Touhou is so old, there are Touhou families out there.
how old is reimu btw? isnt she like, 44 rn?why do ppl fap to this fossil?
>>51090230Living in Gensokyo slows the aging process.
>>51090397and i wanted a new hakurei miko before th40...
>>51090190There've been Touhou families.And besides, you think that girl's starting out now? As more Konata's dads get laid, more Konatas are created.
>>51090190Touhou is so UGLY, it made Amaterasu dig the cave all the way to Utah.
>>51090621Touhou is so OLD, she made Moses split her red sea when he was in the THIRD GRADE!
>>51090190When I went to Japan last month month I came across a mother and her two small girls looking at Touhou merch. Good for them but damn...
>>51090190>Son, the story of how you were born all started when I met a Reimu cosplayer
>>51090230Like 30 now
>>51095122ZUN would never have expected this