Step into my office edition
>>226176924Why are they discounted?
rorke coming in third in a rorke lookalike contest
>>226176924tesco cat he live in tesco
nth for the baddiedem
>>226176913this clubcard shit is doing my head in
hello
wonder if he is going to play more dress up today
The lunch
>>226176924right well where are the missing peanuts
>>226176924
>>226176913looks really tacky
>>226176954It’s always on the agenda for him
>>226176972Adding a motor to make them go at 999999999999999mph
the watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpklCeqXaRA
parliament of poo pengs nesting on the roof
garibaldi is so fucking good
he didn't like that at all
So we can all agree you're a bit of a mong if you invest in property outside of China in the current year, right?
Heatherpaedo’s final spam was gay scat pornTells you everything about his mental state doesn’t it really.
today i will buy cans of beans and beer
>>226177009me when the expedition of the thousand is a success and concludes with the annexation of sicily, southern italy, marche and umbria to the kingdom of sardinia before the creation of a unified kingdom of italy
thoughts?
there goes my bet
>>226176948ok i will pet him!
>>226177031Thinking that "investing in China" is a good idea similarly betrays a misunderstanding of what China is. They aren't interested in propping up your investments like a western NIMBY Jew country lol
>>226177049India mentioned
>>226177045you'll poo (beans) duffing (beer)
Swear to God senior management in my company just find ways to make things more complicated and difficult than they need to be
>>226177031send me a chinawoman honeypot spy and i will do whatever you ask
>>226177068gp
>>226177049it grim
>>226176924Neighbourhood cat came up for pets on today's incel walk again. She's lovely
What knife would you use to stab someone if you were gonna stab someone?I'd go for something like this. Rambo knives are illegal
>>226177032meds, now
>>226177049Too many chefs wank in the pot or however that saying goes
>>226177049SAARious game
>>226177087Probably one of those super sharp sushi knives. Yanagiba
some of you speak like absolute spastics in here, i suspect most of you are indians roleplaying as brits
>>226177087you just know the poo gay government is drafting legislation to make kitchen knives illegal as we speak
>>226177087They're going to make the ends curved and blunt so you can't do that
>>226177087nice try andy i wouldn't stab anyone or use an illegal vpn
>>226177032he got better which is what we always wanted for him
>>226177087stabbing people is illegal too
>>22617704930 fps game
If you restarted your life from 11 years old, reckon you'd nail it second time round or you still doomed to failure?
>>226177124Either that or he finally took matters into his own hands without involcing others like he said
*drooling spastic voice*did anybody see heatherpaedo melty the other day? and spaki showed up and sacked tranny was there and and they all had a fight and mousey spammed again grrr lol
>>226177149i'd purposely do everything the same
You should have your full name and address attached to everything you do online, every website you visit, everything you purchase, every post you make or like, every video you watch, and all this should be publicly available
>>226177149I'd start the hrt straight away so i could be a cute woman
>>226177147targeted 30fps too, and thats on the PS5 pro only.
>>226177149the existentialness of being a 36 year old interacting with 11 year olds would fuck it upif however i could basically redo my life but i've decided as a 36 year old to make different decisions when the time comes such as wrt girls and school, so i'd be the same 11 year old as i was but i'd just choose differently at some key eventsthen yes 100% it would go much better lol
>>226177152he is posting in this thread
>>226177149I know exactly what I would want to do, but if I have my current memories, then I don't think I can fully comprehend the trauma and humiliation of living as an adult in an 11 year old's body
>>226177153sorry mate, must have missed it.
>>226177169Same plus bitcoin billionaire
>>226177149no, 9 or 10 i could swing but 11 is beyond the pale
>>226177171they'll really make us wait 2 years for a pc release so we can play it at 60+ fps
>>226177166Woah so contrarian, you really baited me!
>>226177145woke shite
dtfic gets punched down in every thread then takes a breather and comes back early in the next. daily humiliation ritual
>>226177195What are you hiding
>>226177212he lives in your head rent free lol
>>226177166this basically already happens you're insanely dumb if you think anything you're doing online is anonymous without having absurdly over the top opsec
reminder. keep it civil
>>226177212Ok I will bully him!
you should watch the german tv show dark, it's about time travel and the two main girls both get their tits out
>>226177191GTA V got a 60fps update in 2022 for consoles but this overhyped blurry GTA 6 brownfest can't do the same on launch in 2026
>>226177222I have absurdly over the top opsec
step into my orifice
>>226177233I watched that years ago it was good I don't remember them getting their chebs out though
>>226177237It will be amazing ok?
>>226177203indeed
>>226177233My favorite part was that dad cheating on his wife with that trannard who lived in a shack
>>226177212does he really
>>226177224Am I supposed to be mad about this or something? I don't get what everybodys faux-outrage is about with the Government>nooooooo you can't stop children watching porn!>nooooooo you can't try to stop anti-social behaviourFucking grow up
>>226177149if I kept all the knowledge, social skills and confidence I have now? Absolutely, I'd be neck deep in pussy the moment my balls dropped
>>226177224another useless thing that won't be enforced by the police (cause they're wokes)
>>226177149still doomed tbqh
>>226177266alri andy
>>226177212who
>>226177237I wonder if TES 6 will be a 30 fps game too when it releases in like 2030.
really need a shower but getting in and out on my own is so difficult
In theory, a witness to Lincoln's assassination could have met a witness to Trump's attempted assassination
Love preserves me gherkins pickled onions pickled cabbage pickled cauliflower cornichons pickled eggs all extremely lush
>>226177304wow there are people that were alive in the sixties that are still alive today... mental...
been chatting to this yank girl on and off for almost 6 years and she hasn't let me see her vagina
walking up to the six man deep arab group and making it a six seven white boy arab gang dapping them up while i have a kazoo in my mouth shuffling shuff-eling the entire time while they go " yooooo u aight white boy " but in a broken sort of swedish arab sounding way
>>226177321ever make your own
>>226177350well, have you let her see your penis?
>>226177350why
>>226177304Just not true though is it though this is a bit mad though thoughbeit thougheverthough https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lincoln%E2%80%93Kennedy_coincidences_urban_legend
let's go after those hun bastards, rorke. like the good ol' days. <3
>>226177304Nixon attended the funeral of the last American Civil War veteran IIRCAlso the last Civil War widow died in 2020
>>226177368>thoughbeit thougheverhow long until gen alpha appropriate this into their lingo
>>226177351you don’t even have real black people so arabs are your black people. that’s grim actually
>>226177362no but i told her it's small so she'll be pleasantly surprised when i eventually whip out a perfectly average-sized hog
>>226177368Last witness to Lincoln's assassination died in 1956 and the oldest people at the Butler rally were born in the 1940s so it is possible though it likely never happened
>>226177396dont think telling a girl you have a small dick is a particularly smart move
>>226177380>In 1936, during the Great Depression, 17-year-old Jackson married 93-year-old Union Army veteran James Bolinbit problematic
blessed pup
>>226177321When I left the UK I missed pickled onions, so I ended up getting pickled red onions instead. You should give them a try if you have the chance
>>226177354No don't know how
here we go lads
Sup Biomasie
>>226177412well it hasn't scared her off
Hope i don't get done for noncing
>>226177426i hope he's next
>>226177438alri stephen
30 fps in the big 26... son....
>>226177422They sell them in ALDI they're lush
>>226177303showering is generally discouraged here
>>226177425can't imagine shagging an inflatable doll feels particularly good
>>226177449hello
hate being a manager so much might self harm
>>226177425>2 hours took me 20 minutes
>>226177467hi
have no intention of playing GTA myself, will probably just watch clips of any sex scenes with that latina lass and call it a day
going to sleep until 2100 AD anyone want owt?
>>226177478what possesses an argentinian to post in this thread
of course netflix has scary movie (2000), scary movie 2 (2001), and scary movie 3 (2003), but not scary movie 4 (2006) which was the one i actually wanted to watch. fucking typical.
got a feeling gta is going to be complete shite.
Me? I'm with ZEN internet
>>226177494Calm down rorke It's not that deep
>>226177489he's not really an argie mate
wish i could just go back in time and get her back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLtmmFjxSoc
Hello frens,/brit/ is the last bastion of /int/, /esp/ died, /lat/ is almost there and the rest are heading the same direction. So please keep shitposting.Have a good day. Anon.
>>226177498It looks like shit and all the characters appeal to 13 year olds
>>226177498v wasn't anything special
>>226177494fmhy
>>226177506what possesses a brit to live in argentina
The online doesn't even release for another year Makes me not so bothered that it doesn't release on pc yet
>>226177533he's using a vpn
Me? Still alive and on that Lucocade orange grind.It NNN day 11 x
>>226177489i came here to talk about football when the world cup was happening. I liked it enough i stayed here.
>>226177533It's spaedo on a vpn
>>226177518>only 130 posts in half an houryeah... /brit/ isn't dying... haha...
I would live in Chile. Seems comfy. I wanted to learn Chilean Spanish but couldn't find many resources so had to give up not interested in the other dialects of Spanish.
>>226177533cheap pussy
>>226177522come on mate i know how to pirate, everyone does, the complaint is that it's just not as convenient as looking stuff up on the 'flix
>>226177546Have you tried that new sherbert Lucozade?
>>226177553Chilean Spanish is the most retarded version of Spanish and everybody makes fun of it because they have a weird tic at the end of sentences nobody else uses
>>226177543>>226177506grow up little boy, this delusion you have is getting stale.>>226177553chile looks grim.
Someone just linked the thread in the Discord. Probably DTFIC.
helperlad giving sacked tranny a rimjob behind the gardening aisle
think you've had enough sherbert lucozades for one lifetime you fat tradie heffer
you know that feeling when you go your whole life thinking an actor is american but then you find out they're from some random as fuck country like northern ireland or some rubbish like that
>>226177552
I masturbated to pornography ;_;
>>226177589or worse, australia or new zealand
>>226177589i can't name any actors so no
>>226177569Nope but it sounds certified LUSH. Where do I get it?
>>226177574I like Chile so it makes the most sense to learn the variety of Spanish of the country interested in>>226177588They're sugar free you clown
>>226177589It’s probably easier to get into character if it’s from a total different country
>>226177589Me with Piers Brosnan and Christian Bale
>>226177613I saw it in TESCO and yes it is lush
why were you cunts bullying the krauts yesterday?
>>226177552dying but still quite fast if you think about it
>>226177564The main reason I would use the 'flix now is content discovery, honestly. I have a small raspberry pie controller for my tv that I built years ago. It makes pirating just as convenient as any streaming sevice
someones crossposted with the freaks
mums getting some bits from the scobie collection for xmas
>>226177589i dont have stupid gay feelings like that
>>226177553learn spanish using any resources and then watch chilean yt videos
Went mental yesterday and had three wanks, I haven't done that since I was a teenager. Had one this morning too, I reckon it was a one off and my wilbur will go dormant now though.
he’s on a power “trip”, as it were
>>226177648like what? a gherkin membership?
>>226177589If it's a handsome white guy then he's probably not American fyi
>>226177643alright i'll try that*thinks about it*no, you're still wrong
>>226176924Tescoberg
>>226177666hmm i’m a handsome white guy and i’m not american so yeah checks out
>>226177666was going to suggest will smith as an example because i briefly forgot he's black. i truly don't see race.
Drinking on soda
didn't even learn spanish or french but I just know what they're saying anyway. oh I wonder what dos beero por favor means
giving respect with the ultimate aim of getting respect
>>226177648scobie?
deary me
I assume every actor and musician/band is American unless explicitly proven otherwise
>>226177682dream physique
got 1 month off the booze as of today. had plenty of opioids thoughever.
might defect to the skavens
when did she become such a fat man anyway, she used to have the cutest tits
mum said im not allowed on the intellectual dark web no more
>>226177703Reminds me of that video of African American kids shooting themselves
afraid to propose to my gf because there's a chance she'll try and emasculate me by keeping her own surname
>>226177703idgi because surely the spirit is edited in so how can they see it live?
>>226177474>105 up>virgin medias
>>226177690no sabes nada.
>>226177723Good video thatPops the little one first then thinks "oh fuck sake now i'm gonna do life" then pops herself
>>226177735stupid fucker aren't you
>>226177728Say 'Will you marry me...but only if...'
>>226177739Why would I need a high upload speed?
Farting on my balls
>>226177717too many tesco meal deals
>>226177703nahhh he done did the scary filter prank on him
>>226177753not really...is it fake?
>>226177682achievable natty?
day 2 of russell brand's 10 year prison sentence
>>226177690I used to live around Spanglish speakers and could understand most Spanish long before I actually studied it
Not a single gp itt
>>226177639Corr cheers for letting me know. I'll have a look for it next time I'm womfing around Wesco x
>>226177739Upload speeds are artificially shit in the UK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzkTTA0YQe4
james cordon raped me
>>226177717I'm not fat, I've actually lost weight since that picture was taкen
>>226177763if you cant work out whats happening then you are unintelligent.
>>226177747i know everything you cunt
>>226177769poor lad only liked a bit of fanny and had an ability to attain it that most men would envy
What's up with that pic of Russell Brand protesting naked? Is his dick really that small or was he just nervous or something?
>>226177781Then why you do you have a fridge body in this >>226177588
>>226177757it means you're on cable which is shit>>226177776grim
>>226177778Weird looking dog
>>226176913PLEASE ACCEPT OUR HEARTFELT APOLOGY, /BRIT/>>226176993>>226176993>>226176993
>>226177769he'll be out in 5
>>226177782not everything is about intelligenceI actually went to oxbridge but cope on
>>226177798No it doesn't what are you talking about
what's their deal?
>>226177814ok dummy
would you trust a fat doctor lads? i could understand if a bloke is over 60 being a bit portly, but imagine seeing a younger guy (or worse, woman) in their 30s or 40s and they're fucking obese. no way.anyway there's one of those in my local clinic now
timmy's spirit animal
>>226177792i don't know nigga i'm no dick expert
>>226177821>>226177713YOU AGAIN!!!!
>>226177825please just tell me what's going on in the video
all frogposters are bots on here btw
im not dum i went to uxbridge
Poch fell off after the champions league final defeat to Liverpool
>>226177832wee rorke
>>226177792looks huge to me
>>226177817fiber is usually asymmetric
it's just one australian spamming blogposts, right?
is botting viable in OSRS or have they got all sorts of AI-powered shit now to permaban you within a nanosecond?
>>226177375CORRRRRRR CATIES
>>226177895There only is one Australian poster
not gonna jerk today actually
>>226177895what? i ent blogposting you silly spaniard
scran
Had a lovely lamb and beef shawarma earlier
>>226177889The type of cable that is used for the data to travel isn't the reason why the upload is lower than the download, its the infrastructure the cable connects to on the network
I'm a neet
>>226177920love lambdont care for beef
>>226177917>grape jamIt's grape jelly. Have some pride in your People.
>>226177938im a weirdooooo
ok! posting is getting out of hand everyone is pretending to be an umchicken
>>226177920mohammed
>>226177946fag
please explain the term 'serving cunt'
>>226177948they're different things o algo
>>226177973it's the person who takes your order in a restaurant
real conversations slow downrandom gibberish and reposts of food startgetting too obvious now
>>226177751reckon it's the immediate and overwhelming feeling of guilt over killing her cousin that leads her to off herself in the moment. evil bastard
>>226177991not a riposte though was it
this time next week i will be grandly thieving some autos in minecraft
jellying your tongue into a woman's arsehole doesn't give you 10 years in prison
>real conversations slow down>random gibberish and reposts of food start>getting too obvious now
>>226177938ktim
>>226177983Should have gone for the Bonne Maman. That's good jelly.
>>226178006it's spelled repost retard
>>226177999having read this exchange im on your side that other guy is evil
>>226178020but should it?
What do they all have in common?
>>226178021sc
>Second mystery male celeb 'has injunction' stopping allegations being publishedA FUCKING ANOTHER ONE
>>226177938that's neat!
where can i this
>>226177920i too enjoy unnecessary cruelty to animals
>>226178053Its David Jason
>>226178057No clue mate
>>226178053ooooh its all so exciting
>>226177935cable was set up with tv in mind, so much higher download than upload (which was only needed for subscriber information, checkins, etc)when fiber was installed they just had it be asymmetricso it's not due to the cable but the type of cable determines the provisioning behind it
>>226178063Good to know, the suffering makes them far more delicious
>>226178063Fuck off leftypol
>>226178088leftypol loves halal slaughter though
>>226178044david walliams
just woke up
>the suffering makes them far more delicious
get the halal BANNEDkeep the kosher LEGAL
everyone ready for the polar vortex?
had enough of life
>Under-16s in the UK could now be banned from Spotify, Lego Play and YouTube Kids under expanded Government proposals to widen the scope of its social media banWoketanic roar
>>226178129Yes it comfy and lush it cups of tea it extra blankets it's comfy gaming and anime sessions x
Voldemort is FUCKED
>>226178139Good. Why is the entire world against governments trying to shield children from predators and the profoundly damaging effects of pornography?
>>226178139are they already banned from regular youtube?
I just want to be a hobbit that's unaware of the world around me
>>226178139>could be>proposalsYAWN
>>226178155based comfy ew x
>>226178139I'm not under 16 and have no children or any prospect of having children so they could be sending all under 16s to the asbestos mines and I wouldn't care
>>226178139goodget them in the fresh outdoorssunny day outside
>>226178228oh he's hard
Watching some
>>226178158true sayhttps://youtu.be/meOurp3j7qc
>>226178259:/
>>226178053woke 3.0 is mental
>why are our kids cooped up indoors all day? let them get some fresh air, i say!
>>226176922>>226176922>>226176922recycle when ready
>>226178280half the time I go out corner shops are closed
real new >>226177483>>226177483>>226177483
