Is /jp/ a board that can take it easy?
>>51069713In a sense, yes.
>>51069713That's a stupid question.
>>51069713I only mess with the 2hu-side of the board, but I don't think I've encountered more than one shitter and even then, that shitter was p funny.I'd like to think /jp/ takes it p easy.
>>51069713I have a feeling you're looking for something rather less comfy than easy.
>>51069713it's mostly dead and the most popular threads are always filled with schizos so don't bother
I assume /jp/ knows about this masterpiece?
>>51069713I used to take it easy
>>51074562Of course!
Not in the 20+ years I've been here.
>>51074903nice
>>51069713We'll try...
Colored Bawizas
>>51079993https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkxo_RpZStk
zorry for bweing zo cyuche!!
Patchouli, the schoolteacher of an urban yukkuri clan, takes all 100 of her students out on a field trip to a local park. However, to get there, they need to cross a four-lane street.Patchouli knows how to use a crosswalk and traffic signal, but the baby yukkuris get scared of the traffic while they’re waiting for the light to change. The older koyukkuris comfort them. Finally, the light changes, and Patchouli tells them to hurry and leads them across.However, it is not until Patchouli has reached the other side that it dawns on her that the children can’t move as fast as she can. In fact, since the babies are scared of the drop from the sidewalk to the street, it took them a long time just to be coaxed down by the older kids, and by the time the walk signal starts counting down to red, they’ve barely made it to the second lane of traffic.Patchouli tells everyone to hurry or they won’t be able to take it easy, and that sends the children into a panic. The older koyukkuris try to coax the petrified babies onward. Some Marisas and Chens with an instinct for self-preservation abandon the others and make a run for it.The light changes, and disaster ensues.First to die are the little Reimus who are angrily puffing at the cars. Next, a car making a turn takes out the scum Marisas and Chens, who failed to reach the curb in time. A little Alice has pooped in terror and is stuck in her own poop. Her older sister Alice is trying to free her, but both are run over. Most of the young Patchoulis, shocked by the carnage, throw up their own paste cores and die. A run-over Myon is only partially crushed and dies a slow, agonizing death.When the traffic lights change again, only eight wounded, traumatized koyukkuris are still alive.The adult yukkuris from the clan have had second thoughts about sending a hundred children off under the supervision of a single Patchouli, and just then, they show up with their leader, a one-meter-tall half-grown Dosu Marisa.Seeing the carnage, some go mad with shock. On the other side of the street, Teacher Patchouli tries to run away to escape punishment and is promptly run over by a bicycle. Some yukkuris yell abuse and puff at the cars, but at the Dosu’s urging, the capable adults go to rescue the remaining children and gather the accessories of the dead.When the signal starts counting down, the Dosu stands in the crosswalk and puffs up to keep the cars from going. However, she can only block one lane of traffic, so the cars in the other lanes move forward and run over more yukkuris.The Dosu goes into a rage and starts "punishing" the car in front of her. The driver had been holding back, not wanting to get bean paste on his car, but faced with the attack, he advances and hits the Dosu. The Dosu hops around in pain, crushing some of the yukkuris and sending the rest fleeing into the path of oncoming traffic. The car runs over the Dosu, and she dies.The yukkuris who remained home--tiny babies, mentally-deficient koyukkuris, and the very old and near death--wait for everyone to come home, not knowing that their families are all dead and they themselves are doomed to starve to death before long.
>>51069713of course not
yunya
>>51093410*abuses harder*
It should be and always should be really. I hate coming here and seeing someone displaying board behavior that isn't like /jp/. There was someone really upset in the Denpa thread recently and its kinda like, "really?". I just like /jp/ to be cozy.
I don't like it when people Bully Alice.
Yukkuri abyusers simply can't find it in themselves to take it easy!!
>>51095058back in the good old days when I could take it easy
>>51095058Eared Yukkuris will always look weird.
Why do people of dark skin like abusing these creatures so much?
>>51096048>>51096048Probably because they remind them of themselves. Lazing around doing nothing and mooching off the kindness of others. They are envious of them, and are irritated that they can't get free food and housing because they aren't cute like yukkuris.
>>51096048>>51096100Yukkuri abuse was invented by the Japanese, dudes.Also, reminder that Yukkuri abuse artists were the ones whe even gave then all their cute traits and biology in the first place, all just to make them more satisfying to abuse. They just looked silly like the original Yukkuris before that.
>>51096100The image you posted was drawn by Rorinko, a Yukkuri abuse artist. Abyusers draw the cutest Yukkuris.https://yukkuri.shiteitte.net/posts/6398
Yukkuris' most distinctive cute behaviors were invented by Yukkuri abuse artists, and even family friendly Yukkuri artists ended up using them and just accepting them as how Yukkuris are.
What is the status of Yukkuri games these days?I played simyukkuri many years ago but no idea if people are still making or updating Yukkuri games.
>>51096048>>>/pol/Back to your containment board
>>51096260>>51096271>>51096276CorrectAbtysers make cute cute yukkuriFamily friendly faggots make autistic shit like >>51095058
>>51096447anon is a poo poo slave?
>>51096410SimYukkuri is still being updated, albeit with no new features as far as I can tell. You ever play Eight Views? It's a fun yukkuri-raising sim that perfectly captures the aggravation of training those shitheads.
King Bawiza on her noble chariot!
>>51096048because
>>51096048The most anti-abyuse fag I know is a dark brown Colombian
>>51101848He's spiritually white
we have yukkuri torture but when are we getting yukkuri inflicted human torture?
>>51102006kek
>>51102358Yukkuris are way too weak and helpless canonically to deal any significant damage to humans. They simply die from their own stupidity in the wild even without even any interference by humans or animals.
>>51098887I've seen comments on Japanese Yukkuri abuse video on YouTube saying that they prefer it when the human in Yukkuri abuse stories are straight up being evil on purpose over abuse stories that justify killing Yukkuris as pests because they're more cathartic.
I have an addiction to bottom wiggling.
>>51103998>>51104571
>>51103998a classic
>>51104571Yukkuri butts are very spankable.
This thread wasn't easy going or happy at all...
>>51107093Abusing Yukkuris make anons feel easy.
>>51107093ABUSE HYAAAA CAN'T STOP
I think we should love Yukkuri instead of hurting them.
>>51107904Why are Yukkuris so fucking dumb?
