For some reason, a 2hu kidnapped you.https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/Who did? And more importantly, why?
>>51130337The lovely hermit, Seiga!Pretty sure there was a doujin about this...
>>51130337Flan needed a new playmate after the last one broke.
>>51130376Really, what harm could Seiga do? You won't be in any danger so you can drop your guard.
>>51130337>Who didInaba, Tewi>WhyEither breeding or she's bored and wants to put me to a saw style scenario.
I didn’t pay to go to her concert
Hisami needs an excuse to be scolded again.
>>51130337Heida no Akyuu…?That’s weird, she really doesn’t strike me as the kidnapping type. She’s like literally the last person I would expect to be into kidnapping people. She’s canonically frail and we don’t know anything about her using magic so she’s gonna need people to help her unless maybe she drugs me (which will work only temporarily). Maybe she’s trying to arrest me for being a youkai?
>>51130337What do you mean for some reason? The reason is very important for the scenario.
>>51130638She might kidnap you to make you her husband and have a child with you. How terrifying! A loving wife and child! It's even sadder that given her short lifespan, she can't share normal love and is forced to kidnap Anon to continue her bloodline...She needs you. Please. Don't break her tiny heart.
>>51130684Are you stupid? It's on you to explain why, after you roll for the 2hu.
I got ShizuhaYou compliment the work she does and how beautiful she makes fall one time and she never wants to let you go. Some women man
I said I don't like Spring.
>ShouI guess she needs my help to find her stinkin' pagoda again.
>KomaBOOBSI am an outsider and, worst of all, a gaijin who just died and holds some weird foreign beliefs that are closer to a philosophy like Taoism or Buddhism rather than an actual religion, thus not under Eiki's jurisdiction or any other Yama, for that matter. So she is taking me with her because "the dead can't just be flying around in the world of the living", according to her, and because she found me cute, exotic, and interesting to talk with. Anyways, I am covering those giant breasts with my white ectoplasm eventually.
fuckthere are so many possible reasons as to why she did it that I can't possibly list them all
>>51130337Oh, this one is easy, I was trying to encourage positive human/fairy relations again. She doesn't know having a better relationship with the fairies means better crop yields and less malicious pranking, thinks all it's going to lead to is more delinquent fairies feeling like they're welcome in the village.Newsflash, the elder has already allowed them to set up markets!
>>51130376>>51130378>>51130497>>51131219Escape is nearly impossible.>>51130447>>51130471>>51131287Tricky but could manage>>51130878>>51130638Ezpz escape.
>>51131301>Escape is nearly impossible.Good. I am happy with haunting Komachi's oversized breasts.
>>51130337>AliceNOOO, SHE STINKS!
>>51130337>JoonI'm already poor as is. Will she force me to become a co-conspirator of hers then?
I sell chicken nuggets on the side of the road. I told a farmer from the village that if he gives me a couple of his chickens, I can turn them into a tasty meal. Had to go through about two-dozen of these villagers before one of them trusted me enough to give me a single chicken. Turn that chicken into nuggets. He gave me about five more. The other villagers didn't come around per se, but they let me buy their chickens off of them. Suddenly, I had a small business going.And then one night, I heard flapping.
>>51130690>How terrifying! A loving wife and child!There is nothing scarier than commitment!
>>51131810You'll have to give her a chicken for every nugget. It'll take a long while, but the other option is death.
>>51130337I must’ve either insulted Miko by accident or all the years without a man finally got to her.
>>51130337I think I've been conscripted into la revolucion.
>>51130337>Flandre ScarletProbably for shits and giggles
>>51130638>>51131298>>51131301This is actually hard mode. Akyuu has many retainers and her parents have every interest in finding a suitable husband and making her smile.Basically you'll be under proper lock and key with a jailer.You'll then have to consider her personal friends like Reimu, Remillia, Yukari who would be sympathetic. At least Reimu wouldn't get involved unless you escapes outside the village, and then she'd 100% believe Akyuus story about her husband being kidnapped by some yokai
>>51130383This is very true Seiga is a kind girl and hasn't done ANYTHING wrongShe only wants to teach you taoism!
>>51130849Pass the controller if you don't wish to play!
>>51130849She doesn't get recognized for many things. It's usually her sister who's the center of attention!
No idea how she'd manage to actually do it. Probably kidnapped for some prank or as a prank. Fairies don't really have long attention spans so I should be able to break out fairly easily. If there was some strong motive to it, it may be hard to truly leave given she'd probably have sunny and star helping her. Star to find me and sunny to screw with my vision if I do break out. Would probably have to get some sort of charm or something from Reimu to keep them away in that case, since you can't just kill them.
>>51130337I guess she wanted my money.Silly girl, I'm already broke myself.
told her that i preferred byakuren instead
>>51130690I was resistant to the idea at first. I hate being told what to do. I hate the way people perceive me. But if there’s no escape, I may as well try to find a way to enjoy the situation.After a few days of imprisonment, I accept her marriage proposal. and then not even 3 months into the marriage I cheat on her with the most scandalous being I can find
>>51134134>and then not even 3 months into the marriage I cheat on her with the most scandalous being I can findwhy would you fuck Rinnosuke?
>>51130690Very misleading thumbnail
>>51130337Alice. Shit! She's not gonna turn me into a doll is she? I saw what she did to shanghai in lonely time
I don't know, I like dolls little girl. I should be dead by now with her poison no?
>>51135954She can control it I'm pretty sure. You must've made a good impression her though!
>>51130337I was kidnapped by Chen and I'm not sure why. It's tempting to say that as the bottom of the totem pole Chen abducted me for either Ran or Yukari's sake, but she might have her own personal reasons. As for what those personal reasons might be, I'm not quite sure, especially since she doesn't strike me as the kind of yokai to needlessly cause trouble or someone who is left wanting.
>>51130337>SanaeThe fuck does she want with a geezer like me? I let her know that I already respect Kanako and that she doesn't need to try to convince me of anything. No I'm not donating, the shrine is doing well enough without my meager financial contributions. She's isn't going to shake me down for donations like some kind of thug is she? Or maybe it's just a misunderstanding. What does she THINK I did?
>>51149034You will put your oji-san cum deep inside her pussy, impregnate her, and WILL like it. That's the fate Kanako and Suwako have already chosen for you. You have no say in this matter, old man.
>>51149058What do THEY get out of this?
>>51149061Offspring that is (hopefully) not some Edo weakling
>>51149066I wonder if they or even Sanae know about the microplastics modern humans are allegedly riddled with.
>>51149070Eh, couple Moonie pills should fix the problem.
>>51149070Actually, not only they know, but it is their objective. They believe that since plastic is malleable, then a microplastic-rich child will be able to be infused with the power of the gods and take over Gensokyo once and for all,
>>51149240The first naturally created artificial being...
>>51149058I don't understand why Kanako or Suwako couldn't do it instead. Not to throw shade, but they're much older and probably would have more in common with him.
>>51130337holy fuck I couldn't be more luckyshe will probably destroy my body after brutally raping me and I will love every second of it
>>51130337Why was Renko TRAPPPED and BETRAYED by Maribel?
>Remilia ScarletProbably to end my life. Thanks. I appreciate it.
>>51149482yeah, you wish! have fun working 14 hours a day on the garden staff!
>>51130337The architect got me!
Holy banlands!
>yuukaeither the nicest time of my life or the worse
>>51149471"YOU THINK YOU KNOW BETTER THAN TWO KAMI?!"*SMACK*"YOU THINK YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR OUR SANAE, YOU FILTHY GAIJIN?!"*SMACK* *SMACK*"THAT'S IT. YOU ARE GETTING CURSED!!"* magic light engulfs (You)*"YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE ANY SORT OF PLEASURE IF IT IS NOT WITH OUR DEAR SANAE >:C"
>>51153134True