When will Reimu do her duty and find a male to marry and have kids with? She’s not getting any younger and Gensokyo needs a better and younger shrine maiden
>>51081431>She’s not getting any youngerShe is not getting any older either. Time is convoluted in Gensokyo.
>>51081431I want to marry Reimu's mom! Her grandma is fine too. Would Reimu help officiate the wedding?
If Reimu gets pregnant, her hitbox will get bigger. Someone will have to pinch-hit for her, if only for a few months.
>>51081431If only there was some handsome village STUD who'd stand fearlessly by her side even with youkai and fairies around, going so far as to help her promote her shrine out of the goodness of his heart. And if it isn't too big an ask, it'd be great if they shared a love for cheap foods, too. A shrine maiden can dream, right?
>>51081971>if they shared a love for cheap foodsIt will be better if he is able to cook delicious food from poor one!Btw, is this page from WaHH?
>>51081971>fairiesAnon, no! You're tripping the NTR flag!
>>51082273>Btw, is this page from WaHH?Chapter 36 to be exact.
>>51082434Went to check and I had it bookmarked. Every page just makes me laugh.
>>51082484It's a nice little mini-arc featuring some great character moments.
>>51081431I think she already found someone.I bet he's a really kind and reliable guy.
>>51081971That villager "stud" is japanese, so he's like 5ft6. On top of having a small pecker. I may as well be a giant compared to him. I'll rape and gape Reimu and she'll thank me for it.
the husband? me
>>51081431The only thing Reimu deserves is a knife through her black cold heart.
>>51093270But if black-hearted, then why wife-shaped?
>>51093303Because you are confusing canon Reimu, who would at best be a nagging bitch that doesn't do shit, with fanon Reimu.
>>51093312NTA but I think you have the two mixed up. Canon Reimu is often a bit grumpy and overly-serious, but fanon flanderizes that and takes it to the extreme.
>>51081431>Husband for Reimu?This reads like one of those missing person posters "Have you seen this woman?" and I couldn't stop laughing at the idea of a desperate Reimu putting those on each human village.
>>51093360Canon Reimu is literally a co conspirator to mass murder and is actively working to keep the entire human population trapped against their will.
>>51093418Yeah, she's all that and also kind and gentle with her husband.
>>51093495I doubt a person who does things like that can still love anybody.Certainly not a outsider or a human villager.
Reimu is perfect the way she is
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>>51093418>trapped against their will.Nah, one of Gensokyo's subtlest successes is that it's produced a human population that doesn't want to quit its idyllic rural lifestyle. This isn't even all that outrageous. It's a prevailing attitude out in the countrysides around the world. Complacence is part of human nature.
>>51081431I'll be her Husband if Reimu is willing to take me
>>51094531Anon, we literally know they want to embrace outside world culture. There have been exactly zero people that have shown any intrest in staying in Gensokyo and several that want to leave.Also: >idyllic rural lifestyleWhere? Most people live and work in the village being bullied around by rich merchants. They are sterotypical sallerymen living in a society more corrupt than modern Japan.
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>>51094785Formerly Chucks?
>>51094718>They are sterotypical sallerymen living in a society more corrupt than modern Japan.I don't know man. Whaletits old dudes seem pretty happy with there lives to me
>>51094863But the local casino/brothel is off limits to human men. If you want a root, you have to use the shitty human women, or take a chance on the local bike.
>>51094877The local casino/brothel is IN Geidontei, Anon. There's plenty of 'human women' there too. If you didn't at least get a handy from the obvious tengu woman then you really only have yourself to blame.
>>51094883calling it "forbidden" attracts more risk-taking male clients than it would otherwise. it's a marketing thing
>>51094863>Whaletits old dudes seem pretty happy with there lives to meThey are so happy they go drink themselves to death at a shitty bar every night rather than doing literally anything else with their free time.
>>51095044historically accurate. alcohol is an old friend
>>51095044>They are so happy they go drink themselves to death at a shitty bar every night rather than doing literally anything else with their free time.Drinking with your buddy isn't fun?
>>51095056If you spend every evening drinking with your buddies rather than being with your family or doing something constructive your life is at best incredibly shallow and at worst downright miserable.People drink because it helps the pain go away. Even back in them olden days people understood on some level that drinking was bad and a sign of a unhealthy and unhappy life. ZUN having the same kind of drinking culture he himself partakes in as a feature of a Gensokyo is ultimately a admission that there is no meaningful difference on a societal level.
>>51095179Personally, I think a large reason why everyone back then drank alcohol was because clean water was impossible to get ahold of.
>>51095179i can't imagine telling a dirt farming peasant to do something constructive with their life after they toiled from sunrise to sunset and preaching for them to drink parasite infested cholera water instead of socializing with their friends and neighbors. fucking wild
>>51095214Also that. But if that isn't the case for Gensokyo then I don't know what else to tell you other than it being a shithole that makes Indonesian mountain villages look like first world cities. >>51095278I can't imagine that either because their lives being inherently shallow and meaningless and filled with suffering is kind of self evident. The question is therefore "Are most human villagers farmers?" and "Do they like their job?". The answer to both self evidently being no.
>>51095286*If that is the case
>>51095286i cannot but feel as if happiness is forever beyond you, and you have only studied it in concept and abstract
>>51095292I cannot help but feel you are projecting if you think the human villagers come across as particularly happy compared to any random person you would meet on the street. Let alone inside a bar.
>>51095309yeah? everybody is just trying to get by, then and now. telling some old ass cobbler he needs to be productive naive at best, particularly when he's contributed more than you have with all modern day advantages
>>51095309>if you think the human villagers come across as particularly happy compared to any random person you would meet on the streetNta but yeah thats exactly what we've been shown is that there pretty happy. Using the Geidontei patrons as an example again all they do is joke, drink, eat, and gossip with eachother and Miyoi. I don't get how you can precieve suffering from somebody having a good time
>>51095316>everybody is just trying to get by, then and now. telling some old ass cobbler he needs to be productive naive at best,I'm not pointing out he has to be productive. I'm pointing out his life is as shallow and empty as any random salarymen in Japan. Cause far from being a idyllic rural lifestyle, it's the same shitty work culture Japan always has. Probably even more stratified and nepotistic, frankly. >>51095325>Nta but yeah thats exactly what we've been shown is that there pretty happy.I think you are fundamentally confusing people coping with people actually being happy. >I don't get how you can precieve suffering from somebody having a good timeSee above. I'm sure they are better off than anybody from the Sengoku Jidai. But their lives are as soulless and meaningless as any modern materialistic society. Far from being a place where children are still allowed to dream, it's a place where the dreams of youth go to meet a violent death at the hands of a system that only takes.
>>51095346what makes a fulfilled life, again?
>>51095352Owning nothing. Being happy. And eating ze boog.
>>51095357finally, worthwise sophistry
>>51095352Depends on what exactly you are looking for. For some people it's deep spiritual fulfillment. Others want a family they love and spend your days with. More intellectually inclined folks might desire knowledge and wisdom. Those that care want to make the world a better place for others. And you even have some folks who just like doing something wonderful that causes them to be remembered.I'm not going to pretend doing a exploitative job you don't care about and getting smashed at a bar until you die from alcohol poisoning when you are 60 isn't a way to live your life. I doubt most people would call it any more fulfilling though than any kind of mindless hedonism though.
>>51095357Replace being happy with drinking and you basically just described life for 99% of villagers.
>>51095359I love that centipede like you wouldnt believe
>>51095383i don't believe it
>>51081431One Yukari builds a rape dungeon for Rei.u and a perspective husband to share. It'll certainly be an Experience for the Hakurei Shrine maiden.
>>51095491i would've thought she would have several pre-existing rape dungeons to choose from
>>51095491Shhh, don't say that. Not in public.
Is Reimu slender or skinny and malnourished?
>>51095746Wiry, with slim but shockingly firm arms. Hugging her makes you subconsciously want to give her a smack on the back like you would've to a male buddy, only the softness of her chest and the smell of her hair reminding you it's a much more delicate creature you're embracing.
>>51095746Slender.Reimu isn't actually poor. That's a fandom myth.
>>51095746The 'mu has the tomboy figureevery red blooded man should want to alter that figure with repeated pregnancies
>>51096860Can you imagine that there's people who see this and believe that Reimu wouldn't be a good wife?
>>51096871I want to brush her hair and help her get ready for the day
>>51093512Look man, if Hitler could love dogs while killing millions, Reimu can love her husband while serving as a tool of the youkai world order. It's perfectly congruent.
>>51097191Big Reimu!
>>51097191So you're Eva Braun in this situation?
>>51097274Yes, except your relationship is public knowledge and she actually becomes a better person.
>>51097279Reimu only has victims, just because you think you can save her doesn't mean she won't make you one.
>>51097328I don't think Reimu's that much of a ruthless monster. She's still human.
>>51097374>She's still human.>He doesn't know
>>51097374She basically views 99,9% of people the same way people might view livestock. She is probably mentally incapable of viewing humans as anything more than animals that exist to serve her.
>>51098128Oh yes, Reimu, the woman who's been shown numerous times to strongly care about children, whose best friend is a human, who regularly provides services to (and isn't served by) the villagers, that woman sees them as livestock. Sure.
>>51098133>the woman who's been shown numerous times to strongly care about children,The same way a farmer cares about veal's or lambs.>whose best friend is a humanThe 0.1%>Who regularly provides services to (and isn't served by) the villagersThe people she keeps trapped against their will and reliant on her? The people whose existence ensure she will never be poor? >that woman sees them as livestockYeah? Pic related is probably the best way to describe how Reimu views others.
>>51098147Don't reply to me again without reading the print works first.
>>51098154I've read the print works. That's why I'm able to look past stupid fanon memes like Reimu and point out Reimu is a cold hearted person who views people as livestock that she keeps locked against their will.Reminder that before Eirin literally every person that died from a cured disease was her fault, and even now every outsider that dies is her fault as well. She isn't exactly Elizabeth Báthory, but she's probably gotten more people killed overall.
>>51098160meds, schizo.livestock have eaten more grass than you have touched in your life
>>51098170Stop eating up shitty fanon memes anon and face reality.Reimu is a shit. She's killed thousands. She is beyond redemption.
>>51098179make a xitter bait post about it then, you shit up random threads for no good reason.i don't like cookieshit but i don't go into cookie threads shitting em up.you have terrible arguing skills and spam the same thing, its boring. so if you're gonna spam the same shit just make a xitter post and argue there
>>51098184I'm sorry I'm discussing Touhou and Reimu in a Touhou and Reimu thread. >you have terrible arguing skills and spam the same thing, its boring.If you genuinly think I'm boring: Just fucking ignore me. Nobody is forcing you to agree with my feelings about Reimu, and if you aren't fucking intelligent or honest enough to argue against them with any integrity the least you could do is not bother anybody else. I'm using the same arguments because they can't be beat.
>>51098194>I'm using the same arguments because they can't be beat.bait or genuine mental retardation?
>>51095491The only reason that story went the way it did is because Reimu married a complete doormat of a manIf she'd married someone more interesting none of it would have happened
>>51095491>>51098572If he just divorced her earlier in the relationship or was a bit more proactive, he could've ended up with a much better witch as his wife. Rather than another witch with none of the upsides. Then again, HSE doesn't particularly make much sense when you view it in hindsight. The characters don't really act like themselves.
>>51081431Once I find my way to Gensokyo, I shall win Reimu's heart and become her loving husband!!!>>51081971No villager stud could ever compare to the love I will provide to my future shrine maiden wife! Moriya shrine will have no chance!
>>51098796Would Reimu be open to marrying an outsider?
>>51095746Model-like body thanks to her divine good fortune. Her power to float makes it so she's effortlessly the fairest of the land, but the second she tries to actually look pretty for a cute boy, her make up resembles a clown and her hair a Tengu hovel.
>>51099595>her make up resembles a clown and her hair a Tengu hovel.Somehow thats really adorable
>>51082332Husband-kun being violated by a fairy...
Reimu has big boobs. Source: DDC art. She has a sarashi on.
