India edition
I reject my whitness.I am sorry for being a man.
thats the predownload complete. now all that's left is for rockstar to surprise me and give me early access as a rewardI SAID IT'S TIME FOR ROCKSTAR TO IVE ME EARLY ACCESS AS A REWARD
Not posting in this shit
gf gets sad when I do a bumwank and forget to tell her, the idea is appealing to her. bit of a freak, that one
Indians are cool and interesting Do they have Christians in Uttar Pradesh
stinks of curry in here
>>226171995isn't bum what you call tramps in america?you "jerk off" tramps do you lad?
up the bum, no harm done
>>226171995fuck off shagger
don’t particularly like when the pose uses hashtags, doesn’t feel right does it
we're getting robbedROBBBBBBBBEEEEEEEED
i wish i had a scouser/cockney bf...
>>226172032YOU CAN'T SUFFER IN JAPAN
jonathan ross famously has a very big willy and he would often display it to friends and family
sex watson
>>226172055i have a famously big willy but i never show it to anyone
>>226172007no, not for about 100 years now. a tramp would be a slutty girl. what you're talking about is homeless (neutral), "unhoused" (leftypol), or crackhead scum (accurate)
should i get an indian for dinner ladsthe dal is 50% off, so is the biryani, figure i might get them ay, but what kind of biryani, chicken, beef or lamb?
bit of a wifeguy me love me wife!
I took some Indians out partying years ago and the guys couldn't handle their drinking and eventually had to go home.
>>226172079Beef? In an Indian takeaway?
>>226172074I enjoy saying "a homeless" like they're some sort of objectIt's quite offensive in a deceptively anodyne way.Gets leftypol seething and bewildered simultaneously.
>>226172079lamb always
>>226172091non-whites have lower alcohol tolerances
>>226172079probably evil halal shite which you shouldnt be supporting
>>226172094yes mate believe it or not, it is an option, but i was leaning to lamb or chicken>>226172098lamb it is
SHITTING OUT ME ARSE
got some chicken noodle soup
geocities
for me it's the JAV where the cute girls climb into some grotty tent and shag a load of homeless
DOCTORS HATE THIS ONE TRICK but if you feel a cold coming on you can successful dispel it by doing a big poo and pooing out the cold germs
i google all my posts at the same time as i post them for the free gemini (you)
Rochelley what the helly
>>226171945your guilt will not cleanse you
used to know someone who was a paramedic and apparently there was some kind of chinese night club in london where the chinese would all shag each other on the dancefloor
>>226172102so it seems, I was told one of the guys threw up on the way home, I told them they are drinking too quickly
Got a malon wank scheduled for later tonight
>>226172117they don#t make thoe anymore
>>226172145am I allowed to visit this club and partake in a Chinese orgy as a white man?
malonfbi got you pushing too many pencils huh
>>226172154How are you drunk before 9am?
eating walkers MAX crisps
>>226172145>>2261721584chan told me that Shanghai has the largest gay orgies on earth
>>226172151:/
>>226172095I live in a city that has tons of them. Most people here are too meek and passive and won't do anything, but I threaten them when they trespass or leave trash.
>>226172154there's been one or two modern ones but it's not the same because you can clearly tell they aren't real homeless
For me it's the jav videos where penises are literally everywhere and women keep sucking them
>>226172117Yet when Bonnie Blue does it you have a problem>>226172118
My Chinese classmate in high school also couldn't handle drinking, he was out after 2 bears, I really miss that little fella.
>>226172204don't think bonnie has shagged any homeless blokes to my knowledge but I could be mistaken
>>226172200based, love the sloppy bukkake gangbang creampies from tokyohot and carribean.com
i cant drink at all even a couple of drinks makes me spew might be because im so skinny but idk
>>226172032Why do the white man make shit up?
>>226172200for me it's debut videos
I bet Emma Watson's poo tastes delicious.
>>226172254even my lightweight 5'3 gf can drink more than that without spewing, the fuck is wrong with you
>>226172276eshuta?
>>226172276idk
>woah I can drink lots of alcohol Grow up
Ragú!
>>226172287come again?
>>226172324finally. tired of all these fucking sauces and condiments that don't announce themselves
>>226172335ever shag her up the arse
might rape one of my slaves to send a message
can we stop talking about JAV please I'm 11 days into NNN
>>226172352ok ok sorry
>>226172348oh...no, not yet anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlSMXWw26f8
>>226172359think the one on the right is my bus driver
>>226172359that lad in the middle still shows up in new stuff occasionally, bald now of course
>>226172352why do people bother with that shite
>>226172352
brb lads got to lead the morning stand up :/
>>226172387have you told the one about aeroplane food yet
Been shopping for catberg
>>226172221your friend drinks bears?
To be a talented, wealthy Prince
>>226172382watched jav the other day and the girl had that round lamp reflected in her eyes too that's really annoying
>>226172400https://vocaroo.com/1mgRfXjGASDw
Thinking about all the innocent casualties of the Indian Rape War
>>226172424scr
>>226172406yes
>>226172382which leaked video is this
>>226172432twitter---->the rest of the internet in the big 26
Do women actually find jizzy penises sexy?
>>226172455why is that surprising to you
>>226172455what does that even mean?
ETERNAL /MUG/
>>226172455yeah that's a knob covered in pregnancy paste
watching twins (1988)
right well that's a jap woman getting her face cummed on
Ukranian gigachads building sky mansions. Amazing
nth for the baddiedem
>>226172508
JAV stars are angels. Emperor hirohito or whoever should give them a medal for their service
>>226172508what is this even from
>>226172508the innocent japanese wife
No Poo November
>>226172489always laugh at the tacky nouveau riche instagram billionaire aesthetic that these sorts of meathead mongoloids adopt a 10 year old's idea of what a rich man is like
>>226172540unironically still has a lower body count than w*stern women
>>226172527some of the performances I've seen over the years are genuinely Oscar worthy, talent well beyond just taking a dick well
>>226172546I know a lady that didn't poo for 2-3 weeks and she had to go to the hospital to take it out manually
UFD-050 and another vid in that series that I forget is the only jav I ever coomed to
still wanking to aika even though she looks a bit grim these days
just saw this loser who had his windscreen wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. me and all the other drivers laughed at him
>>226172478TONIGHT IS YOUR NIGHT BRO
mad how hand in hand when translated to german is the exact same
first reaction to seeing a foid is now disgust rather than lust. internet has mindraped me perhaps irreversably
>>226172517Rorke’s teeth
i wank to people pissing on each other and shit but jav has always been completely taboo in my mind something about it is just so viscerally offputting
>>226172588is that uehara ai on the left
:/ gay poo:O japanese gay poo
Sucking on a nicotine chiclet
>>226172613she love it agriculture
>>226172479
>>226172493Fucking unreal that you thought it would be a good idea to post this.
>>226172652transmute it to joy
>>226172637Yh
not sure, sorry
why are jap girls so cute and wholesome
>>226172667What does this make you feel?
We at /brit/ miss him
it's wednesday but the day is practically over, so it's really thursday. but since friday doesn't count as a day given how much everyone gives up, thursday is basically friday. but as previously stated, if thursday is friday and friday is not counted as a day, then thursday doesn't count either. so it's basically the weekend
>>226172687I was just gonna say I don't like their faces
i'm riddled with warts and boils from head to toe
>>226172727*makes a face of disgust and walks away*
>>226172720Her teeth triggered my fight or flight what the fuck
stately plump buck mulligan
right if we're just gonna keep posting JAV webms I'll have to leave, come close to breaking NNN once already
not one attractive japanese girls posted so far
>>226172734kanna seto. she was so beautiful in her debut but you can see she looks weary and glazed over in her latest works. sad to see!
Morning team having a cup of coffee. Cold today isn't it?
>>226172699The feeling of impending devouring
2000s culture is so grim and cringey, no wonder millennials turned out the way they did they were looking up to unfunny “le random xD” comedians like russel brand and david walliams who were also literal pedos
announcing that i am leaving the thread
>>226172755ok we get it lad you love your strange little bug women you've made your point
>>226172755giwtwm
What fucking accolades does Poch have that `Mouse` doesn't? Give him the United job
>>226172765if only they had real tv entertainers like jimmy savile and rolf harris
>>226172788I don't think Mousenonce likes football
>>226172765I still say that I’ve never met a single funny Milennial. All of them either have the default reddit humor setting or they just act like a character from peep show/inbetweeners/ eyc
>>226172786publishing illegal content. thats 5 years
>>226172765the problem with millennials is they got oneshotted by social media and smartphones and the internet and modern video gaming and it mindraped them whereas we grew up with it and that shit effects us less.
got a tummy ache :/
>>226172822One of the most retarded human beings, wonder what her parents have gone through
Need to sniff Emma Watson's bum.
>>226172754after that many gangbangs you would look weary too
>>226172761Will you be working today?
>>226172853No
>>226172831dumbest thing i've read today
>>226172841well I think she looks lovely
Zoomer humour is ebonics, DNB and posting Hitler. Only the former is funny
>>226172837I had no idea who this was so I found a YT video of her talking and it's like a white girl doing an impression of a homeless black smackhead
holy fuck that's unironically greatmad that
>>226172151She gets so wet in that cutscene when Link breaks out of Lon Lon with Epona
>>226172894Isn't he 12, the fuck?
yknow man i tell you what i been on that computer dang ol internet man talkin bout this little ol webpage /brit/ man, just ain't go good man, dang ol grown men talkin bout dang ol poo and wee man talkin' bout jack nicholson... dang ol' cuckoo's nest, man... yo
>>226172892it's grim
>>226172894When you consider he has basically no stresses in his life it's no surprise he can spend his time fucking about with pencils whilst the rest of us were just trying to make it through the day without our alcoholic dad thrashing us
>>226172865why not?
>>226172934y-yamete k-k-kudesei...
>>226172948>the rest of us were just trying to make it through the day without our alcoholic dad thrashing uscan you draw this? i think not
might not bother with FF9 as there are no fit birds in it
mentioned a difficult childhood award
>>226172950Not been scheduled to work today.>>226172959Yes I could draw that if I had a normal childhood and life and could focus on developing my drawing skills instead of struggling against a tidal wave of TRANSPHOBIA every fucking say of my life
>>226172934NTR
>>226172948>our
Need more Jap webms
>>226172948Why are you so desperate for attention though? Try and answer this honestly instead of reaching for a hilarious stock insult
I drew these kettles in my youth.
Employed woman is a deeply sick and disturbed person
>>226172977yeah where can I find the tinned fish? I swear you lot rearrange the aisles every time I come here
>>226172991That's a good drawing
>>226172996never felt the inside of a vagina have you lad
>>226173001thank you :)
>>226172948>alcoholic dadIt not right
>>226172996seen her chug the piss straight out of a strangers dickoh and drink like a pint of cum
>>226172962FF9 is okay but not very ambitious in terms of narrative. It also sucks having to have Zidane in party all game because he's a thief and they're not great, either offensively or defensively. I think 7, VIII and X are all better than 9. But 9 is still a decent game it isn't bad by any means just a bit overrated and also very popular with Reddit
>>226172997Gives me the shivers knowing he’s been doing this for YEARS, even before he started posting on /brit/. Humiliating yourself for a crumb of attention online is so bizarre
>>226173004i have it was kinda meh
it's going to be an um from me
>>226172991This is a good drawing. The shading is excellent especially on the front-centre kettle. My only criticism is that the right-most kettle looks a bit warped but it isn't even that noticeable.
>>226173019where do you get a pint of cum that must be a lot of men contributing
er
on strike
>>226173030you don't have to lie mate you're literally on www.adultmalevirginity.com
Umpelstiltskin
>>226173059no i'm on 4channel
rorke sharing an obi-wan "hello there" .gif when a new person is introduced to the teams chat
>>226173039there is literally an entire network of lads called "soup men" who are hired to turn up to JAV shoots just to provide huge loads on cue
:(
coomerism is a disease
>>226173070Why are you using AI to generate images of children?
>>226173066want to hug and kiss uehara ai and rescue her from becoming a gigawhore
>>226173037Thanks. Yeah the one on the right definitely is off, especially the lid bit. I was desperate for it to be over by that point. Still I got an A in the end so it was all OK. Now the drawing hangs in my gran's living room.
>>226173030ZAMN just finished watching her stream with Kyoko x
>>226173059you liar that doesn't exist
>>226173066i miss this aika
>>226173067They have this in EVERY SINGLE PORN INDUSTRY IN THE WORLD they are called stunt cocks >n-no it different because jvpvn bvsed-Fuck off and eat your chip shop curry sauce chicken weeb cunt
>>226173085Was it for GCSE or A-level art? And do you do any art today or have you given it up?
>>226173097SCR done that weeb
mad how expensive pizza baking steel is, fucking 100 euro
>>226173080he`s a “pedo” ok
>>226172991Looks fun
why do you lot hate japan, weebs and frogs so much
i ain’t talm bout none tbf
@grok how to become a "stunt cock"
>>226173129/brit/ is a pro-china general
>>226173129there's like 2 people that seethe hard whenever they see it and make sure to let everyone know
>>226173129we love japan
having a cup of tea and enjoying life
>>226173098I'm afraid I can't say which exam or exam board as it's doxxable info you see. >Do you do any art these days?Nah not in years sadly. I had a spell a few years back where I tried to get back into it, started consuming tutorials and stuff but that was when I was NEET. Now I'm a toilsman and have no energy.
anyone remember big narstie
>>226173129/brit/ is different, you can spam that shite in literally every other thread
just had the realisation at some point in history someone's house has definitely burnt down because their dog chewed on some power cables and electrocuted itself and started an electric fireroaring
bit chilly so turned the air con on
>>226173129Couldn't be me
>>226173262fat nigga
>>226173262fat bitch
>>226173262rotund individual
>>226173262Who ate all the pies
I'm a Celeb starts on Monday so we can watch that
Who the fuck designed this shit
>>226173275>>226173276>>226173284>>226173289how can you tell he's a fat nigga
STOP
bizarre
>>226173308looks like a big chunky leg
>>226173323maybe he just does a lot of squats
well that was a nice discussion about JAV we had earlier, what's next on the agenda?
hungry
>>226173340You leaving your house for once
don't know why people complain about the price of gameswasn't uncommon for n64 games to be 100-120 quid back in the day, that'd be like half a grand in 2026 monopoly money
read some of these "testimonials" about Walliams and one was literally just that he tried it on with an 18 year old and made her a bit uncomfortable. That's it, didn't even grope her or anything. This was the big secret scandal?
averting mine eyes from lustful images
>>226173384>wasn't uncommon for n64 games to be 100-120 quid back in the dayYes it was Which N64 games were £100 'back in the day' i.e. on release, you said not uncommon so name 50 of them YOU WON'T
>>226173384I remember perfect dark cost about £60 and it took me almost an entire year to save up for it as a wee lad
>>226173403I think he will post it ok he won't just hide away until the new and hope it goes away
sacked tranny doing his nonce defending bit
>>226173393if you make a woman uncomfortable that's rape, you incel freak
indian womans head explodes
>>226173418I like posts like this, Japan and frogs. What am I?
>>226173342That poor grem, I bet he deserved it
>>226173384yeah but mum and dad would buy them for me, and now i need to buy them myself so it's worse
>>226173433>>>/r9k/
the toil freaks do be toiling away right now loool bet they wish it was lunch time but sadly they have to continue to slave away until such a break is permitted by toilberg lol
So here we are. The lads.
>>226173446it is almost lunch time
>>226173457painfully white
>>226173418how is anyone ever supposed to start a relationship if merely making a move on someone is considered creepy now? This is why young people are having less sex than ever and everyone is lonely and depressed
>>226173457who is this?
>>226173418That pic is AI desu
>>226173476Jane Goldman, Jonathan Ross' wife
>>226173438you mean lucky
>>226173484she wrote stardust the film adaptation of gaiman's book with gaiman lolit goes deep
>>226173457she isn't even cute, he killed his lucrative career for that
always knew half the runts on bbc/itv were nonces it just not right
>>226173457not Joe Cornish as well!!!
do whites age unusually badly
>>226173484she cute
>She was also confused about why Walliams was showing her so much attention. “Honestly, I thought he was probably gay,” >In a now highly questionable feature, The Sun regularly printed a “gay-o-meter” ranking how gay or straight Walliams was considered to be that week. The Sun is great. Fuck Scousers.
neil gay man
people keep asking me to do stuff at work :(
>>226173487One grem's torture is another grem's bounty
>>226173511Nowhere nearly as bad as Chinks and those other ugly Orientals. They age overnight like a pear.
off to bed
*waves the gay-o-meter over Tilde* *it explodes*
>>226173518that sounds exactly like a feature from a gay mag tbqh
>>226173541night
>>226173511white girls age badly due to heavy drinking, smoking/vaping, terrible diets and sunbed use. Nothing to do with being white
>>226173541>>226173566it's 10:33 am you fuck
>>226173601black don’t crack though and they drankin and smokin too
thats me done
any genius man in
>>226173623just fake it for the interview
>>226173623mental that they feel they have to actually stipulate that in job listings now, zoomers are cooked
you guys cant initiate conversations?
>>226173634i was 85% keep up mate
Can't make a good round pizza in my oven that only goes to 250C
>>226173634no unfortunately I'm languishing in the 123 IQ doldrums
>>226173658that should have been me I couldn't think of anything in space
>>226173664fuck off back to denmark
>>226173663right. time to buy a pizza oven then
>>226173680i only got -60 cos i stupidly tried to do it legitly instead of metagaming it with numbers like 01 taurus or whatever
>>226173692>rorke circa 2016
>>226173541G'mornin
>>226173697don't have the space for that, best case scenario is buying a pizza steel
ten grams of premium cannabis on the way
>>226173738how much did that set you back
>>226173738I have lost all my tolerance, 3-4 hits got me very high on Halloween
https://www.instagram.com/harleywildbjj/want to demolish this lad
swedes are tobyposting again
>>226173751£85
>>226173738stardog and floor sweepings
Just popped some oregano in a bag and sent it to some dimwit who paid me £500 for it
I think AI is making people better at English somehow
>>226173812>>226173812>>226173812
>>226173731you could buy a pizza
Rorke not doing a minute silence because he wishes Germany wonLeftypol not doing a minute silence because the British Army is a colonial genocidal army
