind somewhere else to pollute with your bullshitNigger
this is now a party
witness me prowling
Its over for timmy
>>226141839>>226141877>more loneliness than any man can bear...
>>226142123Do it then nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DcVwd31uC0
Someone I live with has 4 3D printers all wifi connected and they crash the internet multiple times per day when he runs them.
>>226142157kirkenguinely sad
I remember Seinfeld had a comedy bit where he said suicidal people are a bunch of losers who are weak
>>226142157>>226142129This happened to destiny while hes still alive
I'm a wifi truther. Those wifi waves are cooking our testicles folks. If you're not shielding your junk with double-sided aluminum you're going to end up a tranny
im a big apple eater but dinne ken anyfing bout the different kinds tho im fairly sure ive tasted types of apples that like i thought taste better den others. but dinnae rember any details
No one asked chud
>>226142200sounds like some kind of scammer.
>>226142159phwoar may hefta steal that phrase
>>226142236It happened while destiny was still in the room
am nae chudi never haff chuddedin the words of travis bickle fae taxi driver
The mighty Fuji san is the most honorable of all apple varietalsFolded over 10,000 times by japanese botanists
I should work out.
Almost all of America's problems have been caused by allowing nons into the country for cheaper labor, from the slaves to the hombres to the jeets
>>226142263kek why dinnae show the show more bitkek is she mental?
>>226142277
>>226142263inb4 this guy gets 1,000x more pussy than he could've ever hoped for
>>226142280One of the most mentally ill women on twitter and that's saying something
my favorite futa stories are the ones where the girl grows a dick and experiences a male orgasm for the first time and gets frustrated at the fact that she was missing out all this time
>>226142335Women orgasms are better because they're full body
>>226142335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mop96CpCQ6s
>>226142345is there a problem nigga
I like trannies but not futas. That shits gay
>>226142335this you? >>226142361
>>226142344i feel like this is a lie and women just like overromanticize sexuality in a kind of pretentious way
>>226142335My favourite is when they cume from both their dick and pussy at the same time
>>226142394is there something so wrong with falling in love?
>>226142277human society has simply become gradually more unstable after the abolishment of slavery.
aint no bussy when she gone
What is the point of a social network if you can't post whatever you want?
>>226142451coffeesissy's little clitty leaking when a teachad walks into the room
>>226142451My asshole
Beauty and the BeastJoe the LionSense of DoubtSons of the Silent AgeBlackoutSecret Life of ArabiaMoss GardenNeukoeln"Heroes"
>>226142451sent that freak flying
>>226142369
>>226142447my facebook would be a lot different if my family weren't judgy christcucks
I think im over my beta sissy phase
Niggers tongue my anus
>>226142494finally out of the egg? congrats !!
I’m betting the over
>>226142466Expressogods forget "people" drink tea sometimes
>>226142495god bless
>>226142495Why would anyone want that
futa cock generaltake your trannies to brit
>>226142559hes an addict
Peppermint schnapps
done my goon sesh early so maybe i can do something productive with the rest of the evening (i won't)
Got to the Frieren episode where she shows her soles
can't stop gooning
surprised that famous dwarf that walked bob dylan out on stage didnae come out of woodworks to try make sum money from his meme fame
>>226142495How about white women tongueing BBCs anuses
>>226142675Peni don't have ani
>>226142549corr gud film jeremiah johnson i finkused tae have it in the backlogs hut wuality was terriblr so nae morr
I look a lot like Robert Redford
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBAWL?!
I think my favorite non-North American Anglophones are South Africans
>>226142673he did, Ariel Pink's ginger bigtitted ex-gf made some videos with him, errr Charlotte Ercoli Coe, the breakup was really contentious
Watching cops shooting dogs compilation
>>>/gif/31403484Ok this is hot as fuck
>>226142731Sharlto Copley kind of sounds New Zealander to me
It would seem certain policies have been relaxed on hailuo.
>>226142788i can self suck. i simply choose not to.
racist DEVILS making monkey noises toward the residence of an urban studenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d78pRETG7s8
>>226142788looks like a geodude who went through 5 porn filters
>>226142717jeez, you must pull a lot of girlsI don't even know whether he was Irish or Anglo, but that was a true Briton...tho Britons can also be Mr. Bean
>>226142819fuck thats so hot. i love racist white girls
I mean, in an American context
>>226142819BBC correction needed
>>226142731i like anglo souf african accent too. its weird how i fink of it as like an anglo commonwealth accent (canadian is nat included) but its like from dutch or summat.
alright, you know, I got too defensive from posting on /brit/, to geeked out and factual, I don't wanna cramp this thread's style
redditjeet on a tear tonight
Favorite porn category GO!
>>226142827mr beans a chad. english comedian james acaster's gf left him to be wiv mr bean who is like 20 years older kek.mr beans bio very english but he looks a bit med to mevery swarthy
>>226142883Didn't rowan crash a mclaren f1 and the factory rebuilt it for him?He is a leg
>>226142874sears catalogue
I've jerked my tiny shrimpy so much I can't feel anything when I touch it
>>226142883well yeah of course, thousands of years ago people came to Britain from North Africa via Spain, and so you've got people like John Cale and Atkinson, Brand today
the kino begins now
being a chud is a cool but lowkey having friends is enjoyable
>>226142902wdym he is a leg
>>226142883>english comedian james acaster's gf left him to be wiv mr bean who is like 20 years older kek.also, wow
Every time a white person has ever been racist to me on the internet (I'm chi), I disarm them easily with jokes. All we really need to do is be nice to each other, it's really that simple.
>>226142935lej (legend)
>>226142926All of my friends are chuddier than me
oh legend i guess
>>226142955nice lolloved that series
>>226142935>>226142940>>226142945
were all hooked up to our kino stations about to watch this kino
Peppermint Plapps
Leg so hotHot hot legLeg so hot you fry an egg
Original soiface
i did not like marathon man or straw dogs.
>>226143000What streamers do you watch
>>226143024what about matchstick men and reservoir dogs
>>226143041it's no 12 angry men or snow dogs
>>226143024Straw Dogs is one of my favorite movies, what other movie crosses gothic horror with what would later become the action movie blockbuster, and a lot of the dialogue is great too, tho a lot of the acting is wooden, and the action almost uniformly, cause this was 1971
https://voca.ro/1eHrrbgZdAJ2
>>226143024corrrr susan george
oh and wake in fright was boring too
I got dat SUPER GHOST CORPSE AIDS weed pack
>>226143082>t. didn't loike da Yabba
>>226143082its meant tae be watched wiv a 12 pack of newcastle brown and sum greasy steak and chips
you know when you call someone a “real trooper” the phrase is actually “real trouper” as in like a member of a performing troupe. sounds really faggy i’m glad trooper won out it sounds like gi joe
You look like this
I'm thinking about serving in the IDF
Where's glowing?Is he ok?
>>226143101I had no ideaI've had Floating Weeds on the HD for decades, people say it's great but I've never seen it
>>226143106would be a lot more fun than serving in the ukrainian legion but a lot less popular socially
>>226143103I am 6'2'' and I weigh 220 pounds tho
>>226143111*glowieffs
>>226143120If you think bombing children is fun
>>226143138yeah i’m an american
how else do you think I can engage in this insane pattern of drug abuse while staying alive and even somewhat healthy, I am a big man
https://youtu.be/hmRj4GUVQL4
>>226143103reporting you for cyberbullying and doxxing me
>A Jewish-American orthopedic surgeon who volunteered at the European Hospital in Khan Yunis testified about treating young children and toddlers with single or multiple high-velocity gunshot wounds to the chest and head, describing them as precision-targeted. Dozens of healthcare workers signed joint accounts published in the New York Times Doctor Interviews corroborating patterns of preteen and young children admitted with single bullet wounds to the head or chest.
>>226143103fucked up thing is i actually do
>>226142803not big enough
>A Venezuelan migrant stole from a store in Chicago
>>226143202ggs that was me
ChatGPT, generate a photorealistic image of a yellow lab puppy wearing a poorly made Eevee cosplay.
spread his cheeks
>>226143215Damn feels bad to be americanSo does that mean they aren't coming here?
this kino is straight up banging yo
>>226143278https://youtu.be/BFkry3zzutI
I really didn't mean to be the bane of this thread again, I wanted to hold that off until next weekend, but I felt kind of poorly cause of a lingering lung infection that had almost passed, so I decided to drop six pills of Tootsie B in roughly three hour increments and drink 2 bottles of wine instead!
>>226143215I saw this posted in the normiesphere and even the jeets were saying that new subway line is really short and this is a bullshit comparison, with some jeets arguing with them in the replies over losing izzat in front of foreigners lol
>*African accent* *tsssst* Dis nigga!
Who said you can fish here?
>>226143345it's like I'm the Vvervvulf!
would
>>226142906>sears cataloguefor me it was the christmas special edition with the expanded lingerie section.
Im circumcized and dont have a small penis. About 20cm long infact.
>>226143387Me is bigger than yours
>>226143387absolutely ancient mesoamerican temple statuary tier
Should the suicidal anons in here just volunteer for Ukraine?
>>226143401Mine* ggFunny picture for context
Brekkie
>>226143428Thirdiemaxxing
>>226143412If you were really suicidal you would volunteer for russia lol
>>226143412Honestly anything is better than dying like a bitch ass nigga due to suicide
>>226143415What is that bottom panel a trace of?It looks so familiar but i cant place it
>>226143428Eggs are chicken's period blood don't eat eggs they're unfertilized fetuses
I heard that putin might expand the invasion to the Baltics that would be insane if he actually did
>>226143451I hope he does just so we can tell Europe that it's their problem lmao
>>226143451Not my problem.
>>226143451I don't think that's very likely right now, Berlin was up in arms like last year about the possibility, but Russia seems like a paper tiger, doesn't it? I think that's plain to see right now.
>>226143451
>>226143445>unfertilized>fetusesAnon...
>>226143462Europe sent troops when America used Article 5 thoughever
>>226143511Don't remember asking
>>226143451We've been hearing that since 2022, 2 more weeks o algo
>>226143531It doesn't happen until it happens, then something happens
New>>226143592
Last /cum/?I think we should call it here
>>226143562Any day now the wunderwaffe will be released, winning the war and expanding into the Baltics... 2 more weeks...
>>226143600Well we aren't going to use that African edition are we?
>>226143616I don't think soGood night old friend
creampies!
>>226143631G'night pal
>>226143602Apparently the new development is that they're going to bomb bridges or something
