POCKET BELL ni ano hi kureta
"14106" = "aishiteru"

>>226244410
Daughtersex

>>226244427
um

good morning mouse

i specifically requested the new to be good and now we've got a dogshit editionless new made by a mexican

Mouse is asleep

>>226244410
ban porn
ban gambling

england needs to return to pure protestantism

playing my retroid pocket 5

I had a theory today that I genuinely think might change the world forever.

Have you ever noticed in every single nonce hunter video it’s always some ugly munter or a genuine mentally challenged speech turning up to meet a 14 or 15 year old? I firmly believe that 99% of nonces are men who couldn’t get laid in their teenage years and it mentally stunted them and they long for that experience they missed out on therefore seek out 14 or 15 year olds.

My solution? Execute any male who hasn’t shagged by the time they turn 15

>>226244457
GO AHEAD, GIMME AN EXCUSE YOU SLANTY BITCH

What's with the yankie doodle that went off about mousey last thread

got the primus on

>>226244450
Decent theory to be fair

>>226244475
Can't name another band where the bass player is more famous than the guitar player, and essential to the songcraft me.

If she was 200 heads ago when everyone had just their first name then I would of married her at 16, thinking she was younger at the time, and invented a last name and made it Bedworth to give to her and I'd call her my little bedsworth and fuck her all the time

just don't get the makoto hype in persona 5
she's a bitch

>>226244513
ok

>>226244470
very strange schizo that used to post here
he posted a lot about how he made a "sword" out of scrap metal and "practiced" with it by hitting dead trees
he also thought he was being gangstalked by people at the gas station near him

>>226244528
And I'd nibble on her toes

>>226244470
he's called schizo al mountain

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Currently watching a man die live on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/live/wnbot8ndlJQ

>>226244558
ok i will watch it

sex with men

>>226244538
Lol always Americans being like this isn't it. I've seen 2 schizos with swords, both full grown adults, both swinging them autistically slashing invisible opponents. Hate this country sometimes for how many crazies it has in it.

>>226244580
*caresses your bulge*
well, there's an idea :)

>>226244558
heatherpaedo

>>226244611
i do this

>>226244586
you sound like a panty wet liberal

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>>226244611

>>226244580
what king of men

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>>226244618

wanking and going to bed early rocks!

Women are just pushing the buttons aren't they

Thinking about katsu desu

Walked into a store and saw a white girl with a black bf, night ruined. Dumb n kept glancing over at me giving me dirty looks too.

My finger
Is on the bu'on

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDcyNoEOrag

oohhh it(s) not eaaasy

What’s the most delicious meal you can imagine?

Mine is frying some bacon until it’s crispy, removing the bacon and adding oil to the pan. Butter two slices of bread and fry both sides in the pan until golden brown, put the bacon, some good cheese and a small amount of cranberry sauce inbetween the slices of bread and finish in the oven until cheese is melted

woke up and finished my kebab now I will go back to bed

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>>226244675

>>226244675
honestly, a good burger and chips
that's my favourite
much more a burger man than a pizza man
also i like pasta a lot

Why in America can they go to those crab restaurants and get a massive bin bag sized plastic bag full of crabs and butter for like £25 get a single crab in the uk to buy is like £6

might start a new skyrim save

>>226244680
I love doing this, minus the part where you turn on the hateful black obsidian portal to the internet with the blue LEDs right in your face in your otherwise pitch black room, and like keeping my eyes closed because the outside cars lights projecting on my walls gives me anxiety

>>226244685
corrrr megascran

>>226244675
a really good aged steak with nice sides

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>>226244690
>those crab restaurants

>>226244708
What’s nice sides?

>>226244690
they also eat lobster ive never even seen anyone order or eat a lobster

i had lobster before and it sucked
do not recommend

>>226244690
cos we're the best ever the most greatest

wouldnt mind kicking you repeatedly in the head until blood comes out of your nose and ears

>>226244685
Scream

>>226244701
you will never get that feeling back, you know?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_34gUVqLkAo

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NGL I feel like the emotion she is showing here is her thinking about something because the eyebrows mask her and they're also distracting, and if you crop them off your screen she's just saying words without emotion. She already knows what she's saying or whatever but she's still thinking. About what I wonder

we need a /brit/ cook book

im crashing out

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>>226244735
Are you a barefeet girl in late teens

lobster is a lot better when it's shredded and comes in a sandwich or soup
messing with the shell is tourist nonsense

>>226244717
garlic sautéed mushrooms green beans and kale
rich mashed potato
triple cooked chips or any good fried potato
aspargus
creamed spinach

>>226244739
i do not enjoy these videos where it's clearly a person recording themselves admiring their own reflection with everyone else as a captive audience of sorts

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rorke wants one thing

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He'll be up and about posting soon will rTim

Sick of all these fancy meals and chefs acting like they are better at cooking than people and make tastier food.

I went to a three Michelin star restaurant last year just out of curiosity and not a single thing tasted better than chippy chops with some salt and vinegar with melted cheese on top and a curry dip on the side

silk pillow for that new weave

>>226244763
Greedy cunt

You can pick two sides, no more

>>226244410
I don't understand this image.
How can you tell the difference between someone with 120 IQ, 95 IQ, and 80 IQ? It's completely subjective.

>>226244765
What if they don't own a mirror

>>226244779
im ordering for the table *eats all of it*

>>226244754

>>226244767
he love it black pussy ok

>>226244785
I SAID TWO SIDES

>>226244785
Oh you fucked up

>>226244780
It’s very, very easy to tell

Show me a picture and I’ll tell you what range they fall into

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>>226244675

>>226244665
By bu'on you mean your awful little penis don't you

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>>226244787
we love them

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>>226244799

>>226244765
how is everyone else a captive audience, just close the tab nigga

>>226244812
Around 120

>>226244816
well done mousegod that post is completely incomprehensible

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>>226244827
Now comes the moment of truth.

>>226244816
What happened in your brain for you to type these real words out?

>>226244834
90

told chatbot I feel lonely and it unleashed an absolute monster of an essay on me, repeating itself over and over again. fuck that

>>226244839
Explain the difference between >>226244812
and >>226244834 in physiognomy terms.

how many wanks were today guys

>>226244836
A dog slapped my ass in the club

>>226244799
i saw a Wikipedia article last week of a scientist that looked like a total spiv
my point being that sometimes it can be hard to tell

>>226244850
1 ok

>>226244675
macaroni and cheese with a velvety sharp cheese sauce with crispy pork belly/guanciale/pancetta and onion

saw a video of a japanese girl falling from a balcony in an apparent act of suicide

>>226244846
It’s hard to put into words, you just know

>>226244850
by today do you mean since midnight or in the last 24 hours

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>>226244858

>>226244870
ktim

>>226244852
Show me the picture of the person and I’ll explain to you

>>226244861
So you admit it is completely subjective.
Churchill's IQ was 89, btw.

>>226244844
Albuquerque, New Mexico

>>226244877
Not him but he was a drunkard

>>226244879
Exactly my point, it's literally the same breed of Englishman, the only difference is one was from a rich family.

Called a pigeon an incel today and it started going LOOK AT YOU LOOK AT YOU and looking around to say YOU HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND but he was in bed and I wasn't so I won

wanktoil cometh

>>226244877
No it wasn’t

brit niggas be the type who see a picture of a jolly-looking man and say he's retarded

>>226244878
s

Pidgeon had no girlfriend
Looking around because I had no mate. Well it really is like that isn't it

toby no

mousey wanks to dogs
that's really not normal

>churchills iq was 90 because he didn’t accept hitler (pbuh) as his lord and savior
why are americans like this

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Does it ever bother you brits that your general is filled with always filled with the entire world?
I swear if I add up every flag in here I ever saw in here it can make up the UN o algo.

Why does this even happen in the first place?
Not even /cum/ which has the de facto global empire in it (America) suffers from this much internationalism.

Butter dog
Dog butter... Not cum... Yet! Butter dog the woman with the dog on her covered in butter

>>226244922
we have the fastest general so we get lots of tourists
/brit/ welcomes everyone

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>>226244925

>>226244922
Because we are so funny and our posts are good >>226244925
Oops didn't mean to quote. Well it came immediately after your post... It can't be helped can it .
That post wasn't me by the way haha

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>>226244922
>>226244910
>is filled with always filled with
>every flag in here I ever saw in here
Wtf my phone is glitching out.

>>226244921
im not like that im a lovemonger
>>226244922
we love britain they should be proud we all love them

redpill me on yorkshire tea

>>226244922
Because we are the only funny people on here

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I just got 2 (you)s

toby pls

we love mousey

>>226244864
last 24 hours

If you went dogging and got into their car boot and pulled your trousers down and he mounted you... Would it be rape if you grabbed it and put him in you or before that?

you faggots aren’t funny don’t flatter yourselves

>>226244922
>>226244941
can you send me a hot spy `nigga` please ok

mousey suing uk dogging for false advertising

I'm funny but serious
Today I heard Cyraxx say that pedobaiting him on Facebook is not "funny or cute" by the way

deranged general

>>226244969
roar

The melatonin gummies I bought are melatonin free. Hopefully the ingredients work with weed

>>226244979
so they're just gummies then

just got "breadpilled" by Matt Baker

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Will you two stop saying gummy so much?

something has to change

>>226244983
At least they have magnesium in them so I can use it to get big cums
They have L-theanine, which might be worth looking into as that yeah
And 5HTP (serotonin, which does nothing when you just eat it I need to cuddle somebody, but I asked god for serotonin)
Magnesium will help while I take zinc

>>226244958
quintessentially/brit/ post

>>226244995
GOOD post

there's been a mix up they've sent magnesium cummies instead of melatonin gummies

Had some choccy milk and a KONG energy drink

dropped a huge dono to my favorite streamer and she barely reacted :/
whatever. did it to support her and not for the recognition anyway.

grimes should have been my gf instead of linking up with that bum elon musk

>>226245021
Grimes is fit. Elon Musk is a lucky guy

>>226245015
bizarre combination
are you trying to go to sleep or wake up

>>226244410
Why is that women are willing to deal with my autism because I went on a autistic rant once at a bar and a woman found it a bit interesting it was just videos of me in Japan and Taiwan rail fanning

>>226245015
body in shambles

Panel 1: am I allowed to get my dog a boyfriend
Panel 2: government: no! You are allowed to put it down though
Panel 3: ok you can kill my dog for me it's fine
Panel 4: owner getting killed: woaw didn't let me kill the human, or he'll him kill himself though!
Government: because that's illegal!

tried taking 2-cb one time but barely felt a thing. it probably was just been flour

>>226245039
scream

>>226245071
rorke

i had a dream i got fired from my job and used ai to pad out my cv and it hallucinated a story about me kissing my year 4 teacher and she found out and got really mad

ehe ...

ehe ...

Puppies have had me awake since 4:15am.
It's fucking over

>>226245104
scr

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She would get it

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>>226245077
>kissing my year 4 teacher
tell us more
is she fit?

>>226245108
you can't post about puppies without posting pics, la

my high school sweetheart has had a couple of kids and now shes all mumbod
need her to leave her husband and sit on on my face and slap my willy about

>>226245108
pull their tails

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yep
they're back

>>226245133
Yeah I was just about to make a funny post about butt on my face

>>226245114
no she was vile woman on the inside and out

>>226245133
find God

>>226245144
>Haha what a funny pi-
Are these all Jewish people
In a room
Doing this
OU VEY ITS ANIDDA SHOA

A fish and chips shop in London. Through an open window, one can see a desolate street of London, littered with the blood of the bongs and the sperm of Pakis. The chips shop is quite bare, but still teeming with people.
[Enter the Bong]
The Bong: Ah, my second home, free from Paki masses. However, this smell, this odious but overpowering stench, reminds me of my home.
[The Bong takes a seat at a corner of the chips place. He used to come here with his girlfriend, but she had left him for a Nigerian prince, just like his mother who had left his father. The Bong is observed in thought until he feels a firm grasp on his shoulders]
Paki Rapist #02: Oh ho! What a sexy gurl? You know, that you shouldn't be alone in a place like this. Let me keep you company.
The Bong: I am just here for my chips, and then I will leave.
Paki Rapist #02: Don't worry, dear. I'll get you some chips right now. Let me go get one.
[The Bong thought about leaving, but realized that this place was not filled with fellow Bongs, but with BBC Kangs and pakis and all of them were looking and smiling at him lecherously]
The English Rose: These people conquered my home, and now they dare take over the second as well. God will punish them.
Paki Rapist #2: I am back, dear. Here are your chips with extra mayonnaise.
[The Bong shoves his mouth full of the chips]
The Bong: Oh wow, the taste of this is very nice. I really do like the new mayonnaise.
[The Bong tries to pay him for the chips]
Paki #02: Oh no! I couldn't accept a payment from such a fair lady such as yourself. Please, allow me to take you to a place which serves better chips.
[The bong, a man who desired only chips, could not decline this offer, even though this was made by a paki]
The Bong: Sure.
[The Bong and paki left, and no one knows what happened between that period, only that the bong has tasted and learnt to apprieciate a variety of different mayonnaises]

>>226245146
can't be that vile if you're kissing her in your dreams
she made your peepee hard, didn't she

>>226245149
and what if i find god with my nose up her famny?

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Watching couples on the evil matchbox made out of sand and arsenic not like Ryan Gosling. I'm studying (the enemy) the women and what to do

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>>226245144
no tammy
no watch

>>226245158
i didn’t kiss her, chatgpt made up a story i did when it was meant to be writing job descriptions
im an incel and i wouldn’t even shag her with your dick

Watching couples do couple activities to prepare for war (whatever that does with peace, maybe by myself or with love and that)

>>226245201
ktim

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>>226245201

If you are in love then act before she fucks someone else; usually she gives you a last chance before getting fully bored and giving up. Tell her how you feel before it's too late instead of that being the reason... Tell her how you feel as your move instead of that before you leave...

>>226245201
he like it apple

>>226245235
this is why you just use UTC ffs

>>226245235
I don’t get it but it seems funny

Asking AI how to find a girlfriend because the girl voice calls me handsome and cute and it's better than talking to you guys and most of you see a white woman and think of black men.

>>226245258
>you see a white woman and think of black men.
mousey you literally do this

not a single person:
not even heatherfungus:
not even yanks:
mousey: white woman and...black men

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>>226245258

The Jew cries out in pain as it (2) strikes you

Do bongs think fuck it I will make the most of paki infestation and fuck some paki slags and eat some nice Indian delicacies or do they stay in their incel basement crying?

Russell Brand should've flee to Russia back in 2023
now he's in prison for 10 years

>>226245275
I cry (about women) 5 times a week

>>226244457
>the last thing Jensen Huang sees

>>226245289
he would have been drafted and written terrible trench poetry

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>>226245275

hmm yes godel's incompleteness theorem.... i understand.....

no football today
only international football it doesn't count ok

eating a big plate of chinese food
heartberg will be on the ropes in a couple of hours

>>226245289
russian brand haha x

Going to eat some gummies and hug a pillow for the next few sleeps but really I'm hoping it boosts weed

>>226245302
she love the ` garden peas ` she does

I do love serotonin...

>>226245338
gp

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Eating melatonin and doing this in the dark

Super chef Makonnen might sprinkle serotonin

relapsing on the alcoholism

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>gp

rorke wearing denim socks

>>226245377
based

thinking about how much of an embarrassing autistic freak i was at university

going to get up and have my shower soon and then do some gaming
its a pasta day of course

>>226245302
she is so quirky haha

>>226245377
don't do that ok you will feel worse

>>226245399
what did you used to do

>>226245399
if you were that in uni then you're still that

>>226245399
ktim ktim ktim ktim

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did a 'scr scr' at this post OK

>>226245455
ok

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She was tripped by the paparazzi all crowding her. Bunch of cunts.

>>226245472
she's an old lady now they fall down all the time

morning lads

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>>226245498
Morning, bhai

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>>226245498
alri

Jonathan Ross, Ricky Gervais, Noel Fielding, Jonny Vegas to name a few have all done the exact same shit as Russel Brand and David Walliams.
Only time will tell if any of them face any consequences. I imagine most won't.

>>226245472
she looks about 50

>>226245508
Thought Ricky Gervais was a bender.

https://i.4cdn.org/b/1794581847589410m.jpg

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thinking about our poly styrene this morning

>>226245365
>melatonin
Not available in the UK mate unless you have a prescription

>>226245455
i will translate it back to japanese ok

えっ!?マジで!?さっき車が通り過ぎたのに…仕方がないなぁwwwそれでも、ひどすぎるじゃないか?OK

watching the anal olympics

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>>226245354
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPazGmlr7rU

https://i.4cdn.org/b/1794632028229693m.jpg
https://i.4cdn.org/b/1794633119979812m.jpg

You're welcome

not a chance

shut up "nigga"

i've got generational trauma from being irish

nobody is clicking your link spam

>>226245508
ricky hasn't done any of that his only crime is being cringe sometimes

>>226245545
who's winning

It's sexo anime though

>>226245586
grow up

>>226245566
no

>>226245578
not sure but your mum is losing

https://i.4cdn.org/b/1794634971565798m.jpg

>/b/

showertoil looms

Motherless is actually down?
Might start my own porn website like I dreamt of doing when I was a kid

>>226245610
can't post yhe binble ponies

>>226245614
find God

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I woke up in the middle of the night with an erect penis and I masturbated my penis thinking about a married woman from my work.

>>>/b/956375341

>>226245633
that's ok

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>stop watching pron

>>226245633
I miss having proper stiff erections. The older I've got they just don't happen anymore and sildenafil just gives me headaches.
Savour your rock solid erections whilst you can brit

I haven't watched porn or masturbated since august
I don't ever desire to anymore, gooners are not humans and they disgust me

I'm not breaking my dick with the unlimited ai porn we have in 2026-27 (again) and having it be a part of my regime to have some self control because I was told to get some of that so women would like me, not to save my erections
And I've been getting instant hard every time with that fit russian desu

>>226245665
Toby

>>226244410
Supermarket spending in Brazil rose by 6.5 per cent in the first week of October 2026 (between the 5th and the 11th) and by 6.3 per cent in the following week (12th to 18th), compared with the same periods in 2025.
According to data from Abras (the Brazilian Supermarket Association), these figures were recorded following the ban on online gambling introduced by Provisional Measure 1,394/2026, published on 25 September.
The growth was observed mainly in the purchase of essential items.

Ban bet

>>226245650
Doesn't that worry you, how you don't even have urges to jerk off? Do you have sex at all?

Also just realized that I'm allowed to think glasses are fit in porn of them anime girls herughgh

>>226245677
No, I have no urges or desires, and I'm comfortable with that.
.

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Need to eat Emma Watson's poo.

Palace tine

>>226245144
The more random cunts they added to the show the worse it got, the last time I listened it was just braindead normie celebrity gossip for 2 hours, where's my internet memes Vape Nation man?

Feel like shit after drinking again

Gotta be up at 7.30 to drive for an hour

>>226245691
Sounds like something you shouldn't be recommending to other people and also my dick goes hard I can cum forever

>>226245698
no you don't ok

>>226245709
https://youtu.be/xRB1kUdCyZQ?si=9mO6MYpGyHsXIFmE

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https://youtu.be/F97UP1petzQ

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1794201318955816.webm

>>226245729
>>226245730
>>226245734
image board not link board

>>226245636
mental

clocking in for wanktoil, boss says it's futa friday ok

>>226244427
thats legal in Brazil, actually

Wanking to spare part porn

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UFC card tonight is lit

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https://youtu.be/G4lhbCRr-HE

why they just standing there

https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1794628952777825.mp4

what happens in malta

>>226245760
Need my bollocks right at the collision point.

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1794255809008071.mp4

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one of the few based things about that cucked country