zonkey edish
>>226238270This is what the average person in 2030 will look like
>>226238270gay little animal
umpops beast
>>226238270why are donkeys even in the same egg group as zebras
mild happening?
>>226238270These eat shit and die btw
Doing a poo
I've noticed that they're rolling out the tech outage part of Klaus Shwab's Great Reset now
Japanese food, you know... it's highly overrated... in my opinion. Michelin went there and handed out 3 stars like they were popcorn, and why? Because of a morbid fascination with the Orient? It's highly illogical, when I earned my 3 stars there was a set method to reaching 3, you had to have put out high quality food and a high quality service for years on end before you could achieve the 3rd and you know something, by just handing out 3 stars everywhere these days all they have done to continue to damage their reputation, they are after all, a tyre company first and foremost and I say, stick to tyres. I have spoken to Japanese chefs in Japan, which I have been to, and you know something? All their best chefs, in my opinion, were all classically trained in the French method, they are Chefs who learned from the great men of France, not from the Japanese. What I don't like however is when I go to a Japanese restaurant, high quality restaurant, supposedly fine dining and I go in, I am seated and the man there is explaining the food I am about to eat, how to eat it, why it is supposed to be amazing, no choice just his however many course 'experience' and spending more time trying to sell me on his dish than having me eat it. That's not food... that's not dining. In my opinion, the food should speak for itself, the customer should have the choice in what they wish to eat and I like a big portion, who doesn't? Cuisine should be simplified not a big song and dance. Good food. Done right. It's that easy. Nothing upsets me more than having a dish presented so pretty but the taste... bland. And you know something? Let's stop with this umami business. Umami, what does it mean? Savoury, are we going to pretend the Japanese invented savoury food? Really? People have been eating food for thousands of years and couldn't explain the taste until the Japanese invented a word? Nonsense.
>>226238290only with an abstract person who i may meet later lolwho i dont know yet and maybe i can charm wink wink
psychologically disintegrate your political opponents
thank you for not making ` roy ` edish they are not good ok
brit..........
>>226238336read every word of this
Sex with [legal age] girls
Japs stole our curry sauce
>>226238342so it's desperation stuff then
>>226238336oh he's seething
*plays a little gay porn ditty on the ocarina*
nth
>>226238353
>>226238353:/
>>226238353right
>>226238270I love it okay
>>226238362yeah but usually i dont try very hard this time i'm mentally preparing to try really hrad but in a nondesperate way
>>226238342haven't you been at this for decadesdoes it not wear you down at all
>>226238353um
>>226238388god speed sir, god speed
>>226238346you secret want roy to sex you ok
>>226238353what can you do about these young slags prostituting themselves?
>>226238389yeah loads but gona try extra hard see >>226238388
fungal fantasies being posted
>>226238402the mandem
hunting out the nfc tags so I can make some new amiibos for Xenoblade Chronicles
>>226238374sup mouldie u gud?
>>226238402blokes in thongsdisgusting
Poo didnt go down in the first flush so now I'm waiting for the tank to refill so I can have another crack at it
>>226238403thanks babe
Wanked so much in the past few days my cum is just water now but goes miles. Going to have a break I think.
>>226238429>blokes in thongsnot really have sex>disgustingnot really have sex
I know a lot of you won't believe this, but I actually had sex with Inde Navarette right before her fame skyrocketed from Obsession
William Luther Pierce was the first man to realise that GNWD is necessary and we have to respect that.
It's not illegal to say I love trans women and support the people's front for the liberation of palestine
trying ball x pit ok
>>226238433keep us updated
>>226238451you are a homosexual
>>226238402posted the ugly trannies again award
superintelligence? more like superdumb
>>226238402look how far he has to stick his arse back to make it look like he has any hips to speak of
>>226238429Nah we need actual blokes in thongs
>>226238452Never heard of her
>>226238454gay niggas, white daddies?
>All US departing flights grounded by aviation officialsIt's happening
>>226238433I do horrible slimey bloody mucus coated mushy poos that take 5+ flushes to go down and which take infinite wipes to clean my arse
>>226238479thats a jockstrap and a thong
>>226238479that sol campbell?
>>226238492the scuds?
>>226238479ASOS ads be like
>>226238479are these blokes gay
fake diego btw
Some monged out bitch having a go at her man in the takeaway over ordering a 12 inch hot and spicy kizza. Shut the fuck up and let the boy order what he wants ffs
Second flush finished pooberg offNow I'm going to hop in the shower
>>226238424why are you always on this board all hours of the day
>>226238499scrmaiuit
>>226238479hmm sexy gay black men
>>226238501Perhaps
uh oh
>>226238499haha scI like asos though they have good prompt and free delivery even if they clothes be zesty x
>>226238479Is that so you can poo without taking your boxers off?
>>226238525you love the `uh oh`
Sir Pooard Wanker
>>226238499scrom
>>226238532The jockstrap? It makes your arse look bigger and you can be fucked up the arse with it on
cut my hand on a piece of bread
>>226238534he doesnt
>>226238551this is my last resort
diego he like it jockstrap ok
>>226238270UM who is this diva? x
>>226238512do you see me here all hours of the day
>>226238568easy acecss as they say innit (for the girl rimming you)
>>226238560dread to think of the abuse that teddy has suffered
>>226238560How long ago was this now? It doesn't feel like that long but it probably was knowing bastard time.
>>226238564roar
>>226238576im in your walls "nigga"
Gays near you wear this shit
women love pink and flowers and cute animals and pretty things but they also like men's hairy pooey bum holes and getting shagged :/
>>226238353heinous
Well this is quite a bad time to be in an airport trying to get home after a week of tiring work. Can the resident schizo please explain to me what's happening?
being brave and getting a haircut tomorrow with a new person after the gay fella who used to cut it stopped hairdrsesing
>>226238270Okapi
>>226238591ok
*games so hard the world changes*
do me so horny asians still exist
>>226238576Not him but yeah I do. You're a BASTID
aff tae bed
>>226238596yeah because it's sexy
paced myself far too well. even making cogent /brit/ posts. might just neck the last of the vodka and see how we get on
>>226238631what does that mean
years ago there wasn't any news for weeks now there's news every day
let's try
>>226238611Apparently technical trouble at ATC centres or something
>>226238657ok
>>226238657
britain has 23 days left to exist
>>226238659recency bias
>>226238353Ziedy would've loved this post
>>226238596
>>226238714s
>>226238706too many
>>226238714um!!!!!
esophagusberg on a mad one
Why don't they just leave Palestine Action and just start a new group called Palestine Acitivity and then set up a group called Action on Palestine right before Palestine Activity gets outlawed?
were the nazis masc gays? i feel like the end goal of nazi ideology was to cum by looking at yourself in a mirror
>>226238714
my deepest dirtiest fantasy is that someone will notice I'm struggling without me having to say it, and they will offer me genuine concern that doesn't make me feel guilty or burdensome.
>>226238369nth for the gyally demmies
Viva Las Skegness
>>226238714Scrombling
I'm fucking crying lads, why did I do this, this was the first attempt.
>>226238744im eating some onion rings crisps sainsburys own brand
Palestine? I'm more of a pal o' 'stein
>>226238611Cyber pandemic, klaus shwab spake of this in 2020
>>226238760always thought that was in scotland but its not
>>226238740>Palestine Activityi saw that film back in 2007 but i didn't find it very scary
>>226238659https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/226https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026ridiculous
>>226238744Tom of finland drew a lot of gay nazis
ON THE BIG CANS LADS>>226238560Me when I was younger x
>>226238714sub zero
>>226238810scream
>>226238772Screaming
>>226238772his brain are bollocks ok
>>226238842Very clever
Thanks to AI we will experience disruptions constantly, and it's never going to go back to normalIt will actually get worse
>>226238746you ok, mehmet?
>>226238842lol
The zesty mandem
dont understand most things
>>226238740Or just stop simping for browns all together?
>>226238745last series is wank
yber pandemic
hand sstill shurt from cycling in the freezing gold earlierned to ring bring my gloes next time
AI will be necessary to combat the upcoming competency crisis
>>226238915scr scr
when you remove the fear of God you create the fear and love of everything else
>>226238876at least i feel vindicated for doing absolutely nothing with my life if this is how the world turned out
what time is this on
I am quite fond of DTFIC.
>>226238876Within 5 years it'll be back to pen and paper and analog phone lines, like battlestar galactica, after AI makes hacking networked computers too easy
>>226238955@diego question for you mate
>One US airport is at capacity, with a second said to be nearing it, a source has told our US partner NBC News.lol
>>226238910it had a good ending
>>22623895513:30 apparently
>>226238981Or like in Cyberpunk where it's all LANsHopefully the internet is destroyed
>>226238974me too but only if he continues to behave
mad how nothing has worked at all since covid
>>226239002I found ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=casZJ_zOPlA
>>226238955why isnt it just called asiavision
>>226239019He's a good lad, plus he absolutely rattled the fuck out of heatherpaedo
>>226238740because of the principle i guess. they would argue that their existing group has legitimate viewpoints and shouldn't be outlawed
>>226238955who are we voting for
>>226238949You can't care about AI taking your job if you don't have one in the first place
Oh, /brit/, it's niggaIt's nigga than youAnd you are Bradley
>>226238746Call a Muslim version of our Samaritans?
>>226239055Liked this post
Apologise to Harvey
>>226239050that's not bloody becki know beck, he made that song
>>226239040genuinely
>>226239050The Bhutan lad looks like he just stubbed his toe
>>226239050vietnam without a doubt
I'm gay porn screaming
>>226239070*mogs them all*
>>226239070rorke simping for rapists episode number 999
nth for the holodem
>>226239098
farted so many times in my room and it still smells disgusting even after having the window open for about an hour
>>226239119
>>226239050>bangladesh
>>226239119UM x
scandinavia looks like a big glans penis eating someones willy while they're falling over
>>226239120you've got to get a night poo invery hard to do though
I'm umren x
>>226239050the tower hamlets link up of course
>>226239116leftypops simping for the misandrist feminist witch hunts episode number 2026
>>226239114why are you obsessed with this ghoul
>>226239152finland is the balls haha
>>226239050I don't know how they got South Korea to be in this the bigger asian nations all refused. Wait, does South Korea have a lesser value in Asian?
>>226239176lol lol
>>226239070Weinstein did nothing wrong
>>226239114The fuck is that mystery meat creature
>>226239120>window open for about an hourThis your room?
>>226239114I can't be the only one who thinks she's really fucking peng
>>226239176great banter
>>226239152europe is wanking off cornwall too
>>226239209got the radiator on haven't Ialso a cheeky beer jacket aha x
>>226239114sub5 subhuman
Technically I'm only allowed to expense one alcoholic drink with my meal, do you think this counts as extenuating circumstances and I can conduct work funded steamtoil at airport prices? Let's find out
>>226239215leng, peng, deng, beng etc
>>226239239are you the lad in detroit what terrible timing
just having a great time with my mates on /brit/ aren't I
They made you... SUCK?!
>>226239270are you?!?!
>>226239270lol this is my current situation also
>>226239233whats a beer jacket
>>226239270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eauZzwt8Ci8
bored of steamingtoil. if I don't even enjoy steamingtoil what's the point of living
>>226239278Need to suck a massive cock
>>226239117she still love it `dark souls 3`
>>226239260Yeh dat me. Worst thing is I was in Sicily in September and my flight was cancelled due to Etna ash. Absolutely dire luck with planes lately
dying
>>226239117
>>226239312x
im um pops
>>226239239did you enjoy your trip x
>tranime
>>226239313better than crashing hope you can get home soon
im umpoppy
>>226239332i will anally destroy you
>>226239187koreans love they music festivals
>>226239358you will not do that to umpops ok i will fight against you
Timbo, you’ve just posted your chuffing knob with baby juice leaking out of it you bloody lunatic!
i am drunk ok
>>226239378who the fuck are you
>>226239332>>226239347Um
>>226239401i am umrobin
>>226239399*starts touching you*
Russel Brand and David Walliams are down Jonathan Ross and Ricky Gervais were the same, both gropey touchy entitled bastards they'll both face the same fate one day even if it doesn't come out until they're dead.
>>226239413Think noel fielding is on this list too
>>226239403*throws up*
Yep I think so too
im umgerbil
the bbc defends the usa more than the usa seeks to defend itself. yurovassals gonna cuckold
>>226239335Eh, it was alright. Didn't manage to shoot a gun and was jetlagged and knackered after work each day so it was hard work to drag myself out to restaurants. Did go to a weed dispensary and bought some gummies so worst comes to worst I can get incredibly stoned while flights fall out the air >>226239342Giggled at this. A little levity is good in such trying times. Also I'm in the bar now after waiting an hour, gonna get a twenty dollar cocktail
>>226239414so this is the /brit/ team
>>226239413>she was 20 and 364 days YOU SICK FUCK
>>226239437Meant for >>226239424Russel Brand, David Walliams, Ricky Gervais, Johnathan Ross, Noel Fielding Also there's no way Matt Lucas didn't know even if he isn't guilty of sex crimes himself
im umgorilla*beats chest*AAARGHGHGHG UM UM UM
>>226239467based cheers lad
>>226239473Lucas is gay, gays don't need to be rapey when grindr existsBut yeah he must have known
>>226239312dancer stylin on her kinometer
>>226239469We get it. You're a bitter incel.Guess what? Rape is wrong regardless of age. Sexual assault is wrong. Grooming teenagers is wrong. Paedophilia is wrong.
having to set my heating to 22c just to get it to turn on even though it’s colder in here than it is outside
>>226239413 Ricky Gervais is a weird asexual guy
just got home from toil
always thought Russel Brand, David Walliams, Ricky Gervais, Johnathan Ross, Noel Fielding was secretly gay
>>226239467like this every time i travel for work, doesnt matter how interesting of a place it is sadly. got like 2 hours per day maximum where you can be arsed to do anything
>>226239502cool it with the antisemitism
>>226239514seems like the guy that wanks off to himself in the mirror
Which warm water ports should Russia have, lads?
>>226239502Ah yes, all straight male sexual desire is """rape""" and """assault"""Wash your flaps roast beef
Gigi Murin, Mint Fantome, Mimi Nightmare, Matara KanThose are all the vtubers I watch regularly okay
>>226239524they all gayed each other off but thats comedy
the baying mob wants more blood
>>226239467>Also I'm in the bar now after waiting an hour, gonna get a twenty dollar cocktailyou should find the love of your life and settle down with her and start a family for a laughentire US airspace is down and there are lots of busy beautiful people hanging about boredyou WILL find your future wife today and you WILL remember this day for the rest of your life and you WILL both share stories about it to your children and your grandchildren
>>226239545cant they just get a giant hot tap in their cold water ports so that its warm all the time?
>>226239545They can have Plymouth
>>226239548>Mimi Nightmare
>>226239541ktim!
>>226239547You hate women with all your being, vile paedophilic misogynistic rat. Yet don't understand why you're a virgin. Funny.
>>226239524>used to think david walliams was gaythanks detective
>>226239563vgp
>>226239317remember when someone tried that in year 6, caught his leg and pushed him over, poor kid cried. he was a right prat that year tho
>>226239570Hehe whoops it's a mistake okay
>>226239575uh oh roastie feminist meltie
imagine Russian sailors turning up in a port city like Liverpool
popular in the 2010s youtube science channels fucking love their coriolis effect
the leg-humping woman worshipper is in
>>226239578dont know who that is
>vtubersI assume anyone watching this shit is mentally 12 years old and a paedo
could have a wank couldn't I
>>226239563I am happily married thoughbeit, I want to get home to my current wife I can worry about the future one later :(
troontuber
India is not a real place
i don't like it `the holodem`
>>226239609remember that shot in cod4? you had to account for the coriolis effect in that(i nailed it, of course)cod4, now THAT was a gamenothing good like that since
>>226239655mw1 mw2 bfbc2
doing some silent but deadlies
>>226239627you don't get it lad, that's the pointit's fate, written in the stars and so onyou're finding your future wife here tonight like it or lump iti am URGING you to find her, TONIGHT. you will only have this one chance to correct the timeline. please
Need female farts up my nostrils in the worst way.
>>226239478gp
>>226239699corr gis a whiff
>>226239671>mw1 mw2 bfbc2Take me back :(
i am going to get married to a vtuber okay
>>226239655never played it
the gay mafia
>>226239548zased collab someday...
Ladies and Gentlemen Welcome to the Layer Cake
would quite literally kill to go back to 2010
>>226239721it was THE gamethe multiplayer was also greatthey don't make games like that now, i can tell you that!!
>>226239570she cute
got a m&s stollen and a waitrose stollen here and i will compare them ok
I hope you receive a crap service. Kys
>>226239671bad company cod-ified battlefield, fuck that
>>226239745skidrow was a sniper pitcrossfire and crash were standardbacklot was a lot of funshipment if you wanted to do the gun game mode
>>226239671for me it was bf2 and bf2142
ive been doing the stanky leg since i got the diabetes bad
20 minute gym session there. bit pointless but nice to get out of the house i guess
take me back to multiplayer lobbies that weren't all anime pfps
>>226239734right i intentionally didn't rewatch this tonight during steamingtoil because ive seen it some three times this year>first you're born, you take shit>you get out in the world, you take more shit>until, one day, you're up in the rarified air, and you've forgotten what shit even looks like>that's the layer cake
>>226239781CopeBFBC2 is the most popular game for good reason
>>226239750more of a world at war man myself
>>226239822yeah because it dumbed the formula down for cod/console kiddies
>>226239642indeed, we love them here
>>226239817you'd giv an asprin an 'eadache
is there a new thread?
>>226238551Not possible
>>226239837The smaller scale works betterDestruction was never better
>>226239852noyou are free
>>226239852>>>/hm/2717424>>>/hm/2717424>>>/hm/2717424
>>226239873they could have just added destruction to the existing formula
>>226239851those pills aren't worth a fiver each!fuck it, might get it on
oh its over over
>>226239912>>226239912
>>226239799gyms isnt open this late you lied. you were at the doughnut shop
