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oh yeah!

I'll make a lobby in 10 minutes

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Region: US
Room name: /jp/skydrift
no password

sup Fester and Aki

Ello yoyo and Fester

Waddup Yoyo and Aki

>>51031503
>>51031507
>>51031511
look at us... all cool and nonchalant as fuck

truly it is the skydrifting hours
>>51031507
damn, fatass had to eat the letter h as a snack

sup XneT

Hey Ximd

lol Nue's UFO flips the hell out inside the tunnel. it's way faster than normally driving in there, too

>>51031522
Oy! I didn't eat it, in fact I am fasting tat letter.

wait when the hell was EagleR a deity

>>51031524
>>51031528
high
>>51031530
spoken like a true fatass, didnt evenb try to hide it either huh :^)

Hey Eagle, lookin' intimidating with that Deity rank

Using NueFO to block Sanny nuke...
Clever

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>>51031532
Good question
I dunno
Cant rember

>>51031532
uh hes always had that rank, didnt you know?
you've been living under the rock i fear

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watching Aki's and Eagle's shoving match for the entirety of lap 2 was awesome. then I took them both out with tactical spiritual strikes :P

sorry Eagle I feel like I was bullying you that round

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>>51031542
>Hey Eagle, lookin' intimidating with that Deity rank
Fuck yeah
Youkai want me
Phantasms fear me

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lol, sorry about that Yoyo

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ridiculous, i thought i was going to win that

>>51031583
don't apologize...that's just how it is in this cutthroat, blood-soaked game we play

XNET YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

>>51031593
amulet and me made a last minute deal, and so it vowed to killed you to fulfill my vengeance from the last round
owned pal sorry not sorry

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>>51031556
Evil
It was excellect spirit strike but by an evil wretched creature

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>>51031563
>sorry Eagle I feel like I was bullying you that round

>>51031607
dont Eagle me
i'll R

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pure luck www

damn, poor yoyo got caught in the crossfire, it was supposed to hit aki for hitting me

>>51031641
you guys were raping me nonstop for like 10 seconds... I'm sorry for whatever I did, okay!?

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>>51031619
Im gonna EagleR all over your face

...Did that guy join the lobby and leave just to flex his massive rank?
O_O

>>51031653
probably

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>>51031640
Yeah Heaven
More like Heavenly Luck Track (annoyed)

>>51031641
wow, getting targeted by the others is insane, double poor yoyo
>>51031645
you're gonna what
HEEEELLLPPP HES TRYING TO RAPE ME

>>51031653
huh w ho

you were so fucking lucky with that crazy bounce Eagle!

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>eagle shows up in time for this meaningless session and not for the last tourney ever

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I have snatched Victory out of the jaws of DeFester! and now that we've raced all the courses I'll call it a night for now because I have stuff to do. thanks for racing with me guys!

btw Eagle, that was a cool skip you took with a cradle near the end of lap 2. I've never seen that before

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>>51031661
>you're gonna what
>HEEEELLLPPP HES TRYING TO RAPE ME
Turn that ass around
Ima goin in DRY

>>51031683
We ran out of spots before the clock struck start time. Shogunai

>>51031683
he was just late, so the rooms filled up. besides, it's not the last tourney ever, because we're gonna do more!

>>51031690
Cam on now

>>51031685
I had knives that I could've used to secure my win. I didn't use them because I figured you needed the win more than me. Not because I didn't notice that you were right on my tail and it was too late. Nah, not at all.

>>51031703
that's what I like about you, your generous soul

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>>51031703
>>51031706

>>51031683
yeah he was gonna win that tournament for sure
be thankful he showed mercy and decided to spare all of us
>>51031685
see you dude

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The ghost of double Suwako haunts me.

>>51031729
How spooky!

>>51031686
man i do not enjoy reaping this particular sow
but i definitely do not like nor want to get the EagleR's special sauce either

>>51031707
Odds those two hook up and make out at 2hufest?

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>>51031676
>you were so fucking lucky with that crazy bounce Eagle!
thanks yeah I was pretty lucky there

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>>51031736
>odds
That's no gamble, more like a spoiler alert

>>51031754
kek

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>>51031734
>but i definitely do not like nor want to get the EagleR's special sauce either
The EagleR special sauce?
It's my special tomato sauce

>>51031778
kek

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>>51031778
wtf...
why is it red, i dont think its supposed to be red :^(

hi cirn0walkaz

For once in my life I realized how scary it can be passing a flandre with leviathan

(happened on Scarlet Devil Mansion race btw)

Give me like 10 minutes to break pee.
I'll start back up at 11:05

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>>51031850
>he doesnt have a empty bottle to piss in
what a weirdo, having to get up and do that is lame

also it appears the game is quite busy on this random friday

>>51031863
Can't race one-handed so I might as well go to the restroom.

>>51031873
damn, he cant even play the game on handed
my condolences, hope you get better dude

>>51031815
Damn that was a well timed Cirno LastWord
on Misty Lake
It fucked me up

>>51031815
>why is it red, i dont think its supposed to be red :^(
Oh is that not normal...?
Well I guess Ill go get my dick checked out by Eirin then
(the doujin plot writes itself)

Can the OP version play with steam people?

>>51031988
The one under the first link? Yes.
The one for special events/mods? No

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>>51031983
Forgot pic

Also last race from me tonight gents

>>51031983
It turns out that that is not normal.
A serious medical drama ensues.

GGs Eagle, Cirn0, and Xnet

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last one for me too, feeling tired and i need to work on that drawing tomorrow
>>51031983
it might be over for you pal, not even the slightest hope
>>51031988
if you plan to play with us, you can probably play tomorrow since we also play on saturdays most of the time, just let us know

>>51031992
>>51032012
Thanks I was going to play with a streamer but I couldn't make it in time.
I might as play with gypsies now. I'll get accustomed to the game in the meantime. How do I unlock characters?

>>51032019
Just play through both single player campaigns.

>>51032021
>got so frustrated from AI sniping me at the last possible second of a race that i slammed my keyboard and broke it
I don't like this game and I will not be playing again.

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>>51034276
That's a shame Anon. I personally think there's a lot of fun that can be had with it, but what can you do I guess.
Skill issue LMAO

>>51034276
oh wow, he got rekt by the bot a little too hard

>>51034276
Probably for the best you didn't buy it then. Happy to help.

I'm in Ranked Matches on the US server.
If anyone doesn't want to play Ranked Matches, I'll set up a lobby.

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omg

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>>51034852
Goddamn, Nabana-san. That must've been the closest race I've ever had. Well played as always.

https://files.catbox.moe/73jlsa.mp4

GGs for now, I've got some stuff I gotta do tonight.

>>51034834
i'll be there momentarily

Heyo Xnet and Nabana

i think orin's LW can ignore suwako's LW, you just have to time it right but i couldnt do it
>>51034888
hey dude

mysterious jap fellow joined in, might be the same guy from yesterday with that badge probably

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It's our victory

>>51034276
some of the BS we put each other through is worse than that, so yeah you should probably put the controller down lol

FUDGE if you have trouble joining, check this site. you gotta try to join when the lobby is open, or else you will be kept waiting forever.
https://vanillalobbies.shinten.moe/

>>51034926
ah okay, thank you

and right when I say that, the region tracker goes offline... well try now!

fudging it
>>51034917
damn, looks like we got a hotshot over here

I've created a lobby for a free match
Password: sakuya

jesus that ufo went fast wtf, cant believe i almost got jumpscared by it

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wtf, Nue's LW just sent me straight off the edge on Embers of Blazing Hell, and now it just gives me a free victory. this character is as bullshit as she is cute.

had to take someone with me, no way im getting nuked by myself

I have to go cook my dinner now but might come back on if you guys are still racing afterwards

>>51034966
enjoy your dinner anon

Hi nabana
Hi FUDGE
Hi AkiDesuYo~
Hi yoyo
Hi -=XneT=-

gotta piss quickly
>>51034983
hey eagler

>>51034983
Hi eagleR!

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Chat
Where were you
when new Touhou Komakyou was announced?

I was at 40.75497231581777, -93.3225381689988
and I literally couldn't believe my screen

>>51035004
jerking off, probably.
it sure is an interesting development, though. I wonder if this means that newfags will actually play the games? or maybe it's a sign of the series slowly drawing to a close.

>>51035004
too busy sleeping, then went ahead and slept some more
didnt really pay mind to it

>>51035004
Running around buying fabric to try to finish my shitty cosplay with. I was sitting in the parking lot watching a stream of the direct, and checked /v/ when it was over to find out they didn't include it in the english Direct. The nerve. Pretty surprising desu. It'll be interesting to see if we get real good looks at ZUN's original art.

>>51035003
lol

>>51035040
>Running around buying fabric to try to finish my shitty cosplay with
Ohh cosplay of who?
> I was sitting in the parking lot watching a stream of the direct, and checked /v/ when it was over to find out they didn't include it in the english Direct
Damn you're on top of things. Also yeah it was dumb that it wasn't mentioned in Western Direct
>It'll be interesting to see if we get real good looks at ZUN's original art
Glorious ZUN art in 1080p

for a second race in a row, my amulet hit xnet instead of someone else. but this time, hilariously, the desync made it so that both he and eagle got hit by the same amulet lol

>>51035015
>jerking off, probably
as one does
>I wonder if this means that newfags will actually play the games?
Well Im excited to play my very first official Touhou game
>maybe it's a sign of the series slowly drawing to a close
Maybe. I can see ZUN allowing Reprise to take over a chunk of the development and ZUN acts like a director of sorts

(Edit: reposted cause I forgot to hit reply)

that shortcut near the end never works out for me, wonder if few characters can actually make that jump depending on the air stat

>>51035065
it really seems that way. it might also be the fault of the game being poorly-coded

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>>51035060
>Ohh cosplay of who?
Orange!

>>51035065
It is unreliable for me. There has got to be a "trick" to it or something.

>>51035062
oh i thought that was someone else, was trying to figure out who tf threw that at me

>>51035078
cool!

>>51035078
orange? who the heck is that, nerd? *shoves u in locker*
lol jk that's cool

>>51035081
unreliable for almost all of us, though it does pretty well if you can pull it off without stuttering i think

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Tenshi must have crashed the lobby. this brat needs to be taught some manners!

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Yoyo, I am going to castrate you.

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>>51035127
teehee

>>51035090
some random fruit god is going to give you a divine retribution for making fun of a fruit's name
>>51035108
that might be fester since when he joined it crashed... fester we're going to give you a early prostate examination buddy

ggs
It’s been a while since I played while drinking, so I’m a total mess.

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>>51035136
it's fun! we should all drink

>>51035136
GGs nabana!

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>>51035035
>too busy sleeping, then went ahead and slept some more
Resident snoozer

>>51035136
ggs grats on the DUI

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yukarin is really more unwieldy than I remember... age has not been kind to her, and why does the developer hate her so?

>>51035136
see you dude
>>51035141
so true

I see a lot of you drinking while playing. who's the drunkest skydrift racist?

>>51035139
>it's fun! we should all drink
I've never drank alcohol before, but I've been curious about it

Whats a good recommend drink to get into drinking?

>>51035163
VD

>>51035164
>Whats a good recommend drink to get into drinking?
Uhhh what did VD drink again? But whatever that was, try that one

>>51035170
maker's

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>>51035164
I think new drinkers nowadays don't really like the taste of beer and stuff and are used to sweeter drinks, so I'd recommend something like a Smirnoff Ice, which is pretty tasty. hard lemonades and hard sodas are similarly nice

>>51035163
VD for sure. must be why he keeps getting smoked :D

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>>51035176
then you should have dodged it?

>>51035176
sorry it was too tempting

Lemon sour is super easy to drink. When I had a drink with VD, he drank a ton of lemon sour.

huh what are you guys looking at me funny for? i've said nothing bad :^)

>>51035173
>Smirnoff Ice, which is pretty tasty. hard lemonades and hard sodas are similarly nice
Can confirm. Those are usually my go-to's.

going to pee and stuff

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>>51035149
I want to be between those oppai breasts

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Eagle, I drew that barrier literally a quarter second before your orb hit me.
maybe Yukarin's power is godly luck?

yukari's alt outfit looks nice, a bit mad that orin doesnt have anything aside from the shiny metal stuff

>>51035199
the dev was lazy because those characters were added by request, prease understandu...

>>51035173
>>51035170
Who is VD?

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>>51035203
aieee don't make me feel old already, it's only been a week...

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>>51035198
>Eagle, I drew that barrier literally a quarter second before your orb hit me.
>maybe Yukarin's power is godly luck?
Damn that hidden luck stat programmed specifically for that cheating Yukari Yakumo

>>51035177
>>51035178
i just messed up the controls, i tried to turn left but went the opposite instead and thus i ram into the wall and got hit, relax
>>51035200
damn, gotta hang the devs now

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>>51035191
my go-to is half a gallon of apple juice i chucked baker's yeast in a month and a half ago

>>51035180
Lmao that sounds accurate. What is he like irl?
Assuming you're nabana. If you're not then ignore this post

the download in the pastebin showed as a trojan, its not right?

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>>51035203
we wouldn't be here without him. that's all i'm saying

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>>51035203
if you're serious, then I'll tell you that he (VD aka Van Dough) was the host of most of the monthly tournaments we've raced so far. he put a lot of effort into making them cool, and he also drank a lot (and often both at the same time). sadly he tragically died (got a job) after last week's tournament and won't be able to host anymore, which is a shame

>>51035212
All cracked software triggers antiviruses, I don't think I have a virus.

>>51035212
I don't think so, considering I and others here have used it for like a year now and haven't had any issues with it. if you're concerned, I guess you can also buy the game instead. on Steam it sometimes goes on sale to like 17 dollars or so?

>>51035206
Oh, that round I hit someone with a card just before a drop. Hence the apology.

>>51035212
very likely to be wrong pal, or else all of our puters would've been killed off by le trojan (or noticed something else wrong)

>>51035204
>>51035213
>>51035214
Thanks,I just only downloaded from the link in OP and I really didn't know this. Respect.

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see you guys later! if any newbies join then be nice to them okay?

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newbie guide (comprehensive) (I hope people actually get use out of this)
https://pastebin.com/Bw2RB1CQ

>>51034905
>>51034754
>>51031850
Thanks,I just only downloaded from the link in OP and I really didn't know this. Respect.

>>51035227
>>51035232
Lol thank you

>>51035227
see you later damn hag lover
>>51035234
i think bro might've got hit in the head

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>>51035227
>see you guys later! if any newbies join then be nice to them okay?
yoyo what r u talkin bout we r the noobies

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GGs y'all, nice racism as always. Have a good night!
Yoyo, hope to see 'ya in a few days time. They should be posting the info on the /jp/ meetup in the thread, but if you want to meet at the event beforehand or anything I sent you a DM on Discord (at least I'm assuming that was you lol).

>>51035246
Hey downloading .exe's without asking questions is how you get free dolphin porn.

>>51035248
ggs

>>51035248
GGS anon!

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>>51035248
ggs dude. looking forward to hanging out with the /jp/ bros

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fester x yoyo not beating the faggot allegations, I'm afraid...

>>51035266
were you the one who was gonna someone a prostate exam earlier in the thread?

>>51035251
hmmmmm you serve a point

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Last race from me bros
I got to go to work tomorrow

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going to do something real quick

these will be the last few from me

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>>51035269
dunno who or what that is, gayboy

GGs -=XneT=-
GGs -=XneT=- neko wife
GGs AkiDesuYo~
GGs FUDGE
GGs yoyo
GGs nabana
GGs Fester
GGs mysterious lurker watching over us from the shadows

btw for future reference for anyone new, you ought to know that we typically get together to race on fridays (and sometimes saturdays or sundays too) at 9pm est, and the regional servers we use are US (so be sure to change that in the options menu). you can check network status here:https://vanillalobbies.shinten.moe/

and idk if it was just me, but my nickname in the pirated copy never saved properly and would revert back to the my steam name unless I manually set it each time I booted up the game. even though in the menu it looked correct

>>51035289
oh and also yoyo and fester are currently in a eroge irl relationship which translates into an in-game and in-thread interaction

>>51035302
either kill this meme or draw hot fanart of it. this half-assedness sux

GGs everyone who showed up tonight

GGS anons! fun races as always

>>51035289
>>51035302
Thanks

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GGs, gonna get off now, need to get some finished
>>51035274
work on a sunday?? my condolences

>>51035306
>meme
It is literally true

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>>51035266
>>51035284
>>51035302
also, lmao keep acting as my double you're doing a great job at it. a bit funny seeing this as i stay quiet in the back

>>51035316
then do it faggot!

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>>51035325

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>>51035379
nevermind, the confusion will end if you post patchouli and my plans will go into shambles
>>51035380
looks intense, so thats what i missed out on while falling back huh

>>51035065
Which tracks ending shortcut?
The only ending shortcuts that come to my mind to be really tricky with certain characters are just old captial (nisc), redevelopment area a (nisc), mc2 (nisc) and depths staright to the minecart tracks, but i feel like none of those are relevant.

>>51036017
Redev A even the ISC is a pain. Partially because I am too lazy to practice it.

>>51036017
speedrunners, everyone...

>>51036017
i was talking about Redevelopment Area A track, that shortcut is a pain in the ass to pull it off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wOUXn817gY
anyway what the heck is this nonsense dude, i didnt know you can even go that high up in the air without the game counting as a out of bounds crap

>>51037766
Yeah it is a pain, and barely saves any time, much better to just use any cradles you get on the main shortcut, if you want to do it with a cradle use it against the fence in a slightly slanted way to grant you a bit more height to make it more consistent
It is pretty easy to get with a fan though, and if you have e.g. suwako you can do it no item (i think characters up to nue are able to do it, but suwako is really the only main considered one)

Also if you want an crazy orin shortcut look up the orin cut on embers, its amazing and probably the best orin cut, but takes a bit of practise to dodge random death planes and hit checkpoints.

>>51037791
i dont think i can pull it off with a fan, might as well ignore it then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE8P7jOFUDw
i will absolutely not be doing this shortcut
okay i lied, started the game and i managed to pull it off once so now im unstoppable