Is that so?
kuso thread
She'd probably be a bad mom.
>>51093269I think she'd be more indifferent than bad
>>51093269>>51093285Read her chapter in Cage in Lunatic Runagate.She's literally looking for something to do with her life and wants to do it well. She would 100% put all of her effort into becoming a proper Japanese housewife if she decided it would be intresting. The only real problem is getting that far without Eirin gutting you. Compared to 99% of the cast though she's a absolute catch.
>>51093335There's also the whole impossible request thing
>>51093402Impossible requests was mostly just a way for her to not engaged to somebody she did not love and was before she decided to live as a human.I feel if a human villager asked her today she would probably give her difficult but still beatable tests to see if he's really worthy and then actually marry him.
>>51093269Terrible even.
>>51093183The patron saint of romantic fulfilment
>>51093414>Children literally eat each other.
>>51093415So long as they don't hurt their father.
>>51093183
>>51093415That is how we do it in my country too.
Yuri
>>51093269That'll be a good tragedy. She thinks she always has time to fix her wrongdoing, but with more time she wasted, things get worse and worse. Eirin will keep the child alive, but constant neglect will cause unpredictably result
>>51093406Those requests are more like psychology test rather than practical. She needs someone capable to gaslight her into believing stuff
Blessed thread.
>>51094275I would say it's basically >"Do you genuinly love me and do your side of the husband/wife arrangement?">"Will you avoid having Eirin kill you?"
>>51094798I want Eirin to kill me. With her ass.
>>51094764Bet Remi seethes when she sees Flan pregnant
>>51094836Why Eirin and why her ass specifically
Which hu would change the most after becoming a parent?
>>51094862Remi is too busy with her own little ones
>>51093980
Why are yurincels like this?
>>51095345Junko. Duh.
>>51093269is it even possible? For a Hourai to get pregnant. If every injury is healed, they will never age and the liquid itself is still stored in the liver. Won't the kid just remain in the womb unable to be born?
yuri is good
Speaking of, can Yukari just gap a woman's womb to steal the baby?
speaking of yuri
>>51096170go on
>>51093846>>51093848>>51093851>>51095798>>51096170>>51096269>>51096161garbage posts
>>51096168I saw sega did unspeakable things to fetuses in a doujin
>>51096157She still has to eat, and she can bleed, so her reproduction organs should be functional
>>51096293it's the same person
>>51095345The OP pic
>>51096371The hourai elixir works by restoring the body to what it was when the elixir was taken, so if it thinks a fetus is a parasite on the host, it would probably expel it. You might be able to impregnate her, but she wouldn't be able to carry it to term
>>51095207Because I love Eirin and her ass is fat.
No love for Toyohime and Junko, canon Momhus?>tfw most of the canon Momhus are Moon niggersI swear, something in Gensokyo's waters makes everyone fucking gay.
>>51096548It's all the fairy pee in the ground water.
>>51096548Junko is an ex mom and Toyohime let her kid marry her sister
Without haha shes a slut amirite shitposting, which 2hus have actually likely taken cock before.
>>51096648>Have given cockMiko.Youki>Have taken cockSuwako. Moon sisters. Seiga.Junko>Have most likely taken cockKanakoEirinMokouAny former animal YoukaiAny of the Big four of the mountain.MamizouNemuno Akyuu(Past live)>Have 100% not taken cockHecatia.
>>51096648Can you please get out of /jp/? Thanks.
>>51096548>I swear, something in Gensokyo's waters makes everyone fucking gay.it's called being a Youkai.Inherently sociopathic creatures incapable of love and affection.
>>51096648A lot of them have murdered and eaten humans in the past. There's no way that at some point they didn't get curious and played with their prey before doing the mantis.
Can't you niggers shitpost in the fatfag thread or something?What is it about pregnant 2hus that sends you into a frenzy?
Honestly, the existence of Rinnosuke makes it canon that in their world's history, some chucklefuck stuck their dick in a Yokai and made the magic of conception happen. Hell the whole deal of Yuki-Onna is that they literally cannot stop lusting after ningen cock. Shame that Letty isn't popular.
>>51096708Rinnosuke existed before Gensokyo did.I genuinly assume Human X Youkai relationships are banned since half Humans are basically the ultimate lifeform and would conquer Gensokyo.
>>51096708It's canon that Letty stalks Rinnosuke for some reason...
>>51096688>Have most likely taken cock>Eirinlol. You ain't foolin' anybody, Doc.
>>51096717>Half-HumansSo what the fuck is the deal with Keine anyway?So were her parents a villager that got dicked by a Hakutaku (or a Hakutaku that got dicked by a villager)? How the hell does the whole Were-Yokai thing even work. Is that shit even genetic in the first place? Like, did Keine just used to be a normal ningen that got bit by a radioactive Hakutaku one day?
>>51096735I think the goddess she's based on has children.>>51096738To be frank: Keine is basically a leftover character from a different era of Touhou. Her presence basically just doesn't make sense with how the human villager is characterized(or rather isn't characterized) nowadays and you can tell ZUN has been taking active steps to remove her as much as possible.With that said, I tend to assume she was cursed. Or at least one of her ancestors was.
>>51096738>How the hell does the whole Were-Yokai thing even workMoonies did it.
>>51096688>Akyuu(Past live)Akyuu's predecessors are more likely to have fucked women than any are to have been fucked.Like, are you really going to risk the life of someone so fragile that they won't even reach the age of thirty by adding the risk of dying in childbirth when they have such an important role in your society?
>>51096690They are capable of love. It's just that this 'love' is inherently selfish and indulgent. They love you for what you make them feel, not because you're 'you'.Depending on the type of youkai, your happiness, sanity, and general well-being aren't even priorities. If you can still give them those funny flutters in the belly, then it's all good in their book.
>>51096781Don't the child of Hieda actually have to be related to the Hieda family?
>>51096783I guess that's fair. Though I honestly thinks most of their affection for you would be purely hedonistic. Really no deeper than "Sex is nice".
>>51096795The Children of Miare are born into the Hieda family, yes, but there's nothing that implies there's a single unbroken dynastic line between them; they just pop up somewhere within the clan every century-and-a-half or so.
>>51096827That's more or less what I assumed. Still, I also assumed there might have been moments where there wasn't much of a choice (Especially in Gensokyo where the clan is like one family in a small city).
>>51096827Yeah Akyuu and her incarnations don't need to personally reproduce, as long as her family exists she'll keep popping up
>>51096783>>51096799You guys pretending that love is like in the drama books. Fastest way to know you don't know a thing about the subject
>>51096738Keine isn't half human. She's a cursed human. She turns into a youkai for one night each month, that's it.
>>51096781I want to have children with Akyuu and fall into a depression when she dies! I want to kill myself after diligently raising our children to go join her!
>>51093406No no no, the proper play is that the requests truly are impossible, but she ever meets a man she truly wishes to marry, she also clandestinely offers him aid that allows him to triumph over her challenges and prove his worthiness.It's like with Suserihime, except she also gives out the trials herself.
>>51096706>What is it about pregnant 2hus that sends you into a frenzy?You just don't get it
>>51096877>You guys pretending that love is like in the drama booksWhat do you think love is then? I'm sure Youkai can feel lust and a desire to rape. Don't view that as a reason for them to marry somebody though.
>>51098124Lusting and desiring to rape one person is pretty much love.
>>51098412fixation and obsession is the best i can use to relate
>>51096881>She turns into a youkai for one night each month, that's it.I think that happens to all women, anon.
>>51096708Half youkai probably have low fertility and libido
>>51096486Good taste
>>51096501Well, she probably need help from eirin then
>>51098691Fuck Eirin
>>51098732That's part of the plan yes.
>>51093183Ran is THE mom hu
>>51098916Uhh pretty sure Eirin ran out of eggs during the Mesozoic era.
