ITT describe the taste and smell of 2hus vaginas
i imagine reimu's vagina tastes sweet like sugar and that it smells like mint tea...
>>50906249Almost all smell disgusting because most of them are monsters who don't shower.
>>50906249Why be such a crude being, anon? Describe the smell and taste of your favorite 2hu's SOUL!
>>50906267kosuzu's soul smells like flowers... and it tastes like strawberries.
>>50906249Yoshika's got a lemony fresh scent for sure I imagine.
Tewi would taste like grass. She would also smell like wet grass after rain.
marisa's pussy must taste apple pie and smell like sunflowers
Spinal Fluid On The Walls or Inexcusable Evil by Toskovat frangrancesOrBull's Blood by Imaginary Authors...
vaginas are gross
>>50906472I earnestly can't tell if this is the real madokanon or an impersonator trying to make him look gay.
>>50906474you're seriously brainwashed if you think you have to like vaginas to be heterosexualthey're literally just smelly open woundseverything else about girls is okay except the vaginait's LITERALLY nothing but a smelly fishy open wound
>>50906480Uhhhh based?
>>50906480also their faces are gross id ont like 3DPD faces
>>50906502Dangerously based...
>>50906480Unironically this. A woman's vagina looks strange at best and absolutely disgusting at worst. I still recall my first time seeing the picture of a random lady's entrance. It made me feel nauseous with revulsion, and i'm most likely not even gay.
>>50906249Here's the official tier list
>>50906249Ran's has an powerful aroma of sweat trapped in her thick pubes with a hint of her daily perfumes and soap, sandalwood and jasmine, with a subtle wild earthy fox musk from the proximity of her tails.It tastes like pussy, I dunno what you expect here they all taste pretty similar.
>>50906480Calling them open wounds is at least a little revealing.
>>50906382You and I both know she smells like mushrooms and damp carpet
I'd rather describe their anuses so... I guess some of the stuff probably tracks regardless>Reimu: average taste and smell. which is good>Marisa: magical butthole tastes and smells divine>Sanae: pretty above average smelling I'd reckon, but tastes fishy>Cirno: c-c-cold! like licking liquid nitrogen!!! too cold to even have taste buds for!!!>Tewi: she doesn't wipe as a prank but that makes it better>Reisen: on the contrary, picrel>Ran: she tries but the tails get in the way of wiping so she doesn't do a great job>Chen: smells a little bad but the taste is okay>Remilia: very prim and proper, (dry) washes daily, brightest smell and flavor>Flandre: uncontrollable anal power makes it actually taste insanely good and it smells like flowers but stick your tongue in too deep and it might explode>Alice: tastes like pee smells like pee>Okuu: just don't>Seija: the reverse of a normal butthole either tastes like it has no salt (reverse of skin) or tastes like heaven (reverse of a butt). but it smells like flowersVery thought provoking thread, thank you for making, even though it's about the inferior hole.
>>50906554Where's the tierlists for their penis quality too
>>50906722fag misery identifiedactually now that I think about it, that alcoholic roach is also going around spamming in random threads right this very momentare you him?
>>50906733https://warosu.org/jp/?task=search&ghost=false&search_text=%22fag+misery%22make yourself less obvious, faggot.
>>50906737you're behaving just like the roach, he immediately attempts to discredit the other poster when called out tooit's not 100% proof but I believe it
>>50906749kys spammer
f-fag misery!(i'm definitely not from brazil)
retarded ESL thinking the weird ass phrase he came up with means anything
damn i bullied him away
nah, there's just nothing to discuss anymoreyou've proven that you actually are a miserable faggot crying about heterosexuality and trying to talk about cocks at every opportunityand your behavior and >>50906668 proves that you actually are the stinking roach, and my random guess being right on the money aggravated you so much that you're now trying to cause a shitstorm
>>50906816god you're cute i wanna give you a hug when you're autistically going off about nonsense
Once again demonstrating how people who have melties about someone else's posts are at least as obnoxious as the person they're against.
stop fighting and please focus on the thread's topic
>>50906554All my favorite girls are average and below, how do I cope?
>>50906554Yamame might not have the nicest pussy in Gensokyo but she's so good at bondage and edging you won't notice!
LmaoLocal anon uncovers a Turkish gay conspiracy by calling a homosexual man miserable. Someone call Shameimaru.
>>50906840Stop posting about yourself.
>>50906249Tastes and smells 100% PURE!
>>50906858fat mons
I'd happily and eagerly pleasure my wife Ran-sama's vagina and anus every single day. The sweaty smell combined with the pungent aroma and taste of her pheromone abundant hairy crotch is like ambrosia to me.
Make love, not war.
>>50906936I need Kaguya's fat fucking ass seated on my face all day.
>>50906249I think Kaguya has a floppy brown roastie, probably smells fishy due to poor NEET hygiene and a thick carpet and tastes like old pennies. Mokou would have a neat innie, light pink and no brown at all, with trimmed pubes and smell quite restrained with just a hint of smoke and taste like healthy pussy.
>>50906554>Lettysoft as snow but warm inside
Is this the official pussy thread?
>>50906554I don't even like Remillia but I know that bat pussy would be tight as fuck!
>>50906554Yukari pussy gotta be making that sea fog sound effect when you catch a wiff. the pheremones enough would probably make you explode. I think Eirin's would probably taste like soap.
Threadly remindar that if you wouldn't happily consume your favorite 2hu's vaginal discharge, menstruation, piss, shit, and anything she naturally produces and comes out of her vagina or anus, then you don't really love her and don't deserve her at all.
>>50907201I have masturbated to [the thought of] eating Reisen's poop but I might have to draw the line at discharge
>>50907242Really? I think I could stomach discharge way easier. Idunno poop has like ecoli. Whats discharge? Like yeast with a little blood?
>>50906265It’s self cleaning and the fermenting smell is divine
Blessed thread and obligatory link:https://e-hentai.org/g/3350227/29728e5b98/I was fortunate enough to find a physical copy of that one in Osaka. Many cooms have been had to it.
>>50907322did you buy it? pics if so
>>50906620>average taste and smell. which is goodmy anus smells weird ;_;
>>50907473Of course I bought it, would have been awkward cooming to it right there in the store wouldn't it?
>>50907519Wat are we drinking tonight?
>>50907525Same as every other weekend night, aka the most based cocktail ever: whiskey sours
>>50907532Woah...I'll have to try one
Pure unfiltered animalistic lust. Her pheromones are so potent catching a brief waft is enough to make dicks explode thanks to her unwashed, unshaved vagina.
>>50906249If most of them canonically stink then why would they taste any better?
>>50907504Go to the doctor
>>50906249fishy pussy
Marisa probably knows what half of Gensokyo pussy smells and tastes like!
>>50907579well there are many things that smell bad but taste good
>>50907519>>50907532basedshow more stuff you did buy
It's a real shame how little there is of pussy worship that isn't sneaking in some gross shit like piss, rimming or homosexuality
>>50910359You gotta use the whole of the cow
>>50906249Just have a look for yourself
Seija's pussy STINKS! JUST LIKE THE REST OF HER!
>>50910432Disgusting lack of hairy pussies. Do better.
>>50910580Civilized women shave. Hairy pussy just means that the girl does not take care of herself and that she's a disgusting slob. And it means all the bad parts of it, like shitty breath, hairy legs/armpits, crusty skin, oily hair... All that nasty, disgusting, boner-killing shit.Almost all of the 2hus do take care of their appearance, and you can tell just by looking at their outfits. The only people that may not shave are Nemuno, Momoyo, Chiyari, Seija, Shion, and Mokou, and that's only because she's likely to just burn unwanted hair off or never even grow it in the first place due to the way Hourai elixir works.And yes, Ran shaves too. She's just that type of person.
>>50910580Male and straight>>50910654Fruity Faggy Fart
>>50910748I realize it makes you seethe but that's just the way things are.
>>50910432Too little variety. Use this as a reference: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Female_human_genitalia_collection#/media/File%3AVagina_collage_05.jpg
>>50910654Aint readin allat + ur gay asf lmao
>>50910580Some men can't simply hide their homosexuality and fear of a lovely patch of hair. Maybe the "totally not gay" kig general is a better place for him if he only wants a smooth experience.
>>50910580Hairy pussy is uncomfortable on your face.
>>50910766Bottom left is best. Which touhou has that?
>>50910654gaaaaay
>>50906472You might think that right nowWait till you fuck one for real. You'll be kicking yourself for ever thinking that way
>>50913749an unvirgin /jp/er!? wtf?
>>50913785yeah we exist :P
>>50913807you unpure filth...
>>50913749It's not as good as your hand, imo, honestly it's not even that great
>>50913814>It's not as good as your hand, imo, honestly it's not even that greatholy cope...>>50913809fair enough, I sold my soul to 3dpd
>>50913822What exactly do you think I'm coping about?
>>50913829>It's not as good as your hand, imo, honestly it's not even that greatthis. what do you think i'm referring to lol
>>50913831That's... not a cope, anon
>>50913835you're coping about your inability to enjoy sexsaying your hand is better is one of the most common copes for this sort of thingif I were you I'd look into something called death grip. it's a real thing and hurts men's ability to obtain pleasure from sex
>>50913847I didn't say I didn't enjoy it. I said it wasn't that great. I also rarely masturbate. You shouldn't jump to assumptions.
im chastised for life. ill never get to experience sex. i just want touhous.
Human pussy is terrible, isn't it? Nothing like clean, perfectly proportioned, shapeshifer youkai pussy. Your friendly local fox can do anything.
Which one and why?>NSFW alerthttps://files.catbox.moe/m4bkyj.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/34vqvm.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/zk4mnw.png
>>50916452-Yoshika and Chen have the prettiest ones-Seiga, Byakuren, and Aya have the ugliest onesGrim. Everyone else's is ugly as shit.
>>50916452I want to suck the crown prince's clit-penis. Kasen's, Yukari's, and Chimata's are also pretty cute.
Chen, Chimata gets the second place.Others are awful.
>>50916452Iku's was really pretty
>>50916485>>50916637>Grim. Everyone else's is ugly as shit.>Others are awful.Yeah some of them are objectively not pretty looking, but that's what normal vaginas look like. That being said, the artist really did my wife Ran-shama dirty by giving her roastie flaps and a large clit, Yukari's pussy should be on Ran's anf it would've been good.
>>50916660>that's what normal vaginas look likeThat's exactly why 2Ds are superior to 3DPD. Come on, that should be obvious by now. 2Ds should also not try to imitate 3DPD too closely.
Nitori's smells like cucumbers and is constantly wet... masterpiece
>>50916660Asians tend to have heavy dark flaps, even the pale ones. There's also a Japanese belief that the flaps get darker with every birth, and she is basically a mother.
I've been into /jp/ culture since the early 2000s and have never cared for Touhou.
There's probably a scale somewhere of how run through a Touhou is. Take the tengu. Aya might be the most run through person in Gensokyo between her personality and frequent interactions with the village. Megumu has likely had plenty from her status alone. Momiji probably forced infrequent rapes on mountain visitors. Finally, Hatate is an untouched femcel.
>>50906267Sakuya's should have an incredibly pleasant smell with notes of aroma of flowers, perhaps a little sweet in taste
>>50916452uoh chimatan's tight virgin goddess pussy
I deserve to have all touhous use my mouth as their personal toilet and vibrator desu
>>50913749doesnt vagina just taste like urine? unless thoroughly washed which can be a chore
>>50920630No, it tastes slimier and tangier, and more metallic around her cycle.
I wanna have Ran make me eat her out every single day
i wanna take care of a touhou on her period
>>50920695True fact; humans are one of a very small number of animals to menstruate, so that narrows the dating pool down by a lot. Most animals don't shed the uterine lining and bleed during their cycle.
>>50917020I feel like stuff like 2hu, vocaloids, Sanrio, and vtubers are for the performative weeb, rather than the genuine one.
>>50920776what are genuine weebs into?
>>50922859You, Anon. I am in love with you.
>>50922979i love you too, anon.
>>50916452RanHer pussy looks like it would pleasure the underside of my cock's head the best and the general tilt looks like it would allow my cum to pool up deep inside herIt looks so soft and squishy, I'd pay so much just to get to cum in there as hard as I can
>>50906554You really love hags don't you? Get better taste you fag.
>>50916452Sauce plz
>>50923980Fuck you that's my wife you're talking aboutHer incredibly pungent and delicious hairy pussy is mine and mine alone
i can't think of how flandre and remilia cunny smells and tastes like...
>>50906554this is based on nothing btw
>>50928917I even forgot to add another one kekhttps://files.catbox.moe/fov7mz.png
>>50929942Orin's is the most attractive of the lot but Okuu's is definitely the most sexual.
>>50928943You're wife is my cumsock dude.
Imagine the smell of Yukari's crotch after a three month hibernation
>>50929942Why is Satori so ugly?
>>50930035She's been obliterating her hole with larger and larger sex toys and animal cocks.
>>50910654TRVKE
>>50910654Funny thing is in jap culture a shaved woman = a prostitute.
>>50930035She got a horse.
>>50930387Saki did that?
>>50910654How is it a matter of being civilized or not? Shaving arms and legs makes sense because most people are going to see them when you go outside. The only person that should be seeing your genitals is your partner, and if neither you or them have a problem with the hair down there, there is simply no reason to shave it.
>>50930076It was that way in a lot of cultures for a long time. You would only shave if you were having a lot of casual sex in order to prevent pubic lice. It's less common nowadays due to people shaving for a wider variety of reasons, as well as more frequent bathing, and prescription medicines. I think it's actually nearly eradicated in some places, which is probably why pubic hair is making a comeback. There's not really a risk to it anymore, even for people who have casual sex.
>>50930076This used to be the case nearly everywhere around the world too because prostitutes had to shave to avoid getting and spreading lice.
>>50906554How the hell is Reimu up there?
>>50936562Reimu is a dead fish lay who is inexplicably one of the best you ever had
I'd shove my tongue so far up Ran's ass I could carve my initials in tomorrow's turd.
>>50939491I know youkai have a hard time getting diseased or sick, but I really don't think this is a good idea.
>>50939491based
>>50939491That doesn't connect to the vagina normally but if it does she needs a doctor NOW
>>50940364Cool don't care + didn't ask I'd still pleasure her genitals orally gleefully every single day I'd berry my dick so far inside her ass whoever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur>>50940388Get with the times grandpa, this thread is for both vaginas and anuses of touhous as described here >>50906620
I bet Marisa-chan's vagina smells great. She's clean and bathes frequently but being an outdoor enthusiast and adventurous as she is her crotch has the right amount of sweaty smell. I want to pleasure her with my tongue to help her relax after a stressful study and research session.
>>50929942My cock wouldn't even touch the walls of Okyuu's pussy
>>50930032It'd smell like my saliva
>>50906249I want suck out all of the ectoplasmic discharges out of Yuyu's ghostly vag.
God sexposters are boring niggers.
>>50946338uoh i want to lick her feet so bad
I need to eat Reimu pussy Have her ask me to do it every night to wind down
>>50929942I enjoy grotesque vaginas so Satori would be my favorite here, she just has to stop shaving to complete the look
>>50969609Satori is going to cry herself to sleep every night for the rest of her life thinking about how you called her grotesque.
>>50929942Okuu's vagina is perfect, I'd eat that shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner every day>>50969609It's not grotesque, but I agree she needs to grow her pubic hair out. Then it'd be quite delicious.
