>Ahh, Yukari - or some say Yukarin. Do you hear our prayers? No, we shall not abandon the dream. No one can catch us! No one can stop us now! Ah hah hah ha! Ooh! Majestic! A Youkai Exterminator is a Youkai Exterminator, even in a dream. But, alas, not too fast! The nightmare swirls and churns unending! As you once did for the vacuous Ran - grant us eyes! Grant us eyes! Plant eyes on our brains, to cleanse our beastly idiocy. The grand lake of mist, hidden now, from sight. The cosmos, of course! Let us sit about, and speak feverishly. Chatting into the wee hours of...new ideas, of the higher plane!-Patchouli Knowledge, Host of the Nightmare.
>>51119623"Try and remember the basics of CQC, Kanako"-Suwako Moriya
"BACK OF YOUR NECK LOOK LIKE A PACK OF HOT DOGS" - A fairy who saw Patchouli on a rare excursion from the library
>>51119821>oh yea? you look like something i'd leave in the toilet
>>51119821"Muk yu." - Patchouli Knowledge
>I have to go now. My planet needs me.t. spoopy ghost
>>51121539>"NOOO MIMA COME BACK!"- random anon.
"Are you ready? 'Cause I'm gonna put on a show." - Joan Origami
From: Fortune Jinyou Teller /7648To: GensokyoSubj: Last resort>Regarding TH# 15>I know most of you who personally know me are in disbelief to hear from Bunbunmaru newspaper that I am suspected of committing such horrendous rituals and have taken drastic and shocking actions in the last couple of days. You are saying to yourself that this is completely out of character of the man you knew who always wore a smile wherever he was seen. I know I will be vilified by the Hakurei Shrine and Bunbunmaru. Unfortunately, this is a necessary evil that I do not enjoy but must partake and complete for substantial change to occur within the Human Village and reclaim my name. The village has not changed since the Orange and Salt Merchant days. It has gotten worse. The Youkai decree should never have been lifted. The only thing that has evolved from the consent decree is those exterminators involved in the Orange scandal and Salt Merchant incidents have since promoted to Gardeners of the Blue Sky, Maids of the Scarlet Devil, and Ordinary Magicians, and Shrine Maiden of Barriers positions.>The question is, what would you do to clear your name?>Name;>A word or set of words by which a person, animal, place, or thing is known, addressed, or referred to.>Name Synonyms;>reputation, title, appellation, denomination, repute.>A name is more than just a noun, verb, or adjective. It’s your life, your legacy, your journey, sacrifices, and everything you’ve worked hard for every day of your life as and adolescent, young adult and adult. Don’t let anybody tarnish it when you know you’ve live up to your own set of ethics and personal ethos.>In 8/14 I reported an miko (Shrine Maiden Who Protects Dreams and Tradition. XXXX/now a Shrine Maiden of Barriers), for kicking a Youkai (excessive force) during a Use of Mahou while I was assigned as a fortune teller at Human Village’s Market Area. While sealing the suspect, (XXXX), XXXX kicked the suspect twice in the chest and once in the soul. The kick to the soul left a visible injury on the left cheek below the eye. Unfortunately after reporting it to Boundary Youkai and investigated by PCB (internal danmaku investigator You. 17XX), nothing was done. I had broken their supposed “Purple Line”. Unfortunately, It’s not JUST US, it’s JUSTICE!!! In fact, 17 years later on 2/26/15, after already successfully completing danmaku, acquiring a basic Fortune Certificate, and Intermediate Youkai Certificate, I was relieved of duty by the Hakurei Shrine while assigned to fortune telling at Southwest market. It is clear as day that the shrine retaliated toward me for reporting XXXX for kicking Ms. XXXX. The shrine stated that I had lied and made up the report that XXXX had kicked the suspect." -Count Chocula
What do I do, lord? >"Destroy the barrier. Purify them all."This is their plan, people. These are demons. Just like Perfect Memento in Strict Sense says. Basically, a Lunarian invasion into this Gensokyo through people. I...I...I'm telling you! It's what the Yakumos said. It's what they warned of. It's what we're dealing with. They're demons. They're freaking Lunar invaders. Okay, I'll just say it. Make fun of me all you want on Bunbunmaru or whatever, but everyone already intimately knows this. These people are not freaking humans, okay? The Watatsukis are god damn demons!
>I know I will be vilified by the Hakurei Shrine and Bunbunmaru.
>let's burn the library
>>51119623>YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!>Kid, we live in a world that has borders and those borders need to be guarded by incident resolvers with Spell Cards. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Alice Margatroid? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Shinki and you curse the shrine maiden; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know - that Shinki's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves lives*. You don't want the truth because deep down, in places you don't talk about at festivals, you want me on that border. You *need* me on that border. We use words like "Danmaku", "Graze", "1cc". We use them as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to someone who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just donated to the Hakurei Shrine and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a gohei and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to.-Reimu Hakurei
>>51150856https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDq2KcdmVU8whoud
