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Friendly reminder that Mother's Day is coming up, so be sure to give your monstefu flowers if she's a mother. And if she isn't a mother yet, you better do your job as her husbando to make her into a mother!
>>50921069Translation:>Thank you for all your hard work with the flowers. I'll give you lots of rewards tonight.
>>50921067Bro, were you camping the catalog for the next thread?
>>50921069what happens if I shave off her fur or tail when she's sleeping?
>>50921075Mummy's curse, death, tossed into the mummy pit. One or some combination of these three.
>>50921067>complains when we stay here posting things he doesn't like>complains when we use the other thread posting things he doesn't like>complains when we use capy and post things he doesn't likeAnon, are you okay?
>>50921069Her tummy has two quests but I'm not high enough level for either
>>50921228Attempt them anyways. What's the worst that could happen?
Tree rats...
>>50921446I hate these fuckers. They're always leaving empty walnut shells on my porch
>>50922031It's their love language. Along with blackmail and stalking you like paparazzi.
>>50922038I'll hate fuck her if that's what she's wanting. But I'll still hate her for littering my porch like that
tits goat...
>>50922096Do your duty and suck out all the milk so she can get a normal, flat chest again.
>Telling an anubis her pyramid that she made (in Minecraft) looks like shit>Telling her that she should build something cool and unique like a sphinx
>>50922442Why would I do something like that to make her inferior?
>>50922557Demanding detailed crafts with big meaty paws is pretty cruel
>>50923037I'm sure they make special keyboards and tools for mamono with paws, claws, and other extreme biologies
>>50922096I wanna grab her by the horns
>>50921067>advertising a gay, knockoff 4chan.... on 4chanWhy are people like this? It doesn't even have any good boards.
>>50923324That's a bit rude, don't you think?
I am so ready for a p'orc harem, bros. The hills will be overrun with p'orcs such that you will hear oinks and squeals for miles on end.
rodent vs. owl
Do Danuki have FAT TAILS they wish me to BRUSH THOROUGHLY?
>>50923846They want you to brush them, but they'll still charge you to do it.
>>50923382You will get a roach harem instead, and you will be happy
been thinkin a lot bout bapho-sama lately
Everyone's a gangsta until dragon is on the hunt
>>50924327Does it count if I stick it in her butt?
>>50924327Let's be honest, the most terrifying mamono to be hunted by is an alp.
>>50924487No, it's the GOOSE HARPY. Because of the spooky honks.
There could be monster girls here.
>>50924246What about her?
>>50925126And what would you do if they were indeed here, little boy?
>>50924327Stinky, overgrown lizard. And you know it too. She sits up on top of a mountain all day, probably inside a cave too. No house. No shower. No bath. Stinky lizard. I'm gonna climb up that mountain for the sole purpose of telling her to take a bath and then leave. Probably try to snag a couple gold coins on the way out too depending on how she reacts.
>There could be hellhounds here
>>50925509She only costs $6?Yes please!
>>50925658Plus TIP
>>50925800She's getting more than just a tip!
>>50925775Anyone can lead a waagh if they just beat up the biggest ork.
>>50925810Womb Kissing Hellhounds.
>>50925815Someone has to help bring forth the next generation of hellpups!I'm happy to assist.
>>50925815>Anon becomes teeeeeeny tiny>Travels for days>Gives chaste kiss to Miss Hellwan's womb>He's too smol for her to rape>The perfect crime
>>50926023Bro if you're that small, she's just gonna vore you full stop.
>>50926109She can't vore you if you're already hiking in and/or out of her womb.
>>50926023Imagine the smell...
Need athletic troll
Thread needs more autism doggos.Post 'em if ya got 'em.
>>50926995
>>50927289I feel like there are many things that you could use to catch an anubis like that.
>>50927460My NEET anubis wife does this to me when we play on our Minecraft LAN server together. She does all the fun stuff. I do all the menial tasks. I wouldn't have it any other way
Are frogs canonically the best kissers?
>>50928343Tongue down your throat is meant to be a metaphor, not the actual experience.
>>50928396I don't think they actually do that. But I have no doubt that your mouth will be full of tongue. Slimy, sticky, froggy tongue.
>>50928396sounds like that would be a tad painful
Only in Japan could someone sexualize a candle
>>50928731This is an elden ring design. I am 100% sure of it.
>>50925126They could be you, they could be me, they could even b
>>50929013If you alp, I'm not fucking you. That's a little too gay for me
>>50929255Will you fuck him BEFORE he alps?
Oni...
>>50929489>t.
I can hear the meows in the distance. Their time is soon approaching.
>>50929663That's right--it's the day of the DRUNK LILIMS.
>>50929671
>>50929677This Lilim is so drunk she grew fur and EARS.
>>50929663Walking in a technicolor pink and purple hellscape, the laughing nyas of THAT DAMN CAT.
>>50929723Cheshire is a menace
bum
pooper
>>50929663Meows. Meows in the deep. They are coming.
>>50930022>>50930249>8 year old chesh gets access to the internet
>>50930377BOOTY
>>50930381She'll learn eventually that shitposting doesn't actually mean posting about literal shit and butts.
Koturday! It's time to lotion up your kot for summer. Be worshipful about it. She doesn't want clumped fur.
>>50930614pee-pee
>zoomer chesh>"Help me niggerman! my cortisol is spiking!"
>>50930771How would that work with all her fur?I feel like matted and clumped fur is inevitable with lotion no matter how you do it.
>>50931077You aren't meant to succeed. The game was rigged from the start.
>>50931078So now that I've lost, what happens next?
Completly forgot we had these
>>50931162Forgot what?
>>50931169Deez nuts!Ha got 'em
>>50931224Lil Cheshy's mom showed up to do some expert trollin'.
>>50931118Believe it or not the punishment is sex.
>>50931606That does seem like it'd be a bad experience.
>Standing between two tall holsts>Their massive boobs touching other>So tall their breasts don't even touch your head>They're asking each other where you went because they can't see you beneath their breasts
Most disgusting and most vile creatures to ever exist. Evil too.
>>50932457It puts the penis in the cat or else it gets the hose again.
>>50933135I heavily advise against fornicating with a cat.
>>50933160ADVICE DISREGARDED
>>50933561>You Don't Scare me Judge Bapo-Chan>Take Him To MontroitNO NO ANYWHERE BUT MONTROIT
>>50933714>MontriotTruly a fate worse than death itself.
>>50933714>MontroitDetroit but it's also French? Good God...
>>50921065Yes, Elves are CONSIDERED monster girls, even if they are not .... monsterous....
>>50933829Barely. But succubi aren't very monstrous either. Too many anons just want not human women. They are weak.
>>50933766Mon-treal is filled with ghandharvas and apsaras. It's not French at all.
>>50933829I'll take an orc over an elf any day
>>50935670Great job anon. You made a great one.
All I need is one snake, and I'll be happy
Kiss your sneks
>>50936230How does ritualposting this dogshit not bore you?
Some day, I hope a beeeeg mamono bursts through my wall and then abashedly asks me to hold hands while we watch a movie.
Never trust a monster named Alice
>>50936446It's good art.
Canine King
>>50936446I mean, this whole thread is one big spiteful ritualpost
>>50936928The kobold looks more uncanny in the face than the furry.
>>50936942/mgt/ has always been ritualposting. And yes, /mge/ is too. 95% ritual posting, 4% shitposting, 1% new content
>Ywn experience a danuki with a strong accent and poor English skills trying to seduce you in broken EnglishWhy live?
>>50936446This fake /mgt/ is the designated shitting thread used by cucks, furfaggots, child molesters and other /trash/vermin from Cheral's discord. Don't be surprised when nothing but piles of subhuman garbage post in this thread, the particular shit-eating abortion you replied to has been doing this for a decade.
>>50937524Why do you care?
>>50937398Truly, we have created two homes! Praise the lord! By which i mean whichever monster girl best represents your highly specific fetish.
>>50937558He clearly got kicked from that discord.
>>50937948For me, it's sandworms
>>50938006I like how there's always this talk about some discord. There was never any discord. Not for the /trash/roaches. Not for /d/egenerates. Not even for /mgt/, and there isn't one for /mge/. There (is)was a semi-/mgt/ discord. It still exists, but 99% of the discussion is not about MGE or even monster girls for the matter. There was an MGE discord via the wiki or MGE Redux. I can't remember which exactly. I don't know if that one still exists. It was far too spammy for me and non-MGE related despite it supposedly being for MGE.
You just know...
>>50938463The weight of a kindly god is a fearful thing. And your sandworm so fat they see wormsign from outer space.
>>50938984I don't think much about it. All I think is worm.
>>50939024CHILL
>>50939458I will thank her for the "worm" welcome to the desert
>>50938658>I like how there's always this talk about some discord. There was never any discord.The proof will be reposted as many times as you try to lie about it, you're probably one of the parasites in the screenshots from this threadhttps://warosu.org/jp/thread/47968791#p47980460
>>50939596Congrats. You have screenshots of a nondescript discord chat. >No discord server name>No discord channel nameIf it was a full page screenshot that included the name of the server and users in it, I'd find it believable. But as it stands, that's not proof of anything. It's literally just a couple of random excerpts that could have been taken from any chat in any server. I mean, even the mainstream MGE discord and the de facto /mgt/ discord has had NTR discussion at some point or another.
>>50939541And I will steal tiny gote in the background.
>>50939651Goats would be fine it wasn't for the random headbutts and screaming bleats that damn near give you a heart attack half the time.
>>50939653I like the random headbutts. It's like cats, she's just marking territory.Probably. I think.The bleats are a little annoying, though. I startle real easy.
>Be me on the Day of the Rape>Concoct a master plan>Go through the portal to the MGE world>Go to Zipangu>Visit the shrines of various ryus>Dodge the hebis along the way>Snatch the ryu's ball from each shrine>Repeat until 7 balls acquired >???>Profit
Where foxes belong
>>50940401That's just her favorite konboard box.
>>50940606Regardless, it still holds true. They don't belong in the house
>Day 1225 of me accidentally typing "Momster" into the catalog instead of "Monster" to find the thread
>>50941393Mother's day is the most dangerous day of the year in MGC, slightly beating penis inspection day. I think the monsters misinterpreted what mother's day is and think it's the day they all try to become mothers with whatever human male they have their eye on for a husband.
>>50941393>calling a three foot tall loli mommy>having to explain that to your mother.Imagine.
Elementals make the best wives!
>>50941974Some elementals are shit though
>>50942275>hating on sylphchip pa pa!
>>50942280I didn't mention sylph. The shit elementals are undines and glacies.
My Face + Centauress Behind = Perfect match
>>50942321I have good news, anon. You can experience this part of centaur in real life already.
>>50942353You say that like I haven't already.
>>50942282What's wrong with glacies?
>>50942410If I wanted to date an icicle, I'd just fuck the ice in my freezer.
>>50942426If I don't fuck the ice in my shogzer, my wife gets sad.
I just put an ice cube in cheshy's butt, Take that you damn cat!
>>50942498>Cheshy has cube in her butt>ICE cube>Somehow just makes her more SMUG
>>50942498Ice cubes don't melt in mamonos butts. That's the cold hole, everyone knows that.
>>50942514Is she going to start rounding up all the ocelomehs now?
>>50941974Let's be honest here, ignis has it in the bag as best elemental. Fire > the rest
A survey of the general public on which of the MGE girls they like the best.Results for top 10 (#1 most liked):>1 - Fairy>2 - Demon>3 - Slime>4 - Lilim>5 - Minotaur>6 - Devil>7 - Red Oni>8 - Anubis>9 - Alraune>10 - BalrogResults for bottom 10 (#1 least liked):>1 - Jinn of the Jar>2 - Girtablilu>3 - Umi Osho>4 - Taisui>5 - Chochin-obake>6 - Kamaitachi>7 - Cyclops >8 - Greenworm>9 - Mimic>10 - Mad Hatter
>When tap the shoulder from behind of the rata at the park collecting nuts and tell her that you're going to steal her and she turns around and stares at you with wide eyes in shock and her cheeks comically stuffed to the brim with all the nuts she's found and ones falls out as she doesn't know how to respond because she's shy and socially awkward
>>50943444I'd just cover myself in peanut butter and wait.
>>50943462The Forgotten Beast Hellhound Abyss Lord First Name Redacted Has Come! Beware Her Frightening Howl
>>50943553Doggy! She needs ear scritches but my hands are covered in peanut butter! THIS IS PURE HORROR!
>>50943566>Attempt to give helldoggo ear scritches >Get bitten
>>50944085>>50944258Black sclera == dangerousAvoid at all costs
>>50943241Imagine the smell...
>>50944085How did she know that being bitten by mamono is my ONE WEAKNESS?
>>50945290She had Miss Rata look into your internet search history as well as a deep dive into your past and Miss Hebi stalk you to recognize your pattern of behaviors. All the information is complied and run through a magical database that discerns your desires and proclivities, even ones you don't even know you have. All so she can optimally do her duty as a loving wife to you.
Why's she pointing?
>>50945290>anon being subThese girls, anon. They just have some supernatural way to know anon acts exactly like anon and is a turbo sub.
Male dom > Fem dom
>>50946127She's pointing at a faggot
>>50945613Someone needs to teach Miss Automaton how to draw eyes
>>50946700Still beats mine.
>>50946690Not being the best of both worlds, SWITCH, raping your hellhound wife and then getting raped by her.
>>50946727>switchYou have to pick a side. I could never trust a neutral. With their hearts filled with neutrality.
>>50946935I prefer the term radical centerist. There is nothing netural about being a switch.
>>50946700She's trying her best!
I've got ratas on the brain
>>50947627>horny monster girls dripping on your brainI'd get them out of there.
You guys wouldn't happen to have any pictures of hellhound that use a wider aspect ratio? I'd like to theme my system around her, but there are very little usable wallpapers.
>>50947944You could check the hellhound gallery via the links in the OP and look for an image that's got a wide aspect ratio and upscale it. Otherwise, try to generate an image via AI or have AI modify an existing image to fit your screen's resolution. That's probably your best bet if you don't want to spend any money. If you have cash to burn, commission an artist.
>want hellhound>hop onto wallpaper engine>got a nice wallpaper of a hellhound in a hoodie downloaded nowYeah. It might not be exactly the right hellhound, but good enough right?
>>50946642hey bby i'mma get you way below 90hz if you know what i mean
>>50948158The hellhound you use for your wallpaper will be the one that crawls out of your screen and take you for as her own.
>>50948194>Hellhoud crawls out of Anon's phone>She is smol
>>50948197Nips at ankles. Takes out her aggression on fairies.
>>50948202>Takes out her aggression on fairies.Absolutely the fuck NOT. Not on my watch! Fairies are LOVELY AND CUTE and do not deserve that fate.
>>50948214>>50948202The fairies think she's just a funny dog. She actually isn't capable of harming them because of their fairy magic that protects them without them realizing it.
>>50948218>Anon wanted to protect the fairies>Only mamono smol enough he felt he could do so>They don't need him either>Anon's sadness grew three sizes that day
>>50948243He protects their smile
I like pigs
>>50947855i wanna yank her tail
I've been jacking to a foxgirl unbirthing thing for the past couple days and I kinda get sandworms now.
>>50949277
>>50949942She'll learn to love it
>>50950218>Yank on Cheshies tail>It detaches and coils around my arm like a snek>She then blinks into existance with her butt and muff in my face.>Laughing at me and mocking my folly of yanking her tail.
>>50950340BITE HER BUTT
Need cow...
>>50951516Me too, buddy, me too.
>>50933829That elf is malnourished.
>>50951929What a fucking fat ass. She needs to lose weight
>>50947417Is it possible to install a beer dispenser upgrade on an automaton?
Why's she pouting?
>>50952204Dragons only grow with age.
>>50947417>I have a dishwasher...it's called "my wife!"
>>50952283Her husband said bioncles are not real legos.
My Hellhound wife is bitching about her ceiling birds.
>>50952283The unholy things I'd do to an anubis...
>>50953148do not lewd the messenger of death.
>>50953286I'm gonna do it.
>>50953545She's far too smug for my liking. I'm thinking she needs correction!
Give me a stinky, NEET anubis, and I'll be a stinky NEET with her playing crafting survival games and RTS games. And in the case of the latter, I'll be her outlet for all her frustration when the AI screws her over.
What's the most forgettable lamia subspecies: Basilisk or Medusa?
>>50953990It's Basilisks, and not even close. I like them! But I don't think about them often. Medusas have all the snek hair that I want to feed snacks to.
>>50954001What would even feed her snek hair? Shampoo?
>>50954006Chicken nuggets, mainly. I envision her snek hair as being very into fast food in general.
>>50954028I feel like that'd make them fat and her hair greasy
>>50954036I dunno, I think a greasy, chubby snek wife sounds good.
>>50954041See, I think only the snek hair would get fat. I see them as semi-independent entities.
so if you yank a succ's tail, it's a marriage proposal. is it the same if you yank a lamia's long tongue?
So how could we protect our virginities if we were dropped into one of their cities?
>>50954211These nice charcoal skinned dog women told me they would protect my virginity if I joined their gang and buy them some cigarettes, they seem pretty nice.
Centaurs can be jealous
Anyone have the image of the infowars hakutaku drawing?I just had an idea in my mind of her ranting about how the secret sabbath loli government is putting permaloli chemicals in the drinking water, reducing breast sizes and even turning some monsters into permalolis
SEX MEOWS
sneks don't get fat. they only get longer.
>>50954391>Medusa's sneks grow 12 feet long on a steady diet of chicken nuggets and fried cheese curds>Anon is weirdly smug about it>Medusa wife is really frustrated>Snek hair now bonds with Anon on his midnight snacks runs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSUXXzN26zg
>>50954477Penis is not a reason
>>50954477I don't want to marry jello I stick to a girl with real anatomy
>>50954229Sauce?
>>50954326I missed koturday. Have a kot.i for sure didn't imagine us watching eurovision together.
>>50954994Kats are stinky
>>50956180YOU ARE STINKY. Kots are very clean.
>>50956265No, kats are stinky. They poop in a litter box. STINKY. They lick themselves clean. STINKY. And they have that nasty kat breath. STINKY.Triple stinky. Stay away. Instead, go for clean and tidy girls that smell nice
>anon requests a kiki from the meido booking service>gets his kiki as requested>she towers over anon at 7'4"
>>50956402omg i would heart eyes so hard
>>50956310Cheshire does not poop, her breath doesn't smell like fish, she smells like incense and peppermints.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idJzMSKaHaw
>>50956492False. Cheshie is the stinkiest kot of them all
>>50956514It's not literal. Monster girls don't poop.
>>50956934Yes, they do. Monster girls poop to keep their butthole muscles STRONK. The average Cheshire chugs over half a kilo of pure fiber each day to ensure their booty holes have MAX POWER.
>>50956992You'll have a life changing experience if it goes in the wrong hole
>>50957227What's the wrong hole with a Cheshire?
>>50957265Probably the one that temporarily sends your dick to the DashCon ball pit.
>>50957456The gynocologist is SCARED of the Cheshgina!
>>50957473Many Hakus have found themselves stumped by the irrationality of Cheshire biology
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