There are some Touhous who aren't sex inducing
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>>51003158Anon, unlike the youkais this one is still a child
>>51003463>still a childStop, my dick can only get SO hard
>>51003463Soft and fertile you say?
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP
>>51003463Sumireko is canonically a high schooler, which means she should be at least 16, which means she's legal, baby.
>>51004384She's still ugly
She's 30 years old
Sumireko is really breedable. However the touhous I would never touch in that way are eternity, eika and koishi. Not because they are loli but because are too pure and most me projected. (Also chiyari but because she has STDs)
>>51003155I think that Jo'on is one of the ugliest 2hus ever.
>>51004384I want to make Sumi heavily pregnant
>>51004457How?Explain yourself
>>51004457Her drill hair is really nice and cute, but But the rest is disgusting, She reminds me of obnoxious rich girls with no brain out there, while shions is your average menhera.
>>51004462Basically >>51004464. I just find her design trashy and kinda all over the place.
>>51004457Her sister is uglier, she looks like a blue recolor of Reimu. One of the most forgettable character ever. At least Jo'on design is pretty unique.
>>51004464We love rich bimbo sluts
>>51004473>she looks like a blue recolor of ReimuAnd Mokou is just Reimu with fire flower.
>>51004473Wouldn't blue Reimu just be Mizuchi. She even has the same shrine maiden hair tubes.
>>51004475I hate bimbo sluts! I prefer feminine and gentle girls like sanae and Byakuren or cute goofballs like eternity, flandre, cirno, daiyousei and koishi. And for everyone saying "sanae is a slut" you probably are projecting your whore mother's lack of love into a pure and peaceful girl.
>>51003155Mokou, she looks too masculine to me. Like yeah she is cool but there is nothing sexy about her
>>51004470I get what you mean but I think it works perfectly for her. Joon is supposed to be gaudy and full of herself
>>51004491I'm not saying that it's out of character or anything, just that I don't like it.
>>51004489True. Mokou is the type of the girl where I would play video game with but that's about it.
>>51004447However, Star Sapphire, clownpiece and flandre are sex machines i would only stop after getting them pregnant.>>51004489I would like to explore a scenario, maybe a hentai scenario when tomboys like mokou get their female instincts woke up by a male, almost like "returning to factory settings". Since we're here, what do anons think of Suika?
>>51003155Wrong.
>>51004488Anon that picture really isn't helping your point...
>>51004500Your brain is rotten by evil; she's only being kind to the boy. Pure compassion and love exists (Only in fiction, of course.)
>>51004498It's really hot when the masculine girl become feminine !
>>51004508You are totally getting my point!
>>51004514you downloaded a sample
>>51004475I want to rape Jo'on like the dumb slut she is. She won't enjoy it, I will enjoy it, bitch needs correction.Then after that I will force her to be my trad wife and she will be forced to obey me.
>>51004498>>51004508>>51004514Doesn't that just sort of defeat the whole point of a tomboy in the first place? Like I get that whole "feminíne awakening" thing, but it's kinda boring when they go 180 on the character.
>>51004520The point is the contrast between the two worlds at the same time. While they possess masculine characteristics, they open up to their maternal and feminine instincts to only a few.
Who the hell could possibly be attracted to this awful youkai?
>>51004531Why are there so many arts of seija pissing herself? Also i hate her boss battle and i hate commies, so not fond of her (besides her theme being epic)
>>51004571>Why are there so many arts of seija pissing herself?I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. I mean I've seen a little, but no more than any other character.
>>51004582Apparently there's lots and lots of arts about seija with urinary incontinence.
>>51004457I felt like I was the only one, I didn't like her design long before i learned of her horrid personality
>>51004488Why is she with a child?
>>51003155That would be all of them
>>51004759Only faggots hate bad girls.
>>51003155Nearly all 2hus are built like sex goddesses
>>51004780Tenshi is among the exceptions
>>51004790Tenshi is very rapable actually.
>>51004772Evil women are built for hate fuck
>>51003155I know right - I mean, ugh - just take a look at this hideous so called "goddess". Those lumps of overstuffed valleys of fat hanging from her chest make me wanna gag from just gazing on their general direction. Her sister is much more refined, a true Nippon beauty if you ask me!
>>51004520The whole point of a tomboy is for the girl to grow up to be a healthy woman who can bear children"Tomboy" was first used to refer to girls at a time when it was standard for girls to stay indoors all the timeThe ones who rebelled and played outside with the boys as kids were able to get pregnant and give birth without issues when they became womenSo a rough and tumble girl developing into a feminine woman is the purest form of tomboy
>>51004457I liked when she and Shion went arab in the petroleum game
>>51004808Get out of here Ninigi
>>51004808Confessing to Ariya! She rejects you because she doesn't want to change her status from single to partners!
>>51004764she is politely declining his confession in a way that won't crush his heartget your head out of the gutter anon, nothing in that image is lewd
>>51004772I may not like, but my dick loves to fix them the hard way.
>>51004808Wasn't Ariya canonically ugly.
>>51004384she was a high schooler in the 2010s, shes a fat unemployed neet by now
>>51004919Touhou runs on Ariya Time, so no matter how much time passes, Sumireko will still be a high schooler.This is the power of perpetuity that refuses the evolution of all things!
>>51004962She is not that big
>>51005014She's from the Outside World.As we all know, girls in the Outside World all developed massive breasts which they used to mog youkai women so hard that they had to seek refuge to a remote corner of Japan and lose all their influence over mankind.This is like, the basic premise of the entire series, anon. You know this.
Only contrarian or ZUN apologists like this character.
>>51005032Aren't you forgetting someone?
>>51005069She was obviously meant to have them, too, but I think the problem is that Merry has an evil life drain power, but like, for breasts. It would explain everything.
>>51005051>eeyy i'm walking here
>>51005051>contrarianAnon, she turned out to be second most popular UDoALG newhu after Hisami. Being truly contrarian would mean liking Biten or dare I say Enoko
>>51003155This but unironically, I have a Madonna Whore complex. Some of the Touhous that do absolutely nothing for me sexually off the top of my head are Sakuya, Marisa, Suwako, Eirin, and Sumireko
>>51005166Shut the fuck up. If I want to feel like a hipster for liking Chiya-chan, I'm gonna!
>>51005166>second most popular UDoALG newhuwow, three people like her as opposed to one like the rest of the cast?
>>51005051Pretty much. She's a failure in pretty much every regard.>Shit personality>Shit design>One note joke>Ruined the game she was in gameplay-wiseObjectively the most shit hu.
>>51005239>Ruined the game she was in gameplay-wisei don't think udoalg needed her help to be shit
>>51005215its a 5 character roster from a monkey pawed phantasmagoria return that was regarded as a complete and utter failure both in release and to this day, it's mental to expect Komeiji tier cult following for *any* of these goons outside of the limelight they get while they are the shiny new toys at play, it just so happened that Chiyari managed to hog most of it for whatever reason
>>51003155She's not incredibly sexy, but her character lends itself to various hentai bad ends. She's the type to get cocky and in over her head, while also being isolated enough that nobody will go looking for her if she goes missing. Sumireko goes to try that youkai extermination thing, gets beat and dragged into tentacle hell, rest of the cast figures she just stopped visiting Gensokyo and forget about her, something like that.
>>51005447If I was youkai I would be mating pressing and impregnating this 24/7 ngl
>>51004531I am!I want to headpat Seija-chan and tell her she’s a terrible being and she doesn’t deserve my love!I want to wake up every morning not knowing if I’m on the floor or the ceiling!I want to tie her blue sashes, comb her hair, and paint her nails every morning!
>>51005051She looks like a crackhead and it's from a shitty game with forgettable characters (except biten, the monkey is cool) for some reason the japanese loved UDoALG>>51005093In my mind Maribel has large breasts full of milk.>>51005447Not fan of tentacles, but a big fan of slimy texture (i imagine suwako's skin being slimy) and back door penetration. Maribel and renko has lot's more of good anal doujinshi.
>>51005447She also would deserve it
I'm the only one who likes Violet Detector? I also love this sumireko sprite with violet/wine hair.
>>51005540I think it's underrated but I get why it's not as beloved as the photo games.I think it's more fun than ISC but that might be too spicy an opinion for /jp/.
>>51005895Impossible spellcard is too much for me.
>>51003916What do you mean?Youkai can be soft and fertile, too!
>>51005069I believe Renko is Ninigi's champion, with a quest to repopulate Glorious Nihon into a washboard nation again>>51004808when will moderation finally rangeban the Lunar Capital?
>>51005978>I believe Renko is Ninigi's champion, with a quest to repopulate Glorious Nihon into a washboard nation againI have to stop both of their evil plans!
>>51003155Most optimal candidate for a cockroaches mate
>>51004457>>51004473HORRENDOUSLY bad opinions.
>>51003155Pic... unreleated?
>>51006052Tits too big.
>>51006052Tits too small.
>>51003155Zoomipreggo
>>51006052
>>51003155Sumisexo
Zoomireko is made for bullying
>>51006479Bullying with cock
Sumireko needs correction
>>51006453Why would you want to have sex with a boy? Are you some kind of homosexual?
>>51006486I will make her happy on my bed.
>>51006486I will make her unhappy on my basement
>>51006479Anon, that's how you end up with testicular torsion.
>>51006752Nah, this chuuni is all talk. She might even be more pathetic than Alice.
>>51006849This is what will happen if I have an invisibility potion
>>51005069Renko is only flat because of a blood curse as a result of Sumi's transgressions. Sumi is the last Usami with tits.
>>51006849Such thing is not possible
>>51006933Bullshit! Sumireko isn't the one who kicks over innocent Jizo!
>>51007080As far as you know.
>>51007080I want to ejaculate over Sumireko while she wears a sexy lingerie that she picked specially for me.
This thread proves that there are no 2hus the average fan wouldn't be desperate enough to want to fuck. Though I suppose that shouldn't be a surprise given how popular hifuu is around here
>>51007617>Though I suppose that shouldn't be a surprise given how popular hifuu is around hereWdym? All members of the Hifuu club are very precious individuals of great social standing!
>>51007658>precious individuals of great social standingThey're dorks
>>51005452That's the beauty of tentacle seedbeds. Like, you say that half-jokingly, but they do that literally. Every hour of every day, for weeks, months, years, thrusting and pounding and impregnating non-stop, the only stopping when new spawn squirm out of her and resuming immediately afterwards. This is the sort of thing that suits Sumireko. >>51005511I'm a big fan of tentacles, as you can probably tell, but more mundane stuff still works. There's lots of ways for a cocky chuuni loner to disappear. That one body control doujin is extremely good. >>51005520In a way. It's not like she's a bad person, she just got careless. Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer. That's part of what makes it hot.
>>51007688Same thing.
>>51007617As i said before i wouldn't fuck eika, eternity or koishi, they are simply too precious and pure for that.>>51007703I understand your fetish It just doesn't click for me because I want something more real/human, it's something you can project yourself into, like for example i think sex toy playing unappealing.
>>51007750Since the subject is the hifuus i would like to share this video because it's cool, I couldn't send here since audio is prohibited. (Both are the same)https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1ZD5FzEEjB/https://youtube.com/shorts/Kav9-3qKXtk
>>51007750>eternityIt's just Larva. Nobody ever calls her anything else, tertiary.And also, Larva is extremely erotic and you are super gay for not wanting to fuck her.
>>51007703im the tentacles
Sumireko is for mind control, not tentacles
im the mind controller
>>51007870But Sumireko doesn't want to mind control you, she wants to find pure love and raise many children together with her beloved husband.
>>51007923I will mind control her into thinking she's a massive slut who craves nothing but constant casual sex and then torture her by being her beloved and loyal husband who provides for her and our many children.That will show her.
>>51007943Are you sure that's what actually happened, and she didn't just hypnotize you into thinking that you hypnotized her and she's just playing along with the chuuni roleplay?
This thread is starting to make me like sumireko... Is there something wrong with me?
>>51007949Chuunibyou high schooler erotic, anon.Also, psychic sex.
>>51007949We are all losers anon. It's normal to want to have bed breaking sex with another loser (Sumireko)
In a different reality, Eternity Larva replies to Ms. Hearn's post with an artwork of Anonymous wearing a risqué swimsuit. The former criticizes Maribel for referring to Anonymous as "Incognito", and claims he is 'extremely erotic' in actuality.Larva proceeds to insult her fellow poster, insisting that Maribel is a super homosexual for not wanting to have sex with Anonymous. Life goes on in Gensokyo.
>>51007949Uh, in what way?
>>51007947So long as she welcomes me home by being on all fours I wouldn't care
>>51007974i wish i were that noose
>>51007972Is she wrong, though?
>>51007984Clownpiece is definitely sluttier than Larva, I don't know why people portray Larva like that
>>51007870mind control is an Alice thing
>>51007783I call eternity because sounds cooler and larva is generic. She's not erotic, the other fairies are excellent cum dumpsters, but eternity is not.
>>51007949Let's correct this brat!
Sumi Zumi is too erotic. I have a mighty need.the aren't enough artworks of sumireko to satisfy me.exhibitionism with sumireko. outdoor sex with sumireko.soomi soomi soomi
Nah, Sumireko wouldn't be into exposing herself in public. Anon, please, she's a "shut in". She just wouldn't.
>>51005461
sumi
>>51003155Which touhous don't deserve your love?
>>51003155true
>>51008377Byakuren, Seiga, Seija, Kaguya, the Moonbitches, Medicine.
>>51008476Why Byakuren Seiga and Kaguya?
>>51008377ByakurenMoonbitchesLame Market GoddessMakai Doll FreakY*umuMemezou
Byakuren is hot tho
>>51009403So is everyone in that list except Medicine >>51008557>Makai Doll FreakCome on, Alice is a nice girl, she's not a freak...
Medicine and Aline look the same
>>51014064>AlineWho?
>>51014088Mangatroid
>>51014064Who do you think makes Gensokyo's poppets?
>>51008525Byakuren is a liar, hypocrite and a con woman.Seiga is plain corrupt. And enormously selfish.Kaguya doesn't and never valued the finite lives of mortals.
>>51016758>Kaguya doesn't and never valued the finite lives of mortals.And? Neither has most of the cast.
>>51016788Very few feign it like Kaguya who, may I remind you, knowingly sent mortal men off on dangerous quests for items that were already in her possession. Eirin cares more about humans, and even her interest is mostly incidental to her profession.
>>51016794That may be true, but I could never hate my Guya nonetheless. She was just playing!
>>51016794Fujiwara-san, please. Nobody forced you to create a fraudulent Jeweled Branch of Hourai when it was clear that she simply didn't want to marry an old bastard like yourself. You could've just turned around and accept that you can't have everything you want.
>>51004457>>51004464>>51004473>>51004759atrocious taste
>>51007783Her name is エタニティラルバ you fakeass quaternary
Bucket loli.
>>51025225Patriot, didn't missed a single katakana or put the wrong long vowel.
>>51003155Seriously?
>>51003463Um, she told me she was 18! Besides, I’m 24, which basically the same as 23 which is the same as 22 which is the same as 21 which is basically 20 which is basically 19 which isn’t that different from 18 which is in all practical respects identical to 17 which isn’t that different from 16 which is only a year away from 15 so we’re basically the same age!
>>51032037Very seriously
>>51032037How many Sumis do you possess?
>>51032037I would make so many Renkos with this dork
>>51034239That would ensure they're all autistic.
>>51035197it would also make them all the bane of mens existence as they drug every drink they come across but its a risk I'm willing to take
Sumi!
sumilove
SumiSleep
>>51007989Fairies are like children, theyre in constant puberty so every one of them is a slut
>>51004854that just means that suwako is going to have a plaything afterwards. sanae missed her chance
>>51004854>declining
>>51042144Rape
>>51004499Nice butt