If you love Japanese stuff so much, wouldn't the logical next step be to learn Japanese and move to Japan? I don't understand why so many self-professed otaku are seemingly allergic to Japan/Japanese people despite worshipping anything made by the Japanese.
>>51126498But I have learned Japanese and am already living in Japan, thoughever.
Ironic weebs are not to be treated as people.
>>51126667hmmmm what prefecture man
>>51126687Right in the middle of the scorching asshole of the devil that is Tokyo
my only worry is work cause the salaryman thing sounds like hell
>>51126700Do you not own an AC or something?>>51126715The average Japanese salaryman works less than the OECD average lmao
l lived and worked in Japan for 2 years working as the only gaijin gardener at a traditional Japanese gardening company. It was very interesting and really quite amazing the opportunities I was given. I was treated like a regular Japanese worker. Got to work on UNESCO heritage sites, climb trees, and do all sorts of shit.Work was very hard though, long hours and very little time off.Japan pros were very cute girls, vtubers were in my time zone, 310 yen combini whiskeyJapan cons were working hours were aids, shops opened after I was at work and closed before I got home. 72 hours a week, 310 combini whiskey. I worked an entire year yet somehow due to the shitty conversion rate between JPY and USD, I didn't make enough for the US to even want my taxes. Talk about demoralizing. I filed everything, saved all my paperwork only for the government to say, shit nigga, you need this more than we do.That said, Japan was the safest place I've ever seen. I'd move back tomorrow if I could just work the hours promised on the contract.
>>51126715it's not badjust dont joiin a haken gaishaand you'll be goodor if you're an overachiever and join one of those fancy consultng companes, or big japanese corpos you're screwed
I'm working on a student visa to attend a language school for my N2/N1 preparation. But i don't know if could stay in japan after it's finished, i think college dropouts can't get a working visa, so my only hope is to marry a japanese woman.
I don't want to contaminate Japan with my presence
>>51126700I wanna go to Sophia >>51126783those dont give a degree and last a year at least are you literally not able to want to study anything again
>>51126863Uh... Wat?
>>51126866to GET A JOB
>>51126783Language schools are supposed to be prep for entering into a Japanese college. Just enroll into a college and get your degree here, it's 4 more years and then you can get a degree and qualify for a working visa.
>>51126999I'll be 39 after those 4 years
>>51127013Get into taoist immortality techniques
>>51126999>supposed to be prep for entering into a Japanese collegeNot really, almost all of them have multi-year courses specifically for business japanese.
>>51126823how very japanese of you
>>51126498I can enjoy what a country puts out while actively acknowledging their modern culture is daikuso. Don't mistake enjoyment for worship, and there's plenty out of Japan I actively dislike. None of this a blanket black and white.
>>51127146>I can enjoy what a country puts out while actively acknowledging their modern culture is daikusoPop culture is a reflection of society. If modern Japanese culture was "daikuso" than the pop culture wouldn't be so good.
>>51126498I did though I took the more quiet life in the countryside. It's pretty depressing to see it slowly dying with houses slowly being abandoned and the town going from 5 elementary schools and down to 2 over the last 10 years
>have US job making 6 figs>get some offers in Japan when I am out there for a few months>5.5-6.5m yen a year>benefits are all garbage tier>tax system is horribleNah, was interesting at one point and time then I ran the numbers. Rather just visit for 3-6 months a year and fuck back off
>learn JapaneseAlready have, at least enough to enjoy games and books, etc.>move to JapanI'm a mid-30s borderline hikkineet and not getting any younger. Also always feeling like an outsider would probably suck.I do wish I could experience their walkable cities though.
>>51127587try netherlands>>51127013>>51126999Language school unless you're starting from scratch are a waste of money for the most part. But i'm especially impatient and wish to bachelor's in Japan and for once in my life actually want to achieve grades for myself instead of my mom for one.
>>51126726>72 hoursSounds like heaven I worked a similar job at a nursery and 80 was the standard usually 2-3 months straight with no days off. Plants and gardening is one of those jobs where you can't really relax especially in the summer
>>51126726>72 hoursThat's because you worked a bullshit no-skill Mickey Mouse job like gardening. I work from home, am contracted for 40 but do way less and the boss is happy because I'm the top performer.
>>51127013That's your own damn fault>>51127970>Language school unless you're starting from scratch are a waste of money for the most partIt's a waste if you're starting from scratch too because they don't care to actually teach you, it's just a visa farm for thirdies.
>>51128306What's your job?
>>51126498>If you love Japanese stuff so much, wouldn't the logical next step be to learn Japanese and move to Japan?Yeah, 20 years ago. Now I'm too old, broken, and poor.
>>51128406the best time to plant a tree was 20 years agothe second best time is now
>>51128404Software engineer
>>51126498>If you love Japanese stuff so much, wouldn't the logical next step be to learn Japanese and move to Japan? sure sounds great, but how would one go about that without having lots of money, or ending up as a slave? my main concern is that the path to immigration seems very uncertain
>>51126498>learn JapaneseDone.>move to JapanIf I had a way of getting a visa, I'd move there instantly.
>>51126498It's better just to learn Japanese and import things or take periodic trips. Living in Japan really isn't for most gaijin and especially just if you want to enjoy some hobbies.
>>51128553I ain't no gaijin
>>51126498i learned japanese but after watching their economy and seeing how they treat each other and how inefficient their government is, i no longer have any real reason to go and live there
>>51128665At this point you're literally better off making American bucks and just traveling to Japan. The Yen is third world tier now.
>>51128709>The Yen is third world tier nowAnd yet living in Japan and earning yen serves a higher quality of life than living in America and earning dollars
>>51128709that's the plan. i've got a good thing going on where my uni debt is mostly settled, my parents house which i'm living in is paid off, the country's interest rate went up while inflation is steady and the min wage just went up a few days ago. i've found the cheapest price for my utilities and internet and the price of fuel is sort of subsidized/capped despite the oil crisis. ordering things from china via ecommerce is supercheap and very fast. free healthcare.feel like i lucked out honestly.i half-heartedly wrote down a plan and crunched some numbers for japan when i was younger. easiest way for me to go there is a humanities visa as an ALT or "english school" from 200000 yen per month. not fantastic. that very modest number is going to get eaten up by shakai hoken, travel, food, rent, etc. and further compounded in your second year by residence tax and paying into the pension system. i don't know how to feel optimistic about the future if you're living there by numbers alone.
>>51126498If you love women so much, wouldn’t the logical next step be to transition?
>>51128801No, the logical next step would be to put your penis in one. Kill yourself.
>>51128801This is a genuine comparison by the way. Neither are easy, both have real challenges, and both have dubious challenges that people make up. But the point is that while moving to Japan and transitioning may be good choices for a few, they are not what the majority wants. Wanting to view a woman’s bosom or buttocks doesn’t mean you want to wear a woman’s clothing or recieve a woman’s haircut or experience a woman’s horomones. Wanting to view Japanese media doesn’t necessarily mean you want to experience Japanese furniture, architecture, urban design, labor or climate.
>>51128801trannies objectively hate women, thoughbeit?
>>51126498I barely fit in in my own country. It's better for everyone involved, if I stay.
Yeah I passed the N3 a year and a half ago and was very close to passing N2 but didn't make it. However I operate at that level. Took the student visa route and been living here in Tokyo since the start of July. However the student placed me in a N3 level class and so far the school is simply a 4-hour mandatory distraction that mildly challenges me, but I decided to not make a fuss out of it because my number 1 priority is getting a job and then get a better place to live, so taking it chill at school and not have it be a source of stress is appreciated at this moment. Plus terms last only 3 months and if you do well they move you up. Live in a shitty ass sharehouse and had to quit my job, so I am currently eating thru my savings, but I'm betting all my chips on getting a job pronto and turning my student visa into a working visa. I have a couple of interviews lined up and I'm pretty confident. Summer is actual hell, especially since I had only been here a couple times and both were in the winter, so experiencing Japanese summer has been challenging to say the least, but we ball on this motherfucker. I will make it in this country and so will you.
>>51126498dozens of other copes asideI would be destroyed by the judgmental nature of the Japs. I suffer from the tendency of people talking shit behind your back when you're introweird in Europe and apparently the entirety of East Asia is a billion times worse. I'll stick with the ACGN and avoid visiting the country
>wouldn't the logical next step be to learn JapaneseSure. Already did it.>and move to JapanNo. For the same reasons I don't try to domesticate wild animals just because I like birdwatching.
>>51129056Making crow friends through french fries is pretty easy and fun.
>>51126498I already learnt japaneseAlso modern japan is shit, the entire country was turned into a disneyland, the citizens also seems to have developed brain damage after covid>>51128735lmao
>>51126498>learn JapaneseWorking on it>move to Japan?Visiting regularly would be nice, but I don't want to be a parasite.
>>51129656>converts to us dollarsUseless graph.Also doesn't account fo healthcare and rent.
>>51129839already accounted for, no? jp healthcare is embedded into the tax while americans can opt in or go without
>>51129839Ignoring the fact that more than half of the jobs offer heath insurance, just deduct $7k from the total(if you are single) disposable income and you have your health insurance.Also, if that was directly converted to dollars japan would be even lower because of the current state of their economy, the usd to yen is already at 163.
Anybody Canadian here anyway
>>51126719My coworkers in Japan said economically Japan is just the philippines with discipline.
I lived there for a year with a working holiday visa as a do or die attempt to get over my hikki-neet tendencies.Had to sadly leave after a year and am now working on getting some qualifications to eventually go back if they will allow it. Got into software development but not sure how the future looks for it and since the immigration rules are so strict it's going to be tough. I don't have a university degree either and am already over 30.Either way if this doesn't work ill just try to at least visit often, or if I ever earn actual money with the digital nomad visa.I can say without a doubt that I had the best time of my life there. Work was tough but most days were fun.
>>51131484If youre from a rich white people country (you yourself dont need to be white) then here are the rules:1. N1 Japanese2. Have a uni degree3. Apply on Japanese recruitment sites, not the foreigner facing websites.4. Be as young as possible while still qualifying the above conditions.If youre from the third world, same rules apply but they might scrutinize you harder. If youre American and willing to work for Israel then find a DoD civilian job in Japan and earn dollars in Japan (unfortunately this means you wont earn credit towards immigration). You will live like an upper middle class in Japan with the 168 yen to dollar ratio on a 60k per year salary.As for the immigration rules, you need a job, a clean record, and pay taxes on time for 10 years to get permanent residence. You need Japanese ability to naturalize for citizenship but the only government recognized test is JLPT which you should already have in order to get the job that lets you be a salaryman or software dev (that is, treated like a human being).
>>51131500Currently hovering around N2-N3 level so that definitly needs some improving.. But yes that stupid Bachelor Degree is a thing.While I did go to uni I fucked it up majorly so I just might have to get that while working.About the young part, as mentioned. I'm turning 32 this year so that is not looking so hot. I spend about a third of my life as a recluse not really doing anything. I never even expected to be in this situation I originally just wanted to kill myself after I ran out of funds, and that is just biting me in the ass at every opportunity now.That's why my original plan was to go into development and work for a few years to have that qualification at least but the job market is so shit right now. I'm just about finished with my apprenticeship and the company is just cutting jobs left and right. Not sure what the future holds, but ill probably need to get a degree either way.. If possible while working so I have both, job experience and a degree in a few years.
>>51131525Good news: Japanese weight the uni degree infinitely more than the work experience, so you can end your job search and just finish your degree. You could even take Japanese classes while youre at it.Also good news: while not ideal, 32 plus marginal job history and a uni degree might be good enough.Bad news: every second you dont have a degree youre getting further from your goals.
>>51126498They got enough creepy foreigners wandering around. I'd feel like such a creep. On account of being one. Even visiting solo feels weird.
>>51131568The degree thing is moronic desu. But i wonder how would japanese employer look at someone in his late 30 with a fresh degree and 15 years of experience in the field.
>>51126498Why would I leave my comfy rich euro country to work more hours for less pay? I'll enjoy Japan and its arts from a distance and through tourism, which coincidentally I'll be doing again in September.
>>51131680Honestly, probably not very good. They would expect your japanese to be perfect because they are not language coaches and don't want to teach you culture and language. Imagine doing your jobs, but you are not allowed to use any English that you don't already know how to say perfectly and naturally in japanese and you're not allowed to understand any references to celebrities or sports/bible analogies/sayings/references. In America, this would probably get you blacklisted as too autistic to work in a modern American corporate setting. Also, if you don't understand japanese business language, etiquette, and communication, you're at a severe disadvantage because you'd be competing with mid career hires that have had that shinsotsu education. So you have to study N1, native tier speaking and intonation, and Japanese business culture (something a new grad hire in Japan would learn at the company that hires them). You see the shinsotsu walking around all the time around February/march timeframe being taught how to be a proper shakaijin, and you would be having to self study that by buying books in japanese for japanese on the rules of business etiquette and speach. It's not insurmountable, but the things that matter to japanese companies that japanese people learn as a part of growing up and entering society would become your responsibility to learn on your own. If you graduated at the age of 21 to 22 with an N1 and a bachelor's in computer science or software engineering, the shinsotsu path would be far more feasible. The much easier path that I recommend would be to find a job that pays in dollars that allows remote work (should be easy to find for software) and marry a japanese woman and live with her in Japan. A mid career upper middle class japanese is making about 6 to 8 million yen per year in software. Are you ok with making $40k to $55k in the absolute best case scenario where 4-5 hours of sleep per night got you perfect japanese and a degree in a couple years? I think you would be better off marrying a japanese woman, and being a foreigner she would not label you autistic for not having N1 japanese, and you get to live in Japan on a spousal visa (a 3 year path to permanent residence), and you get paid in dollars or euros which japanese women love because it's an automatic 1.6 multiplier. AND the average salary is a higher number. If you end up pulling a 6 figure salary doing remote work, that translates to unironically being upper class in Japan. This is basically the best plan to live in Japan without the downsides of being paid in a dying currency and dealing with bullshit circus show japanese business culture where you're a dancing monkey surrounded by clowns. You can also pass the English language and western citizenship to your child, should you choose to have one, which is cheat skill levels of unfair advantage to a japanese child. You would be a catch. Just download bumble and introduce yourself in japanese as 〇〇出身 and 仕事は〇〇 and have your profile pic as either you in a suit or on an expensive vacation (preferably outside Japan). There are tons of lonely japanese woman and a 32 year old western man who can have a conversation with them more substantive than ordering beer is a superpower.Think a little outside the box and adjust to your needs.
>>51131710For me marrying is the plan. I can spend 2 years on language school visa there, and if I can't find someone in that timespan, what's even the point living in Japan.And yeah, i can stay longer on regular uni visa, but unis are almost 2 times more expensive than language schools and I'll have way less time for my remote work.
>>51126498A self respecting gaijin knows better than to taint something pure by showing up in person and ruining it like every other gaijin tourist / sexpat.
I am firmly in the camp of Japan for Japanese. They should close themselves off again (but still export their arts)
>>51131754My man. Remember, your profile pic shows you on vacation or in a suit. no sunglasses or hats. Also, japanese women hate facial hair so shave.
>>51126498if i go to japan then that would make the country less japanese and more like where i came from
>>51133738>profile pic shows you on vacation or in a suitWill never use dating apps ever>japanese women hate facial hairExcept they don't in those circles i hang around with. Doesn't matter my facial hair is too patchy to ever consider growing it out.
>>51126498As much as I "love Japanese stuff", I like owning guns too much to live anywhere other than the US
Nah. Earn the big bucks in the US and vacation in Japan like a wealthy tourist. I know far too many people who moved to Japan for idols, and none of them had a stable, high-performing life in their home countries. Everyone “failed to launch” at home with no college education or a career, so they moved to Japan. One of them is a concafe girl who hates men but who makes a pretty good living doing papakatsu and getting those concafe commissions. A bunch others moved to Japan on working holiday visas or language school visas and are always super broke. They’re in “where will my next meal come from?” Territory.Big pass. I prefer my investments to earn more money by themselves than I would earn working in Japan.
>>51135496what's the point of owning guns, do you want to kill people or are they just toys for you
>>51135752They are basically dangerous toys, that doesn't offend me like with some people. It's too much apart of my personality to give up. My introduction to Japanese stuff was gun otaku anime like Gunsmith Cats.
Reminder that these "big bucks" americans go to /ck/ and complain that they can't afford fast food anymore.
>>51135953Dude, I know someone currently living in Japan who had to skip a 2.5k yen interaction with his kamioshi because he was tight on funds. I met someone else who had 200k yen to his name at 30 years old.The point isn’t being able to eat out for every meal. It’s to build a financial stronghold so that Japan becomes a mild annoyance instead of an existential crisis where you’re broke 24/7. And, instead of working as a gardener, English teacher, conbini worker, or flyer delivery guy in Japan, I’d prefer to have a proper white collar job in the US and invest more money in my retirement accounts per year than I would have earned working in Japan…
>>51136359Let me guess, your friends are not salarymen making at least 5 million yen per year because they didn't go through shinsotsu at an actual japanese white collar job. They locked themselves into permanent serfdom by taking irregular work. This is why I tell people the best option is to just marry a jap woman and remote work into the US to earn dollars while living in Japan.
>>51136722Exactly. They went to Japan on working holiday/student visas and don’t have the academic chops for a college degree or specialized skills, whether at home or in Japan.Japan isn’t a panacea. If you were a loser at home, you’re probably going to be a loser in Japan. Same goes for women, to be honest - if you were a loser at home, your best chances in Japan are papakatsu/concafe/maid cafe.
>>51135823Have you ever considered getting an Arisaka hag and molesting her with oils and an intimate cleaning?
>>51136903>don’t have the academic chops for a college degreeoof. really low bar there. And i agree with the woman aspect too. A loser woman at home is almost certainly not skinny, hardworking, and tolerant enough of really traditional expectations of female roles to get wifed up in japan.
>>51138655The western gyarus/lolcows simply end up marrying random Japanese guys who want a western woman while these women continue cosplaying as gyarusOnline, these people are GRRL POWAH “I hate men” types; in reality, their very existence in japan is tethered to their husband, and to the men subsidizing their lifestyle
>>51139275and then they become youtube lifestyle content creators. "daily life of a white wife in japan" is a hit for japanese people as well as people outside wanting to live like a jap. very cheap as well - live in your husbando's home, pay around $200 for the visa to get changed and entry fee and then wait for a few years to get that permanent residency which used to be $70
just a heads up, PR requirements look like theyre getting revised very soon. not sure if the proposed nenkin/savings requirement will apply to spousal visas but its all worth keeping in mind. good luck anons.
>>51140338yeah, they're trying to change PR from 10000 yen to 200000 which is going to hit the people without strong home currencies or savings hard
>>51130927This is true.
>>51128801holy based
>>51126498Nah. I love the US too much. Too much effort adapting to a new language.
>>51140345Based Japan. I can’t wait for all those people to get kicked out
>>51126498Imagine a Japanese man wanting to move to america because he loves Simpsons and Family Guy and GTA games. This is what a weeb living in Japan would be like.