Fuck you edition
learning a new guitar solo
I see you drivin round time with the girl i loveand i'm like"forget you"!!!!
I think I'm gonna make a second edition and it'll be really bad
bitches love jensen
learning how to cope with being a virgin
https://youtu.be/fwgJgTL5JmE
>>226239565Huang dong silver
>>226239528
>>226239549From a well-known song?
>>226239549A new solo? Hopefully it's so low I can't hear it!
>>226239579godDAMN that nigga zesty
Who's gonna drive you home tonight
>>226239582deep dark fantasy
>>226239569just lie to everybody including yourselfreality is ultimately subjective, anyway, as facts can't exist without perception corroborating them
>>226239549Post your axe
You ever been slapped on the bum
Once divided, nothing left to subtractSome words when spoken can't be taken backWalks on his own with thoughts he can't help thinkin'Future's above, but in the past he's slow and sinkin'Caught a bolt of lightningCursed the day he let it goNothingman, nothingmanIsn't it something? Nothingman
>>226239631boy next door
>>226239579Pretty cool song. Total 80s sleazecore. Fun fact: Don wrote this song after experiencing media scrutiny after he had an underage hooker overdosing at his house or some shit like that.
i wish we did this instead of usa
>>226239636oh i wont be telling no woman im a virgin, problem is i dont talk to them
>>226239582Is that Meowscara?
Just saw a WFBM couple in an ad
>>226239675i think so
>>226239659Maybe that's what the IDF is trying to do. Their aim is just really really bad.
>>226239676jewish psyop
The Brazilian is actually my bf
>>226239658Oh so the song is his version of Toxic Gossip Train
is seinfeld any good
>>226239659how's the launch goin so far
>>226239704So he is a penis virgin but not an anus virgin?
>>226239711very good
>>226239676I see it all the time nowMore often than the reverse
>>226239588the one from Liar's Remorse, off the Strokes new album
>>226239707Hahaha yeah I guess so. I think Don was even less apologetic though. Oh well. I saw The Eagles live when I was a teenager and they were great.
ads, seen, by me?
>Trans? Find other queer singles near youWhat makes them think I'd be the target audience for an ad like that
>>226239691the aim is good its a reliable system but its small and unambitious. we should be going toe-to-toe with the US in orbital launch capabilities
Which pornstar has the best butthole?For me, its Daisy Stone
>>226239759You post here
>>226239746Oh dang, I haven't heard their new album yet. I will do.
>>226239718they lost the booster but the upper stage is in orbit over north brazil right now and theyre planning on catching it 20 hours from now thats the exciting part
>>226239764porn stars are gross I only watch amateur and only softcore at that
>>226239764I don't watch them for their holes I watch them for their feet
>>226239764their looks dont matter, its their personalities that attract me to them.
>>226239582Is that Van Darkholme?
>>226239791Who has the softest creamiest soles and stinkiest toes?
>>226239762Sorry, I was just making a crude joke about the Palestine war. I didn't actually know there was an Israel space program. I wish Canada had a more expansive and ambitious program too. It would be very cool.
>>226239759youre a 4chan poster, statistically youre more likely to be the target than most other groups
holes on holes in holes
>>226239801yeah
haven't enjoyed a single moment of my life in the past 10 years.
just gooned
>>226239783>>226239783Hopefully they catch it. Otherwise we'll finally have to say goodbye forever to our favourite Brazilian poster when a rocket stage lands in his kitchen
>>226239695Fun fact: the Brazilian government did in fact encourage their white population to mix with the black population in order to bleach the country. However there weren't enough whites in the country to pull this off so they only succeeded in turning the country brown
>>226239783Godspeed for good results and progress for science and humanity, thnx for sharing fren
>>226239835have you tried cumming???
Don't use Amazon pharmacy
>>226239810this is not a trans friendly website thoughever
>>226239764dunno but i'd give mandy muse a recommendation, since butt stuff was a good portion of her works
>>226239835that's because you are an insecta household pestyou are the bane of hygienic civilizationyou are, dare I say it, a TURK
>Don't use *mazondeal
>NASA or SpaceX make social media post >comments are full of flat Earthers shitting it up>every timeIt's so predictable and so, so depressing. Frequently the comments sections are mostly flat Earthers.
Don't use Google Giggles
I have pectus excavatum and that's why I never had a gf
>>226239847why not?
>>226239847Anon! You're looking normal today.
>>226239805israel has been launching into orbit since the 80s from israel itself, we also bought launches from russia,usa for big satellites we cant launch >>226239842if it crashes tommorow its gonna fall on north mexico or south texas>>226239845this is (so far) the most historic day of this century. pretty amazing to see it live
>>226239876What is that? I don't want to Google it
>>226239864Why do people dunk on Turks like that when they're just describing East-South East Asians?
>>226239835
>>226239870These people are allowed to vote
>>226239885When someone has a concave chest cavityIt looks a little weird but is not a big deal
>>226239908I have a convex chest cavity :/
>>226239876Pectusbro! I used to be so insecure about mine when I was a teenager. But it looks better now that I'm older and my frame has filled out more. I would imagine women still think it looks weird though lol. I had an opportunity to get the surgery but I chose not to.
you LOST, tranny
>>226239908My dad had a friend like that
>>226239917Is a protrusion a cavity?Spoopy
>>226239892t. Mehmet Pasha
>>226239883What makes today more historic than Artemis II? That felt like a bigger deal but I'm no expert.
>>226239883What's Isreals stance or hopes for space science/space exploration? Would you guys like an outpost on the moon or an eventual colony on mars/somewhere in space?
new diving spot
There are posters ITT who were 12 during 2016 /cum/
>>226239956I was 24
>>226239908It causes lung and heart problems if it's deep enough. I have asthma, possibly because of it>>226239925I hear the surgery is incredibly painful and has a long recovery time
>>226239956There’s probably at least one poster who was 8 years old
>>226239972unc ahh nigga
>>226239956But did they know what is this?
>>226239929two totally unrelated events
>>226239951are they gonna recover that
>>226239956I was 23 at the time
I used to post 30 year old boomer memes in /cum/ and now I’m the 30 year old unc
Dad bought me McDonald's without me needing to ask him
>>226239973Have you tried hosting hookworms?They are very good at relieving asthma symptoms
>>226239972>>226240004>>226240005
>>226239993>the new air traffic control system has nothing to do with the air traffic control system being down
>>226240008im so jealous, can i have a fry please, just one
HAPPY 4:20PM
>>226239947artemis 2 was a redo of apollo 8they only flew a tiny bit further so they could technically achieve a 'world first' in something (longest distance from earth a human ever was)this today is the second orbital launch of starship that if it succeeds in catching the upper stage it would be the first ever upper stage recovery of a fully-reusable system which has been the holy grail or orbital launch since its inception.this could be for starship what 2015 was for falcon 9. and im still not over how mindblowing the 2015 falcon 9 landing was
>>226240008My parents used to come home with food and tell me they didn’t get me anything because I didn’t ask for anything (they never told me)
>>226239956I was thirteen
>>226239973>I hear the surgery is incredibly painful and has a long recovery timeI bet that's true. But mine is symmetrical and not deep enough to fuck with my heart or breathing. So I'm glad I didn't get it.
>>226239956Was 17/18
I think the United States is currently facing a threat of cyberattacks.
>>226240028
>>226240039Not a fan of thisYou mean to tell me you were 3 when I first posted on the chon?
>>226239996idkits very shallow there its just lying on the floor of the seamy guess is theyre gonna pull it out and make some kind of a museum of all their exploded rockets or something like that
>>226240057I think Japan is facing a threat of extinction
>>226239956I was 19. But I was a /mu/ guy back then.
i remember when i used to be a young spunky lad but now im a busted up unc
>>226240057God i hope soFuck the jew government
>people are...LE YOUNGER THAN ME???
Every time I tell my dad I'm going to McDonald's he looks at the menu on his phone for 20 minutes and then orders the same thing he's been getting since 1978 (quarter pounder meal with extra onions)
>>226239775you'll probably find the autotune very off putting on your first listen, I didn't like the album at first because of that. but after listening to it again a few times I've come to enjoy most of the songs.
i want to go to a international museum showcasing all the great moments of space rocket progress
>>226240068>using 4chan in 2006Nigga was posting sinks on /b/
>>226240073I saw MC Ride in Sacramento once
>>226240076dont lie, you're a jacked silver fox
.
>>226239956I was 16
>>226240037That's great. I hope they can achieve some more amazing stuff from this.
>>226240057now we cant protect you from godzilla, junichiro
kinda sucks if they launch the satellites at nightcant see shit now
>>226240098Don't make me think about the good ol' days
>>226240028I look like this and I do this
>>226240100Alright Fantano
>>226240098I used to post the most shit attempts at memes and get zero replies (I simply don’t make threads now)
>>226240089>extra onionsNice.
>>226240100Are you referencing a /mu/ meme that I forgot about or did you actually see him?
>>226239956i was 87
>>226240038That's abusive
>>226240100You could have seen some random homeless black guy and not known the difference
I was taking amtrak out of sacramento when jenny death dropped
you arent old enough to remember the bite of 87
>>226240139No I just saw him at a gas station
-
>>226240105if these become as routine and reliable as the 700+ falcon 9 launches we had so far its gonna be a gold rush making new payloads for it, the beginning of orbital industry.are gonna make space drones that take existing satellites (geostationary) and boost them to extend their life when they run out of fuel. theyre gonna send drones to catch and bring asteroids to earth, start trying to strip them of metal/resources and use these to build things in orbit
>>226240139rip flylo
>>226240155He had a car thoughbeit >>226240162Amtrak is the best way to turn a 2 hour drive into 7 hours
What the Mexican doin
just pooped
>>226240188capitol corridor only takes 2 hours to go from sac to SJ THOUGHEVER
Peoples condemned tae one hundred years af solitude didnae have a second opportunity an earth.
>>226240219they should've thought of that before getting condemned
Do you remember that time Matt Healy called Ice Spice an Inuit and Taylor Swift had to spend like half a year pretending to be her best friend? Good times
>>226240255I have no idea who matt healy is
No I don't remember that
dinnae ken a matt healy
>>226240266He invented healies shoes
It was nice knowing you guys
shamwow
>>226240282you dont know me
>>226240270ON GP
>>226240277How do you not know the lead singer of The 1975?
The toilet seat has a suspicious brown stain on it
charliebros...
>>226240282Ugly nigga
shouldnt have hired all those jeets, you get what you fucking deserve
>How do you not know the lead singer of The 1975?
>>226240309Is it or is it not meant for shitting
>>226240168That's cool. He's probably a normal guy, I guess.
a gud marquezian short story by JG Ballard, rceently a theme for sum famous widely mediaralized fashion gala fingis the garden of timejg ballard very liminalhas sum great short storiesstill relevant taeday purely for der psychological liminality in because part while his stuff is like psychologixal sci fi. it is sci fi fae the pastmakin' itlimimal
>>226240309
Grandpa had a few hundred pounds of copper pipe hidden away that he stole from worksites. I sold it a few years ago after he died and the price of copper has more than doubled since then
GET MINE, BABY, GOT TO LET THESE NIGGAS KNOW
>>226240308dinnae lissen tae shiteam sniffin' bawbag 'fore ah lissen 1975just rember seein' wun performance on tv fae demdude was pished outta his heed
>>226240294Monster of a track
JENNY DEATH WHEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!
>>226240342heck ya
>>226240353his skin color? the darkest jet vantablack void from niggerhell
fink jenny death hairftae be the peak of rap rock, most af which is shite
>>226240316Saaar they came recommended from New Delhi Technical College which is definitely real btw
>>226240354One of his best
>>226240277>>226240308>>226240359https://youtu.be/wEdRhmBx8IU
the coming week is going to be interesting. i want you all to know you are loved. clean water and dried food!
will be lissenin' bottomless pit ayen spon but rn i prefer jenny death tae that wun
>>226240388But enough about the average Brazilian
>>226240413dont fink ill click dat wun
>>226240446Fuck you mate.
>>226240422Can we cuddle together for warmth?
the turtle is upside downi repeat the turtle is upside down
>>226240487https://youtu.be/nhScpa_fGZw
>>226240474head to foot ONLY (so i can suck your toes while you sleep)
Become forklift certified they sayhttps://youtube.com/shorts/p-YITYnz1Ks
they know everything about you, they got it all on a database, they are listening and watching you right now
Money Store and Exmilitary are my favs from Death Grips. Hacker is my number one.
Can't believe reading has gone from a respectable hobby to just straight-up porn. Libraries are just the equivalent to old-school sex shops now.
dogberg gets so bored when it's cold out and he can't spend all day out in the yard
>>226240532I hate this "dark romance" shit why can't foids go to ao3 or wattpad why does it have to be at every bookstore
>>226240540play with him outside and make him run lots until he gets tuckered out>>226240546is this is him, he looks so cute and wonderful
why cant foids just play age of empires
I decided to listen to The White Album today and I'm at Revolution 9 now. Actually pretty dope lol. Scared me when I was a kid though.
>>226240551ao3 is down actually
>>226240532so if i go in the back someone will suck me off? basado
>>226240519Aliens?
incel = involuntary celibate, in case you are not aware
>>226240519that'd be interesting if so, can u tell em all to have a good day and i appreciate their indirect company
accidentally drank 2 much
>>226240551I meet "bookish" girls nowadays and they tell me I need to read ACOTAR and Fourth Wing and it's so hard to tiptoe around not just calling them out on it. Like "omg you need to read Fourth Wing it's so amazing" meanwhile I'm reading something of actual substance...why don't chicks read anything edifying? Like if some girl showed me her bookshelf I'd probably be like "yeah every Booktok girl's bookshelf looks like this" meanwhile a glimpse at my shelves would have a girl run screaming out of my house, lol.
>>226240631Have some water anon
>>226240631God I wish that were me
would love a drink but what about the gains
>>226240422I'm not loved, I hope it happens fast.
O algo = or something, in case you were not aware
IMAGINE THE SMELL
>>226239528refunds status?
>>226240631me yesterdaystill have the puke in my wastebasket
>>226240660I drink a lot and I'm still pretty jacked. But also I could probably be jackeder.
>>226240664>heated rivalrythe book that DESTROYED /hoc/
>>226240669
>>226240664I hate women
>>226240705you vill play hockey and you vill make out with your teammates and you vill like it
inking-day
Dad made me a tuna fish sandwich while I made myself a hotdog so I ended up having two lunches today
>>226240712bridge makes no god damn senese. I had my gramma teach it to me, I watched YT tutorials, I've played it, contracts are FUCKING stupid
>>226240664You just KNOW those books are sticky
>>226240546I love this cat so much bro.
>>226240664
New Indian scam over text. This bitch has a white woman contact photo with the name Mrs Monroe and then sent me a voice note with an obvious Indian accent
>>226240742Is it a cat? I thought it was some kind of weasel
>>226240742>>226240760
>>226240772Funny little thingPet it for me
>>226240772Looks like a teddy bear. Very cute, dogs are great.
>>226240569gud youtube video which is whole white album but whole fing is transposed down in pitch and it sounds relly cool and dark
Oh noesDennys took down the nvidia plaque after jensons disgrace
Played a game the other day and looked up the last few books I read on my local library's catalogue...they were all either available as ebooks only, or just not available at all. Even some super popular books I've read they didn't have. This is why Amazon is superior. And don't tell me it's because of a lack of funding either, because these wokescold librarians gatekeep their catalogues. It's fucking Orwellian.
>>226240631my condolences
>>226240310this is fault of the sissy texans or TRAITORS as i like to call them
>>226240810Poor guy he may end up being only worth 60 billion dollars
>>226240772what actually is that breed
I'm flying to Georgia on Sunday
>>226240805This one? https://youtu.be/q_ML0xjiBm0Or this one? https://youtu.be/Wb-1afwBSlg
Working on my impersonations
>>226240850pomeranian
Have you seen coffeezilla's new video about orangeman' corruption?
for me its disk golfers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71owuo5tnEk
Sex. I’m wanting more
You think you strike some kinda nerve do ya?
>>226240922Yeah! One of the best Esher demos. And thr album track is one of my favourites
>>226240919*frisbee golf
>>226240952That's an ugly dog
>>226240926https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIoqMOHAVIw
>>226240976umm you can't call a dog ugly unless you're some kind of muslim o algo
What man can say he knows the entirety of his own heart, let alone the heart of others?
>>226241021The heart is deceitful above all things, and terribly wicked. Who can know it?
>>226241021I am frequently surprised by my own reaction in novel situations
You got me mad tight my heart
>>226241021It's not that complicatedThe heart and dong both agree that puss uber alles
Drinking fireball whiskey
oh keithi miss you
>>226241109I remember being 16
Normalize cheating on white women with asian women
just took a massive cocktail of pills
>>226241144do you remember being a 300lb blue hair?
Sometimes I feel like somebody’s watching me
To the victim I’m sorry sorry sorry
rice fairies...simultaneously look like elves and baby monkeys...so cute
>>226241172nigga you dont even have a white woman to cheat on
>>226241179ok michael
>>226241201i'm over here
>>226241197True shes asian
>>226241172just ignore white women. don't give them any attention
I like light pink nipplesasian women don't have that
i tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesnt even matter
US is collapsing in real time
>>2262413032 more weeks
>>226241268you aint got an asian bitch either, LARPing ass nigga
>>226241109It's like you want the worst hangover ever
every AI commercial's pitch is the same thing: "you can now have minor conveniences that you probably thought your smartphone already had".
I hope you've been studying your Mandarin! The US is FINISHED. This radar outage is going to set off something big
>>226241321>someone who is neither a white man nor asian woman triggered by white men with asian womenmany such cases
>>226241321k keep me updated
nothing funnier than animals crossing the road and holding up traffic
>>226241391>albino geeseLOLFags
>>226241391I had to stop for some deer earlier this week.
I am extremely mentally ill
Would love to see you in a new outfit
>>226241378>degenerate that endorses spouses cheating on each other
porches have roofsdecks do not
>>226241448faggot
Nick Fuentes predicted all this
Jar Jar Binks is the key to all of this
>why yes, I follow the podcasts of a gay mexican manlet
>>226241488Forgot the gigachad pic
>>226241469I was talking to the femanons
you made a very hurtful remark that's not worth repeating about me
>Forgot the gigachad pic
>>226241508you and I know females don't post here
>>226241550You don’t know that
I don’t speak unless I have something to say
>>226241586Big mistake trust me
I am moderately mentally ill
FAA? More like the FAG
>>226241391The Ethiopian poster would have no compunction gunning it and running them over like the sick fuck he is.
>>226241109I never got the appeal, like why is it spicy lol
>>226241577I can smell a woman poster from a mile away
>>226240875neither willl haf a look later>>226240891coincidental he a poomeraniansincehe look like oreo poos in me toilet
>>226240103Make the new one!
Threadcuck NEW
>>226241672fuck that.
>>226241651
Thread just died
Why are mozza sticks the best appetizer ever?
>>226241711Thank you!
>>226241711too fucking early you piece of shit, this needs to be deleted.
>>226241194she cutejust shame ders no gud porn wiv people like diss
i'll just have to start making new threads at 300, then.
