futacock
me rnhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qLLAJG9S6Y
Jenna Ortega sex sex sexy sex
>>226241651Sex
My sins can only get old
doesn't this fucking loser ever go to sleep? what is this Matthew Zazueta after getting deported or something?
I know you all probably won't believe me, but I actually had sex with Jenna Ortega right before her fame skyrocketed from Wednesday
>>226241702Bro likes chinlets
>>226241651She needs to use my face as a toilet.
the best iced tea drink u can get from stores
So, do you have any plans for the weekend?
>>226241790cranberry and lemon tho
>>226241651shes dating lead singer of iceage
>>226241840Stockpiling dry foodstuff and ammunition to prepare for the collapse of my country. Studying a bit of Mandarin so I can serve my new masters. Hbu?
>>226241841what, you on your period?in the words of fuggin' fargat his namein the departedplayed bydude from sexy beastfargat nameirish? played byray winstone
>>226241841those sound good too, are they arizona too? I only see lemon and green tea arizonas, peace teas are rly good too, and they make good raspberry teas>>226241840yeah (doing nothing in particular)
holy shiddhis names french not irish kek
>>226241881cranberry flavor only seems to come around in winter from my experiences
>>226241872China is about to collapse.You should check out Peter Zeihan's new video.>>226241881Doing nothing all day makes me feel depressed. I want to least manage a little task every day.
raspberry is my fave jam
>>226241840They have arizona tea in germany???
>>226241840gonna go do some volunteering see if I can score a blonde
just got reminded of the time my older sister called me a gay faggot for wearing skinny jeans
>>226241920Forget it Paco
>>226241897>cranberry flavor only seems to come around in winter from my experiencesyeah, same, i still remember when they made raspberry ginger ale around some holiday season, and i've missed it dearly ever since>>226241905>Doing nothing all day makes me feel depressed. I want to least manage a little task every day.Yeah I can see that, goin for walks can help if you got nothin else or did all that you can for the day
>>226241840gonna invade russia how about you???
>>226241662>futacock
>>226241910Yeah, I saw it in the store but I never bought it because it is a bit pricey.
Going to check the mousetraps in the shed, wish me luck.
>>226241926>just got reminded of the time my older sister called me a gay faggot for wearing skinny jeans
>>226241942Fucking beautiful Germanic women with blond pussy hair as usual.
>>226241744>>226241785you have never had sex and you are addicted to porn
>>226241651my pp in her mouth
Drank too much water I might throw up
complete forgat michael b jordan got oscarwhat a world we live in
>>226241999you say this because there's a lot of spanish and italian women in your country you cannot possibly suffer like us Americans
bout to eat some microwaved frozen pad thai
>>226242000>>226241999
>>226242016
Planes are down fellas. hope nobody was planning to fly to Hawaii tonight!
>>226241999Don't be so harsh Jenna...
>>226242005wypipo be like "this water too spicy"
corr we all dum surfer in lifewe all slightly mashed in life x
>>226242018my trips are better than your trips
>>226242015Mexico has had incel attacks
>>226242015There are no Italians in Mexico
aint nobody can afford a trip to hawaii, chief
don't have a show picked out to watch so I'm just doing seinfeld reruns again
>>226241983Leonardo moved to Deutschland?
>>226242047https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Italian_immigration_to_Mexico
>>226242068twin peaks
>>226242068I'm watching Frieren
if you stare too much at a woman and aren't chad she will call you a creep and white knights will beat you up
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>>226242095ive literally never heard a woman say "my eyes are up hear" even when i definitely deserved itwith that being said women have no room to talk because they are dress like whores
bella heathcote beautifulbut woulda been more beautiful if she was german not australian. in fact the australia fing marks her down
>>226242108*here
>>226242095chat is this true, would i find more potential street sparring frens and it'll be okay for us to scrap it up (i'd buy you guys beers after)
>>226242155Why Goku lookin kinda...
Coming home to an empty house everyday must be murder. I don’t know how you single guys do it
> Using modern sequencing technology, researchers stated they proved "beyond all doubt" that the bones in Seville belong to Christopher Columbus. They also claimed his genetic markers suggest he was of Sephardic Jewish origin from Spain rather than an Italian from Genoa, though this ancestry claim has not yet been published in a peer-reviewed journal.>Sephardic Jewish origin>Sephardic Jewish origin>Jewish origina>Jewish>Christopher Columbus was actually J E W I S H >trust. the. science.
My DNA results said I am 15 percent Greek. Can I still be considered white?
shut the fuck up retard
WE DISCOVERED AMERICAIT'S OURS. ALWAYS HAS BEEN.MOVE OVAH GOYS.
the fact is that most men ages 20 to 29 have never had sex; are virginsbeing a male virgin in his early to mid 20s is normal
>>226242172>The man who went on a rape and murder spree when landing in America is actually Jewish.This is not the win they think this is
>>226242172What's weird or surprising about that
>>226242198HE'S WHITE WHEN HE DID BAD STUFFAND HE'S JEWISH FOR ALL THE GOOD STUFFWHAT PART OF THIS DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qm8PH4xAss
>>226242176Gooning rn.
>>226242190Big fan of round-oversized glasses, but only in 2d. IRL they look dumb >>226242193I'm 23 and a virgin, turning 24 on the 22nd. It's genuinely over lmao
raping canadians
>>226242219Only a white person would type this. Hallelujah I am still white
>50 Cent (Curtis James Jackson III) is 5 feet 11 ¾ inches (182.2 cm) tall, though he is frequently listed or described as 6 feet (1.83 m) tall in general profiles.>5 feet 11 ¾ inches
>>226242222not over yet you're still young
I like to imagine the americas even before the first humans arrived. Just savage wilderness. Going from that to cities and internet and now we have /cum/, the culmination of this place.
There's +40 year old virgins in this thread it's not even remotely over for you.
>>226242237https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iD8Q0lvJZvI
What do you know about the horse girls?https://youtube.com/shorts/aDLcikF6KIA
At the ER cuz a dog bit me and I need stitches but I won’t snitch
I don't fly anywhere so I don't care about this bullshit going on. Eat shit upper class normgroids
>>226242281theyd make a nice glue
>>226242269Not just that but the utter devastation and ruination of all that progress. The insane leaps and bounds made from utter savagery and wild to concrete jungles and fibreoptic digital futurescape - all to be inundated with filthy third world illiterate indian scum openly SHITTING in the streets, raping, screaming, and stealing as if nothing ever existed in the first place. It's like the death of Rome on fast-forward. We're watching the forcible anal-rape of Western civilization in real time and it's brutal.
>>226242256Every time I talk to a woman they become disinterested and ghost me. It's genuinely hopeless. I thought about hiring an escort but I don't want to lose my virginity to some random whore while wearing rubber.
>>226241702excellent
>>226242283Was it Cutey Honey? Did you fuck around and find out? Post pic of your stitches when it's all done.
Brothers and sisters, it's officially a dogderwear night.
I fucking love raping screaming and stealing
I think Hunter Gatherers lived better lives than their civilized counterparts and that "progress" is actually just one giant myth.>INB4 you die from a single scratch o algo
>>226242316a what
>>226242324saar/10
>>226242211Who said any of that
Mankind is a great story though. It's a shame it won't be remembered.
This was my first h-game
>>226242343He has the vegeta hair
been slaving on my pseud-tv :~DI used think linuxfags were complete nerds and I still do but I see why they are nowhaving the arr apps setup to insta download anything is amazing qol
how do you boys feel about breathingdo you boys like breathingdoes breathing bring you boys joy
>>226242272>moving the goal post every 10 yearspathetic
>>226242343
>>226242359SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>226241651his boobs look cute
indians and jews are two sides of the same coin. we need to flood israel with indians, like 500 million of them.
>>226242414you forget that india is rightful hebrew land
Also, I am a voicecell as well, I still sound like I am 15. It's so astronomically over. The moment I was born the doctor looked at me and said "it's over".
M'dih lea
>>226242414i don't care what isreal gets flooded with. but the second japan has issues I'm sending them water and burgers
>>226241651Jenna Ortega is absolutely mogged by Indie Navarrette
2 goat birria tacos, and one machaca, eggs and dried beef
love weed, simple as
guys im really cold anybody wanna cuddle to stay warm or something
>>226241905Peter Zeihan makes interesting videos, generally in step with Ray Dalio and similar scope, but he's been saying that China is getting ready to fall for about 5 years now. Check out Promethean Action and Victor Davis Hanson for a more macro economic geopolitical view. Specifically, the end of Bretton Woods.
>love weed
>>226242440yeah but if you have children with jenna your children will look like gigachad
Got no problem with Indians or Jews personally
What sauces you want?
>>226242450gay adam
>>226242447yummy
Thinking about all the pain and suffering women have caused me
>>226242397
You can swim if you want to, youre still ugly when your makeup gets washed off
USA made alcohol illegal in the 20's and people were like nah I'm not gonna follow the law.Disgusting people
>>226242467same. i only really see indians if i go to dunkin donuts though
>>226242474Bottom left
>>226242474una salsa verde, senior
I got 1% Swiss on my DNA test, what the fuck is that it’s not a real country
>>226242449same, bro
Public pools are disgusting and the modern notion of an HIV-positive faggot tranny swimming in one and infecting everyone is a fucking horror show.
>>226242502now your dna is going to be harvested by millionaire elites
paula abdul is so hot
>>226242527I pee in public pools
>>226242069God, no. I think the anon I replied to was Leo so I tried to troll him a bit.
I pee in pubic schools
>>226242498It's a little spicy but not too hot For some reason I can't reply to salsa verde, but the one next to the white stuff is dark green and hotThe menu
I pee on public fools
>>226242527Thats always been a risk though. Unless were you born before HIV was a thing
>>226242440Jenna has the feelings of inferiority that comes with being a brown latinx, Inde thinks she's White latinx so she's automatically full of herself
>>226241790That isn't a black cherry twisted tea
FIVE. HUNDRED. GIGABITES.
>>226242533I remember when Bruno pranked her by using Mexicans as furniture and she actually sat on them
>>226242586i dont drink much alcoholic tea, would u say thats the best twisted teas?
Had to masturbate. Had to
>>226242489>Jeet doesn't know Canada also had a prohibition period
>>226242575Get the Chilaquiles
need sex with rice fairy
>rangebanned again
When I was young I kept trying to install Minecraft hacks, but I always would install ransomware instead.
>>226241790arizona is 10/10 goyslop>>226242586i haven't tried pic rel yet tho
>>226242613Why did you post mid?
>>226242623>no picretard alert
>>226242597None of them are what I would call good, but the black cherry and raspberry are the most enjoyable.The blueberry isn't bad tasting either, but the artificial blueberry flavor makes your poos smell absolutely dreadful. You can tell it isn't something fit for human consumption from the poo smell.Not joking about that one bit
there wasnt a lot of ppl outside tiday
I stopped being into nerdy girls when I tried to score one and failed so miserably, I realized that I will never be loved by any woman; and that if I can't score even this bitch there's no point in trying and embarrassing myself again.
>>226242646I'd have to agree with you>>226242642I'll try out the spiked green tea for new years
>>226242642I'm nervous to try those after having the hard monster They used artificial sweetener in the monsters and i think those too
Reading how to win friends and influence people
would you guys rather have a gigantic dick or a third eye on your guyses butt cheek
>>226242674It's not a bad book but don't take it as gospel. A lot of the advice only works in high-trust societies that simply doesn't exist anymore in America. Not to mention society is structed completely differently now which also changes social rules.
bitcoin only benefits the thirdworld
>>226242668>nerdy girlsNo such thing btw, it's just an aesthetic for them like everything else
Lied to the hospital people when they asked if I drink alcohol, I said no but I had like 8 beers last week!
>>226242717It only benefits those that got in early
>>226242682i already have a gigantic dick
Reading can’t hurt me by David Goggins
>>226242682I already have a giant third eye on my dick
>>226242722Not smart.What if they're asking because they were going to give you a drug that has a negative reaction with alcohol?
>>226242682
>>226242635i didn't
FAA grounding has ended
what's the point of using a leafblower if your neighbors get mad that you're moving leaves to their yard?
>>226242789I don’t use a leaf blower
>>226242779She's not even the best one in blackpink, incredibly mid taste
Giveth and taketh away till things come out a certain way
I'm be going genza to my body lay down
>>226242789you blow them into the road so it becomes the motorcyclists problem
Beneath the stains of timeThe feelings disappearYou are someone elseI am still right here
>>226242789But I didn't eat breakfast
>>226242550Everyone does, that's what makes them horrible. >>226242582Perverted horrible faggots do it on purpose though. Previously faggots were scared and would just be deviants in movie theatres or clubs. Now they actively seek out victims to harm and infect with their diseases.
>>226242813>left handed acoustic bass
I’ll see you at the job site tomorrow morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D3crqpClPY
>>226242835oh sorry heh heh i have the shits and can't come in tomorrow
I don't know a thing about kpop but I look at all the girls threads on simpcity. There's this girl named Kwon Eunbi and she has awesome tits that just UNDULATE all over the placeUnfortunately she got a Michael Jackson nose
>>226242742I only drink every 1-2 months, I’m sure it’s fine
Tired of the television and the internet showing me indians and black people against my will.
I want to get mischievous pussy. Mysterious pussy. Lugubrious pussy.
>>226242894The pussy be mad lugubrious when I'm done w/ it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cgoqrgc_0cM
>>226242870It's tragic how slant women bog themselves to hell
>>226242890
There was a Filipino girl at my school nicknamed China vagina
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5EhlRhQox4
>>226242951well? was it sideways?
>>226242927I saw some pictures from North Korea the other day and couldn't stop thinking about how much the women in them looked better than their worst Korea counterparts. They look like human beings. Southies shape their heads like guitar picks and bleach their skin to where they look like corpses
Masturbated to pokimanes fat ass again
Would it be fair to say that the entire universe all boils down to this?
i am going to die soon and that's ok
sturbated mas
>>226242894get some strange
I have had the same dream about my death for at least 30 years nowI will be mobbed and beaten to death Not sure why yet
i dont even have the strength to masturbate anymore
wish I was funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8PhpifGSo
Time in its irresistible and ceaseless flow carries along on its flood all created things, and drowns them in the depths of obscurity, no matter if they be quite unworthy of mention, or most noteworthy and important, and thus, as the tragedian says, "he brings from the darkness all things to the birth, and all things born envelops in the night."But the tale of history forms a very strong bulwark against the stream of time, and to some extent checks its irresistible flow, and, of all things done in it, as many as history has taken over, it secures and binds together, and does not allow them to slip away into the abyss of oblivion.
>>226243078you're funny looking, isn't that good enough? pretty girls laugh at the sight of you all the time. hope that made you feel a bit better :)
>>226243104did not read
>>226243078Try the shotgun approach. Keep joking until something lands and keep with that
>>226243078a girl said I was funny 9 years ago and I still think about it sometimes
>>226242970>be me>talking to South Korean girl>she says something about my nose bridge being so high>I just compliment here nose>she casually tells me she did surgery to get her nose and the doctor took a piece of cartilage from her ear to construct itAsians like looking fake, they don't even want to look natural anymore.
>futa cock
>>226243119>just annoy people further
>>226243134futacock.
>>226243144What the fuck are "people" gonna do about it? They will take it like a bitchYou are an unstoppable force
I have never jerked off to a Boiler Room video, but some girls in the background have made my penis hard before.
>>226243157no.NO.I googled this and it linked me to a CGI video of Lara Croft getting fucked by a woman with a gigantic dick that was like 3 feet long. There should be laws against this stuff. "Womb Raider" is a ridiculous idea.
incidentally, how do I become more assertive? I'm sick of acting like a castrated cuck thinking I'm bothering people all the time
>>226243134>>226243157
Fuentes says white people lost
on my way to get bummed give me some encouragement
>>226243183Stop being a pussy bitchWhat is the worst case scenario? Maybe you get hit or shot but if you're that big of a pussy getting shot is an improvement
>>226243203BLOODY FAK U
>>226243169women won't date me if I annoy them
>>226243203What race is he?
>>226241651This is a really hot photo
>>226243229brown (he can host and the urkels blocked me so compromises had to be made)
Poisoned my own ass
God, if you're listening, please kill this fucking faggot with a car accident.
is /cum/ home to any fuckers or are we all incels
funny image hehelol
>>226243222Ever heard of a practice gf or practice target of affection?
>>226243251I fuck
>>226243250why don't you do it ya fuckin queert.god
Why do Americans look like this?
>>226242802both angelic rice fairies
>>226243279how do i become a fucker like you?
>>226243310Very shapely footWould caress lick fuck sniff in that order
https://x.com/Acyn/status/2121418259107045786/video/1
>>226243251i have fucked but not in some timecurrently all the women I want to bang are on another continent
Why do Canadians look like this?
Accidentally the fog in my house
>>226243242>browngross, why not fuck white men?
I was trying to take an sweet james bond inspired pic but this is the best i got
>>226243382I want a mixed child
>>226241651it's actually so insane she became a popular actor for children's tv shows when she takes pics like that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why_is_there_anything_at_all%3F
Broadcasting live from the Devil's Head
>>226243338code?
Living the dream
>>226243455are those...tallboy...cokes?
women love to see non-chad men suffer
>>226243480everyone does
>>226243445dunnoask /jav/
Having a tequila paloma.
I feel like Johnworthy Silverhand.
>>226243485dont reply to goshpedo
>>226243531How do you know he's a pedo
>>226243480Take the rice fairy pill, they're the only women that are pure-hearted and capable of love.
>women are funn- https://twitterviewer.net/ArynneWexler/status/2120922413995114544
>>226243464
>>226243576>twitter linkdie
>>226243600>>226243531
Coke Zero or Diet Coke?After my taste test, I’ve concluded that Coke Zero is superior.
Watching jeets get blacked
>women are amazing i love simping for th->oh no officer I swear I didn't rape her, i'm a male feminist!
What are the ethics of fucking a sissy slut in the butt?
>>226243629Why?
>>226243591Forgive my peasantry. We do not receive such luxuries in the provincial outskirts of Canada.
>>>/gif/31407268>>226243658Its funny
>>226243660It looks like a pint unless that dude wears size 30 shoes
shant be watching gay indian BBC porn. just a personal rule of mine.
>>226243671>watching ugly, gay AI porn to own the “jeets”This is not healthy behavior.
it's 4AM and my daughter just came home drunki yelled at her for 5 minutes and them she told me to go fuck myselfwhat should i do nowwill i be a bad father if i get into her room and beat her up
>>226243676No, you’re right. They’re each only 1 pint. Don’t drink, so unsure about what constitutes a “tall boy”.
>>22624370324 oz like a big beer can single
>>226243696Are you shitposting or did this actually happen?
>>226243696This made me imagine a guy asking ChatGPT if he should beat his child.If this is real, you should not beat up your daughter.
>>226243703Or if you don't drink, arizona tea sized can
>>226243694Jeet mad
Can someone post the Jason /cum/ edit of this? I lost it.10/10 movie btw
i spilled my spaghetti in front of crushbergstein. i didn't expect to run into her while gobbling down cheese
>>226243696How many Serbs post here? Or are you the same guy as usual, but larping?
>>226243696Rape correction is required
>>226243708Oh ok. That’s a lot of liquid.
a lot of vegans are heavy smokers
In Bosnia I met a gay guy who said his father put a gun to his head when he came out and told him to never come back.This same guy also said he wants to kill other gay people
>>226243726I am not Indian (not that there’s anything wrong with that!)
Did you ever get a killionaire?
some people be making fun of plapjak but sometimes fat bitch tiddies be lookin squeezable
>>226243761There is nothing like cuddling up with a 300 pounder on a cold winter night
>>226243761>>226243772
>>226243760Most I got was 6 in a row. Maybe 7. I don’t know, I was playing that game when I was 5 years old.
>>226243727i gotchu bruddah
All my gamer friends casually say the n word while we're gaming
>>226243777Warm climatefag detectedEnjoy your stikkgirls
Incels need to lower their standards and date big girls. Everybody wins!
>>226243785Thank you!
>>226243804you're welcome!
>>226243812very gross image
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAfFfqiYLp0
>>226243789
>>226243812This nigga looks familiar. Did he post his face here before?
Guys my favorite Human x antrho aritst snazzle snap just uploaded again. Xhe's so talented
>>226243830VGHTHE MEMORIES
>>226243847
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