late night edition.
scranning an activia
>>226166058She taking the boyfriend out for a walk ok
>>226166092Comfy edition. Knew I could trust you to make it
>>226166113damaging and preposterous lie
Emma Willis was always the fitter Big Brother presenter anyway
Women should start doing THIS
shaved too much off the neck and now i look like a proper runt trying to give himself a jawline
>>226166069>>226166098yeah I watched her on The Big Fat Quiz and some other panel shows, she was ciute
>>226166117thanks, i appreciate your trust, i was initially going to use an immodest image but i couldn't find one that pleased me enough.
>>226166146i would fuck her ok
might wank... yet also... might'nt not... ho hum....
>>226166162let us know either way please x
>>226166172Gemstone??
>>226166150george'd yourself have youhappens to the best of us
Why are Brits like this?https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/uk-news/girl-12-isolated-after-wearing-32060570
>>226166155loves the heroin does our Davina
1/3
>>226166198why are you a paedophile runt freak bringing up old news in our lovely thread
Am in conversations to shoot guns with some locals. I will be sorely disappointed if I do not manage to do so because England is gay and I'm only allowed shoot a shotgun at clay pigeon if I pay like a hundred pounds and have to spend hours with some posho in a wax jacket
>>226166213shouts out to all the pears
the evening entertainment
2/33/3
>>226166234the fabled pear "nigga"
Start doing THIS
>>226166231clay pigeon shooting is more fun then going to a yank gun range desu
fucking love love LOVE these two milfs
Threads were quite fast earlierProbably just because of the news of David Walliams being a nonce case
>>226166270you're googling 12 year old english girls and getting angry at news articles from over a year ago
Torch is on
>>226166213>>226166253>>226166268>>226166278kys
>>226166281Imagine the facesitting farts.
Who's Rachel
>>226166284no I think that was just you talking about that
>>226166312Nigga how are we supposed to know that with zero context
My grandma has a lot of issues of reader's digest from the 50s and 60s, when did this magazine fall off? it feels like it was a huge thing back then.
>>226166231>poshothey're not all posh though are they. you dotard.
>>226166348Is the age of consent in Argentina really 13?Can't believe you lot have the audacity to play the moral high ground if that's the case
>>226166142it’s not I have digestion problems
>>226166359they're an audacious people
>>226166357he like it the water
>>226166354Dunno I live in Sussex where I'm surrounded by poshos I'm unlikely to go to Luton to hang out with some salt of the earth shotgun lads
>>226166380cats do, sometimes
>>226166380
>>226166384>I live in Sussexwhy are you posting on a yank flag then you stupid fat fuck stupid fucking fat stupid fucking rat cunt stupid fat retard
>>226166384pack it in cody you’ve had you’re fun
>>226166397is that the crazy alcoholic guy
Ate like 5000 calories today ffsstill eating now ffs it was all junk too ffs
>>226166411ffs
fuck this I'm offadios
>>226166434>20 minute video about old radiators: W>It's AI generated: L
you lot poked fun at him but I thought it was cute how Mousey posts AI images of himself
Spent the last hour using a machine called a "log splitter". With it I was able to split a hundred logs in a short time.Inside some of the logs I saw centipedes and slugs and these little maggot looking things
finally some much needed rainit's been all smoky and foggy at night because of all the fireworks and some are STILL GOING OFF RIGHT AS I TYPE THIS
right well my ovaltine went out of date in 2023
>>226166411i ate like 500trying get in shape for next summer you see
i'm a little maggot looking thing and someone just smashed my log with a machine
>>226166453>For the last hour >A short time>>226166460Poppies stay winning
>>226166404I'm out here for work if you'd been paying attention for the last two days you'd know that. This is me posting off the hotel wifi, look at my Sunday night dinner and marvel at it's greasy oniony glory
>>226166476what you know about some ovaltinewhat you know about some horlicks
>>226166359seems like it, it's weird.
>>226166491Get yourself to Wendy'sIt's premium fast food sloppa
>>226166491is this the ""so called"" ""blooming oniond""
>>226166434morrowind: japan edish
>>226166453I’ve got a log splitter right here *bares anus*
pop corn and cop porn
>>226166513still haven't tried any of those new yank chains here five guys wendys think there's another one popeyes
>>226166491how was the american beer?
>>226166476for me, its got to be
The download has started lads.
>>226166531>five guysoh yeah let me just get a burger and 13000 chips for one million pounds please cheers mate spot on
>>226166531popeyes is great, the rest are mediocre, especially 5 guys, the humble spoons is far better value
tried taco bell in newcastle and it wasn't very nice at all and wasn't spicy either it was just really really salty
>>226166546>he has the incel lamp
fucking lego SLUT
Cool you're a hacker...
purple rain
Hellooooooooooooo
right
the chicken wasn’t even fried in kentucky 1/5
Black willies
>>226166601I see MLP I drop everything and click it instantly
>>226166511It's on my list, unfortunately the toil has kept me too busy to go out for lunch and yesterday I got a Detroit style pizza which was merely ok, I learned today that it was a standard chain and nobodys first choice. Going by Ubereats reviews wasn't wise apparently. >>226166513It's bloomin' for certain. Was incredible but I only managed to eat like a third of it, which was fine because I also had steak. >>226166539Tasted like piss thanks for asking. On draught they had like fosters, stella and other crap I'd had before so I went for a miller I think. It was watery, was fine as I had to drive a giganto tank SUV after and drink driving it seems like it would likely cause me to run over and destroy an entire neighbourhood
>>226166500>>226166375>>226166359apparently, regular age of consent is 16. however, a minor between the ages of 13 and 15 can have relations with an adult so long as there isn't an "asymmetrical power balance", which i assume would mean something like a teacher and a student and such.
Would you have sex with Ruby Granger?
somehow have swamp ass even though it’s 8c out and I don’t even have my heating on
>>226166635What area are you in? I went to Massachusetts and they had really good food
>>226166638i want her to rape me, yeah
Um their legal age of consent is their culture
Get the AI black men posted
>>226166643
ladsboxset broadcast of Little Britian & Big Brother's Big Mouth at my house on Friday in defiance of the wokewho's with me?
was going to go to the us this year but will wait until trump leaves so I don’t get deported for being too white
almost christmas ok
the webm that saved brit
>>226166666We don't do that anymore Satan
>>226166679Download it all and host it on jellyfin. Upload it to internetarchive if you can leave your computer running to upload it while you do whatever throughout the day
>>226166653Am in Michigan near (but not in) Detroit. It's pretty good. Had a fun breakfast experience where I went for the healthy granola and yoghurt bowl and it was absolutely drowned in syrup, like legitimately the sugary thing I've ever eaten in my life. They're mad out here.Ubereatsing a mexican tonight
>>226166692grow up
>>226166701remember you have to tip before they arrive otherwise it’ll arrive 2 hours late covered in spit
>>226166690he moved mad you get me
Going bed now team see you in the morning
Why did the tranny persona come out (not asked for) after not a peep in the thread to say goodnight with their faggot avatar nobody cares about
na night tilde see you in morning pal
>>226166701If you want a good breakfast, go to IhopAnd also if you want a coffee similar to that yoghurt bowl, go to dunkin donuts lolFucking mental out there
>>226166726I have learned this, was nice yesterday because a polite middle aged white man delivered it. Absolutely unheard of in the UK
Tilde Team Tilde Team
business idea: stay awake until 4am
>>226166759Got breakfast paid for at the hotel so cant go anywhere else, but have been to ihop before and it was good, though waffle house was better because their smothered covered hash browns are crazy delicious. Get your whole days worth of calories at breakfast
>>226166692she's cute.
>>226166779I'm going to bed now or at 1am latest and having a wank and nice sleep
oh my god based god you can fuck my bitch based god
>>226166783In that case you should try the Popeyes chicken sandwich, it's actually good. On top of that, try and get some Wendy's
>>226166803Dog*
I sleep from 8 am to 3 pm then spent 2 hours in a paralytic daze, barely able to of move Then from 5 pm to 10 pm I have some energy, enough to complete all the housework and cooking I need to do Then I fall into a semi-awake paralytic daze where I can do nothing from about 10 pm - 1 am, sometimes 2 am eventhen I am again wide awake and unable to sleep until about 8 am but also I have to be quiet as to not wake the neighbours
>>226166816ktim
>>226166817BRING BACK WHITE DOG SHIT!!
Business idea: spending £10 on boykibble food next month
>>226166816in a similar situation, its fucking awful. makes you wonder why you're even alive
is this `boykibble`
>>226166858that’s pig arsehole
>>226166816>I sleep from 8 amsort your life out
>>226166858My brother used to eat thoseUtterly feckless dosser mong he is
powerful
>>226166858It can be but that's just hooves assholes and pig bile. Tastes good though, and I'd eat it if a girl told me to
he love it vpn ok
>>226166885he mogs you
I remember few years back had a mate and he'd been kicked out of his gf's flat I went with him to pick up some stuff and she told him you need to sort your life out before he left. Then we went to our other mates flat where he was staying for the week and he got kicked out of there too right as we arrived and our mate nah you're not staying here any more you need sort your fucking life out. Super shit day for him but it was really funny seeing two people tell him that on the same day within just a couple hours.
>>226166750cared enough to screenshot, edit screenshot, write a seething post, fill in captcha, post and then wait to read the replies (this is the only one you got) didn’t you?
Spaki doesn't post here anymore :/
if nothing is there to disturb me my sleep cycle gradually rotates forwards about 1-3 hours per day endlessly
>>226166947i was neet for a nealry two years and my pattern did this
>>226166956I've been a neet for going on 8 years now and I've always maintained a good sleep schedule
>>226166937No idea who he is and what he did, but In a way you have to respect the psychological warfare he waged on this thread, he mindbroke some posters so hard they live in constant paranoia they're speaking to him.
I bet Emma Watson's bum lets off noxious fumes.
>>226166956>>226166947you fucking losers lmao
>>226166947I used to be like this but toil has destroyed me and now I can't sleep later than 8 even on weekends. It's infuriating because it doesn't matter how late I go to bed I'm just awake. Many a time I've had all my weekends tasks completed before midday and I just have to sit there and deal with existence without doing drugs because I'm not allowed to do drugs any more
>>226166976where do you think you are? FOY
>>226166966you are a wise elder neet
>>226166986I'm 27 so basically I've been neet since I left school ok
>>226166976loser website, fuck off tourist
>>226166915who
Getting what is described as a "GIANT burrito" and waffle fries and sucking a miller high life
>>226166966always? you must have had a fucked up schedule at one point
peng
>>226167003I had a period where I was sleeping at like 7am but that's about it
>>226166991ok x
>US Army soldier suspected of spying for Russia arrested in UKreckon they'll bum him if he confesses?
honestly insane how much latinas love white men
>>226166997going cody mode are you
Love sleeping. Love snoozing. Love dossing around. Love doing nothing.
>>226167024also mad how much black women hate white men
>>226167024do you know many latinas?
>>226167024there are like 500 latinas in this country and they all live in the same part of london so how do you know
>>226167040Literally untrueYou can see how many black women adore white men just by looking
>>226167024Do you have a sauce for that?
>>226166966okay, good for youits not really as simple as just maintaining a good schedule for some though, for example i will literally just lie awake for hours. then when i finally get to sleep i will sleep in for longer, which continues the cycle
tempted for fried chicken wrap from local 'ki chickers
>>226167052>>226167058>>226167062Cody told me ok
>>226167072ok i will trust "are cody"
Tomorrow World War 1 comes to an end.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgSKXqwVAOQThis is really creepy but i like it ok
>>226167072x
>>226167040if someone disrespected bradley like that in front me irl i would go crazy
>>226167061Not backed up by any kind of data
reminder brit is a bbw general
>>226167094Yeah well I fucked an American black woman and we did slave roleplay ok
>>226167101I’ve been really craving a dirty fat bitch to dump loads into lately
>>226167109just uncouth
>>226167109really disgusting sentence
>>226167085that's a relief
Uniparty always wins
>>226167085That's funny, I thought that war ended over a hundred years ago!
>>226167087even the idea of a pretty girl looking at me or giving me attention makes me anxious so this doesn't work on me ok
>>226167133total 'Pee'form collapse
>>226167133what happened
>>226167071TYFSTROTWBR
>>226167133British public have the memory of a goldfishNot saying Reform is any better but going back to the Tories is asinine, if voters are genuinely this retarded then we deserve the country's decline
>>226167133racism lost in the american civil war, racism lost in the second world war, racism will lose in the electoral battle
won my PIP appeal lads, get in!
More of a Jez man myself these days
>>226167173your life is like `movie` right now ok
>>226167032Doing my best yeah, got to experience the local culture
>>226167178You're a Jizzed man (in, thereof)
my life?`movie`
The Right Honorable SIR Joseph Robinette Brandon
>>226167196gp ok
>>226167173thats per month? *dons blackface and prepares my kayak from a transatlantic voyage*
>>226167173rorke will NOT like this
>>226167203He didn't say that
>>226167223i've got news for you, that is rorke
ok `movie`
just checked the elder scrolls thread on /vg/ and it's literally just the most depraved gooners imagine playing as/with anorexic anime sex dolls with cat ears in lingerie with 50XXX sized boobs It's modded so much it just looks like any of those generic porno games on steam and they never ever discuss the games or lore, only fapping to their gooner dollies
>>226167237ok
my life is like a featurette
>>226167201go back to /cum/
do trannies just say they're depressed and get 5k worth of pounds a month from pip
I want to make an outrageous post but I can't think of anything...
>>226167273will you please go 5 minutes without crying about trans people
>>226167262I hate being an incel freak
he love it catberg
>>226167301
>>226167307i like this post ok
do women play with their own boobies when they're alone do you think
One more week until I take my month-long break from /brit/! I’ve posted here every single day for at least the last 10 years but as soon as GTA starts dropping in Aus/NZ I’m off for a month. Not coming here, not coming to reddit, not going on X, not going on Insta. Most I might do is potentially look up a YouTube video but comments will be staying closed. Not risking a single spoiler, absolutely not. Not until I’ve completed the main storyline, and I’ll be taking my time savouring it so I’m thinking at least a month.
>>226167327one has to imagine
okposting has got to be gimmick of the yearit's great and it adds a bit of love to the thread
>>226167346i don't even know what it means but i still post it ok
>>226167301stop being one then
watching Disturbing Things From our World [Vol. 48] on youtube, sipping on a diet coke
>Abby Tomlinson, who featured in the ITV documentary about David Walliams and exposed him back in 2020, is now the Head of Content for the Prime Minister and Deputy Director of Digital.interesting
>>226167376alright
Did you know there was a Ashkenazi Jewish guy named Israel Epstein who fought for the Maoists in the Chinese civil war in the 1950s and he was a hyperpolyglot and would publish Maoist propaganda articles in Yiddish, Hebrew, Mandarin Chinese, Russian, Polish, German, French, English
>>226167380 still defending your paedo idol are you Rorke?
his life is abysmal
>>226167340I recommend the 'Unhook' YouTube browser extension as you can turn off comments etc
>>226167393i did know that, yes
>>226167393yeah I did
>>226167380not that surprising given she's the lass who was behind that "milifandom" forced meme back in 2015, which is also when walliams started messaging her because she was in the news
>>226167393No because I’m neurotypical and not obsessed with da jooz
business plan: connect freezers to the internet for some reason
>>226167241Not really sure what you expected of that lot. People that live their lives in games are basically one step away from that picture of the dude all bandaged up in the shack with vr goggles on
at the end of gta 6 you play as john marston ok
>>226167420>"milifandom" forced meme back in 2015ufookingwot
>>226167399nice strawman
>>226167261Sweaty tits
>>226167443i remember it
Something about this image just feels very Nazi coded to me. Hard to explain.
>>226167443literally just a handful of girls photoshopping miliband's face onto pics of buff men and making tribute gifs and shitmedia were REALLY trying to make this a thing https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milifandomhttps://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/dec/20/abby-tomlinson-milifandom-ed-miliband-general-election-2015-labour-party
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHaP5A8zoN4Pope talkin
>>226167449he`s a nonce and a `wrongun` Rorke not everything is Andrew brunbams fault ok
>>226167441Actually like the morality and fame meters in RDR there's a relationship meter in GTA6 that measures how faithful you are, it goes down when you cheat, go to strip clubs, use prostitutes, and it goes up when you do stuff with your partner And depending on the relationship status is at the end of the game determines if you get the good or bad ending This was all exposed in the leaks
So the greatest black Sabbath tune was actually planet caravan. No more tears is close but it's over.
>>226167313it's kinda funny to think about what messi's life would be like if he never discovered football.
prehistoric black sabbath be like planet cavemanok
>>226167507Literally half of what you said is either speculation or just wrong lmoa
>>226167503no one brought the claims into question or blamed burnham you weirdo
>>226167559Don't care
>>226167555i like it ok
>>226167393speaking so many languages is impressive but something to keep in mind is that after learning 3 or 4 languages, learning additional ones isn't as hard as learning your second or third language was.
>get banned >reset 4G>delete cookies and history >back to posting again Sorry about that Janny
>>226167555Checked. Honestly, I can listen to it on repeat it's beautiful. I recommend all of you to listen to planet caravan.
>>226167435why is this a thing, why must everything be connected to the internet nowadays.
>>226167604bro boasting about ban evasion in the large 26
Just know my luck I'll die before new elder scrolls game comes out
ugly rat basterd speaking helloo
>>226167604you still can't post the ponies ok
if I poo maybe you'll poo toothen we'll be pooing together
>>226167582This is my boy. We love him. Ok.
>>226167621
