Timmy has had enough edition
women are evil cunts
I want money
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AFyK6M3DyU
>>226187476reckon you'd be arrested for drawing this image
/brit/ is regulated and monitored by the Financial Conduct Authority
fucking get in lads
>>226187582hell yeah
>>226187582let's fucking gooooooo
>>226187582I want some
lot of mother daughter scenes tonight. Tracy and Amy. Sarah and Bethany
>>226187476heem sleepy
good news lads Simon Cowell is next
>>226187514a year and 2 months ago, been struggling with my mental health for a while but had a lovely bloke down citizens advice fill out all the sheets for me xi was skeptical it was "okay'' but the man said hes seen loads of people on 600+ month for PIP and I ''deserve it for fighting with my disability for so long''will be working on getting a motability car and council tax concessions now
>>226187582giz a few quid
i'm a dark triad male manipulator sigma type guy
>>226187571Hegseth and Caine are gonna be the Fall Goys
My minimum wage has increased by 10k in 10 years
Glad you left the EUBrexit more like wish we could just go back in
pippypops ummychops
>>226187625how do you know
>>226187618>will be working on getting a motability car and council tax concessions nowBasedSqueeze this country to the last penny and make tory boys pay
Rangs of power is phenomenal and better than Jackson's fillums
nth for the baddiedem
*enters the thread*
>Brexit more like wish we could just go back in
the man who wrote the Simpson theme tune at age 76
>>226187637its been 10 years mate its time to move on
>>226187618make sure to get the most expensive car possible. like straight up german luxury barge or something
>>226187637Pretty good wordplay for a Germoid
>>226187476did he get in trouble for that suckerpunch at the end while he was already collapsed on the ground
Two bottles deepThe mind disconnects from its purpose. Perhaps a third.
>>226187657Love it
you learn how you should be loved from your opposite sex parent and you learn how to live from your same sex parent
>>226187661he also did thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2LQMElLoLs
Smoll party girl anyone?
>>226187677No
I'm such a fucking mong
>>2261876802/3rds of a bottle of wine is enough for me
th
>>226187657when will you accept that you are addicted to pornography
>>226187699the guilt and shame from seeing a hooker would haunt me for the rest of my days
The mischief
>>226187637i dont get it
10 years since Brexit and we've only recovered half of the gdp we've lost but at least it was worth it to get rid of those few thousand white polish tradesmen in exchange for 1 million Somalis
>>226187736It's not that bad
>>226187721why does only extreme coastal europe say th as in this
>>226187698this is Russell barnd favourite sonhg
>>226187699why do you post about whores so much
i posted in the old like a mong but basically i am a sir 24 year old who is currently wearing his uni hoodie ok
British bucket list>Go to Crufts>Go to Chelsea Flower Show>Walk from Land's End to John O'Groats>Go to Last Night at the Proms>Ride the Falkirk Wheel>Climb Snowdonwhat else?
>>226187755short term pain, long term gainor something like that
Russell Brand is a Man Against Time.
>>226187721really made me fink
>>226187657needs to throw those tights away they've got massive holes in
>>226187788when are you going to grow up
>>226187755Somali heads large
got a recruiter asking me about a job in zurichmight go there and become loaded and get a nice swiss gf
I will be launching two gimmicks come December 1st:> No beer until Christmas Eve> Watch a Christmas film every two days
dtfic back from his literacy lesson where they covered the five Ws
>>226187781Then why's he in prison?
>>226187776go to glydenbourne
>>226187788Looks like my kebab from the other day haha
the results are in
>>226187699looks like Roxanne McKee but that is a big wobbly arse
jfs just cannot do banter can they
>>226187736It's because you're ugly, I can see it from your perspective after thinking about it for a little bit. If it got to the point in my adult life that I realise the only way a woman would touch me is to pay for it I'd be ashamed too. Would be a sick feeling knowing she's hating every second of it and repulsed by me too
>>226187618That's great. Bet it's a huge relief to finally have it over with. Is mandatory reconsideration the first step in making an appeal?I had my assessment recently and got zero points for any activities, which I think is absolutely bullshit. I suspect she wasnt even listening to what I said and just tried to prevent me from getting it. Bitch
>Under-25s with ADHD or anxiety set to see £217 a month disability benefits axed
och aye I'm thinking
The idiot they couldn't kill
>>226187776ive climbed snowdon
>>226187681lowkey the hottest baddiedem
>>226187476
>>226187848more poor people just what the country needs
>>226187823>GTA IV and LCS that lowcringe
>>226187844no it's not that, it's actually because i've been in multiple consensual relationships in my life, and the thought of telling a genuine partner the truth in that regard would be too much to handle. sex is sacred and worth saving yourself for
>>226187800she's an athlete, can't have her skin burning when squatting
Two little "nigga" birdsSitting on a wall,One named Peter,One named Paul.Fly away Peter!Fly away Paul!Come back Peter!Come back Paul!
GTA 4 is the worst game and I won't hear any more about it
>>226187882gta 4 is forced slop>le physics xD
>>226187882https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VqiMQoMXmw
bros why are doggos so perfect
>>226187829It would be hilarious to see her midget face bobbing up and down up and down on my dingaling and midget arms bracing herself. Just found her and was soooo tempted. She's only £70 for half an hour too, dirt cheap because of her condition. She's not too clever though. A lot of sickos are probably hunting for a midget and would lay even more than they would for regular girls
>>226187820googlesnice
>>226187903ai slop 'handwriting'kys
>>226187899gta 4 is kino*
>>226187903thats AI you mong
>>226187848Why under 25?
he need it attention ok
>>226187932they don't vote so easy targets
>>226187903fucking gay retard poster
>>226187858was that a one off thing or do you things like that regular?
(fade)
>>226187898>>226187899cringe>>226187900>>226187919basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnEWJOflw0Q
>>226187884Alright man, I don't know why you're telling me this. I do what's best for me as you evidently are for yourself. What's the problem?
Consuming Sneed oil
>>226187970not shaming, as you were sarge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok1-XYV3k60
Oh
>>226187952do a lot of walking/hiking but dont climb mountains on the regam planning a hiking holiday in the alps with gfberg though
>>226187987she is trolling
This morning, I revisited GTA IV for the first time in a while, and just now I was watching a YouTube doc on Giuliani era NYC and they nailed the vibe and overall feel.It captures the best point of the 2000s - right before smartphones & the big-tech globohomo paradigm shift. People were still the products of their families, for better or worse, and it gave them authentic character traits instead of programmed opinions. People still cherished their collections of books, cassettes, cartridges and discs - before mass digitization made them obsolete and even more attached to smart phones. Social media was in its infancy and a seemingly harmless way to express yourself. Cultures were staying in their own lane, respectfully - emo kids hated blacks and blacks hated gays, and it was okay. Even the most "socially awkward" people were still being socialized, people were still fucking, people were fighting with their fists.Anyways, the best thing you can do in GTA IV today is drive around like an NPC with perfect weather on and listen to 1979 by The Smashing Pumpkins. It's not about the open world destruction anymore, it's about finding solace in a time capsule of a better world before our current vantablack hell was formed after 2008.
probably gonna go pub tomorrow and have 3 or 4 pints
>>226187987black queens lusting after white boys part 88588484
You're smart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkJ5XFSQppA
>>226187991
>>226188053scccccccc
bed soon
>>226188035GTA games in general are massive time capsules
Ya gotta feel a bit sorry for zoomers. They never knew how good life was before 2008. Or even before 2015, really.
Extinction: When a behavior is no longer followed by a rewarding consequence, the behavior gradually weakens and eventually stops.
doing the 6 7 dance
mad how i saved my hair from the brink of death at the age of 30 using nothing but conditioner
>>226188114sccccccc
>>226188078GTA IV is the best one though. Utterly nails the time period between the Iraq War and the financial crisis.The other games were set in the past and so were always slightly rose-tinted.GTA V was also set in the year of its release but it doesn't feel special.
>>226188035you can literally drive around irl with the radio on nigga
>>226188079>>226188053
>>226188121what does conditioner do?
hate my name, wish I had something better
>>226188129>go outside>see swarms of vantblack biomass everywhere that simply didn't exist in 2008>>226188130>>226188079
>>226188147got an anglo saxon name me
>>226188147what's your name
>>226188139when you shampoo you remove most of the natural oils from your hair and conditioner 'replaces' them, among other things.
i dont need friends they disappoint me
>>226188160Bradley
>>226188181grow up
Skyrim was released 15 years ago today lads.
>>226188169so that's why my local drug addicts got perfect hairlines. just don't shower bro
https://x.com/livebytherules1/status/2118066385717014719timmy status?
>>226188169do you have to spend a lot of money on good conditioner or can you just use pantene or whatever
>>226187677>mma has ground combat>le zuckerpenchlol lmao
You are dead wood
Rorke listening to Knights of Cydonia as he walks to his jobcentre appointment
>>226188196go on then ill eat it
>>226188147about 25 quid to change it isn't it? Or you could go by a middle name
Found this boy in a Scottish village on Google maps earlier :)
>>226188218just whatever
>>226188222i dont know anything about mma rules but that seems unsportsmanlike
>>226188203be around this time I was stuck in bleak falls barrow because I didnt read the journal to know I had to inspect the claw
>>226188253why did you take a photo of your monitor
>>226188253looks like my old dog :(
only really played san andreas meplayed 5 too but it was shit and i don’t remember any of it
>>226188280thats a chap is it
>>226188280she cute
>>226188224autobiographical rorke post
Dogberg, MBE
>>226188253corr *pets it at 64000mph*
>>226188285To WhatsApp my gf>>226188286Bless you mate. I miss my boy every day
>>226188253needs punting over the wall
>>226188275meanwhile I was out shagging
>>226188253those are the best small dogs
>>226188320niceyou good at it?
>>226188258no, people have disparate abilities and you have to utilize every opportunity to get a KO or a tap out. In a lot of cases, if you don't finish someone off, you will get the shit battered out of you. This is especially real for a lot of grapplers.
how has this year been for you, lads?feel like it has been fine for me, but it's another year where i haven't really done anything major. a filler year
>>226188347bit of a non-year
What happened to Japan??
got my fluffy pyjamas onin bedgot my additional fluffy blankie onmental how warm and cosy i am
>>226187582Splash a bit of the benneys this way lad
>>226188373gp
>>226188365don’t know since this is /brit/
>>226188347Good year, best of the last 3.
really don't like how humanlike chatbots are nowjavascript:;
>>226188347i have done nothing after graduating uni :/
>>226188365society collapses when you invite foreigners from incompatible cultures
>>226188344sorry I lied I've never shagged before I just wanted to point out how virginous your post was
>>226188347another year that passed me by. have achieved nothing in my life and 2026 was no different
DOVAHKIIN, DOVAHKIIN, NAAL OK ZIN LOS VAHRIIN,WAH DEIN VOKUL MAHFAERAAK AHST VAAL!AHR FIN NOROK PAAL GRAAN FOD NUST HON ZINDRO ZAAN,DOVAHKIIN FAH HIN KOGAAN MU DRAAL!
>>226188347GoodI have significantly improved as a person and reached a goal I set a few years ago.>>226188409Oh okay
get rorke on i'm a celebsend him to the jungle ok
>>226188347got my driving licence, a car and my own flat, but still an incel runt so in the end i achieved fuck all
>>226187882>GTA IV and LCS that lowL and V CS were PSP games. I played them on my PSP and I was beyond PS2 when they were protend to PS2.4 was shit. i played it but its not very good and was a step down from the SD 3d games.
>>226188450that's good progress though
so. THAT just happened
From my late teens and 20s the only photos I had were for work IDs
they should make gta cheadle
Need to finish these final two months strongly, then plan for 2027Genuinely need to shake my life upMight go fucking mental
we’re all mad here
どんなに美しく 花ひらいても 愛はもろいガラスよ 人のよの風に
>>226188395Oh
banana before gym will do me reyt
>>226188347shagged some prostitutesthat's about it
https://youtu.be/9Fz6Ffv_RFQThe irony becomes you
>>226188504was just saying this down the izakaya
scares me that MGSV came out 11 years agofeels like yesterday
when you think about it subprime loans and hedge fund private equity are just racketeering legalised because the criminals got hold of the government
>>226188539you should eat apples and gooseberries. bananas are foreign muck
>>226188562actually hideous >>226188567actually Hideous
>>226188504was just singing this down the カラオケバー
Paul McCartney seems like the sort of chap that squirts his muck 3 seconds after putting it in. Ringo Starr, on the other hand, you know he don’t cum easy.
>>226188347Ran the London marathonSpent most of the World Cup summer and since getting pissed Had four holidays abroad Eh not too bad
How do zoomers feel when they look at a list of games from the 90s and 2000s and realise they missed the peak of gaming?
>>226188345brutal sport heem sleepy indeed
>>226188592Sad
>>226188592i mean they could just play them now if they wantedthey wont because old games are old and shit
wish I lived in new yoik city like chandler bing and friends
>>226188504顔におなら
waiting for my post to bang
>>226188611ADHD runt
Swimming in the Tiber
>>226188612i would live like dasha nekrasova ok
to be fair I would never sit down and play a SNES game these days
>>226188612It's over crowded, expensive, and dangerous. Connecticut is better.
>>226188656um ok
>>226188612you’d have to earn like 300,000 to have that kind of lifestyle now
>>226188656yas sister
>>226188612i never understood how freedom tower and the twin towers were like twice the size of everything around it. why dont they built a whole downtown that size . wouldnt that be much more impressive
>>226188680umx
>>226188684it's called accentuation sweetie
>>226188656she's an infertile alcoholic who destroyed her brain with benzos and does nothing but scroll her phone
new years resolutions are just a socially acceptable form of existential dreadif you were really alive you would start what you need to do now, this minute. not wait for an imaginary "new year"
>>226188656she cheated on me
>>226188613didn't this nigga kill himself
>>226188719ktim
>>226188719sir white women
I think the best thing that happened to me this year was going to events in my hobby and making new friends. I did it.
zoomers donjt play old games they just buy all the old consoles because its tiktok trendy and now I can't buy more gameboys its true>>226188662played secret of mana\ recently, holds up quite well
NYC, Washington DC, Los Angeles - these are all wastelands that were formerly thriving mega cities. Tokyo or Moscow are much better.
>>226188592This shit makes me sad. I stopped buying games at age 23. I felt guilty for playing them, wasting all that time. Why do you care?it’s one of the laziest and biggest time wasters a man can do. Grow up
https://youtu.be/6W6HhdqA95w
>himselfthat is clearly a woman, she has long hair and is wearing a lana del rey and she presumably has breasts
open your mouth bitchim busting my nut up in that bi
>>226187981I only shame shamers you were shaming
>>226188728yes ;(
>>226188715>>>226188656but it has the effect of making that building barely noticeable. thats why mandela effect like was the twin towers even in those skyline shots on friends . i dont remember them because its like if you took a picture with a giant. you'd think he would be the most obvious one but in reality you would because it would just be his leg in the frame
>>226188753I will brutally rape you
>>226188732this post made me emotional im so lonely
>>226188753why is time you enjoy wasted? what do you do with all your time?
>>226188746how is nyc not a thriving mega city.
>>226188732what's the hobby, what were the events
>>226188753>wasting all that timewhat did you spend your newly gained free time on?
>>226188787we love you in here
>>226188787hug u
at the end of the day whoever has the biggest skyscraper in manhattan has the most money ok
>>226188795wanking
business idea: yajuza game but its just gta tokyo not a normal boring jrpg yakuza game
>>226188732good post
david carradinehe's the one who wanked himself to deathi knew someone did
>>226188797>>226188802thanks but i domt believe or deserve it
>>226188812good trade
>>226188835it rorje
satan lives in manhattan at the top of the empire state buildinghe graped me
farting in my own ass
https://vocaroo.com/1cuBO7db22iA
>>226188816yakuza games arent jrpgs
>>226188835ktim
>>226188828you deserve it we all do ok
>>226188828why do you not deserve it
>>226188816sleeping dogs
spaino will be rolling in his grave that you lot are being nice to dtfic
>>226188835he peekin
>>226188789Other things>>226188795A full time job, a serious relationship which turned into a marriage, a child. A attained bigger hopes and dreams than wanting to get the “next level” in some Japanese bullshit weeby fantasy with big ol cartoon boobies bouncing up and down or whatever you turd suckers play these days. They’re all embarrassing to look at let alone talk about. I can’t even name any modern games. Once you have adult like things, childish things that you’re still addicted to like when you were a teenager, seem trivial.
>>226188849spoiler that hog
>>226188790It's unliveable unless you're wealthy. What made NYC great was each district of each borough was made up of families and that's mostly gone. Little Italy in Manhattan? It's Chinese now. In fact Chinese, jews, and blacks are the only ethnic groups with neighborhoods anymore.
>>226188875that isn't dtficwe are talking to novasoctia
GTAvi is unironically the death of gaming. i know better than most because i stopped gaming. i cant play through anything any more. i built my pc as a paperweight and dust magnet just because i had excess savings. but all i do is drive around san andreas aimlessly while listening to youtube . if i'm THIS enthusiastic for GTAVI it's a for the industry because I will NOT be bringing any of this enthusiasm to any other games
chatgpt is being very humanlike to me tonight. very concerning
Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and fart.
got back to zimbabwe you stupid little pimp
dtfic on his cute vulnerable arc
>>226188732>>226188791right well that's a fake post designed to make us feel bad then isn't it
>>226188917listening to dolly parton and crying >.<he's so cute
>>226188869this poster shags
>>226188385zesty bender
hello all I am grimble
>>226187677>>226188222>>226188258>>226188345ref was absolute dogshit. the guy was clearly knocked out and his mouthguard went flying
if the police can't catch youyou must be onthe DUST
>>226188968good gimmick this lad
>>226188956that's an um from me
>>226188881those are normal things people have without giving up a hobby for them
>>226188956he like it arse fuck
>>226189007scccccccc
>>226188994it's a miracle they never caught me
need arse fucked
got the dashboard confessional on
yippee gym time
>>226187677no, you fight until the bell. that was on the shit ref.
>>226189015'
>>226189030bit late no
>>226189055prefer it at night
>>226189050
>>226188956tjorben no
>>226188787>>226188791Wargaming, not Warhammer though that is easy mode to meet people
ok don't post then
ok
>>226189092>>226189099had enough
he waiting zinger :)
the new:
mad how quickly city's charges were memoryholed
>>226189140>>226189140
new >>226189115>>226189115>>226189115
>>226189144>>226189145scr which one is it
Woof.
non early new >>226188490
>>226187524Why?
