realistic angry birds edition
scotland rulezengland droolz
Most British women have never pulled chad even in their youth
playing sims 4 shagging all the fit married women
cardi b - voice of the proletariatniki minaj - bourgeois
AIH.
might hop on sims
>>226156653None of this matters if you're ugly
>>226156640Did you make your character black?
>Government considers 'formal review' into David Walliams' OBE honourDoesn't seem fairHasn't been convicted of anything and has denied allegations and they're already removing his OBEEven Rolf Harris had to get convicted before they removed hisBizarre
>>226156653too obese me to pull off this look
millennials: i'm uglyzoomers: i have low smv i am a psl 4 with a poor gonial angle, long midface, scleral show and prey eyes
>>226156678they're trying to arday him
cody was right in the last threadliking autumn is not an american thing
>>226156685The second is also Millennials, and they're all the more pathetic for it.
>>226156674you need to go to the psychologist
>>226156685should have included negative canthal tilt in the zoomer speak
>>226156678burnham is obsessed with vibes and sheeeet
>supplement summer
nth for the holodem
>>226156653really want to see pics of dorks at uni trying to larp like 1920s people surviving the depression
I miss MSM. Just having it down there on the taskbar letting me know when someone logs on or messages me. Sharing what music I'm listening to. Changing my name to something rude and hilarious. Chatting shit and getting drunk with me online pals.Life was so much better then
Russell Brand genuinely did nothing wrong.He's a victim of cunt foids trying to get their moment of fame because of media manipulation.The word of a woman means absolutely nothing and this is something that every society in human history knew until the 19th century.Until men learn to stick together and beat women into submission, there will be many more innocent men persecuted.
Squeezed in a quick half marathon after work. The fog is no excuse for you layabouts
they linked up
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN8PAsMne/Drippy af
>>226156764
Pope's an American
>>226156778he was a majorly unpleasant personthey should kill him for that alone
toiling until 7 tonight lads
>>226156792
>>226156778this
>>226156778he raped a woman in the bum
>https://vm.tiktok.com/ZN8PAsMne/>Drippy af
>>226156842mental that. he could just go to a pub and find a girl who'd gladly take it up the arse
>>226156842didn't happen
>>226156833imagine the smell
>>226156842got a small willy though hasn’t he so it’s not that bad
>>226156842He did a different act while already in the sackThat's where it gets really really sketchyEvery single change in where your penis is needs permission to move apparently
just hacked the predownload and now im on level 5. u jelly??
>>226156833>plant sandwich
>>226156834We love him
>>226156833bowel cancer speed run
>>226156895no point trying to change it ladBritain is done, just accept itI just adopt a "not my problem" attitude towards everything now
>>226156882>he thrusted 15 times your honour when i only needed to cum in 14
>>226156895wtf
his willy was small therefore i retracted consentbut only after sex happened you see. but it still counts ok
>>226156827Not reallythe people persecuting him are far more odiousthe yookay state is staffed by the worst subhumans on earth
We will remember them.
all david walliams and russel brand need to do is come out and people would instantly buy it and forgive them
>>2261568048380083800
>>226156974white genocide
>>226156764>>226156804>>226156994bizarre
>>226156678he's a wrong-un but so far i see 2 actual crimesgroping a minor and grooming anotherhow is messaging 18 year old models and paying for them to have spa days and then hitting on them illegal?
Foid genocide. Genocide foids.
>>226156882That's a bit of an exaggeration however.
Leftypol hitting the griddy in tesco after seeing an interracial couple
>>226157018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wbld80NKFWU
keep on getting these clues, yet the mystery still remains
>>226157020
>>226156764that's my daughter
>>226157024
>>226156993They already used the gay card
>>226157039s
>>226157049embarrassing
>>226157069only just punishment is to make them have sex together
he’s me
*nasally english accent*oh no moy awse has fawen off
might get the skrillex on
>>226157049whys he brought his dinner out with him?
>>226157129he's cheeky
>>226157120Deadwood is great
what snackoids should i purchase
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kidwelly_sex_cultwtf how is this not more well known
>>226157158peanuts ok
>>22615712084 here. Hope we don't lose him as well before the years out
>>226157126WE THE WE THE BAD MAN
>>226157171it's a conspiracy theory rorke
>>226157049do you like penis and balls
someone looks at me and then says something to the person they're with and then they both look at me and laugh
>>226157175no thankyou
kid willy sex cultbit on the nose
>>226157155really is good
>>226157196need to invent a fucking cure they do
treating myself to a pie for dinner
Mad that prostitutes exist
Mad how many people are defending Russell Brand on here lol.He was an absolute cock and a predator who conveniently found God when the heat was on him.You'd have to be a total retard not to see through that charade
you ever see a black person from bristolmad when they have that accent
>>226157062Cute growing daughter
>>226157283shaking my head with a serious expression 2000s comedians needed to grow up
>>226157345what is in the word "predator"i dont see how it is different to a singleton whos hobby is flirting
>>226157062>>226157357actually bizaarre
looking for a funy post in the archive for 45 minutes and cant find the cunt
anime
>>226157402be the change you want to see in the world
Rorke wishing he got molested by David Walliams when he was 15
>>226157402which one i know them all
Does ziedy still post here? Haven't seen anyone talk about him in ages
>>226157402all mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3lbE-Hu8j8
>>226157444he does but he gets instabanned whenever he tries to do any of his gimmicks
>>226157444he gets banned every time he tries
>>226157283This highlights the arrogance of them all because there is no publicly aware reference point to this. It's just them making wink wink noncey private jokes with each other.
>>226157444Little freak got ejected becsuse his shit isn't allowed
>>226157466>>226157469Good
>>226157474think most people could work out what he meant
>>226157293Gala Pie is the one
Mousey fucks dogs
>>226157404Luv em x
>>226157523No mousey is the dog
yellow ziedbelgian eyes watching this thread right nowlurking in the dark... waiting...
celebrity drama is it?
mental how the past doesnt exist whatsoever and all it literally is is all just a collective organisation of neurons in the brain across the human racewhat was can never be again
>>226157549nah no women want him
>>226157533you actually have the brain of an indian it's absurd
>>226157517Had Walliams been recently accused of having sex with underage teens?
>>226157441matey said something like why do people care what happens to them when they die when i die i wouldnt care everyone could have a go on my arse if they want
>>226157576the past and the present and the future exist simultaneously ok
Autumn in Scotland || sleeper train, staying in a monastry & Hallowe'en
he should be allowed to post the horses
Is it okay if I make the gf wear a hijab or burqa for sex purely for sexual fetish reasons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWaOfSeh9C8
>>226157648someone's been watching facialabuse scene
>>226157396You wouldn't get it
>>226157648i don't know
>>226157646Mousey I'm begging you. Stop masturbating to bestiality porn and take a shower and brush your teeth.
>>226157617i only think the present exists ok because of quantum uncertainty
>>226157666I don't watch porn satan
>>226157672>Cute growing daughterfreak
>>226157677why? because you want to fuck him?
What's the border security like if you get the ferry from Belfast to Britain?Don't technically need a passport, but would you get checked at the port if you had a warrant for example?Asking for a friend. They're writing a novel. In Minecraft.
>>226157705you need help mousenonce
>>226157700It's her birthday x
>break room>canslad do you play video games?>y->ARE YOU GETTING GTA SIX ITS LIKE THE GREATEST GAME EVER YOU SHOULD GET IT>I might I'm still on two minds>the new lad keeps sperging the fuck out like going into unhealthly details oof how much he fucking knows and all the new shit>then stops and leaves>people start asking me 'what is GTA 6 and why is he acting like a child over it'I don't wnat to work here anymore
>>226157727pretty sure you need a passport since a few months ago
>>226157727better off getting on a small boat haha
>>226157757im putting it on the credit card
>>226157757Canslad I bought and downloaded GTA6 today.Can't wait.
Taking a 13 hour train to Scotland
didnt know they had video games in ireland. or internet. or electricity
>>226157757you are really fucking boring and unfunny please don't post hereno one likes you
My life is over
>>226157758A passport to go from one bit of the UK to another? Mental. Might pay for a smallboat.
>>226157785really?
>>226157768>>226157771>>226157789Probably will get it but the lad is like 30 years old sperging the fuck out to the point he's conteplating about 'how many ciivilians does it take to get the army to kill you'
Come and smileDon't be shyTouch my bumThis is lifeOohWe are the ummypopsWe are the ummypops
>>226157785dont look at their gdp per capita numbers lad
>A bin man is recovering after getting his arm trapped in his own bin lorry.
Fucking bitch Ruby Granger was gifted a stay at The Highland Club!!
>>226157831scrrsm
why would an escort get a 'rubber tooth'?
>>226157830doesn’t mean anything
The worst thing about being a 30 year old incel is that its not like nobody had approached by for sex. But it's only ever been men and trans women who came onto me so I said no, but like, what can you do eh?
>>226157862you an economist?
>>226157784If I could afford it I would love to experience that night train shit
>>226157885no just not a retard
>>226157800dont listen to that retard gerry there is not one thing stopping you from driving your minecraft car full of minecraft tnt over the minecraft channel
Charles Stephens is a darwin awards recipient despite having 11 children. make it make sense
Sir David Walliams VCSir Russell Brand VCSir Jason Arday VCIn Memoriam
>>226157794no it aint
>>226157929Sorry mate can't reply to you since I'm currently dead
>>226157896it is not an insignificant measure of a countrys wealth thoughbeit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uff7gVxcPoQ
>>226157913and no one on whatever committee decides that has ever had sex…really makes you think
yanited getting rid of the manager again. never heard that one before lol. yeah go on maybe 11th times the charm the 90s are right around the corner again. dogshit dead club
reminder gyaldempedo grooms children online with other nazi weebs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westminster_paedophile_dossier
>>226157913Dying in a stupid way doesn't mean they don't breed. Rats breed. Doesn't mean they wouldn't all go jump in a bucket one after another
just bought a transberg's wilbert post surgery to get it stuffed and preserved as a dildo
I would happily give away all my companies secrets tbf
just witnessed a grangling outside tesco's
>>226157922That's the The Rt Hon. Jason Arday to you
Minestrone soup and sourdough bread for tea team
>>226157952it is when it tells you the average oirishman is worth 100k a year
>>226157832good for her, she deserves it
>>226157998Threw up in my mouth when I read this post
>>226157952there’s a correlational relevance but it’s often decoupled especially in ireland’s case
>>226158009your dads dead LMAO
where did i go wrong i sucked a willy somewhere alone in the bitterness
>>226157869>turning down trans womenthey are the highest jewel of any straight man a fit woman without the ugly vagina
>>226158009good soup that
>>226157997but the whole point about darwin is evolution which requires continuing your lineage. no one has 'failed' darwin or 'failed' evolutionarily just by dying. every organism dies. the key is whetehr you die without or without an heir
>>226158045something wrong with this image
>>226158009lushington
>>226158045roar
yer patters deed mawn
>>226158053do you have a hard time eating pickled mussels?
Do you feel lonely when you're alone?
the hinge profile: optimisedthe match conversations: planned outthe cock: ready for boing boing
>>226158039I don't care. If anything it's good because it excuses my mental health problems and living situation >>226158058Yeah it lovely. Love vegetables soup as well. Not a fan of tomato.>>226158066And it's 4x lush get it down you
>>226157794Ktim
>>226157913Darwin awards are reddit coded, given out so pretentious soft hearted neeks can pat themselves on the back
>>226158000yeah can't blame him really
>>226158098you really are just a grim masochistic freak arent you
>>226158119who is he
>>226158119larry david…
>>226158000the asian fanny
roger ebert was called that because he was really online . his real name was roger 'bert (née roger robert) and he was the inspiration for roger rabbit titular protaganist of who framed roger rabbit
She was 18 ya sick fuck!
>>226158045done me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BlGT8Ac2LsWhen the angel woos the clay, he'll lose his wings at the dawn of day
She's nuts
>>226158151is it sideways
>>226158137thought you were leaving forever
>>226158179god she’s ugly
fasted all morning. the breakfast/lunch?2 eggs and sliced tomato. couple slices of watermelon. multi and omega 3 down the hatch as well
time for dindins
>>226158092been enjoying my alone time actually
shes a horrible little girl
>>226158204Starvation diet
le foid tiktok
>>226158179grim woman.
>>226158000especially if the beneficiary was ccp. i wouldnt even need sex for that
From what I can gather, Walliams would message a lot of 15 - 16 year old girls, tell them they were special, then try to groom them and shag them. It seems he had a thing for girls age 15 - 20 more or less exclusively.But all over them were 16 or older at the time of they shagged, apart from one which was 15. And yes, he made out with the 15 year old when he was in his mid 30s, but he stopped when she asked him to.
>>226157533Looks like the former brass except she didn't have any tattoos
Anyone else feel like life has completely defeated them?Honestly don't care about anything at this point. Hate normies, hate women and I'm totally anhedonic.
>>226158233>yes, he made out with the 15 year old when he was in his mid 30s, butBrother, we already have 16 year old legal age
>>226158088i dont eat mussels so i wouldn't know
Got someone coming around to check the electric so mum is making me tidy the whole house
>>226158251son
>>226158214ill be having a massive post gymtoil meal with about a pound of chicken thigh, rice and black beans so not really
>>226157576the present is just a dream we all share
>>226158251Deserved but cowardly. The right to protect yourself extends to property if I'm not mistaken and getting this mixed up with governments ability to do that
>>226158261Would you let David Walliams bum you?
>>226158261You're a good son
>>226158252why did you reply to yourself
>>226158246yeah but im an alcoholic which i still enjoy. once my liver or pancreas goes and i cant drink anymore i really will have nothing to go on for
>>226158251>kicking a car >’YEAH KILL EM!’
>>226158233>>226158251I honestly don't see anything wrong with this
>Got someone coming around to check the electric so mum is making me tidy the whole house
>>226158287No>>226158288I'm a daughter
>>226158246Nope
>>226158303You're a yank which is far worse than being a tranny
i wish i'd been raped as a young unit would have made me grow up so i would have a wife and kids at this age
>>226158292he loves doing that doesnt hemakes it so fucking obvious everytime>>226158317go protest chik fil a you freak in a wig
>>226158207Her body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, 1 Corinthians 6:19
>>226158251>Don't kick my 10 foot truck
>>226158273Mexislop
>>226158313Spelunking
>>226158314Do you ever dress up like a Disney princess and then furiously masturbate yourself?
>>226158092no it's the only time I feel comfortable
LIL NAP THERENOTHING WRONG WITH THAT
>>226158207single mum core
>>226158313
>>226158342Truth bomb
Matthew 19:12For there are eunuchs who have been so from birth, and there are eunuchs who have been made eunuchs by others, and there are eunuchs who have made themselves eunuchs for the sake of the kingdom of heaven. Let anyone accept this who can.
>>226158251Coward
>>226158246Yep, many years now. I don't hate anyone really, certainly not more than I hate myself. I just don't think I was cut out for life and I cringe every time I picture myself trying to fit into society
if america was a british parliamentary system this guy would be the prime minister
Honestly if you don't develop normally in a social sense in school then you're essentially screwed for life.You'll never catch up to normies. You'll just fall further and further behind until you just give up as it's pointless. You'll never hit the milestones normies do. I never even kissed a woman until 29 when most normies first have sex at 17.I've hit that point. I can't even be bothered using dating apps now.
>>226158251
I furiously masturbate myself to the thought of a girl reverse sitting on my lap with her butt in the air and me thrusting into her then grabbing her butt and pushing her down my cock
>>226158251gta 6 looking good
>>226158396true
>>226158000White women really need to learn. They've got complacent
>>226158251could have just threatened him with the gun fucking hell
>>226158251WORLDSTAR
Think really he just wanted to kill a black man and realised he finally had a chance with the possibility of legal justification
>>226158439white yanks go through life itching to murder someone without consequence
>>226158207normalfag white women are " grim " ok
>>226158439He's within 5 feet of him, he could've run at him
>>226158407>just don't think I was cut out for life and I cringe every time I picture myself trying to fit into societySameEverything comes easily to normies
The Thai fiancee
Salve, Regina, mater misericordiae;vita, dulcedo et spes nostra, salve.Ad te clamamus exsules filii Hevae.Ad te suspiramus gementes et flentesin hac lacrimarum valle. Eia ergo, advocata nostra, illos tuos misericordes oculos ad nos converte. Et Iesum, benedictum fructum ventris tui, nobis post hoc exsilium ostende. O clemens, o pia, o dulcis Virgo Maria.V. Ora pro nobis, sancta Dei Genitrix. R. Ut digni efficamur promissionibus Christi.Oremus. Omnipotens sempiterne Deus, qui gloriosae Virginis Matris Mariae corpus et animam, ut dignum Filii tui habitaculum effici mereretur, Spiritu Sancto cooperante, praeparasti, da, ut cuius commemoratione laetamur; eius pia intercessione, ab instantibus malis et a morte perpetua liberemur. Per eundem Christum Dominum nostrum. Amen.
Life is Hell, your God is Satan
sometimes the pressure builds so they need to attack a school or festival
>>226158483thank you based rabbi yeshua
>>226158481Looks miserable
White is Weakness.
A FLESH AND BLOODA MAID
>>226158481how big is her cock?
So is David Walliams a homosexualist or just into girls? Russell Brand used to joke about shagging men but also joked that he'd check it was a woman before shagging her
americans are great people
>>226158251>products matter more than lives
often referred to as the housewives' favourite me
He's here.
Mr Crowley
>>226158547>he'd check it was a woman before shagging herI guess he doesn't like trans women then the bloody bigot baka
>>226158571lol
>GTA 6 30fps confirmedLMAO @ all those runts scrambling to buy a PS5 Pro lol
>>226158565Marx would agree with that sentimentCompletely amoral materialist ghoul he was
yanks just love killing each other don't they
not asking anyone what they want for christmas. they'll get what they're given
If I were an elf I'd fuck my late teenage age cousin
>>226158571*dodge rolls into a delayed attack*
>>226158608what's the difference between 30 and 60 fpsi don't have a pc
>>226158616not me
>>226158414>I never even kissed a woman until 29fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
>>226158631Literally nothing
>>226158608it was good enough for me when i was young its good enough now
David Walliams tried to fuck a 15 year old is when he was 36 :/
>>226158648
Topichu voted for democrats I guess, even though she didn't even vote. That's who democrats are btw the fucking retards
Ermm that's far too early. Janny, do your work
>>226158609He would agree with the sentence, since it is the condensed message of what he wrote, not the essence. You got it reversed: it is the people who founded your country that believed that. And it is such a domineering and inhuman force, that all your modern children's stories have to do with communities or heroes stopping the greedy industrialists. Now shut your idiotic ass up.
>>226158608KWAB
>>22615863130
>>226158670no idea what you're on about m8 sorry
>>226158659>>226158659>>226158659
>>226158463Anything wrong with that?
earliest records of cat-human relationships date back about 8,000 years ago, but dog-human relations date back 10,000 years ago -- so whose really humans FIRST companion?
>>226158736Your mom
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid