Which youkai will bless me with strong offspring?
>>51079926
kuso thread
all youkai give you autistic offspring.
>>51079926Why would you want to mate with your natural predator
>>51080041Same reason that yer muddah wants to mate with 6'5" werewolves.
>>51080041It is human nature to seek to conquer the unknown
>>51080386What will you do when the unknown conquers you?
>>51080397be conquered, i guess.
>>51080397Its mutual conqueringShe conquers my body and I conquer her hand in marriage
>>51079926Consider those with long, majestic horns.
I didn't knew barracks husband had internet accesswho the hell installed it? none of the mutts, of course.
>>51080397I shall, therefore, become unknown.
>>51079926Keep giving Momiji more food and you will find out
>>51081757Why? Wouldn't she get fat?
>>51084032>Wouldn't she get fat?In a way, yes.
>>51084032>Wouldn't she get fat?I dont think so, i know she has fast metabolism
>>51079926its hard to go wrong with a nine-tailed fox in matters of fertility.
Just imagine the wild mood swings of your pregnant youkai wifeThe ups and downs would be insane
>>51084999i'm sure parsee will be reasonable
>>51084999Pay attention to them and let her always know she's loved!
>>51084999funnily enough, i dont think she would change much. she might be a little more clingy and lovey dovey, if anything.
>>51084999We are going to have to put her in a magically induced coma for 9 months if she has to keep off of alcohol for the duration. I don't know if a half oni child can handle drinking during pregnancy like a full blooded one can.
>>51084999For those brief few months, she only vaguely resembles a normal person.
>>51085544hope you like Kasen acting as a midwife to help deliver the baby because I can't see anybody else being safe during that
>>51085639That guy's style sure has changed. His Seija looks nothing like this now.
>>51085749Yeah... I prefer the old look, but the newer one is still cute.
>>51085701>Yuugi launches the newborn into the awaiting Kasen and proceeds to chug down her first bottle of sake in 9 months
>>51085214Reisen?
>>51086030The ideal youkai
NEVER reproduce with a y*ukai.
>>51079926This one
>>51089648>Koishi who uses her subconscious ability to sneakily grind her ass on your crotch, much to your confusion and arousalGod why can’t it be real
>>51089369THIS THIS THIS THIS!
>>51080033so nothing changes then
>>51089648Koishi ass on my face.
>>51079926None of them. You should fuck a hermit instead.
>>51089369You cannot stop meI will adore wolf by making more wolf
>>51089369I will do you proud with my immaculate pull out game.
>>51091331dumb humie thinks he can overcome a youkai leglock. whats next? he'll assume the youkai needs his consent?
>>51090809Why did you post a picture of me?
>>51080033are you implying Renko is a youkai!?
>>51079935Sauce me brother
>>51091437Consent? HA! As if I’d ever even let a yokai get close enough to need to give co
>>51091516With how powerful her autism is and how far she's willing to go she may as well be oneRemember lads, never accept a drink from her
>>51091516She transcends typical youkai autism so much that knocking her up will result in normal ass kids.
>>51091944okay, that was a close one. almost fooled me, miss usami!
>>51079926what you should be asking yourself is whether your yook wife will help you take care of said offspring.with that in mind. why not choose this hardworking, self-employed bird?
>>51091986I wouldn't mind if my deadbeat youkai wife dumped our child on me to take care of alone!
>>51091986Because she's a bratty serial killer teenager.
>>51091986Her claws will tear your back out when you're plowing her.
>>51092769its not murder if you eat them. at that point its just plain old hunting~>>51092787the perks just keep pilling up! night sparrows truly are the peak of female companionship.
>>51092850I don't like pain because it makes me want to cry. Even if it's done by someone I love. Therefore, Night Sparrows are not the peak of companionship.
>>51079935But that's explicitly wrong? We know that youkai and humans can procreate.
>>51092769Only if you become disoriented from her abilityIf not you could easily overpower her and ask for her hand in marriage
>>51093009I think she'd be way more confused rather than receptive to your advances. Youkai are weird, but even they know you don't ask someone out, let alone marriage while they're in the middle of trying to kill you.
>>51093027You and I both know she would be way into it
>>51092850>its not murder if you eat them. If it's not murder because she isn't human then fucking her is bestiality.>>51093009>Only if you become disoriented from her abilityShe's a psycho in canon.>>51093027>Youkai are weird, but even they know you don't ask someone out, let alone marriage while they're in the middle of trying to kill you.To be fair, that is PROBABLY how you actually get a Oni wife going by actual myths.
>>51093049Like I said, I could see a Oni being into it.Mystia is too prideful. I also doubt you would get the chance considering by the time you encounter her you are probably already gored to death on her claws.
>>51093008The wolf is a devious trickster
>>51093499She lures you in then snaps you upThen years later several tengu pups start learning how to be mountain guards
>>51079926Never fear disease again when you install more Yam
