Can we have a Parsee thread? A lot of other 2hus have threads, and I don't want for her to get *too* jealous.How would you approach this creature? Would you immediately attempt to woo her? Try to be more cool about it, perhaps?also, is she flat or stacked? I like both, as she can be jealous of other 2hus regardless. if she's flat then the jealousy is obvious, but is she's got massive mammaries then it's more subtle, like back pain and maybe fitting through narrow spaces.more easily. it's fun to think of what she'd be jealous about honestly, I think she deserves more attention.
It's like another anon once said>1000% flat, so that she can be psychotically envious of literally anyone's breasts, including random fairies, men, inanimate objects and even Eiki.Small, so that she can be as self-conscious of her unripened form as they come, constantly comparing herself to other, "better" women.Medium, so that she doesn't stand out in ANY way whatsoever, not appealing to the lolicons nor the boob fans, always being glossed over.Big, so that she can complain about her back hurting, uncomfortable sleeping positions, knocking things over and permanently jiggling as she moves.Huge, so that she can see herself as a freak and envy all those flatties constantly floating around everywhere in Gensokyo without being slowed down by two fat orbs with their own gravitational pull.Gigantic, so that she can be jealous of all those girls that actually have the ability to move and aren't just a sentient pair of boobs with anger issues.Parsee exists to seethe about others, and she WILL seethe no matter what her own situation is. It's just how she is.
>>51072117Saging Parsee's thread to make her jealous!Getting banned to make Parsee jealous!Masturbating to Yukari then ban evading to make Parsee jealous!
>>51072203Hey, I made that post.
Would she get jealous if someone else had green eyes, or eyes with a green tint in them?
>>51078148I'm almost as grateful to have a celebrity in my thread as I am jealous that you wrote the original post. Welcome!>>51078160I think there are already other 2hus with green eyes at least, but there's probably more subtle jealousy to be gleamed>That bitch has eyes that are less green than mine, they don't even glow in the dark. I'm so jealous that she looks less like a freak than meVs>That bitches eyes glow too much, she must get so much attention. I'm so jealous her eyes 100% give off an eerie glow in anything other than direct sunlight. Its probably pretty amazing to see, like a cat's eyes, but closer to gems.
Glowing eyes are cool.
>>51078213She'd absolutely be jealous of other 2hus' glow.
>>51072117Just don't mistake her for her clone.
>>51080537I will keep that in mind
>>51072117What if I'm more partial to chives or scallions?
>>51072203Medium sized Parsee is most accurate! It has to be! That doesn't stop her from being so incredibly beautiful, though...
>>51100045by me
