I don't get ityukkuri are portrayed as unbelieveably cute, yet in universe they are horribly tortured and considered disgusting pests
>>51167159Don't be fooled. These cute pastries have very ugly personalities.
it's a phenomena where you have a desire to watch cute things suffer, so despite their outwardly appearance they are written as having unbearable personalities, or innocent if you're real sadist
I want to buy this familys happiness for 9000 ¥
>>51167159Something can be both. Just look at rabbits in real life. They can be adorable pets, yet they are also kill on sight pests in some parts of the world.
They are pure evil.
>>51174697I don't know why but none of the other variety of Yukkuri really do it for me. Has to be Marisa and Reimu types or I just don't care. Sure rapist Alice is gross but I'd rather stomp one out just to get rid of it than subject it to prolonged torture.
>>51175279I get what you mean but I like Patchouli types too.
>>51175279Same desu. Didn't know anyone else also felt that way. Marisas are my personal favorite, but Reimu torture is fun too. "Rare type" yukkuri torture just doesn't hit the same.Also I got a warning for posting abyuse the other day, but this thread is staying up just fine. Is there a certain criteria for abyuse that's Not Safe for /jp/ or did I just catch a janny on a bad day?
>>51177610Yukkuri are a peculiar case because despite being balls of dough the reality of what's happening in-universe is quite morbid.
>>51177945Some people claim that yukkuri are actually paste automata without consciousness or real emotions... but that's no fun!
Nothing more fun than birthkilling a reimus little ones
>>51177598I like the Patchouli ones. I'd want one as a beloved pet to love and cherish.
>>51178953Is this you
>>51179277Yes, and I would be vindictive enough to go to their house under friendly pretenses and break that kid's Playstation over my knee in front of him for wrecking my personal Yukkuri.
>>51177610it's fun to torture reimus because they are so obsessed with being cutemarisas a little less so but it's because they're so smug and arrogantthe other types aren't really established as deserving it like these 2, other than raper alices or something
>>51179487>>51178565>>51167159Forget about abuse, I don't get the obsession with making them poop and piss all the time. That's way more gross than them being smashed open.
>>51179556i think it's to make them more annoyingalso the piss is sugar water and the shit expired bean paste
>>51179556it looks funny
>>51179595>the piss is sugar waterWhat happens if you lick their cunnies clean? Would they like it? Would they feel nothing and more confused if anything? Would they give you a good reason to slomp them?
>>51178953Their fondness for books is adorable.
>>51180342
From below.
you people make me sickI'm going to look at images of yukkuris being happy now
>>51183806You can be our poopoo slave, Anon.
post good yukkuri stories
We can do happy.
They shouldn't be allowed to have vaginas or asses or penises unless they have bodies. At least people don't give them nipples.
>>51183823https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/61514413https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/66978990
>>51183904the Patche ones sure are spoiled
>>51183819It turns out we were the true poo poo slaves all along.
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/148305872It doesn't really get any better than this.
How long until some crazy rich otaku genetically engineers real yukkuri?
>>51185841Take my money
Yuse it, don't abyuse it
Permission to take it easy, /jp/?
>>51190681DENIED
I'd rather give them a quick death
>>51191139
>>51190282absolutely beautifulthey're eating and wiggling and pissing and shitting in a once beautiful log cakeand they're ruining their palates so that they're going to starve to death
>>51193099Incredibly rare
Only easy pics past this point
>>51193224How do they go from normal ball shaped to worm shaped like that? Do they magically create the tail ends?
>>51191285>round ammoJust a BB gun?
>>51193592They can stretch and whether or not that is gross is up to you.
>>51185841>>51186007It won't be as fun as you think because I don't think humanity as a whole would be cool with their wholesale torture just because they aren't "real" living things. Even if it's technically not illegal it would likely still be seen as a tasteless hobby for psychos.
>>51193219sorry for being so cute
>>51193219I don't think you understand, Anon. I fucking HATE these things.
>>51193616that'll last a week until people realize they're destroying the environment, food, shitting all over, killing pets, breeding like locusts, theyre annoying chatter, challenging humans to fights, claiming their homes as their easy place, etc.
>>51194292Prepare for the Yupocalypse
>>51194292Even then I get the impression that just squashing them would be the socially acceptable thing to do. Like look at invasive animals. Shooting them is fine but catching one and skinning it alive would surely be seen as psychotic.
>>51194273Kiss my ass
Completely random non-violent "abyuse" is nice.
>>51194292most portrayals of yukkuri are them as squishy, slow, and retarded as shit so I think they would naturally be kept at low levels
Look at this easy Chen and her little one
>>51190681Granted
>>51194585Non physical abuse is underrated. Psychological damage goes unappreciated and it's why I dislike it when they are portrayed as being able to easily forget painful memories.
>>51195121Agreed. The abyuse isn't complete until every drop of easiness is squeezed out of them, and they are left a hollow, disfigured husk.>Can't say a thing like "easy" anymore noje...>T-this... is "hell" nanoje...
i don't like it when they're portrayed as being complete retards who can't recognize other yukkuris without their accessories
Reimu, assisted by a human caretaker, opens a day care center for wild yukkuris in a prefab shed in the forest. Reimu is a good teacher and the little ones love her, but she's awaiting the day when this is all over and she can be reunited with her own little ones. The caretaker shows her DVD footage of her little ones.Reimu teaches the little ones a song and dance routine for a special recital where they'll perform for the school founder, a man who loves yukkuris. The little ones practice hard and help each other get better. The parent yukkuris are invited to to recital day and told that free sweet-sweets will be distributed to everyone.Presentation day. The parent yukkuris are shown to the audience seats behind a large sheet of plastic, ostensibly to keep the little ones from falling off the stage and getting hurt. The founder arrives and is seated in a place of honor. Reimu leads the little one in the song and dance they've worked so hard to learn, and the parents are delighted by the performance.However, the founder says they suck, he can't take it easy at all. To punish them for performing badly, the caretaker starts flicking them in the forehead, then sticking them with pins or burning them with a lighter, and then finally, getting tired of doing it individually, spraying them with yukkuricide (not enough to kill them, just enough to make them suffer). Then the founder hands the caretaker another spray bottle, and he sprays them all with orange juice, healing them and cheering them up again. The parents, initially horrified, soon put the bad thoughts out of their head--after all, nobody died, and the humans gave the little ones sweet-sweets, and coming up next is lunchtime.
>>51197134However, the caretaker brings not lunch, but a big piece of sheet metal. The founder has Reimu line the little ones up in a square as they had practiced, then he puts the metal on top of them. The little ones aren't crushed, but they're immobilized.The parents start asking the founder to stop it, the little ones can't take it easy. The founder laughs that they still don't get it, he set up the daycare center and everything just to abuse them. He says Reimu has been working for him all along. The little ones beg her to say it's not true. The founder reminds Reimu that her little ones are waiting for her in his car, and she tells all the wild yukkuris that she hates them, that she did all this for her children and the rest of them can die.Reimu was a stray, struggling to support her two children. She was caught trying to take flowers from the founder's garden, and got roped into this deal. Having already faced near-certain death, she was resolved to do anything for her children. As a street-toughened stray, at first she was contemptuous of the pure, innocent forest yukkuris, but in teaching the little ones every day, she grew to care for them. But with her children held hostage, there was nothing she could do. The little wild yukkuris would probably die, so she might as well make them and the parents hate her now.Saying it's something he always wanted to do, the founder jumps and lands on the metal sheet.There is a massive squelch.He lifts the sheet, showing the underside to the parents. They fall into a frenzy of horror and rage and sorrow. The founder muses that next time, he should use a transparent sheet instead of a metal one.The humans prepare to take their leave. The caretaker takes down the video cameras that have been recording all this. The founder tells him to finish off the parents--they could tell people what he did and cause trouble--but first, he brings Reimu's little ones in from the car and releases them among the parents, where they are tormented and crushed to death in revenge. Reimu accuses the humans of breaking their promise, but the caretaker says "So?" and tosses her to the parents as well. The parents kill Reimu, never considering that the humans are ultimately to blame, and eventually, they, too, are killed by the caretaker.On the way home, the founder is listening the the news on the radio. He hears about a daycare-center manager sentenced to 20 years for child-molestation, and a mad killer who said his motive was just to kill someone--anyone. The founder, disgusted, says both of them should get the death penalty--they must be sick in the head, harming people when they could just kill yukkuris.
Why are yukkuri genitalia allowed to be uncensored?
>>51197240Because it's cyute
>>51197327It's mad nasty which only adds to their appeal.
Not as nasty as that guy who's been giving Marisa huge testicles recently.
>>51197601man that sounds totally nasty....where's he located at?
>>51197787https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/146884315These things are so repulsive that I doubt anyone could resist immediately going for their obvious weak spot.
>>51197844well that's a new one on me
>>51197844Rather than abuse I feel like the yukkuri mentality is perfect for dark comedy.
>>51197601She is Reimu's top
>>51194585It keeps happening.
>>51201848Puffing kos are adorable
