edition
>>226163040>destroy Europe like so many Germans before you didis he correct
>>226163125the lads
the wind is howling
germany is fucking gay. a fake meme country which has only existed for 30 years prussia. now that was a state
>>226163140Would you look at the time
all of my favourite escorts have taken down their AdultWork profiles lately, no idea wtf is going on
>>226163142good post, love boobs me
>>226163125love the file name
>>226162856>Jesus never once criticised homosexuality or trans peopleneither were an issue this is such a bad argument it's like saying jesus never talked about dinosaurs so he was pro dinosaur it was irrelevent everyone knew homosexuality was wrong and trans people weren't a thing>said it's effectively impossible for rich can't go to heavennot even close to what he says>All his followers held their wealth in common and took what they needed each according to their needssomewhat but again misleading>He was against the government and religious authorities of his dayagain severely misleading he wasn'#t that fussed about politics and he didn't have an issue with jewish authority qua authority but with the abuse by many of the leaders like you pointed out with the temple event>How did they take someone so clearly a lefty and turn him into the figure rightoids love today?this is incredibly low iq approach trying to apply 21st century post french revolution political values to an entirely different worldjesus was not left wing or right wingliberal or conservativeor any of this nonsensehe was an eschatological preacher who came to further reveal the truths of reality
>>226163140no, germans is the part of europe that kept being destroyed by the monstrous likes of sweden, france, england, and russia
>>226163171hello its me again (the poster from above, the one you've replied to) and i think i understand the reference you made
10 days into the beard growth attempt: it's patchy as fuck but sometimes i see myself in mirror at the right angle and i think i'd look fit as fuck if this stupid thing would grow out fullyanyways, cheers x
Imagine being called a runt by this thing
you havent lived if you haven't acted out going super saiyan 2 as a grown man. you just havent.
>>226163189>he monstrous likes of sweden, france, england, and russiawhy are they so EVIL, bros
>>226163125I'm going to deliver your amazon parcels. Where do you want me to leave them??In your anus hahaha...?
>>226163187ugly alcoholic leech
>>226163197what does nth mean, what does 'dem' mean
holodem is based tho
>>226163196grew my beard out pretty much as soon as uni ended out of sheer laziness and ended up getting actively hit on every single time i went out for a night out that year. mad the difference it makes. makeup for men as they say.
>>226163187You've never read the Bible
tits are STUPID
Tying up a horses arms and putting tomato ketchup on his nose
now that the dust has settled. who was in the right?
>>226163184love you x
How would you describe your style?
>>226163221are the red bits where the bames live
>>226163189france is the most legitimate european country desu.
jesus turned water into wine and let a hooker wash his feet so you should get drunk all the time and fuck hookers
>>226163243this never fails to bait him almost as ifno thats crazy
Prob couldn't get into any unis anyway because I have a BTEC
>>226163227>>226163243hs?
>>226163251rorkish. slugian. wriggly and slimy.
>>226163251teenager in 2003.
nth for the gyaldem
>>226162883If it was a few years ago I'd say do any engineering related degree that sounds most interesting. They are really cognitively demanding but not as cancer as some other stem courses since you actually get to make stuff sometimes (I think). Obviously I don't know the extent to which engineering work is going to be automated by ai but to be honest I don't think it's worth worrying about because at the point where every single cognitive profession is automated there's genuinely just nothing to live for any more. fdjaufhugb
>>226163221why is north-west london a shithole but north and west london aren’t?
>>226163251nervous
>>226163251
friendly germ is here making pleasant posts trying to derail us from our usual pointless arguing. don't let him win
>>226163221howl at Birmingham
>>226163271i've got a BTEC too. a Big Throbbing Erect Cock
>>226163282did your dad sort things out with asda
Germans. What are they like
>>226163249x
>>226163197his life is abysmal
>>226163168you only care about prussia because they made germany
>>226163312>Of course I'm fertile Bodycount: 1
>>226163325well was it?
>>226163251low profile
My mouse has been double-clicking for the better part of a year and it's annoying as FUCK but I can't bring myself to replace it because the rest of it is working just fine.This is the worst.
>>226163325worth noting that 100% of the paedos AND the scientist who recommended it were all gay
>>226163305>friendly germthis kitty can scrath tho :i may or may not have misspelled scratch
>>226163343get him incarcerated
if i was in hogwarts i would a) use the love potion and fuck every woman b) wank in the bathroom im front of moaning myrtle c) get the invisibility cape and rape all the women againthat is all thanks for reading my post
>>226163343noooooo he just lost his ticket
>>226163343arrest him
>>226163189*germany>>226163213monotheism is based on sun worship which is why it emerged from the mesapotamian desert. christianity in particular is about human men's domination over all of nature, including women.in the desert, this provided a decisive advantage because resources were scarce.thanks to Constantine, christianity eventually made it's way to europe, a fertile and abundant continent with relatively mild climate. in this environment, the result was tremendous monopolization of resources by a small minatory of aristocrats whose competition created ruthless shareholder capitalism, emerging around the same time as the trans-atlantic slave trade.
>>226163365inshallah he will never be released
>>226163343he not allowed
>>226163333epic quads of liesprussia is cool because they were friends of britain
>>226163366noticing you just said you'd rape a bunch of school children. will be forwarding this to the rozzers.
>>226163343
Lads I am pleased to announce I wilkl be offline from next Thursday when GTA SIX is outI know, I know. You'll miss me and the cans.
watching bodycam footage
i mean well
>>226163385diego is typing…
>>226163385you made that all up
>>226163364you could have corrected the spelling mistake quicker than typing out the sentence acknowledging the mistake
>>226163312time to wank
>>226163395children arent women and moaning myrtle is a thousand year old dead ghost so i think youll find i win officer
>>226163396Is this real?
>226163414>226163426congrats on writing complete sentences.
>>226163239
*twangs your frenulum*
>>226163445dead ghost of a child
>>226163437yes but it would have felt like i'm trying to hide something from my britbros and that is not the kind of friend i want to be
japan is turning footsteps into electricity!
>>226163445she was killed by the basilisk in the 40s actually
>>226163366Wait till you graduate and then just shag/rape muggle women forever with 0 consequences
>>226163471Are you a girl
>>226163385you're a poet, anon
>>226163364are frogposters welcome in /deutsch/?
last goon before prison
>>226162963 #>hoi noi broin coiI know brown cow??
>>226163343IT WAS OFF PEAK
matched with a "muslim, spiritual" girl on hingereally pretty but what am i getting myself intohere we go...
>>226163479and what laws are there against it
>>226163504yh x
GTA 6: Predownloaded
>>226163510i never post there to be honest but they do have a quite a few frogposters indeed!
>>226163505thanks fren>>226163510i believe so if they speak german
>>226163527yeah well i've predownloaded the ultimate edish
>>226163524Sex sex
>>226162963it would be HIGH NIGH BREOWN COEWhonestly not sure how to write the way we do the own in brown and cow.
>Only jewish Prime Minister of Britain >Last name is DisraeliYou can't make it up
>>226163521get in super mario
>>226163538>>226163539shoo! shoo frogs!
>>226163521Hopefully a murder suicide
>>226163229>nthNumbered post in the the thread, from 1st to 324th or whenever the new is. It's a catch all for whichever numbered post a demmie lands at >demthem "noun"Gyaldem = them gyals
>>226163545yeah so have I
>>226163553scmroenign
reckon the pc hackers will have gta vi before it's out on pc proper?
>>226163366mousey would write fantastic beasts and where to find them 2.0
i'm like super mario but shit mario instead and if his name was darren not mario
I am a miniature painter
>>226163521Its never the girl you have to worry about but her family
>>226163251Trackies, joggers and jeans
>>226163579thats a nice miniature you've painted
>>226163538
new game plus must be for people who only own one game. why would i play the same thing again nigga
>>226163579Good job
>>226163579what height are ye haha
How would you improve your look?
Im umpops
>>226163579How do you reach the top shelves lad, hooting>>226163549What's the biblical phrase in the first place?
>>226163285
>>226163579what do you do with them
>>226163618my eyes
>>226163594they tried to get blobby going as a new memepic related it's blobby
@dtficfuck you bitch nigga
>>226163602Ocarina of Time on 3DS had a new game plus where everything was mirrored
>>226163579what the fuck is an orc on a fucking raptor with a lance doingthat is not warhammer
On average 1100 Jehovah's Witnesses have died every year for the past 100 years from easily preventable causes due to refusing blood transfusions.Then this summer they suddenly allowed blood transfusions. Mental.
>>226163577Do you have a less good yet taller brother?
>>226163629
>>226163590DIE! DIE! DIE!
>>226163632good post
>>226163602a lot of games change the enemies you encounter or add new things in new game plus
>>226163618lose weight but i can't be arsed
>>226163579looks good lad
>>226163643
Only Zelda games I've played were Majora's Mask and Link's Awakening. So yeah.
>>226163366lol what a hufflepuff
>>226163618genuinely gain about 4 points when i switch to contacts its mad
link is fit
look at this pigeon
>>226163638>raptorDont pretend to be some aficionado
>>226163667Play Ocarina of Time right now you bitch ass nigga
>>226163678sassy black pidgeon
>>226163678Dare I say... it's majestic?
the belfast accent is the worst in the uk and the smartest man in the world joe rogan agrees so thats that settled. i get offended when people say its the brum accent because while ours is not overly pleasant its not even comparable to the nauseating grating screech of the belfast drawl its barely english
>>226163667Elf's would have femboy cages where femboys go to drink coffee sat on someone's lap jerking them off or *sitting on them* and getting them to cum in the coffee and finish them in the bathroom
>>226163667Played ocarina of time when it came out and I was about 6
chips and gravy for teamy life a gay porn
reckon id cum in 2 seconds if i actually had sexoh well guess I’ll never find out
>>226163678gives off dtfic energy
imagine collecting plastic action figures as a grown adult
snow halation
>>226163678>how you doin?
>>226163699right well i disagree and think that brummies sound worse
only ever beat twilight princess
>>226163398don't come back please
More like horses. Elf's fuck horses. Google Zelda fucking a horse porn
>>226163712extremely rude thing to say about a lovely pigeon
>>226163699It's rated very sexy by most women in the rest of the UK oddly enough. Think cuz of Jamie Dornan, but you're not wrong. I actually like the brum accent. But the worst overall is actually the roadman accent.
>>226163723>only ever beat twilight princesswhat did she do to you
>>226163181Tacticalberg
that great fairy from majoras mask. i know i would
>>226163713ok im imagining it
>>226163702Link would do this
>>226163720omds he's so handsome
jesus was trans
>>226163750um
>UK social media ban expansion for under-16s could cover YouTube Kids, LegoPlay, Spotify, eBayi fucking hate northerners so much. take andy back you stupid cunts
travis the chimp
>>226163602it's good when you can go back and do all the early game content again with abilities or weapons that you didn't have the first timeand then if there are multiple routes so you can do something differentif the game is entirely the same except for picking a different ending then it gets boring in the mid- to late game yeah
>>226163629wtf this is mr blobby
>>226163699Brum is much much worse
>>226163750what if I'm a girl and I like fairies
>>226163748Would Didn't know that's how elves are made
>>226163645Am not your opp
>>226163678get the bloody thing chopped up and into a pie
why did trannies have to feminize link fuck off
A woman once told me that I'm "hard to read". What does that mean?
>>226163763This started under queer farmer
>>226163763>spotifyscream
>>226163799It means you have autism!
>>226163797"Trannies" did that did they?
>>226163632fp
>>226163799she needs glasses
>>226163763millennials seethe at the thought of raising their kids instead of giving them a tablet and letting the internet do it for them.
free are dayvid sick oh this gobshite
Human Midna sex arseImp Midna sex arse
>>226163757
>>226163799autistic
>>226163799Means youre autistic
fuck you piece of shit cunt!
birb
thingken about taht video where an israeli woman goes to a graveyard in belfast and starts talking to the smicks there and mentions the beatles and their eyes all glaze over and then one of them blurts "yiz luv yer mcdonaldses dont yiz ya cunts yiz" when she asks what they think of americans
Seen "dtfic" posted about 1000 times and I've been here a decade, still no clue what it stands for or who it refers to.
forgot to mention, my MRI went well, i didn't die.
>>226163763why dont they ban discord
>>226163763SoundCloud W
>>226163843down to fuck incels canadian (she/her)
>>226163849MRI and urethral sounding, MRImaging their balls
dtfic brat
what are you lot on about the brummie accent is cool now do you not remember by order of the peaky fucken blinders and all that
>>226163251Classic masculinity
>>226163763good! this incentives kids to get off their phones
>>226163843at that point you're just a gormless cunt thenbet you post about how you're x number of years old and have never heard of the most famous signer on the planet
what i drink in a dayyyy
>>226163871Oh my gGGGOOOOOODDDD. I bet she's fit though
It's possible that women post here and you don't know it
>>226163873he's so bratty
>>226163325This was in West Berlin, naturally.The Schutzwall was justified.
>most famous signer
just ripped a fart that smells very fruitymust be the apple I had for dessert last night
remember the beast from the east
>>226163813s
>>226163849i enjoyed the mris i had done. what you think of yours?
>>226163242Completely wrong.Women are 50/50 on facial hair.
>>226163910no i dont. i have dementia you seeis there anything scarier than dementia
>>226163910aye
>>226163918need some backup in deutsch ladstheyre calling us inbred
But guess what won't be banned under the new and highly effective legislation? That's right, the actual nonce infested Roblox! Excellent job Andy you tosspot
>>226163910bolo yeung?
Femboy penis twitching and cumming after sounding uooooh
Shhh the cats are sleeping
>>226163910East as in like China or east side New York
can’t think of anything funny to post
>>226163810>>226163824>>226163834How so?I'm quite expressive with my face
>>226163941Grow up ffs you're like 46 writing this drivel
>>226163799grima "nice" way of saying you're awkward
>>226163931>here's the experience that i literally personally experienced>COMPLETELY WRONGcant even imagine how you get through the day mate
>>226163910yeah it were good weren't iti went sledding
Wait that's a GIRL
/brit/ is 4.7x faster than /cum/ right now, at 8.10 posts per minute versus /cum/’s 1.72 posts per minute
>>226163938called him a dumb cunt in all capsi never use capsbut i did todayfor /brit/
>>226163838im a changed mawn
Sir Sebacious Cyst
>>226163945blast an airhorn at them
could eat but then if i do, i have no more food to eat for the day. the predicament im in is crazyyyyyyy
>>226163242"sure"lmao
emotionally inexpressive at the leastor maybe she's just confused
>>226163811haha oh right normal gamers just felt the sexual urge to make link a woman deffo
>>226163953Weird how age gaps (legal age) are more accepted when it's gay, as a joke
Is broadcasting a dick via some streaming platforms to make money considered to be an immoral behavior in Yookay?
>>226163961I alternate between a beard and clean shaven, it makes no difference.
what is the title of your `life movie`
>>226163242if you're getting hit on by women then a beard makes no difference, nigga
one day I'll throw mousenonce in a septic tank close the lid and wait for him to die of whatever causes him to die in there
despise people
>>226163945cats do love male body odor
theres this fucking cretin who shows up on my tiktok every now and then joe bartolozzi or something i want to cave his fucked up looking head into pate
might get some bottles in
>>226163997Jealousy
>>226163954That probably makes sense, my social skills suck and I got rejected by a girl when I was younger which constantly puts me on edge around women.
>>226163970your so called mates need shutting upugly rude bastards the lot of them
you cant say that harold, you cant
>>226163985Think you've been brain broken by incel chud schizo bs
>>226163990see: >>226163961>>226163996na lad i was a proper ratty looking thing before the beard and a haircut. it's hard to describe it.
>>226163992` his life a "movie" : the rorke story `
>>226163990It indeed makes a difference. Some people can't notice. Some people notice it.
>>226163952Youre hard to read x
>>226164021oh boohoo one girli've been rejected by like a thousand at this point lolstill stings tho lol
>>226163988no it’s a cultural norm in fact
jacket potato is almost ready
>>226163962ok theyre all riled up now
>>226164039I did this but I thought she wasn't legal age
>>226163997you need to spend less time here
>>226164036good post ok
>>226163985they did in japan, yes
>>226164067true
>>226164046are you a PUA?
>>226163931Most girls I've met like a nice beard, I mean a full one.
>>226164039I did sort of this *but the 3rd panel is a dead horse and the 4th is them beating it*
>>226164056kek youve fucking had them
>>226164078no just a lonely alcoholic i guess
>>226164081Sexo Need apony that already does that so she can do that while I do whatever to her
>>226164084horrible bastards the lot of them
>>226164075dont let him bother you so much x
>>226163970danke bernd
>>226164090did it at least work
Me as rarity but coal version instead
>>226164105you are a disabled mongo bastard ok
bit weird how elliott smith died isn't it. reckon his girlfriend killed him
>>226164033t. brain broken and groomed by troons
any sadboys in?
>>226164035font
>>226164129no i'm still lonely incelsure i get the odd dance or kiss with a girl but no sex no relationship it's rip
>>226164023now you know why i never post there
>>226164142Very difficult to suicide by stabbing yourself in the heart, but not impossible
>>226164132*Bark bark bark bark*
mad how much more enjoyable this place is without heatherpaedo and ziedy shitting it up 24/7
cant really remember what Dr House did on last night's episode, sorry. He had a bath i think
>>226164142I'd go 50/50 on that. He was a very sad guy so It wouldn't be surprising he would stab himself but it's also not crazy to think she stabbed him.
>>226163985when did that happenlink is still male in that god of war ad
eating beans
>>226164171
>>226164170ngl I appreciate the jannies a lot more for cleaning up the spam
>>226164212who the fuck is Huge Lorry?
>>226164156was ist "Spastigruhmer"?>>226164196
>>226164170we need a new thread enemydogshit spaki gimmicks dont cut it
So why didn't you report the posts yourself then
>>226164231my GP
remember the ukraine russia war
>>226164046Why put yourself through torture?
>>226164232not sure, probably translates to something like spastic groomer
>>226164290better than literally nothing
>>226164249gyaldemghoul
>>226164307
>>226164282Never happened, it's just Ukrainians fighting each other (western Gladio nazis vs Donbass miners).
right come on lads theyre having you on now>>226164299
>>226164156good>>226164232dont bother, its some retard
>>226164311Phoar
the heathernonce and zeidy era has ended what's the next /brit/ episode going to be the malaponte era was just dogshit filler
>>226164323dont give a fuck what they say
counting down the minutes til bullseye on challenge
