Congrats Anon, you've been transported into Gensokyo! And just because whoever gapped you into Gensokyo has mercy, you get a family member to join you!Specifically, reality will be changed to have someone in Gensokyo become your family member, logic be damned!https://perchance.org/tohogenAnd roll d5 to decide what this 2hu becomes!http://random.org/1-Mother2-Aunt3-Older Sister4-Younger Sister5-DaughterHow do you fare in Gensokyo with your new family member? How long does it take for your two to fuck?
>>51038630I got Kanako as my older sister. Not exactly sure what I'm supposed to be the god of.
>>51038642What the fuck, I got Kanako too but she's my aunt.This is awkward.
>>51038642Nothing, you're just a human why would you be a god?
>>51038630Rumia is my... mom?
>>51038630Reisen, and she's my younger sister.Uh, so how does that work? Who's the mom? Am I from the moon as well? Is it a sibling lost at birth suddenly shows up at your doorstep situation? Or is she my step-sister now for reasons that are entirely Kaguya-unrelated? I don't think I have the ears.I think I'm gonna start hating Tewi for real since she'd probably start messing with me a lot. Then again I'm paranoid so I'll probably watch my step so much that I WILL annoy her back.I dunno, probably not a whole lot. Rabbits are horny right? And there's plenty of opportunities in the cards. Aphrodisiac snuck into a beverage by a certain little shit, bored princess demanding entertainment, stress from working for Eirin, accidental hypnosis, etc.
> Utsuho Reiuji> 3 - Older SisterGuys. How do I get this retarded bird out of my fucking house? What am I even fucking looking at? She looks like a girl, but she has a sewage pipe for an arm and a pegleg? I met her once and I told her she gives off "big sister" energy. I regret my decision.At first, it seemed kinda cool when she started visiting me at my house with the whole "ara ara" shtick – even if she didn't say it properly at all. "Oh fuck yeah, I can get my dick wet."She can't even grasp the concept of a blowjob. She thought you were supposed to bite down because why else would you put something in your mouth? I told her to ride me instead and, some fucking how, she slapped me with her pipe-arm. Knocked me out for the night.I asked her if she could remove it and she said she forgot how but she remembers sometimes. Bro.She burns my lunch. She cracks the wooden floor with her heavy ass boot. She can't suck dick properly. One of you come and get her. I know one of you would be into this. Come get her and tell her she has "mommy" energy or something. Let's see how you like it.
>>51038630Youki is now my aunt, apparently
>>51038678>you're just a human why would you be a god?What's stopping a human from being a god?
>Utsuho Reiuji>5 DaughterDoes this mean that I'm this anon's >>51038896 father? She's cute so I don't mind, though I do wonder how will Satori react to her pet suddenly having a father and a retarded younger brother
>>51038630Urumi UshizakiMother
>>51038630>Byakuren Hijiri>1-MotherMy dick is diamonds right now
>>51038630>https://perchance.org/tohogenTwo Red Dots>http://random.org/3-Older Sister>How do you fare in Gensokyo with your new family member?badly>How long does it take for your two to fuck?never
>>51038630>Daiyousei>DaughterMan, does this mean I mated with a fairy? Does this mean Daiyousei is, in theory, a human-fairy hybrid because of her mother and I's combined genes, or am I actually a male fairy? Are parent anons supposed to match their daughter's species as well?I'll be honest, my feelings are uncertain. Having a daughter that's essentially immortal, but she likes hanging out with retarded forest midgets all the time... I'd try to keep an eye on her and love her unconditionally to the best of my ability, even if I may be unworthy of a parent's role.>spoilerI'm not interested in that sort of stuff with family, anon. But I couldn't bring myself to refuse if she offered me fairy paizuri. Forgive me Daiyousei's mother (and thus my lover), I am a weak-willed man and a terrible excuse for a father...
>>51038630>Flandre Scarlet>Older sister...How the fuck does this even work??? /jp/, tell me.
>>51039995>The older sibling is the small oneJust like my anime
I got Layla Prismriver as my daughterDoes that mean all the Prismrivers are my daughters?
>>51038630I got Kogasa as my younger sister and i'd just tell her she needs to work on being scary and prank her into playing horror games
>>51038630>Yuuka >Daughter NOOO IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO WORK LIKE THIS!
>>51039007>>51039932You wouldn't fuck your mom
>>51040309If she was that hot, yes I would
>>51040304I'm sorry anon, but you're gonna be an ancient old fuck.
>>51040304Why Daughter Yuuka is cute!
>>51040304Would Yuuka be a rebellious daughter?
>>51038630>Chimi>AuntThat's it. I am overstimulating my hag aunt by putting a different song on each earphone on each of her 8 ears. She is going to get reject saying "kids these days" and acting high and mighty.
>>51040816Doesn't that make Nue your cousins
Hecatia as an older sister...
>>51040992She's gonna bully you
>>51040997He could cry and wail helplessly at Junko until she pities him and chastises Hecatia. If he's lucky, he might even get a faceful of tit as she comforts him with a hug.
>>51041002Do you think Junko would adopt me? And then we'd get married???
>>51041009Sorry, I got horny, I'm better now
>>51040992Congratulations! You're now part of the ever complex Greek Theology family tree! Better watch out for errant geese, rains of gold, or close friends acting weird, they may be cousin Zeus doing his usual hijinks!
>>51040304I can't believe Verdant Force posts on /jp/!
>>51038630I guess I got three new older sisters. They already fucked me when I was a shota.
>>51040966There is no confirmation of them being related by ZUN IIRC>>51040992Your older sister is my wife.
>>51038630Auntie Shizuha keeps coming in my room and trying to make me squeeze her breasts because she heard that makes them grow bigger. How am I supposed to tell her that this isn't what you're supposed to do with your nephew?
>>51038929Hey, dad-in-law.I've finally taught your daughter how to suck dick. I know you were worried. You don't have to anymore. I even taught to heat up when she does it so her throat feels like a fireplace. Really good for the winter!Anyway, I don't really want to take care of our kids so I'm sending them to you.
I got Tenma as my mother. I'll enjoy my life as a nepo baby in the tengu society and use it to sexually harass Aya, Hatate and Momiji and get away with it.
>>51041284GoodTenma would be disappointed if you didnt harass anybody since it's practically expected of you in Tengu society
>>510386301. Kogasa (I'd grow up immune to scares, or maybe very vulnerable because Kogasa isn't good at scaring)2. Keine (/ss/ has commenced operations)3. Hatate (see above)4. Two Red Dots (...are we deadass? Had to look this one up https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Minor_Characters/PC-98#Two_Red_Dots)5. Louise (another one I had to look up, having my daughter's species as "demon" isn't exactly singing great praise)
What if kazami yuuka were u mom?
>>51039995That just means that you're the youngest sibling among them. Flan is your older sister but Remilia is the eldest sibling
>>51038630>Goliath doll>4-Younger SisterGigantic onahole lets goooo!
Be honest- assuming this reality shift also made you see your respective 2hu as an actual family member, in the sense that your brain would acknowledge them as part of your existence and/or family tree. You would see, for example, your mother Yukari the same way you see your real life mommy.Would you still have sex with them? Full-on mating, reproducing with your own blood?Or would any feelings of unconscious revulsion and platonicity keep you at bay?
>>51042833Its good enough for Lunarians
>>51042833Now you fucking ruined itFuck you
>>51038630>Junko>motherWAIT NO
>>51042833>You would see, for example, your mother Yukari the same way you see your real life mommy.The thing that I would wonder the most about my mother being that specific 2hu is who the hell is my father lol
>>51042833>Full-on mating, reproducing with your own blood?I'm fine with that
>>51042845Your current father
>>51042863Oh God that relationship would either be hell or actual peak since they are both lazy
>>51042863See, NOW you ruined it. If my mom were:1-An amoral monster, so she would raise as such2-Hot as fuckThen hell yeah I'd breed the shit out of her. But I would never do that to my actual dad.
>>51042888No one expects you to fuck your dad...
>>51042888anon?
We are doing some real mental gymnastics here with all the stuff about dads and moms. It is starting like that South Park episode where Randy asks if you would fuck your mom to save your father.
>>51042845It's me. I'm sorry, son. I was young, irresponsible, and I wasn't ready to take care of a retarded child all on my own, because I knew damn well your lazy mother wasn't helping for shit.
>>51042919Father, why are you with Yukari? She is a weird Youkai.
I gonna be honestA large majority of 2hu wouldn't be good moms. You'd probably end up hating your 2hu mom
>>51042922You haven't seen what she can do with those gaps. I don't regret it.
>>51042931What would Yukari be like as a mother? Imagining she has a normal to good relationship with your father.
>>51042938Career woman
>>51042931Junko, Kanako, Suwako... all would make for really good mothers
>>51042938Like what >>51042944 said. She'd be focused more on her sage work and schemes than spending any time with you
>>51042960>She'd be focused more on her sage work and schemes than spending any time with youIsn't Yukari literally the character who spends up to 20 hours sleeping, doing nothing 24/7? I know, I know, that she has a huge responsibility as Gensokyo's sage, but didn't she also have a lot of free time?
>>51042964You don't interrupt lady's 20hour beauty sleep!
>>51042964Work is that tiring
>>51042888>>51042894>>51042908You guys are mean
Reminder that if your momhu decides she wants to have sex with you, you don't really get to choose not toSo you'd best make yourself confortable with the concept asap
>>51043004I feel like you'd only have to worry about that with an Oni mom
>>51043052If you're a son of an oni, you'll be fine. Take it as extra training.
>>51042948>JunkoIdk about that one. She's got a 0% success rate, if you know what I mean.
Ringo as my mother... okay, that seems reasonable.
>>51044312Fat rabbit mom
I rolled Yuugi as my daughterHonestly, I'd be proud of her. She runs her own business, has her own place, and generally seems like she's happy. What more could I ask as a dad
>>51044312I ate your mum's dango last night.
>>51038630Shinki momI didn't select randomly, I chose my own destiny.
>>51044351Its all fun and games until Shinki has enough of Alice not getting a man and forces you to marry her
>>51044370Can I have Mai instead?
>>51044389NoAlice and only Alice
Imouto Sanae...
