hawaii edition
grand poo autoloo
hawaii makes me think of elvis for some reason
>>226232674astonishing edition
>>226232674s
>>226232674idgi
>>226232674good edition
some of you banged on about covid ruining your lives for WAY too long after it happened. Like as late as 2025 some freaks were still talking about it and blaming that brief few months years ago for the reason why you've never seen a human vagina in real life before
I'm delighted to announce to the Group, that after a pleasant negotiation with J Sainsburys PLC, I've managed to secure a bottle of Absolut-brand vodka at a fair price.
Irish womb African baby as Morrissey once said
how's it evening
>>226232674nice
i'm downloading at 20 mgabytes oer second that's crazy
>>226232731tsmt
>>226232731fucking drives me up the walls when it's being played from the first of november
I'm just a little 34 year old ummypops :3
mouldie is activeee
>>226232716if you were late secondary school it probably fucked you
>>226232674get me booked
>>226232731hi scrooge
>>226232691>>226232700>>226232710>>226232729thank you for appreciating my "high effort new" gimmick
>>226232674
I might look for a street Prostitute tomorrow, but I'll possibly just leave it. It's so draining. Also it's getting so cold
Parcel from Nintendo eShop is arriving tomorrow
watching rubes live on tiktok shes so peng
got NOTHING to look forward to this weekend then as per
>>226232802go out drinking lad haha DIRNK DRINK DIRNK
>>226232731paki
>>226232802Lets go bowling
>>226232780viral marketing for wild horse nine
>>226232731https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrVg1toMzuo
any married men here
really need to become fluent in spanish so i can prove to myself im not a lazy retard
nth for the holodem
>>226232822am sorry cousin am too busy pretending to be friends with this rastafarian guy i dont even understand
the weather outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful
>>226232836no sory
>>226232731>>226232751Wow you people are sick. I knew there was something deeply wrong with you.Ask the shops if they take requests, you can send them a link to some Muslim chants, that would make you feel at ease
sudo pacman -Syuu
mumsnet occupied govt
>>226232847bring him too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Tdpq3FRGhY
you wouldn’t steal a gf
deano getting proper hype for whamageddon this year ahaha
It’s not going well
>>226232857>implying i don't want to listen to a peng nasheed
just want to have a civil service job and a posh girlfriend but i cant bloody well have it
heatingberg will have my guts for garters
Got a chinky, baileys on ice and a big dairy milk for my incel night in
>>226232935>>226232935enjoy x
>>226232935tell your friends you dont have, not us
>>226232935lovely
>Simplyyy haaaving a wonderful time of yearWho hears that and behaves live a vampire tasting Garlic. Vile creatures, please leave my country
>>226232935I've got a 4pack of magners cider and a 'za
>>226232956brit is my blog
>>226232955the footymong mind contains unfathomable horrors
>>226232955HOWLING
>>226232674psc
>>226232935On ice? Is it late July?
>>226232843
>>226232955where be mou
i want to cum in the indian xbox woman ok
Friday night, less posters around so the spambot has to keep the threads alive until tomorrow. Surge in gibberish posts all night
I did not care for The Odyssey
reading the reddit rs thread with a load of people coping about how communism can still happen one day somehow
hasnt been a decent film released in about 15 years
>>226232955wtf is this real?
>>226233013shes sexy even though shes the ultimate corporate indian
On the phone to moot now asking him to turn up the /brit/ spambot
>>226232787
>>226233054The last Batman film was a banger
Spain is in another thread talking about pursuing 9 year olds, thinking we won't find out kek. Remember this
Nvidia employees prolly having a well deserved weekend after this madness of a week
>>226233054what about Upgrade(2018)?
>>226232964dont mind that one its more specific songs i hate
>>226232929https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLu_Njy4ghY
>>226232955comp gang ££££
>>226233054
moshi moshi moot-eru san?? spambot turn up assooooo me no rikey
>>226233043Make sure you wind them up, winding up Redditor is so easy and fun. You can make them actually cry
antinous after drawing lots: >>226233030
excuse me
>>226233043Funny how sexual communism never seems to be discussed In Cambodia there were systematic forced marriages and enforced consummation lol
just made an insanely tuff post on /cum/
ruby granger bath water
people always say they hate Mariah Carey's all I want for christmas is you but they don't actually hate it they were just memed into feeling pressured to hate it just like Nickleback and Justin Beiber
Bans and restrictions that came into force in 20261. Nicotine-free vapes sold to under-18s2. Nicotine pouches, strips and pearls sold to under-18s3. Adults buying vapes for children4. Free vape giveaways5. Heavy vape discounts6. Vape and nicotine vending machines7. Disposable barbecues8. Wearing a mask or face coverings at protests face coverings9. Certain protest pyrotechnics10. Climbing on war memorials and other memorialsMajor bans passed or announced, but not yet fully in force11. Tobacco sales to future generations: The Tobacco and Vapes Act 2026 makes it illegal to sell tobacco to anyone born on or after 1 January 200912. Social media for under-16s13. AI romantic companion chatbots for under-18s. Other restrictions being considered14. YouTube Kids and other children's platforms bans - up to 150 different platforms15. Certain gaming and entertainment platforms bans – Services such as Lego Play and potentially Spotify and eBay could be affected by proposed wider online safety rules. These are not confirmed blanket bans.
>>226233136link it, then
>>226233142i live there ok
lads i've fallen in love with the weather lass off north west tonight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIBp7vGsfNA
>>226233079Shut up
>>226233142Corr imagine knocking everything and putting in a fucking huge data center and gas turbine
>>226233155https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1doyDQDZtc
>>226233173facxe is a nothing matebody million of girls have on instagram or better
ting is ruinedI hope you're happy you heartless bastards
You cunt
>>226232999what a qt
>>226233190like you wouldn't in a heartbeat mate
microsoft outage wasn't sufficient, i needed Azure down
>>226233155/brit/ will tell you we don't live in a gerontocracy btw
Diego was born in 1984 He said he skived off school when he was 13 (lying to thine mother and thine father) He was most likely playing Tomb Raider 2
might drink again tonight, but not as many beerbergs like aha x
>>226233193that her name then
>>226233205how does me shagging her relate to someone obsessing over her lol
>>226233155>Spotify and eBayWhat for? The messages? Don't think anyone's going to get groomed through eBay and Spotify
>>226233187Those are someone's genuine thoughts. That's what's barmey hah
>>226233193she's chinese? looks korean
It's 2 degrees. What is going ON!? Oh my god wow
>>226233213SCREAM>>226233054possible love
>>226233193how much they lose and on what
at toil aren't I
>>226233156>>226233113
>>226233155hate this country so much it's unreal
>>226233252She isThe moonrunes with the circles is Korean
realistically the apocalypse would just be me sitting in a dark cold room eating carrot coriander soup then dying of radiation sickness
>>226233255bit too white this
>>226233288still? what've they got you doing?tell toilberg it's past 5he can't legally detain you
>>226232857On the very day after Halloween it's far too early
Blair was so good. When MPs would rebel or protest he'd just tell them to fuck off and ignore them. You can tell Burnham is afraid of his own party
>>226233311on nightrunttoil aren't I
>>226233292pretty tuff tbf
Kawaii sugoi desu ne ~~
>>226233306so nothing new then
never played STALKERshould I?
>>226233330should be illegalrestore britain will ban this
>>226233322He's got less backbone than Starmer it's incredible
>Man jailed for grooming at least 70 girls online
>>226233351yeah why not
deegs what does the bible say about christmas music? can you play it in november or is that a sin
>yhe binble
>>226233351Get out of here stalker
>>226233362delusional lol, Restore are 1980s Thatcherite ultra-liberals
>>226233346my room is warm and has nice soft lighting actually x
>>226233393>t. yerbs
rape britain party
wish I were married to diego
>>226233377https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V8zX7hrufM
Yhe Stlaker
rape rorke has lost traction
little bo peepsucked off a sheep
>>226233377Id imagine hed echo the opinions of Tommy Robinson and uk bible lad
>>226233408Mine too xRecently got a queen sized bed too... x
CYKA BLYATCHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE!
>>226233443um xx
>>226233446>DiscThe good old days
Calling all avenging angels
rorke remembering the femboy he used to talk to on discord and panicking because he thinks he was lying about being an adult
sunglasses from Oakley / High like Fuji, I wonder if you're lonely / I wish you would touch me
>>226233413Yerbury is based
>>226233472sc
right well ok
>>226233472s
>>226233472bellowing
>>226233518nigga turned into tung tung tung sahur
>>226233518from incel to ghoul looking ass incel
Rebirth.
>>226233549Used to wank to that when I was a wee lad
>>226233518top shagger to maxxx shagger
>>226233472love this one
>>226233527did you make it say BOOBIES
>>226233549nigga said smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast
have no idea how to dresstry too hard and you look gay, don't try enough and you look like an incelhate it
Burger Kings are virtually empty all the time.And the food is cold, the coke machines are dirty and broken.And the staff are standing around like they're paid actors in The Truman Show
>>226233597they don't sleep anymore on the beach
>>226233597subsidisrd by the waterloo one. always busy, more expensive etc
>>226233549Hail YerburyHail VictoryHail our Peopleo/
good evening ok
>>226233312Not saying it ain't a bit too early but there are worse things to hate. Seems like everyone is only quick to hate our stuff
running a very hot bath ok
>>226233676hi mate hiya hopws if evening
on a good day you can see the end from here
>>226233339
>>226232857>you must listen to wham in november because it supports my racismimpressively tenuous lad good job x
DRIVING HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
needing cans
>>226233764YEAH!
>>226233764long drive is it
>>226233764HE'S JUST THE SAMEAS ME
haven't heard a single Xmas song so far
>>226233803not even december
jingle bells all the way de ladsall the wayy
>>226233657
>>226233286looks like 11 million wons within that clip which is like £6kshe started out with £7200, it fell to £6600 at the start where she's all wide eyed, then it goes to £3650 and she starts her freakout, then when her tantrum is over and she sits back down she sees it's at £1000 keknot sure
>>226233780Really hope they make Robert Pattinson the next Bond. Rest of them are dogshit actors and completely uninteresting.
2015 for Star Wars felt so magical, watching the force awakens and then playing battlefront over christmas breakwas unreal mantake me back
jingle belljingle belljingle bellcockjingle bellswing
>>226233803not ever
>>226233839what about dua's husband
>>226233803>>226233803HERE YOU GO, LAD!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tY-grTHlkQ
>>226233836*not sure what she's trading
bossmanjack sex arse
christmas with devvo and bezzin 2005
>>226233839hope it’s a black man purely to watch the seethe it would generate
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eusebio_Kino
why does he reply to himself
>>226233896modern legends
>>226233764Probably the best Christmas song ever after Fairy Tale of New York
really cold
>>226233896Unsung heroes of society
>>226233951what about 'under the tree' by the water babies?
>>226233955always complaining. get a grip
Will be trying esketamine for depression next week
>>226233980fuck up cunt
>>226233955is that deer dead
!!
>>226233848Don’t care for him personally >>226233888Grow up
>>226233888Hope its dredd
Ah shiet nigga das bussin frfr
>>226233955invest in an electric blanket, very comfy
Get the fuck up and POST
might move to mexico
>>226234007would be hilarious to see the chud meltdowns. we all know it
>>226234011You need help
>>226234043there are 1100+ spainflag posts in the archive containing the word 'rorke'completely obsessed
>>226234033cant afford it
whenever i open a new jar or something, i like to say that i popped it's lil pussy
>>226234076:/
>>226234075you don't have 60 quid?
got the eric dolphy on
David Walliams is innocent!
>>226234092Ian got thoroughly done here
>>226234006success
>>226234093They're half that for ok ones I think he's worried of wetting the bed and electrocuting himself
>>226234072so?
>>226234092can tell blacks were raised by women such petty minded mean spirited people
>>226234121sc
>guilty until proven innocent https://metro.co.uk/2026/11/10/bbc-confirms-will-remove-david-walliams-shows-including-little-britain-29781574/
>>226234092:skull::skull:skull:
>>226234137can tell you get rattled by banter easily
>>226234141
>>226234121done him
>>226234093This is Britain mate. We have no disposable income
lads can u imagien if i have sex with a girl tonight hahalike it's theoretically possible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce-w8Iz_mrE&list=RDce-w8Iz_mrE&start_radio=1
>>226234190it's way too cold out there tonight
>>226234141hfw I whip out my PS vita
>>226234136obsessive little gimp
>>226233155Remember that polling done in covid that said 20% of brits support a permanent 10pm curfew even when covid ended?Boomers are such fucking sour cunts
>>226234190unmarried? many words for people like you, none of them good
*crawling and grovelling around in the thread*any crisps? any crisps milords?
>>226234190another night of going to nightclubs where all the girls are less than half your age?
eternal spaffing of the wankless mind
>>226232931really really really want a posh gfhave been trying to worm my smelly lumpenprole arse into tarq circles but its hard
I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan and I'm innocent till my guilt is proven
>>226234252good post
how much have to donated to Children In Need this year?
Imagine doing ket with Emma Watson at an afterparty
>>226234141Who is she? I'm only interested if she gets her tits out and I can see them
>>226232688
>>226234279one impoverished sudanese and a filipino sex slave
>>226234279I donate to care4calais monthly
>>226234302based
j-roc babyj-roc babyj-roc baby
https://twitterviewer.net/kunley_drukpa/status/2120601549265359310
>>226234211This reminded me of the time my gf saw my import copy of Dungeon Travellers 2Probably more embarrassing than when she first saw my tiny button mushroom willy
>>226234332did the lebanese twitter man make a meme againfascinating
UNDER the jail
I will kill you
they've taken some of my blood
>>226234388me?
>>226234388you'll do nothing
>>226234388*drones your Vatnik arse from an Xbox controller*nothing personnel Vatnik
>>226234376this would be Diego if he had even a little bit of rizz
off to bed
>>226234418right well big boobs
>>226234388get 'em, boris!
Rorke is a rapist
i love the drink
>>226234418plate of stones on her bedside table for some reason
Summit not quite right about the term sexual misconduct
>>226234418she looks "grimmers"
i wish i had big boobs
might start posting my daydreams on /brit/ as if they're actually real
>>226234433what you drinking?
Having a beer when it's cold out but you're indoors and warm is probably a top 10 human experience
>>226234418howay the chebs
>>226234461malbec for me lad
>>226234461me?
Umpops army
>>226234457Schizoidlad?
>>226234449Let's see what Santa brings x
got catberg two big cardboard boxes. put them together and cut some holes in them for him to run through. he bloody loves it.
>>226234438they help the food get digested properly
>>226234326pretty kino if you remove all the deadly man-eating creatures
ive got like 0.1 grams of ketamineim gonna hoof itsex
next edition should be a great british explorer adventurer
>>226234468ktim
toilfu is the receptionist so i know she be flirting with some other niggas
>malbec for me lad
installing tonka search and rescue
>>226234558Oh fodeypops we adore you !
hello
>>226234649>>226234649>>226234649
>>226232908whats up mate
>>226233994oh kittys got claws today!
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Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
Migrants' bellies full.Migrants' bollocks empty.
Luv my pensioners frozenLuv my migrants pamperedLuv my timmies euthanizedLuv my katies stretched
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
