>All flights grounded for 2 weeks across the entire country HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Americlap engineers everyone
Hoping for total economic collapse
>>226240762Good. I hope this forces mutts to walk and lose weight.
Please let this be true, it’s would be too funny a reason
>2 weeksProofs?
That’s the greatest thing I’ve ever read
>>226240762sure am glad i moved out for once
>>226240825this is it, they JUST deployed an SI system 2 days ago
the american conspiracy nuts won. no more chemtrails no more haarp no more lizard aliens
>>226240825Another SI dub
>>226240874what's SI?
>>226240762Democrat controlled America
>>226240890formerly AI>>226240899still trump
>>226240762if this is linked to the microsoft outage I might do a chortle, perhaps even a laugh out loud
>>226240890Super intelligence, get with the times gramps. Saying AI is thoughtcrime and wrongthink
>>226240762Why? What happened? QRD?
>>226240923They started using an AI air traffic control system then decided to walk it back.
>>226240920Whoa whoa whoa don't deadname xer chud
Pffffttt
saars claude reboot system please no error no mistake bloody benchod!
The US is over. Nobody realizes how over it is.Where I live has been experiencing brownouts for the past three years off and on. Sometimes weeks without power. No real cause, the power company just sends everyone an email in advance and boom no power. The rich bought a generator and stopped caring, but everyone else is fucked.
>>226240955kek
>>226240923I would join you but it's illegal here.
>>226240920>>226240927I work for the government and all our official newsletters, policy statements, etc switched from AI to SI about two weeks ago.It was very cringe.
>>226240955It really is true, you guys are just like jeets. Always shifting the blame on le ever present boogeyman. Don't you have to be a US citizen to work on anything remotely state-related?
>>226240762>Last year, Congress approved $12.5bn to fix the FAA’s ageing communications system, and on Friday the FAA and White House asked Congress for another $30.1bn to address other issues.>we need $12 Billion to fix all the comms>actually we need $40 Billionkek
>New AI flight control system>Forgot to load Claude up with tokensDag nabbit
>>226240825It's a really good thing redditors don't read past headlines or else they'd realize how retarded they sound suggesting this is related.
>>226241008good morning saar! happy diwali!
>thousands of tons of food lost in europe due to fridge hack>global microsoft outage lasting for days>all amerimutt flights grounded due to technical errorsIs this the great utopia Silicon Valley keiks have been hyping up?
>>226241022can't expect much from subhumans, they just repeat the current thingthat being AI and indians right now
>>226240986Trust the plan.t. Q
now vs last week, same day and hour, brvtal
>>226240954kekk
>>226241022There's no consensus on what caused it. Half are saying it's because of the new system and there's others saying it's a cyber attack. The official report was that it's a communications outage, but they don't specify what it is or what caused it.
>>226240762euro fridges got hackedFridges
>>226240762
Are the airplanes using a Microsoft Copilot?
>>226241274Wow that is much worse than all flights!
>>226241255a system that suggests routes doesn't seem related to frequency management, supposedly they did an update and that took everything down.
>>226240867>>226240890>>226240920>>226240874kys
fuck's sake Trump scared the absolute shit out of the Illuminati, i've never seen so many false flags in such a short amount of time.
>>226241394The U.S. Department of Homeland Security said there were no signs the outage was caused by a cyberattack."There is no indication as of yet that this was a nefarious attack against us. It's just a telecommunication outage as of right now," U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin told reporters outside the White House. He noted that U.S. President Donald Trump had been briefed on the situation."There's no reason for the public to be afraid or scared for your loved ones. This isn't another 9/11," Mullin said, adding the department was examining all possible causes, including a new AI-powered air traffic control system.cope harder
Awesome
>>226240790That would be so based and I am serious.We need the usury system to end and it only ends through collapse. The tower of babel didn't choose to end its own construction.
so this is the great americuck empire, kek
Come on ameribros... not like this
>>226241440The new system was announced not even a day ago then this happens. Just going by the timing that seems to be it.
>>226241499something tells me you'll still have to get your life together and find a job tomorrow
>>226241574It was gamers >>226241553, going by the timing that seems to be it.
>>226240825loool
>>226241553A toast to Gamers everywhere.
TRAINNIES WON
this literally wouldnt be news in any other country but since the US is the center of the world everyone knows
>>226241666SEETHE MORE LOL :DDD
>>226241666This happened in the UK 2 months ago but nobody cares about the UK
>>226240974> the power company just sends everyone an email in advance and boom no powerSame shit happens in Russia every summer/winter Stay safe Ameribros
>>226241499Collapse doesn't make sense if it's purely financial, otherwise the US has collapsed no less than 10 times since the 1920s. Collapse implies a regime change, which happens every 4-8 years anyway. I don't see how the US ever ends because it has insane resources and nothing is standardized, unless Mexico and Canada want to start ripping resources from it, but even that makes no sense because they're not really wanting for much either. Would be losses on both sides for no reason.
>>226241355Lol
>>226241597That tweet was a month ago.
>>226241761>otherwise the US has collapsed no less than 10 times since the 1920s>Collapse implies a regime change, which happens every 4-8 years>I don't see how the US ever endsyour brain on american public education
>>226241553Holy based
>>226241823>hires two thousand gamers in 'streamlined process'>systems are crashing and planes are falling out of the sky in the same yearjust a coincidence i'm sure
>>226240762>the software update from sevea hours ago had AI in itclearly an alert for bubble explosions, tick tock, else it's damage control because of foreigner hackers mogging the american cyber securitynot a good outlook :^)
>>226241850Well what second party did the USSR have to pivot on? They got rid of their singular party and it collapsed entirely. How do people honestly think that finance is the sole deciding factor in a regime collapsing? The US would have been finished in the Great Depression if that were the case.
>>226241988That last bit with outlook was a German-tier joke; you should be ashamed of yourself
>>226241057The problem are the boomer execs thinking AI means you can fire half your employees.
Is it truly happening now?
>>226242199No
>>226241553Wow, who knew that electing imbecile populist politicians would learn to horrible mismanagement and constant fuckups of epic proportions.
>>226241666Yes, every era has its major powers
>>226241553Nah, this would cause issues at individual locationsA couple of gaymers can't take down the whole system
>>226240762really? I don't watch the news or go outside anymore first I'm hearing about it
>>226240974>>Where I live has been experiencing brownouts for the past three years off and on. Sometimes weeks without power.I've heard similar stories from people living in a literal warzone. At least you don't have to worry about bombs.
>>226240890>SIit's drumpf newspeak for ai
Is it really going to be two weeks? That seems impossible to believe
Global warming status: fixed
>>226240974its because there's an old power grid and the people managing it are dying out and no one learned the skills. this isn't unique to america and is happening in a lot of the first worldgood time to learn blue collar tech skills. pay well, very high demand, very easy to get employed, relatively quick to learn if you're not retarded
>>226242366america is a special country
>>226242379>muh tradesEnjoy being denied jobs because you're non-union or didn't get some special version of a certification.
>>226242380I just read an article released six minutes ago that said it's been lifted?
>>226240986>>226240927
>>226242408in a lot of these fields demand is so high right now theyre eager to get anyone who wont blow something up. all the tech brain drain went to devs such no one knows how to program a PLC
Something is fishy
>>226242435it was supposed to be until sunday, they must be working on it alreadypeople are freaking out here only because they're retarded incels, it's a nothingburger
>first nvidia>then microsoft>now amazon who offers their services to the devs company that uses ai and updated the air traffic software and national weather institutereally makes you thinkhttps://aws.amazon.com/it/blogs/publicsector/asi-and-aws-see-the-future-of-complex-global-operations/
could it have something to do with the plane that got obliterated into the ground a few days ago?
>>226242543and not to memory hole the whole boeing thriller arc, so many unreliable scam companies
>>226242526I'm curious where OP got 2 weeks I can't find anything on that
>>226240762Why are they so fat and retarded?
>>226242600"Two more weeks", it's just a meme. He made it up.
>>226242543>first nvidiaJensen's sin was cheating with women he had consensual relations with women over 40.>then microsoftOutlook was always ass.>now amazon who offers their services to the devs company that uses ai and updated the air traffic software and national weather instituteShitty or inexperienced devs rolled shit out without knowing what the fuck they did. Not that uncommon granted not to this scale.
>>226242543The funny thing is they'll never admit AI is a problem so it'll keep happening.
>>226242379>pay well, very high demand, very easy to get employed, relatively quick to learn if you're not retardedPay well is relative aince many conpanies/employers push back a lot or antagonize unionized workers.Demand is based solely on if you have an in and many certified journeyman get fucked over by local union/trade politics.You still have to do alot of learning and apprentice/onfield work while getting totally unsustainable wages during your apprenticeship years. The sheer gap between apprentice wages and CoL has grown massively and if your union has your wages frozen to ~2020 wages back in the last round of negotiations you're doubly fucked.
Think about USA. Think about USA. Think about USA. Think about USA. Think about USA.
>>226242655it's not a problem, sorry
>>226240974Where?
>>226242643>Jensen's sin was cheating with women he had consensual relations with women over 40.I thought the issue was facilitating gpu smuggling to china because yellow pussy is too good
>>226242771taiwanese posters have been awfully quiet since this happened
>>226242600It's a meme. Two weeks comes from Q anon and people just use it as filler for an unspecified amount of time.
>>226242379>its fine that our powergrid is russia-tier >its because theres no electricians in 300 million people o algo>btw this is normal in first worldLMAOOO
>>226242770Hunan province
Well well well….
>>226240762good. they should stay there
>>226242898>that pfpAccount based in?
>>226242699I said blue collar *tech* skills (PLC programming, electrical engineering, CNC, CMM, AV, safety/alarm systems, etc) not talking about welders or plumbers or whatever. If you're high IQ they're pretty cozy I hear
>>226242543Almost like it's a script
>>226240762nice selfie
>nice selfie
>>226240762Is that why i see real clouds again?
>>226240890Sexually Intelligent
>>226242770I live in Indiana oblast.
>>226240890Sadly Irish
>>226240890Spiritually Indian