Beaver edition
Protect our women and children>"I was raped by Russell Brand"Fuck off love, come back when you were raped by 10 pakis
>>226183692buck tooth freaks
all the things she saidall the things she saidrunning through my head running through my headthis is not enoooough
you forget yourself sir
>>226183701see>>226183082
ive had my pasta and now im having my wine
Don't care about some mong boy Hollywood plant going to prison for rape tbqhon. Didn't think he was particularly talented to begin with, just another con artist pretending to be some New Age hippy guru for gen x.
Protect our women and children>"I was raped by a refugee"Fuck off love, dont be racist.
>>226183692
>>226183716Я coшлa c yмa Я coшлa c yмa Mнe нyжнo oнaMнe нyжнo oнa Mнe нyжнo oнa
ive had my beer and now im having my second beer
>>226183744love this screenshot he's so stupid
mumberg complaining that my room smells damp. well maybe it wouldn't be damp if you turned the heating on once in a while instead of letting me freeze my nut off and using a heater in your own room
>>226183749grim alkie cunt
Reasonably cute White English driver brought my Co-Op delivery tonight. A rarity. Wasn't even a boyfriend in the car either.
>>226183754How is he stupid
got a special room for fartingrun in there any time i need to fart then immediately leave
>>226183773name field is above the comment field mate
>>226183740Both is rape, both should be in prison. why is that so hard to believe Rorke?
opinions on craig charles?
>>226183737is that vodka sauce everyone bangs on about really any good?
>>226183784If you've seen his other Instagram comments you'd know he basically has 3 braincells
>>226183790Now THAT'S a "done him" moment
>>226183759mumberg used to say "it smells like boys in here" when she came into my room and in hindsight I know she meant it reeked of cum
>>226183793you believe a certain % of migrants being criminals is acceptable because if you genuinely cared about women and children you'd demand a stop to them coming (as you know a certain amount go on to rape, murder, steal etc.)
>>226183803Robot Wars was great, zoomers missed out
>>226183803Makes a good sandwich and I enjoyed him on Corrie and Robot Wars. Don't care for Red Dwarf and dont listen to radio
i simply love it when a hot white woman gets fat and she get belly and arse and titties and rollsneedless to say the last few years of mounjaro and ozempic and wegovy have been something of a personal tragedy for me
people stopped doing things at high noon, day break, sun down etctimes are more precisely tracked now
>>226183803big fan, his radio show is kino
it smells like updog in here
>>226183850woke strikes again
>>226183784hello sem
>>226183830When did I defend migrant rapists?Rorke is the one denying Brand's crimes by comparing to rape gangs.
The problem isn't immigrantsThe problem is rich cunts
i am bored of the rape and immigrant chatwe will discuss something else now OK
>>226183805yank shite so i doubt itafaik the vodka is just a gimmick it's just your classic creamy tomato saucei'd personally prefer darker sauce
>>226183895i need a whiteness check on those areas
I've made rock cakesbit too moist and cakey on the inside, I like them dry and crumblier like a real rock
>>226183856
>>226183889i doubt your opinion on migrants differs to anything ive assumed
>>226183708watch it, buddy
>>226183929Argentines can suck on a fat british bomb if you ask me
>>226183692bover
>>226183957look at this fucking chud
I must rewrite Shakespeare for you illiterate dunces.And let's just say: I'm going to butcher him.
missing the toilfus gentle touch
Are you Celt, angle/saxon or Norman? What is your opinion on the other two?
>>226183977leave that black man's works alone
>>226183917We live in a racist country so it's not surprising that white people still have all the money. The descendants of the landed gentry will do anything to hoard the wealth while everybody else suffers.
>>226183983saxoneveryone else is a cunt
very cringe and FOY seeing 'acab' graffiti in british cities
>>226183895Those immigrants are used by the rich cunts to keep you poor and houseless. And then rich cunts will attempt to shame you if you object to their subterfuge by calling you 'racist'. The lower classes will never break free from the constraints that were placed on them by the rich scum, because you'll have to contend with stupid people keeping you in line.
>>226183973their teeth are orange because they literally have iron in them
Did you lot know?Hell has an entertainment room!
my life`movie`
>>226183969One of my favourite running gags in Bottom is Richie's hatred of Argies and his claim he fought in the Falklandsto some old lady in the shop>Go on run. Just like you did at Goose Green. Argie!
anyone else find it impossible to get a clean arse from wiping alone?feel like i only get a proper clean when i hop in the showerthink i need to shave my arse
What if it turned out you had some kind of genetic mutation that made you immune to cancer and scientists could use it to make a permanent cure for all cancersThe catch? You have to be hooked into a machine that leaves you deaf-blind and in agonising pain 24/7 for several years, and then you will die But afterwards nobody will ever have cancer ever again The entire world now knows about this and is pressuring you to do it for their sakesAll the angry parents whose babies and children are dying of cancer demand you do itBut ultimately it's your choice What would you do?
>>226184003Fuck off then to the riches that await you in Africa or Pakistan lol
Is anyone seriously surprised that Rorke is defending rapists now? He's the one that suddenly stopped caring about the Epstein files because his orange god was one of the ringleaders
>>226184029install a bidet
>>226184014yeah but that's not the immigrants' fault
If you wish to know the tragedy of what a mind must endure, buy the DVD.You were given the image, along with a quote.
nth for the holodem
got tomatoes and onions and peppers so i can make salsa for my tendies
>>226184029get those wet toilet wipesI always give my arse a scrub in the shower with a flannel, then blast water up it
>>226183983I am all of these combined!
might pop to the paki shop to get some chocolate
instead of tinned food could i not just stockpile loads of pot noodles
>>226183983i'm a celtic briton oppressed by the anglo yoke
>>226184029keep wiping
wish ...
*scene*Z: I know not of what you speak. Prithee, why art thou so intemperate?B: That's hard!
UK hasnt had a replacement-level fertility rate since 2003
Truth is you can’t be multiple ethnicities you belong to the seed of your forefathers. An apple tree doesn’t become a coconut tree because you plant it in Hawaii.
>>226183983don’t know don’t carethis haplogroup autism is very american, like people from boston claiming to be irish and hating the english even though almost every native briton has more irish dna than them
>>226184115zoomers arent procreating, simple as
>>226184045Yes it very well is. In the USSR, Stalin would call them saboteurs and have them executed.
got that feeling in the back of your throat and that funny feeling in your head where you know youre about to become unwell
>>226183983everyone is a mix of all
>>226184115Average Woman in Seoul has 0.63 children in her lifetime In other words it's more or less a 60/40 split between women having 1 child or no children at allNot sustainable
>>226184072they are dangerous and illegal
You see, my love, in the beginning was the deed.Capital, Volume 1. Chapter 2.
>>226184148most zoomers werent even born in 2003 you obsessed weirdo
>>226184115Should we pay people more or fix the housing crisis? No
>>226184115uk is not making it easy to start a family
Right well nobody responded to my utterly bizarre hypothetical, that's a shame
how common do you reckon it is for a woman to like it in the arse more than in the vagina
>>226184191what was it x
>>226184115everything is too expensive
>>226184030no, it's my gift, fuck everyone else
30 year old virgins worrying about fertility rate
>>226184030in this situation i'd rape rorke
Faust: Why am I here!Devil: You're an idiot.
actually dunno where AI got that 2003 number from the real answer seems to be 1972>>226184115
>>226184115get them in, get them shagged
>>226184207See >>226184030
>>226184030WWJD
Rorke owes me anal sex
>>226184030tell them to piss off until they can figure out a better way
>>226184188>>226184214how come povos have the highest birth rates in the country?
good boys get rewards
>>226184279he'd probably tell us all to get along and stop being so nasty x
VPN freaks have waddled in.
>>226184031Why should I "fuck off" just because I speak the truth>the riches that await you in Africa or PakistanSome people in those places surely are rich. But a lot of the wealth of those places was plundered by Europe.
>>226184030i'd just wait like 1 year for some pharma company to come up with a solution that doesn't involve endless torment
>>226184298zesty ahh tommy
Experiencing interruptions?
he gets genuinely upset if you call them ugly
>>226184030no but I would spend the rest of my life chainsmoking and eating curries out of plastic containers
The black fields where poppies grow,Seed by seed, row by row.
Jumbo wholetail scampi and Home Chips for din dins tonight
>>226184030do it no questionI'd do it because it's right but if you want a selfish reason, you would live on forever in the collective memory
>>226184270Screaming! Faust was a bloody silly billy, wasn't he?
>>226184310if your partner expects some kind of chore in return for sex then you've absolutely fucked it
anyone smoke fags what r the best ones
You. You're my gimphole. I keep you in a cage in a latex gimp suit in my dungeon in the dark all day. You're not allowed to make any noise or I beat you.You get one 30 minute outing for food, water, piss, pooping.The only other times you're let out is when I fuck you, which I do whenever I like.This is your life. Enjoy it. Or don't. You don't get a choice.
How well the flowering of your youth becomes you, to quote the dead ever lasting.
karl pilkington funny
How do you post with a vpn? never works for me
>>226184370rothman superkings
dont understand the people who hate black americans. we brought them here, they are just as american as any of us.
>>226184384Like this
>>226184300government gives them money
>>226184370imo marlboro reds
>>226184384Cheers for that
>>226184384Test why isn't this shi working
>>226184338there are other ways of acheiving this :)
>>226184370can i bum a fag
>>226184384easy
>>226184384buy a passyou could use the botnet but you’ll end up getting a knock at the door
>>226184370malboro reds for me
>>226183701Rorke really do be sayin this
>>226184400what ab newports
>>226184370benson goldbuy british
OK well I look like a fool To use a vpn you need a pass
>>226184370terry's rent boys
watching rangs of power
blud pays for 4chan
Actress Millie Bobby Brown, age 22, already has two children with her husband.
the shape of my body, my frame, my skeleton if you will - is simply awful
>>226184458ok
redbone birds are so fucking peng lads
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
>>226184465ed sheeran on a real downer
i get why everyone vapes why is a 20 pack 20 quid fucking bastard country
>>226184444They're nice but they're too easy to smoke. You'll end up smoking 2 packs a day
>>226184474picture unrelated
new hampshire votes no
>>226184458adopted
for me personally it's dunhills
Dany wasn't raped by Drogo
https://youtu.be/ukd5rRBVAow
remember when you could get a pack of fags from a machine and there was 20p inside
>>226184511Whatwhy
I only have 1 fag every few weeks simply don't get how people become addicted to it or get through packs a day
only smoke cock
Melinda Messenger sex arse
one for the money two for pussy and foreign cars three for Alize niggas deceased or behind bars
>>226184458must actually be really shit being famous (aside from the wealth). cant even go for a walk without getting harassed by paparazzi
Don the garb
ktimmers
>>226184537mm yeah I love dry expired fags
Listening to Jane Remover x
>>226184474I thought redbone meant native American. If so that one off Stranger Things is ridiculously fit
Sometimes a gimmick doesn't work out and that's fine. It's important to keep innovating.
>>226184474do brits even know what redbone means
>>226184562music for 14 year olds addicted to twitter
>>226184559Me, genuinely
>>226184561t. brighton retirement home volunteer
>>226184537lad you are fucking rock solid
>>226184529Wants to keep working I guess I dunno
How does an image work?*explains the joke*I see!
>>226184577I’ve only seen it in that /tv/ copypasta about bullying janny at the movie theatre
>>226184587Oh yeah? What do you listen to?
>>226184568it means mixed but mostly black girl
Listening to Jane's Addiction
>>226184577doesn't it just mean lightskinned
my perimanopause score is bad lads
>>226184607rorke
The real mousenonce only posted here for 6 months The one we know now is a different person
>>226184030I'd say I'd do it on the condition that I live for an equal amount of years as a king, rich as fuck, and with a harem of the fittest women on earth. Then once I'd lived the life I'd just kill myself
>>226184561They don't expire though, the nicotine is already dried. what the fuck are you doing to talking about?
>>226184613https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om4nihQZmUE XD (not a sam hyde fan though personally)
>>226184633dare i ask what that is
>>226184562kikeslop
Timbre!
So here we are then. The lads
Overnight temperatures are expected to fall to -5C in some rural parts of England.
the readhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_penis
>>226184115GTI, GTH, GTW
>>226184642you know cigarettes go stale after a few days right? They taste like shit after that
>>226184660is it a tranny
>>226184666banger
>>226183847the holocaust of the architects
>>226184670never happened to me, there's no difference. just keep them in the pack?
tonight's fact of the night: The penis is homologous to the clitoris in females
Oats are a gift from God
>>226184682yh
>>226184592based>>226184577usually not. it's a southern thing>>226184568that's redskin (specifically east coast USA redskins)like >>226184622 said it's lightskinned black women but not too lightskinned
>>226184670>after a few daysnigga what a 50g bag of amber leaf used to last me weeks and it would be fine
any /agnostic christian/ man in
My body goes manky and smelly and greasy and gross if I don't shower like every couple hours
The tree has fallen: You cannot write speeches.Advice. Please ask for it. You stand before "peers" and unwork itself. Your purpose. Black. You do not know the meaning of the word.Do not live to see it.
Undderated birds. Claire Peacock
>>226184660>>226184682Literally who cares it's just music
Sir Russel Brand and Sir David Walliams
>>226184723>every couple hoursnigga what a 15 minute shower used to last me weeks and it would be fine
did you know that Good Will Hunting is just called Will Hunting in the French market
>>226184711I'm talking about machine rolled straights, they start to go off within days of takimg the wrapping off
Sir Trussel Trust
>>226184719no i am a daoist "nigga"
>nigga
>>226184740calm down i was only asking because it looks like a tranny
Patsy Kensit
Eminently that sash becomes you.Because fie, I preach to the unschooled.
>>226184760what’s the difference between tobacco in a pouch and tobacco in straights?
>>226184770basedlove laozi and zhuangzi
>>226184739https://www.google.com/maps/place/Manchester,+UK/@53.4748552,-2.2413753,38a,75y,196.84h,86.34t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1swZwW_wLucJUeq-9JCYY7kw!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.clients6.google.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fcb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile%26w%3D900%26h%3D600%26pitch%3D3.661524513294438%26panoid%3DwZwW_wLucJUeq-9JCYY7kw%26yaw%3D196.84351445464694!7i16384!8i8192!4m6!3m5!1s0x487a4d4c5226f5db:0xd9be143804fe6baa!8m2!3d53.4807593!4d-2.2426305!16zL20vMDUyYnc?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MTEwOC4wIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
boffins lied. evolution is fake
litorus
any hollow empty husk man in
mcafee screech
>>226184796pouch tobacco stays fresh longer because it's in a big moist lump rather than separated into individual cigs
>>226184823you need psychiatric help
>>226184808the URL bugged out but the photo was taken outside The Palace Theatre in Manchester
>>226184808mcafees poltergeist ripping all the magnets off my fridge
janny onamadone
>>226184839i know
Rorke reading the entirety of his stepbrother's David Walliams collection to own the feminazis
>>226184792mogged by Ruby on Emmerdale
You had your chance.Now you have a clown. Hope you're proud of yourself.
at least we still have rob brydon
>>226184895why have you screenshotted my reply
https://youtu.be/dbbtmskCRUY
>>226184894he turns up in Clayface
farm workers used to get nicotine overdoses because it was a pesticide corrr
>>226184895why does your 4channel look so ugly?
was going to type a post that I thought was pretty funny but it would be way too longbrevity is the soul of wit as they say
>>226184929Manages to get off his De Niro impression on the sly as well
He has not the mettle for his war,Nor the stomach for its consumption.Prithee, why speak thee to a priest of misfortune.Perchance, a pacifist of misreason?
we at /brit/ congratulate the bellingham "niggas" on their england call up
>>226184955i never said that
alri lads I'm quitting /brit/ so i'll clear my cookies so that I have to do the long captchas if i want to post againbye bye
Why is Ireland depicted as a left-wing society? I saw the video of them heckling Brandon, but what else
>>226184975so what
>>226184929ok?
>>226184978see you soon ok
>Undderated birds>random woman with big titsthe wonders of rorke's mind
>>226184980sinn fein had a marxist faction
Whos Brandon?
what kind of name is "Walliams" anywayit should be WILLIAMS
You will not know the names of the dead I know.They are not the bow's arc of my intent, but those who I will meet.And er yet, forget.
>>226185022fair play
>>226185014more like udderrated birds xP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gfz4ObUDlnM
What would cause a man to play multiple characters off of multiple VPNs
https://x.com/JoshBabarinde/status/2120098581851820379legend
Thoughts?
>>226184953It's 'Chance'. I'm sad I don't get the coloured boards but it is really good. Amazing features
>>226184980
yes it's me. I am "roake".
Goodbye.When you sleep between a duvet and a pillow, know that I sleep on a quilt.
>>226185065I sleep in a big bed with my wife
Russel brand is a bit swarthy is he a *clears throat*
>>226184999dunno
>>226185052
even highly intelligent people have wanks just like the rest of us
>>226185032Kek
>>226185092
>>226185057hello 'roake nigga'
I'm drinking the "kronenbourg" tonightthe cans with the lid exposed in the shop so all kinds of grubby stranger hands have been fondling it beforehand
Its shade become you all
>>226185129I’ve been doing this every day for the past decade and never got sick from it
>>226184920I was going to talk some crap but I couldn't be bothered. Maybe this is the point in time I gained ultimate maturity. Right in front of our eyes.Can't believe you went off in a strop though. It was a good chat until it devolved
>>226185065you sleep on cocks fag boy
>>226185172why are you seething over nothing
they should invent a ybox
https://www.tiktok.com/@gogeogo1/video/7706236631644179734
just itched my bum and i had to get up and wash my hands lol
oo the fags who have been here since 2pm are swinging their handbags at each other again
I am but a blunt instrument to the tune of one much sharper.*High heels*
being quick to anger is a sign of low intelligence
got the "nigga" tunes on
>>226185243keep it to yourself cunt
having sex right now
David Walliams sex arse
>>226185243im slow to anger but slow in generalsluggish individual me
>>226185106I just had a very cerebral wank, in fact
I’m not a big fan of pooners
>>226185190Shut your yap
just licked my own phone, not sure why
>>226185243there seems to be an inverse correlation with how angry i am and how many chess matches i win so couldn't agree more
>>226185209Kys
>>226185225Who?
>>226185306it's some of the saddest shit I've seen thojust let lil bro live his lifehttps://www.tiktok.com/@gogeogo1/video/7690225596521073953
>>226185300you're a virgincheckmate.......
>>226185324Stay in tiktock. Don't come back here you homo
my dad is currently in Cambodia
>>226185337>>226185337>>226185337
>>226185339https://www.tiktok.com/@gogeogo1/video/7677651406660062497
>>226185335i should be
>>226185355Kys
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
