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Before you have sex with a woman, ask yourself if she will be a good mother to your future children.
anime
>>226146002Left one would be for 100% sure
>>226146002
>just saw a cricket hop under my bedIt's so over
>>226145878>I want to visit Transnistria for similar reasons, although it's much easier to enter than NKYeah it's cool because it's frozen in time from the early 1990s. It's the last proper post-Soviet shithole doing the 1993 larp.NK ironically seems less risky these days though becaues of the war.
niggas be like"eek, a bug the size of my finger!" *pisses pants*
>>226146037he, newest duke of your underbed space, on the other hand, feels that he is so back.
>>226146063No dude I'm pissed because it's going to start chirping and I'll have to hunt it down
>>226146037The spiders will take care of it
everybody STFU, I'm watching anime
>>226146113WHAT ANIME, anon?
>>226146131ichigo marshimaru
Currently listening to a K-pop song and losing my shit because the background has a guy wailing in auto tune like Filthy Frank https://youtube.com/watch?v=IHF3LbyjTeY&
>K-pop
>>226146066>Duke of my underbed spaceI'm the King of this domain and I will vanquish this usurper>>226146078I hope so
im hungry as a mothafucka
>>226146246Lmao
why is /cum/ always dead when I get off workbuncha clock in clock out early to rise ninnies if you ask me
>>226146318This joint is normalfag central
>>226145971azula a best
>>226146335If I ever wind up in a Chinese honeypot situation Avatar cosplay will be mandatory before I give up any info
hello sirs good morning how do i do land in a case 1 recovery with mother
What need is there to weep over parts of life? The whole of it calls for tears.
dumb peanutposter
Sup fags? Just got off a 3 day.
>>226146461what did you do to upset the janjan
>>226146461I love you
Kim Jong Poon, Supreme Leader of that puhhh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sjGBXckGB4
Edible feels like I swallowed a black hole. I think its working
>>226146483Got cited for racism.
>>226146629
>Billionaire tax measure on California ballot defeatedWhat a fucking slave goy nation
>>226146616You never hear from Gary Glitter these days, I wonder why?
>>226146647I was shocked too, I voted for 40 and expected everyone else my age to do the same
>>226146647
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPObodmCX70
>>226146647>NOOOOOOOOO!!!>YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE EUROPE!!!!>DONT YOU KNOW EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE JUST LIKE US!!!!!
>>226146727>>YOU HAVE TO BE LIKE EUROPE!!!!95% White?
https://youtube.com/shorts/ubwlCMWLoXcthis is uswe should all go to japan together we would slay
>>226146848why is this guy so desperate for attention that he is zooming in on people from under his armpit when they are clearly not even looking at him lol
americans, what do you like about life in your country?
Capitalizing white is just as cringe as capitalizing black and you're a nigger brained faggot if you do it unless it's actually a proper noun.
>>226146932double cheeseburgers, national parks, video games and baseball
>>2261469322nd chances.That's about all that is left.
>>226146932Great food and a diverse assortment of women (I'll never have the latter so the former comforts me)
just got called "so hot" by an urkelkin on grindr who said he wants to fuck me missionary
LEAD ME TO THE SLAUGHTER
Yeah, this one's unsalvageable. Good night retards. I hope at least a couple of you aspirare a fatal amount of vomit in your sleep.
>>226146965hell yeah dude
>>226146991*vomits all over you pillow and hides it inside the pillwocase*
>I'm a toxic bitch>Soy un toxico puto
Billions must die
mommy i got lso grade c 3ptsl egiw wire 3 that means i passed
https://youtu.be/ctVrpQ-orss
>>226146932It's easy to change, to reinvent yourself however you want
I cannot take being an Indian. I seriously do not get how you guys are ok with living as a curry. It's excruciatingly painful, but all of you act like everything is fine.
Mr. Hegseth, the Secretary of Defense, has my respect.He fought in several wars as a soldier and also studied at Harvard University. He’s a superman.
>>226148242existed in warzone (without war) award
“For every eight guys who retire in this trade, only one guy picks it up. The whole industry is in danger.”“Wow. Would you hire me? I’d love to learn it.”“Absolutely not.”
Procreational sex with Ty Lee
is it true black american girls have a fetish about being the first black girl for a white boy
>>226148854No
I endured. Isn’t there something to be said about that
Fell asleep with the lights on award
No man is free who is not master of himself
>>226149250For some reason I can't sleep w/ my bedroom light on, but I can sleep during the day ezpz.
Good thing I'm brown and only the laws of nature apply to me.
Just Give Me Something To Break
>>226149509You can break my heart </3
i am booty man
>>226148242And yet he’s either a fucking moron whose recommendations to the POTUS are greatly contributing to the collapse of the American Empire, or he’s a blackmailed slave who’s being forced to do so
>>226145971test>>226145971
work is an unnatural task that requires young people to take part in a culturally constructed series of learning exercises that don’t fit with their impulses or interests
If there is no solution, there is no problem.
>>226150533Bet you thought this sounded smart.
>>226150637It is
>>226150533found the montenegrin apostle
>>226148263this
Let's all take an extra long lunch later and grab a bite at applebees
You can now get tranny pills in California easier than you can get whey protein
Cleaned my nasty ass room. Feels cathartic
>>226149739If you can make money without work, no one's going to complain
>>226146932The environment desu
Mankind is unkind, man
>>226146957You should learn to ride and get a motorcycle. Bitches love motorcycles
my sister opened a vinyl record she received by delivery and read the booklet instantly and she gasped and almost squealed when she turned a page i looked over it seems she was looking at a boy but she quickly turned the booklet away from my view when i looked. she was almost literally like AWOOOOOGA you could see it on her face. i dont know what record it was at all not even the band but the colour of it was blue and orange
Champagne & reefer
coffee and meds
lots of gigantic trucks rolling around in the suburbs nowadays, i don't remember that from when i was growing up.
>>226152075Jeets love living in rat warren new developments
I am bongzilla
I can't find any gen 3 g17s from leo trade inOnly geb 4 and 5 cheap
>>226152029Love the Bongzilla cover of this song.https://youtu.be/P2Qj7oiw8Fg>>226152045Nice. I took my meds already and I had a big cuppa earlier. Been up since 10pm. Gotta piss.>>226152260Nigga you read my mind!!!!!!
>>226152273Come to Bloor & landsdowne we'll share a reefer brother
>medsReal meds or anti depressants lol?
for me, kat kong
Just pulled a yuge piece of wax out of my ear.
for me, it's king dong vs dongzilla rumble in my butthole
bluesday
must have dongzilla in my kongkilla iykwim
Dogberg is enjoying her walk
>>226152393>hugo award finalistI wonder...
>>226152562>I wonderWhat could be better?Nothing. The hugos were rigged
hello
woke up at 9:15 am award
>>226152822>East Coast lol
>>226152822Why so late
>>226152931i was very sleepy
We have an atmospheric river coming our way
>>226152969time to go atmospheric river rafting
Why is Stephen Millers wife brown colored?
>>226146932Nothing it's a degenerate shithole that needs to be subverted and burned down from top to bottom.
It just keeps getting worse
>>226153380And what are you doing to make it better?
>>226153393There's nothing I can do
>>226153403Not with that attitude
>>226153403If Charles Manson can have a large sex harem of crazy girls while being a peniless unemployed loser on LSD, then so can you. Chin up, go form a cult
>>226146932Our national park system is one of the oldest and most unique in the world. Real estate and fuel are generally cheaper than in Europe.Also every state is different - it's interesting to drive an hour away and see a place with different quality schools or infrastructure and zoning or environmental laws
>>226153380Snopes said this is false
>>226153431>it's interesting to drive an hour away and see a place with different quality schoolsYes i too love driving to browntown and seeing where my tax dollars get wasted
>>226153427I don't have the crazy eyes rizz of Manson
>>226153495If you pay a lot of taxes but schools are crap it's probably because they're badly run or the "administrators" get $150k salaries while the teachers get $40k and have to but their own supplies.
>>226153427>>226153525Manson was a CIA mindcontrolled spook.
>>226153540urban schools are bad because the students are hopelessly worthless
>>226153342How is that mf only in his 30s?
>>226153669He's 40
>>226153669Medbeds
>>226153557False, i won't take this anti-Mason slander. In this house Manson was a hero and that's final
>>226153540True, but if you even dare to suggest cutting back those parasitic administrator's you are a bad guy cuz muh think of the children
birds fighting outside my window
benus milk
>>226153540>or the "administrators" get $150k salaries while the teachers get $40k and have to but their own supplies.This is everything with the government now, it's the admin and managerial class taking a bajillion dollars out of the budget without doing anything.
>>226153342They are both Jewish, and Jews are brown, although she seems to be particularly brown for a Jew; almost Indian-looking
i’m too unique to pay rent
'People have beautiful things to say about you, but you must die first. "-Dostoevsky
>>226154434Healthcare and universities are both particularly affected by this bloated admin problem
you ever french a ladyfeel her tongue
drinking coffee
>>226154591im a khhv volcel
>>226154556Jews have a lot of weird phenotypes, for years I thought this singer was some hapa mutt but she's 100% Jew on her mother's side & has a White American dad.
>>226154584You see this all the time in Canada, hospitals are just money pits for the admin staff. They add billions to the healthcare system every year and none of that trickles down to patient experience.
I love when it's cold because I don't need to use ice cubes
>>226154654>for years I thought this singer was some hapa muttKhazars basically are Hapas
>>226154759>this weirdo is also 100% jew and not hapaYou ain't neva lied!
>>226154801Herro prease
>>226154877Mikey, ti amo Tesoro mioI kiss ur full body
>>226154877She really fell off...
>>226146447Indeed
I've got whore fatigue.
what the deuce big dog
>>226155098ThisMe tooI've been on Twitter cuz /int/ is so slow now and all I see are whores attentionwhoring
>>226154989is she doing anything else now?
AP Exam 2032:When AI Theo Von said Nigga Its Over, how would you think Hawk Tuah would feel about that? The Costco guys?;Write an essay that argues your position on the extent to which Theo Von's "Its over position" is valid.
>>226155229She was in that Zuckerberg movie sequel
>>226155177Hi
We’re so back
>>226155283Ours was should they discontinue the penny. Such cases
up in the club fuck you and who the fuck you came with
>>226155283Today I will remind them what a rural Kentucky exam looked like over 100 years ago
>>226155318Lutherburger bros we did it!
>>226146037what kind? the little ones that peep every two seconds all night long? the BBC ones as big as your thumb? or do you have these fuckers in pic related that hop around like spastics and have prickly legs
>>226155318lol "BREAKING:" like wtf I guess for people who play the stocks it makes sense idk
>>226146647The day billionaires start getting taxed is the day politicians stop getting rich, so it's never going to happen.
>>226155346>it makes sense idkWhat about it doesn't make sense to you
These were falling from a palm looking tree, asked what they and was told they were edible, I said you first, not bad
>>226155340We don't have these imc
>>226155389Deez nuts
Thought I had a bad tooth all of a suddenTurns out no, my front sinuses are just SO swollen from a week of being sick that now they're pressing into the root structure of one of my molars. It hurts worse when I clear my left nostril than when I bite down. Damn that's annoying I've had this cold for a week now and I have to deal with this after the five days of closed sinuses and unbearable throat painFucking bastard viruses
>>226155389Is that a loquat?
>>226155301there's a new faceberg movie?
>>226154673>>226154584Samefag bait
>>226155454They did give me a name , orange inside, it fibrous and super sticks, semi sweet These guys need a home, they are good dogs and listen to common commands
>>226155515Pendejo. Are you meeting up with that Aussie chick?
>>226155440A few years back, I got an extremely bad sinus infection that just would not go away. My sinuses were all clogged up with extreme pressure, and couldn’t drain. I tried a bunch of different home remidies, some medications, and nothing worked. Eventually, I went to some ramen restaurant with a friend, and got some sort of Chinese noodle soup dish that was loaded up with a shitload of chili and garlic. All of a sudden, my sinuses opened up like a tap, and all the pressure was relievedAmusingly, that restaurant later shut down during the George Floyd era because it was owned and operated by libtarded Wypipo, and they got accused of cultural appropriation, so they issued a tearful apology, and closed
>>226155499Yes. The Social Reckoning, it got bad reviews
>>226155515Oops they didn't give a name These guys were looking at me funny, again ..
>>226155507
>>226155545I spent Halloween with her, and one beach day, then she wanted to stay at my house but her parents said NO, even though they both know me and kike me, I even hang with her dad more than here Jose off to work
>>226151161Flavored zyns and menthol ciggies are banned too. Living in this state is a constant humiliation ritual.
everyone that makes less than 80 USD per hour should lose their job gonna be real with that one
Paul McCartney is now a billionaire. Hippie billionaire
>>226155507Nigga nobody would even samefag such a mild set of posts
They understand, and act on per capita when it suits them
>>226155620Kike lol, like
I wonder if he's the retard who doesn't understand what an early thread is
>>226155645Nice job switching vpns
>>226155643How about Paul McFartney
/pol/tard hour
China does not idenitify judaism as a religion. What does this mean? Should China be reported for antisemitism?
>>226155651For me? It’s Kike Hernandez
Do not ride these buses on a hot day, you can't even imagine the smell
>>226155702>Should China be reported for antisemitism?If you want to report an entire foreign state to the ADL, you're welcome to. Not sure what that accomplishes but go right ahead lol
>>226155706I've never seen anybody with that name here, it's pronounced keykay, and I have met a yaya and a naynay, no idea on spelling
>>226155650The UK is so weird because they are still 100% doing this muh heckin' anti-semitism gimmick like it's 2015 or something but also going all in on islamist subversion at the same time.
>>226155706kike is a diminutive of enrique
>>226155702>the Chinese government only registers and permits five official religions: Buddhism, Taoism, Islam, Protestantism, and CatholicismJust knock the mahometanism off and that's a pretty based list ngl
>>226155643I wonder if a hippie billionaire feels any cognitive dissonance. Like he spent his youth preaching radical equality and shit and now has more wealth than some countries put together
>>226155817Every boomer still thinks they are part of the counter-cultural even as they are wealthy and the powerful establishment
Hey, the USA-->MEX expat is back, lol.
>>226155758I can audibly hear how low your IQ is
>>226154584>>226154673>Canada has 10 times as many health-care administrators as Germany, even though Germany has twice the population of Canada.>This is a glimpse at their respective ratios of health-care bureaucrats to populations:>Canada has one healthcare administrator for every 1,415 citizens. Germany: one healthcare administrator for every 15,545Insane stuff when you actually look into this
>>226155556Kek what kwabsI was going to avoid the mildly spicy meatballs and pasta microwave meal at work tonight over fears it would make me cough even more, but now I'm thinking maybe it can exorcise the demon still intermittently blocking up my ear on that side even now that my nose is mostly clear and my throat hurts lessI think I've started to run a mild fever today, AFTER the main drama is done, it's very weird. If not for my sense of taste I'd think I caught another misc COVID strain
>>226155894Uh so explain what you mean by "reporting" a nation's gov, report to who, you dumbfuck
Kys gangstalker
>>226155955i think, just my theory, that it was a joke or humorous remark, not to be argued seriously. maybe
>>226155914So true
>>226155974Stop moving around so frequentlyIt's a bitch to coordinate with everyone
>>226155991It's a shit joke that doesn't work. I expect a written apology on my desk by the end of the hour
AI photos really love Christmas trees for some reason. If you see a Christmas tree there's a 90% chance it's AI
18-19 year old Canadian twinks and femboys be like: "Ugh my butt smells like waffles rn~ >w<"
Who was in the wrong here?
>>226156117Surprised they didn't arrest who ever in the military said sex work wasn't heckin' valid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXl0nMLIUsU
timtim... I.. I-I want you to plunder my rancid gaping ass UwU~~
>>226156020>https://www.sunshineliststats.com/ontario/employers/ontario-health/?sort=salary&order=desc&page=1>looks at the second name who doesn't even have a real job title despite being the second highest paid Health worker in the entire provinceReally makes you think, doesn't it?
>>226156117I don’t really understand hiring prostitutes. I don’t think I’d even fuck her for free, like even with no effort at all on my part, and she’s coming onto me
>>226156227What's up redditjeet? You good lately?
>>226156232>I don’t really understand hiring prostituteswhat, and leave your mom out of work????
>>226156232Beggars can't be choosers chud
It's okay to just admit that you're jealous of me
winter needs to hurry up and kill all the foliage so i don't have to listen to these FUCKING leaf blowers anymore. completely ruined summer for me.
>nature and arborial beauty? YAH KILL IT
>>226156117>sex workerHate this term so much it's unreal
>>226156251That's him done up then
>>226156272
>>226146002Before you have sex with a woman, dig two graves. One for the possible future child who gets aborted, and one for yourself after you get raped by child support / divorce court
bad vibes in /cum/ rn
Canadian bois be like: "Buddy, my butt does not smell like Saskatoon berry pie >.<. You can't be goin' around sayin' stuff like that :c"
>>226156385*shits in your mouth*
>>226156404Careful, fags are into that
CaliGODS we are feasting
Gilchrist is such a badass last name
Can't we just delete fags
>>226156456
>>226156385they do be like that
>>226156432Where the fuck are you, up north? It's fucking 80°
>>226156431Well you oughta know, sweetie.
>>226156471enjoy your santa ana winds, chump
>>226156432I follow a different path
>>226156479Nigga talking about man ass for months, now he's trying to be a wiseguy
>>226156486916 ahh nigga
in nowhere
>>226156432Feasting on mud cakes after the raind takes out a thousand hillsides?
>>226156520530
>>226156533Vibrant Haitian culcha, wypipo don't season dey dirt
Women should have sex with me
>>226156479lol
>>226156536Oh you're REALLY up there. Nigga probably gets mistaken for an Oregonian, lmao
>>226156547No
locals on facebook were not happy with the diwali celebrations
>>226156587its a big area code but it extends all the way to tahoe
>>226156536are you in mr bungle territory
>>226156606The one where they throw color dust is so much worse
>>226156606>Indian holidays solely consist of crowds littering everywhere and making loud noises all nightSuch an unpleasant people
I don't think I've ever seen a Haitians cock. Not that I'd go looking for that kind of thing, it's just in all the time I been watching porn I don't think I ever seen one where the dude is Haitian
>>226156617You're not kidding. I actually committed retail fraud in Yuba City one time years ago when I went up north
>>226156666extremely random names to mention. I only know paradise exists because of their massive fire years back, and I dont know a single person who lives in or visits woodland
I'm actually taking a semester off from Hustler's University to go backpacking around France
>>226156628
>>226156700>Davis Always reminds me of this>I'll come to you!
>>226156633my gfs ex was haitian do you want me to ask her about it for you
>>226156753I mean, if you're not busy and stuff.... I mean no, that's ok, forget it
Frutiger Aero Hitler
>>226156751or as I call it, Manureville(its an agricultural college town)
In the early 2010s, I was a kid and played CS 1.6 on my parents weak laptop.It was so bad that fps could drop to 30-40 fps merely because of the chat writings or smoke grenades. I had to turn off chat and put the smoke settings as low as possible to maintain 100 fps.
What the hell do I hear about uh some tech guy having an affair with some Chinese spy?
i remember when knowledge of 'hella' arrived here in the wheat fields
>>226156628yeah white people never have edm laser and drug festivals and sporting events that look like disaster areas in the aftermath
>>226156900"Hella" is from Nor Cal and should've stayed there
I dont and have never said 'Hella'coastie filth
>>226156904Typically street shidding isn't part of the festivities
>>226156904Who's side are you on, anyway?
>>226156904>attempting to regain izzatDamn India must have a lot of EDM shows then, in every single village and corner of the country!
If the ccp offered me Chinese pussy on a platter I'd turn over every state secret without hesitation
>>226156939It's hella old now, it started in the 90s in the Yay Area (Bay area)
>>226156904>festivals and sporting eventsso places that have paid staff who clean up after the guests go home.
Do you ever feel zesty?
San Francisco Gay Area
>>226156869Here you go, you round-eyed fuck
>DEM BOYZ FRUM VALLEJO
i was bannend on pol for no reason at all. Just because i showed the whole evilness what is going on now in Europe. Americans were the only people who supported my thread. God bless the white european christian american livestock that still remains in the US and A....
>>226156985nigga your state secrets wouldnt be worth half a bag of corn chips
>>226157004public beaches have those too my shutin friend
>>226157076its always funny to me how vallejo is a crime ridden shithole and then theres a fucking yacht club right next to the ferry terminal
>>226156536Rural chads vs urban virgins
>>226156984Is that why the air is so hazy? Fog machines still on from the last nights partay?
>>226157097You don't know that
>>226157106Let's see India's public beaches then...
>>226156746Motherfuckers! They were warned about fireworks!
Edp445 was based
>>226157139DAS RIGHT
>>226157122The Elite, uh, find a way..
>>226156958im just tired of hearing about jeets every single fuckin day. we get it they suck and you dont like them theres a whole board to be an obsessed faggot and kill yourself on. i miss when the glowniggers were scared of china and we had to hear about chinks constantly. hurr durr youre a jeet post hands suck my dick agent gomez.
>>226157151Colonialism forced us to poop on the beaches. It's systemic chud
>>226157106never seen ANYONE working at the beach besides the lifeguards. not even the snack bar ever has anybody manning it.
>>226157172Relax tranny your axe wound is dilating it's going to be ok. Breath in and out nice and slow
>saar please don't be insulting us and don't forget to tipDo jeets really?
>>226157264Uber Jeetshttps://youtu.be/p7MSLYErCOU?si=L8oqifNENSlLOFlR
>>226157218busco beach in bumfuck nowhere north carolina doesnt count jamal
>>226157299I don't know how that video is still up after 2 years
>>226157312>>226157312New
>>226157228cant wait til ice comes to your abuellas house.
