i'm going to japan soon, what should i do there anons? im going to be in the tokyo area but suggestions don't have to be limited to just there
Tour of every soapland and brothel. I'm expecting reviews!
>>51191241don't be a meiwaku gaijin
In trains recline your seat as much as possible. When visiting shrines make sure to pass through the middle of the gate. Fuck Japanese girls and get chlamydia for extra authentic experience. Make sure hiro pisses himself in your presence
>>51191552make sure to recline it all at once
>>51191241Go to akiha and eat some delicious frozen omurice at a maid cafe while reading doujins in public
>>51191241Kill yourself instead filthy 外人No one wants you here
>>51194952calm down Pvt.Ramirez
>>51191241Find the cutest Japanese girl you can and impregnate her so you gain the right of citizenship due to family union.
>>51191241Dance in the middle of Shibuya Crossing