If you spend enough time in Gensokyo it's just an eventuality that you'll get raped. The only question is how your wife would react to it, if she isn't one of the ones who would preempt it by keeping you locked up.
it's tough being a ningen
>>51025642>The only question is how your wife would react to it, if she isn't one of the ones who would preempt it by keeping you locked up.Go on, tell us of your scenario.
>>51025642I simply would consent. Then it wouldn't be rape and they'd lose interest and return me to my wife (who I will not consent to and allow for her to rape me)
God I hate tengu
>>51025642I would never get raped because I'm too retarded to fall for womanly wiles, I will remain a virgin till my wife Reimu rejects me entirely for my bad looks, poor social skills, and evil nature. After which I'll recluse myself into lurking around the science minded villagers
>>51025642No one would be dumb enough to rape me and have to face my wife's fury
>>51026003Who is your wife
>>51026003Unless your wife happens to be called "Hakurei Reimu", fat chance, anon.Human wives can't do shit against youkai rape; youkai wives are all into cuckqueaning, especially if their husband ends up breeding the other women; and goddess wives will whore their husband out for a scrap of faith.It's a hellish nightmare to be a man in Gensokyo and you don't have any human rights.
>>51026097I want my human wife to cry in the corner quietly as a wild youkai violently rapes me!
>>51025642A lot of youkai are cuckqueans though. It's extremely likely your 2hu wife will not only not mind, but actively encourage it. Perhaps even assist by holding you down.
>>51026168This is slanderous. One of the only ones who actually would isn't even a youkai, but a human.
>>51026179Why did you post a picture of a yook then? Specifically the one who won't even have sex with you and instead always watches secretly while her disciples assault you, barely even bothering to hide it?
You can't rape the willing you know?
>>51031281Wiling, but for how long?Up until the 10th orgasm? 20th? 50th? These girls do not understand the concept of "enough", even if all they can get out of you are dry orgasms.
Anons...I am perplexed.If a man wants merely a simple, happy life that is austere and dignified....but his wife wants to rape and abuse and mercilessly, violently extract every conceivable fluid from his body for all eternity, well...In a perfect world, what will happen? It doesn't seem possible that both things can happen at the same time, right? Is one desire more important than the other?I do not understand.
>>51025642I would simply say no and assert that I am a strong independent man who will NOT be intimidated by them.
You know, a lot of youkai have heightened senses of smell on account of being partly animal. They also rely quite heavily on their vision and when they're munching down on you, well, their taste. Youkai are so far beyond humans when it comes to their five senses. They're very spectacular creatures....All this is to say a can of pepper spray would stun more than 50% of the youkai. Bear spray would outright incapacitate them.Just tape a bottle of bear spray onto your back. That way if you're attacked from behind, they break the bottle and if they slam you to the floor or against the tree, you break the bottle.No need to thank me. I'm a veteran at saving my virginity.
I have more advice. I've been thinking about it and a lot of youkai encounters can be avoided the same way animal encounters are: if you're worth too much of a hassle as prey, the animal will often decide you're not worth it – and youkai, while being far more intelligent than the average bear, will also refrain from raping (and eating) you if you make the task too difficult or too agonizing.That's why the second I get to Gensokyo, I'm going to start pissing in bottles.Whenever I leave the human village, I'll do so with at least 3-5 bottles of piss. Anytime I encounter a youkai, I immediately splash them in the substance. If they don't immediately run away – which they likely won't – chances are high they'll be standing there like "wtf". They've already rethought raping you, but that's not enough. You need to put FEAR into their heart.That's when you pull out a second, lone bottle of a mysterious brown substance. Don't actually shit in a bottle. That's Indian behavior. Scoop up some chocolate and dirt and mix it together. Seal it airtight so the youkai can't smell it. This bottle is now your ace in the hole. Youkai aren't going to stop to question if you're bluffing with the bottle. You just splashed them in urine. If they don't run, get loud. Hold your arms out to your side. Let them know your bowels are not to be fucked with.You will keep your virginity. The youkai might decide you're better off dead, but they won't rape you.You're welcome.
>>51025642You can't get raped if you enjoy it
>>51032190Ah yes, the ancient art of jarate.
>>51025642Just stay away from tengus. They are the ones statistically more likely to rape humans.
>>51032795I wouldn't trust those statistics. They could easily be manipulated or leave out crucial info. Most tengu you meet are relatively friendly and won't do anything bad to you.
>>51033422it's very unclear who's even publishing these statistics to begin with
>>51033448Suspicious
