gyaldem edish
bow down before your leaders
nth for the holodem
>>226173812yeah get them shagged
>>226173812How do I get a paki slag gf?
scientists are predicting an unprecedented blast wave polar megavortex ice sky event if you haven't already you should stock up on tinned goods and bottled water
>>226173818where's the fun in that?
>>226173812baddiedem subedish
>>226173833Idk but one time a Dawah guy in Manchester tried to get me to convert and he said he would get me a wife when I convertedDidn’t obviously
>>226173826vibe af
>>226173824where's bridget?
ziedy on a mad one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLtmmFjxSoc
>>226173842big up x
right i don't want to see anyone posting between 11:00 and 11:02
Zesty Daniel Craig mincing around Soho pursing his lips
>>226173833they're crodie only
>>226173880was just about to say the same thing
>>226173871this send the moids into a stew
Hello again
>>226173922hi ian
>>226173880>>226173907good postand reminded me of the scumbags who posted last year
We at /brit/ aren’t doing a 2 minute silence
>>226173964fUCKoFFfOREIGNER
Scousers and Celtic fans getting ready for a 2 minute loudness
people will spam during the silence because it's quirky
sir net zero
Just done a poo
poo minutes of silence
Climate change isn't real and is a way to deindustrialise the globe and make everyone poor
Frankly don’t give a shit if some blokes died for zog or notNothing to do with me is it?
>>226174009pscianf
>>226173856here she is :3
>>226173990>>226174002>>226174006>>226174009>>226174015>>226174024>>226174025fUCKoFFfOREIGNcUNTS
STOPPPPPBREXITTTTTT
My phone is behind. Has it started yet?
>>226174015well I'm already poor
really ought to stop doing drugs
scrm(poo,&br);
>>226174043fitfitfitfitfit
>>226174048My post was sent at 10:59 I've just got slow internet ok and it took a lot of time to go through
soul sistas at it aren't they
Right well that’s the two minute silence over and done with
Shame I'm not at toil during the silence. Would have been quite a sight
>>give 16 and 17 year olds the right to vote>treat those very same people who will come of age come next election like they're toddlerswhat's the end game
During the silence I was thinking about Tilde being naked
>>226174088>slippery slope isn't real, it's just a fallacy bro
>>226174089i look like this
duuude banning toddlers from Spotify is a slippery slope and I will reply to myself to assert this
>>226174089peng ting in she
>>226174088Only state approved media and opinions must be consumed. Vote for the party.
where did it go wrong
>>226174071easy on the eyes for certain
>>226174088>spotifyFor what actual reason would you need to stop under 16s going on Spotify? The only thing I can think of is political podcasts, but that would mean it's not about protecting children at all and entirely about controlling access to information
Sir SmartSchoolboy9!
>>226174088Don't care
that's them remembered then
>>226174119But they’re not just banning Spotify are they?They’re also not just banning toddlers eitherYou’re a raped goyslave through and through
all british men now required to wear a cock cage
>>226174130they added a messaging system to spotify
>>226174130political podcasts can groom them into extremist views
Electric man has been and checked all the electrics
>>226174130Spotify has a chat built in called Spotify Messages so you can contact people and while you get angry I have answered your question and don't care to hear your sperging
been offered a jobwent for another job too but was rejected feels bad but fortunately i have the other one which softens the blow a bit
why does spotify need a messaging system
>The only thing I can think of is political podcastsjust openly confesses he's a complete mong all he's missing is a frog avatar
>>226174119they can toddlers, children, whoever they like as long as I don’t need to show ID to personally subscribe to Spotify
>>226174184it integrated sharing songs directlyits always been a lite social media
>>226174088ban music
Now the government have banned the use of asbestos. Slippery slope.
>>226174159any update on the fence?
>>226174156>>226174160>2025Wow I had no idea, I've not seen it on my client, is it mobile only or something? Take my concession
must not have aged very well
>>226174190more than that you can actually sent messages via it too
>>226174236You need to have mates to see the option
>>226174217least disingenuous leftist
hundreds of thousands of british children get groomed on spotify and ebay every year and you're joking
>>226174239if you feel like you're being manipulated then you're not being manipulated (at least not successfully)
>>226174239shes fit in that photo with him tbf
>>226174254ok i think that's wrong because i've found it on the mobile version but it still isn't on my pc version
>>226174239hag hits the wall and lashes out
>>226174239same bird: https://i.4cdn.org/int/1794392746767713.jpg
any of you manage to get this?https://www.selfridges.com/GB/en/product/grand-theft-auto-vi-collection-grand-theft-auto-vi-goodtime-state-varsity-jacket_R04735564/#colour=MULTI
id Walliams tried to groom me, i'd just knock the puff out simple as.
>>226174254Took his concession and arse raped him with it
>>226174226Was finished last week
>>226174281think she's 15 in it
>>226174286Yeah sorry I was trying to bully you. Most features are mobile only
>>226174239she admitted she was 18 at the time so i'm rather confused
>>226174288the media is all very incestuous isnt it
>>226174088State brainwashing.
>>226174290Did you see the one-off custom Testarossa they were selling as well for £1m?
>>226174239SHE WAS 18 YA SICK FUCK!
>kids listening to this liberal pop music is brainwashing >stopping kids from listening to this liberal pop music is brainwashing PICK ONE RORKE YOU DAFFY BASTARD
Guys, you hear. Ok? Giant slag. Haircut of a Romanian street kid. But you better get ready to WINE AND DINE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxH89vu07Qk
Shall be getting up to play Witcher 3 shortly lads. Blood and wine won't complete itself. Still a bit hungover from last night's escapades unfortunately.
Why don’t bongs talk about the grooming gang scandals anymore? I brought this up to a bongette and she started laughing dismissively.
the government were never this draconian before mass immigration. makes you think
>>226174322yeah that's me
David Walliams isn't really even funny or a good writer so it's bizarre how he managed to use his fame to manipulate women.
>>226174345just part and parcel innit
>>226174338AI image
>>226174360little britain was a smash hit lad
All booked up for Asia trip in April/mayBangkok>HongKong>Chengdu>Chongqing
Noel Fielding next
>>226174360Don't need to be a 'good' writer to write children's books ok
>>226174381Yeah but that fat nigga was funnier
>>226174391i said this other day
>>226174345It wrong think
>>226174404no you didnt
>>226174338Mental if that is actually a buzz cut. Also the black dress and photo taken in a dimly lit environment to hide her body shape and wrinkled face verging on catfishing innit
>>226174338you've got some sort of aspergers or something I think
>>226174398I liked him in Shooting Stars best ``he`s a baby he`s a baby``
>>226174130can't have the emo kids mindraping themselves on doomer tunes
Sic patet, quod fides ex duabus partibus est ex Deo, scilicet ex parte interioris luminis, quod inducitad assensum, et ex parte eorum, quae exterius proponuntur, quae ex divina revelatione initiumsumpserunt; et haec se habent ad cognitionem fidei sicut accepta per sensum ad cognitionemprincipiorum. . . . Unde sicut cognitio principiorum accipitur a sensu, et tamen lumen, quo principiacognoscuntu, est innatum, ita fides est ex auditu, et tamen habitus fidei est infusus
>>226174389gon shag any ladyboys?
>>226174453Probably not shag but definitely suck
>>226174391Nah, he's just a drug addict. Vice is obvious, it's when it isn't, they're probably noncing etc.
>>226174408check the archives
>>226174453>engaging with itgrim
Fat baby, fat baby, fat baby on telly
stop wanking.
Bro sucked and fucked his way to chongKING
>>226174503was she offering to shag him? who asks that kind of question if they're not offering a shag?
>>226174503the way she wiggles her lower lip in disgusteven as fiction it gets a boy enragedesp when she looks like a slapped arse
£275Who the fuck is buying that
Notice how in all of the Christmas adverts they never explicitly say Christmas and they always say festivities or holidays? Even going so far as to call them gesture presents instead of Christmas gifts
>>226174389Jeff how do you afford to go on so many trips abroad? Feels like you’re constantly nipping around the world
>>226174503she clocked his tea
just remembered yanks have "Thanksgiving" in November, which is their equivalent to Christmas
would have been terrible being groomed at 18 having to go to celebrity parties and all that
>>226174535bruh using the gay lingo
>>226174418>ifIt's clearly a number 2 cut. I'd love to see how guys react when that nasty beat appears at the pub they're meeting at>>226174431For posting a dating app screenshot, right. Nothing weirder than this has been patient on 4chan before I'm sure
Cherub and haughty lord our spirit is—Dwells not in us, but in some upper starAppoints his chair and leaves us fatherless:Yet He is fire within our deepest core—So I divined when the same dream I found—And holds great converse with those fires afar,And lives in me as I live in my hand
>>226174555Nah it wasn't the screenshotYou just talk a bit like someone with autism, like one of those lads on Undateables
I've barred some P*do hunters. What should I bring with me when they come? Either way, they are going to get it
>mixed vegetables>it's 80% carrotsevery time
>>226174550she slayed and it was everything
>>226174555Mental how many woman think they can pull off a short hairstyle but can't.
>>226174589Never said what they were mixed with did they
>>226174537>which is their equivalent to Christmaswhat
>>226174338Annihilate foids.
The whole introduction to the Ten Commandments is >I am the Lord thy God, which lifted you from slavery in Egypt, and thou shalt have no other gods before me (or grave unto thee and idol)And I'm like... I was never in Egypt bro. So I don't know if it counts.
>>226174524Wow that is abhorrent. I'm going to blast out "all I want for Christmas is you" and drive around Muslim areas. The fact they can't do anything about it is lovely. Music is for life!
>>226174587They're going to get your arse, aren't they...
>>226174584mental how comfortable they feel
completely and utterly fucked it award
>>226174532No family, lad. Better to have no money and a full life
right well im gagging for a wank
>>226174584He was itching to get that joke out and it wasn't even funny
>>226174633Sean was pissed
>>226174586How's that? I'm talking plain English like you. Point one sentence out
>>226174619except they were in egypt lol?
>>226174619she's so hot but she's such a bad dancer
>>226174654Ed Balls
>>226174654blud think he a pokemon
i've fallen in love and now i'm scared because i know if i lose her i'll definitely kill myself
>>226174606They don't experience consequences of looking like a mess. A woman can never look like a mess in this world. If she posted that to some hairstyle sub/ everyone would say omg gorgeous
>>226174584he saw this and decided he should noncepost here for the rest of his life
it's time to bag a beta
>>226174678ummers
>>226174674happened to me a while ago but reality dawned on me and i stopped deluding myself, got over it in about 3 monthsstill tbd on the killing me old self though
>>226174687clav is right
>>226174655Yeah the Israelites were, at least certainly diegetically speaking. But I wasn't. You weren't. So why did school insist I follow these important rules?>>226174656Let's see your moves then mate x
to the tune of im so blue from fallout new vegas im sooooooo gay fuck my arse and then let me suck your dickand fuck my arse again
>>226174687sup mouldie u gud?
>>226174687Better to be a beta cuck than have no family
>>226174711yh u?
>>226174631I'm going to get them. They'll never get anyone again
>>226174718mi gud
>>226174715quite right. Even if it means raising another man's children. At the end of the day, it's about having family.
‘’’’’’right-wing’’’’’’ papers fucking love their weird feminist dating psyops
>>226174550it's ebonics, rorke
>>226174698what happened?
why does she talk like that?
>>226174772nothing happened
>>226174705
just seen this monkey on another board and I was ted to bring it here to show it to you all okay here it is I'm posting it!!
>>226174705fuck me you're stupidwhen moses goes up mount sinai there is the whole "who is god" "who is this person who has been helping us" etchence the famous exodus 3:14now fast forward to christanity and the gentiles are invited in to the covenant god had with the jews(also strictly speaking the moral laws of the decalogue etc are maintained and universal while the specific covenental laws of the jews (circumcision being the obvious one) are no longer necessary as jesus has come to fulfil the law)
>>226174710Grow up man
>>226174775cant hear anything
>>226174791thats crazy
need to start thinking about luncheon
Mums don’t go to Iceland anymoreBecause of woke
grandpa rorke
greedy little shit monkeys
>>226174619>>226174705duckie is made for big ultra balls
>>226174789hi ted
>>226174825they go to Iceland just to get a heat in this weather, walk in the shop and all the fridges are set to 100C
saw a kfc advert that had a heavily pregnant woman in it. why would they do that? it's distracting.
They banning camgirls next
>>226174846This woman, who you are obsessed with, is getting shagged daily by her boyfriend
>>226174865This really is an evil little island
How do you cope with poor mental health?
>>226174865mental how those 2000s american evangelical christians won
>>226174881i simply don't have it
comedy has died (unless youre a woman)
i like the posters who post cute and positive things xx
>>226174892
>>226174881By chopping your willy off
How the fuck are you meant to not laugh when you hear spackers doing their vocalisations in public
>>226174865fuck sake
>>226174891Hello crowd, have you heard about my pussy? Sex sex abortion! Omg so quirky!
>>226174865the government's current obsession with porn is absolutely bizarre
>>226174881isolating myself after toil to decompress, exercise, keeping social relationships to a minimum to avoid stress. In the past I used to use drugs but I don't do that anymore.mostly I just grin and bear it. I'll kill myself eventually but there's no pressing need to do so right now. What about yourself?
>>226174619
>>226174825Iceland's decline happened to coincide with Kerry Katona becoming a JUNKIE
>Two Afghan migrants 'who raped and sexually assaulted autistic 14-year-old girl on busy commuter train'
>>226174865banning everything but the real problem (immigrants)sigh
mad how women have to rely on men (the justice system & police) to punish other men
mental seeing him in outer /int/
>>226174958leftypol turning a blind eye to this
ban boat wogs not camgirls
>>226174937type of gif you’d see in the signature of a mid-noughties drug forum poster who has over 5000 posts
>>226174958Sir Clive Hanger
>>226174941I sleep a lot, take anti depressants, watch anime and play video games and play with my cats
>>226174239Isn't David Walliams gay?
>>226174972Stop harming women and no punishment is needed
>>226174958absolutely mad how the government is focusing on banning facesitting porn instead of stopping these animals entering the country. total loss of control.
Is it legal to call a girl a dick
>>226174762screamed after the beard came off
do you brit wankers ever feel a bit embarrassed calling chips "crisps" when the rest of the world calls them chips? also is this brand popular in the uk?
>>226174958bussy commuter train
been watching jujutsu kaisen because the proto-gf likes it but i think it's shit
>>226174846That's Celebi, moron.
>>226175044Big wee wee
>>226175044we are embarrassed for peopel who dont get it the right way round mate
>>226175047I think it's alright. Not anything groundbreaking but decent to shut your brain off and enjoy
>>226175047
i didn't like little britain because one of the big boys at school used to hit me and throw me around while making the EH EH EUUR sound that the retard character made in it
>>226175067why do you look at that picture and see a penis
>>226175035Grimes kids names are not real
it's fineeverything is going to be fine
>>226175102but im constantly tiredi'm constantly hungryand i'm constantly alone
Would you like to suck my willy?
>>226175047>>226175072I watched the first episode and just thought "I can't do this anymore" like I cannot watch another shounen origin story. Felt the same watching Dandadan. It's like watching a Spiderman or Batman movie and having to endure the origin story again.
>>226175044those are "posh" crisps as you can tell from how they call it sea salt instead of just salt
>>226175114morriseian lyrics
>>226175035>techno mechanicusscreaming
>>226175072it constantly does that anime fight scene thing where both opponents go in super smug and confident and start one-upping each other by pulling previously unmentioned special abilities out of their arse. don't know why japs think that's impressive.
about to have a true rorke meal
>>226175132what do you watch? any seinen recomendations preferably those that have finished or are finishing soon
should i watch Naruto if i hate anime?
>>226175035>romulus (2024)100% that's from Succession
>>226175140bro read a single w40k wikia article and decided to go with that
sugar is yummy omnomnom >:3
Only time I'm enjoying myself is when I'm sleeping.
>>226175166probably not as it's an anime
>>226175035pretty powerful chad genes on display there. everyones wealthy, driven, entrepreneurial, and spreading their seed widely
>>226175193not me i have many silly dreamsmaybe when im tired and fall alseep that brief moment before dreaming is nice
I'm actually starting to miss her a bit
in some brain surgeries they peel your face down to access your skull
get that barnet cut
>>226175233think i've seen some mexican fellas to do that
>>226175044Why is he holding the Buoy? It's not a realistic scene
>>226175258why should he
Internet provider Virgin Media has today reported a “record-breaking 24 hours” on its UK broadband network as gamers rushed to start pre-loading the GTA VI video game release – all c.212 GigaBytes of it (varying a bit between platforms) – ahead of its launch later this month.The network’s previous record for evening peak period broadband traffic, set during the Arsenal v Atlético Madrid football match in the Champions League was surpassed by 3.8%, while total daily data volumes exceeded the previous record set by the release of Fortnite Chapter 7 Mini Season on 1st November 2026 by 4%.
>>226175102i hope so x
M&S is a shop for the lower class who want to feel like tarqsWaitrose is the real tarq supermarket
>>226175267you been shadowing mexican brain surgeons to learn from them lad?
>>226175280do tarqs even go to supermarkets. i assumed their butlers source everything directly
>>226175273because i fucking said so
>>226175226pat butcher?
>>226175277Don't have a ps5 me. This is the first game they've released that makes me even want one
>>226175277its going to be so fucking shit lmao
>>226175308who made you gok wang
>>226175277all for 19 hours of 30FPS gameplayo son im crine
My willy looks like a cocktail sausage
>>226175296Tarqs love a supermarket trip so they can give off the illusion that they’re human
>>226175349lesser striped rorke
>>226175349they'll be extinct in our lifetime.
>>226175052I know, you prat. but I don't have duckie's on my laptop
>>226174302 She was 18. Walliams was 32. She agreed to meet him for dinner.She says she explicitly told him she was interested only in friendship
>>226175377kill them
>2.57 MB PNGfuck off retard I'm not downloading a ps2 game to look at a picture of fuck all
>>226175349>floor covered in cactino wonder they hop
>>226175366>>226175370rorkes will be extinct in our lifetime? how fortunate!
was going to play gta 6 at launch but decided i can't be arsed now. going to be playing runescape instead x
>>226175377cringe
>>226175047How many episodes in are you?
The seasoning has come off my cast iron. Now I'm mad
>>226175398it's ai you mong zoom in on the cactuses
>>226175398he love it cactus
>>226175397had the makings of a funny post but didn't grasp one
Starting to think that ritualposters love negative attention which is why they always reveal bits of embarrassing information about their grim lives
wipipo don't season they iron
>>226175424I haven't used my cast iron in years. It's rusted to fuck at this point
>>22617542118
On my phone again
~ workin' nine to five,what a way to make a livin'!workin' nine to five,it's all takin' and no givin!
>>226175377how many devices do you use to save ewhore content
>>226175453hate women
>>226175430wtf
The UK government is advising everyone prepare an offline A4 goonbinder in the event of a dark sky network crash event.
>>2261754583 at the very leastWhen he would use extraflags he’d regularly get banned for using avatars and he’d be back within 10 minutes with no flag
new >>226175503>>226175503>>226175503
>>226175430love monkeys>that's not a monkeyshut up
chinese spy wank complete
/brit/ is currently a 6.9/10 on the gay-o-meter
>>226175449That's more than enough to drop it. You haven't reached the best moments of the anime yet tho. Well just watch it for the kino ending theme and the girlie. Eventually your taste will adapt
>>226175443they obviously have something wrong in their brains. no other reason to divulge personal information like that on here just for attention. amer, spaino, mousenonce, etc. all guilty of oversharing to anonymous strangers on 4chan. how shit is your life to make you want to do that? so fucking weird
>>226175507You're coping, I've been banned twice this year. I just 3 devices on the reg. Only laptop and phone for the foreseeable future atm
>>226175518and on the dieg-o-meter?
