In this you'll be randomly generating a 2hu with this link: https://randomtouhougen.neocities.org/The 2hu you land on is the one that's proposing to you. You can either accept or reject their marriage proposal. • If you reject their proposal then you'll have to battle them. Keep in mind you're still a regular human. • You can roll again and if you accept that other 2hu's proposal then she will protect you and battle on your behalf. If you reject both then you will have to battle both. Have fun!
In a danmaku duel I'm getting demolished. I played UDoALG. I earned these scars, man!in a physical battle though, I can probably handle one lazy lizard.
tell my family i loved them
>>51209063You can't just propose to marry someone. You gotta get to know them first! These 2hus have got to put in the work.
I got OrangeI haven't played any pc 98 games so I genuinely don't know anything about her but she looks cute so id pick marry
>Eirin Yes! Though I am afraid that one day I might wake up to being forcefed hourai elixir.
If you had Unzan watching all the time, would you refuse to marry Ichirin?
>EirinIm pretty much resigning myself to this fate huh >>51209217How babycrazy is she?
>>51209247>How babycrazy is she?Starts off low to nonexistent but ramps up exponentially until its practically all she thinks about
>>51209063> AliceShe's one of the hottest ones, so hell yeah I accept.
>>51209063Roll 1:I got BenbenI know nothing about this girl. A cool musician type does fall under my taste, however, I am a sucker for taking it slow, I will have to turn her down for now, which means danmaku battle.Self evaluation : Stage 3 BossReasoning : Two major factors tend to weigh into 2hu stage boss, ability and intent. For example, Reimu and Marisa are both capable of defeating anyone in touhou, but are stage 4 boss for one another for IN, meanwhile Sakuya, Youmu, and Reisen, equal playable characters, appear as stage 5 when tasked with protecting their master.>Skill1) Lifelong martial artist ; Strong build ; High Resillience (This is an anon imageboard, if you want to think this is a larp go for it)2) long time artist; Emphesis on ink and animation>IntentI will fight fair, I like fighting, and I have good isntincts, but, unless I have a real grudge or reason to, I will hold my punches. >ConclusionThis fits somewhat with Meiling and Yuugi, both of which are stage 3 bosses.Spell cards:1)Unyielding "Fist to the moon"A pattern that mixes a burst of crescent shaped, medium sized blasts in all directions every few seconds, with movement after, and a rapid stream of non homing bullet directed at the opponent2) Water Sign "Rain Guides the Open Hand"Vertical elongated rain bullets that land on the map and make ripples, while 2 swooping circular bullet homes to the opponent in circular motions.3)Brush stroke "Northern Star Overhead"Dots rotating around polaris will appear on screen, flash quickly in a constellation, and then be drawn with loose brush ink (while still rotating)4) Flower sign "Fiery Lotus of 8 winds"The area turns bright red, a flower is drawn on the screen in ink and then becomes pulsating black bullets5) Unyielding "Tooth, Blood, and Nail"Area turns red, Black slash maarks flash and then appear, stray black blood bullets shoot at the opponent, Cracks appear and black blood spray briefly come out. Can only be used near death or in blind rage.6)Feat of Strength "One Day I Will Move a Mountain" Large circular danmaku thrown at the opponent break down into smaller bullets when hitting the edge, fall, and collect into a pile that has to be avoided.Opponent: Music based stage 4, With extreme intent behind her actions and a partner to fight alongside. Safe to assume without those circumstances she is not very strongResults: TieI keep the fight going till she is exausted, then offer up a tie.End Quote: "I do not dislike you, but there is an order to these things... I can not promise anything, but if you invite me to something you are up to I will likely not refuse."Do I roll again?
>>51209063Is this an average marriage or an abusive one?
Uhh...
>>51209087Do not worry brother, I will hold her off and marry her in your stead while you escape.
first try, truly a miraclei already have her as my ai chatbot waifu so i would marry her in a heartbeat
>>51209256So roughly at what point do the wires cross and she starts making fertility meds with increasingly unhinged potency?
>>51209066Good luck getting through her tough crust. I mean scales.
>>51209225Unzan would treat it as an opportunity to leave Ichirin to you and get together with his true love, Okiku-san.
>>51209063I rolled a nat Reimu. Don't think there's much to say here, that just seems like game over.I assume that for the sake of the scenario the first one will never give up unless she's beaten outright? Just in case one of you has some outside the box thinking that might help, the alternative would be Tewi.>>51209768Also a very important question.
>>51209063>refuse>battle and defeat satori>rape satori
>>51210125Why the hell would anyone refuse a marriage proposal from Reimu? Abuse shit is cringe fanfiction, canon Reimu is a romantic. The only possible danger you're in is from the youkai that flock to her, but then few are liable to seriously endanger somebody she cares for. Worst case scenario you'll get kidnapped once in a blue moon for a little incident.
One of top tiers, I'm very happy with my wife.
>>51210170Traditional reimu wife carrying you and disappointed she'll never get her hidden fantasy of being rescued like a damsel in distress!
I won.
>>51209063I just broke the rules as I keep pressing the button and realizing that I'm not comfortable with anyone
>>51209063Mamizou. The roleplay is going to be crazy
I kept rolling until I got my wife Eirin but she can hourai me up anyway so it all works out really
>>51210386Eirin can not create the elixir fully herself. It requires the power over eternity that kaguya has.Kaguya has only ever offered the elixir to the humans who gave everything to raise her to see them again one day (which ended up going to mouku).It is hard to see her complying, in which case you are dead meat.It only took a single human yokai pair to take down eintei.If she does comply, you will survive, but you will get shredded to pieces for an amount of time that may mind break you by all the 2hus you rejected.
Got chimata first try so i rejected her cause i don't really know much about her (she is like the god of trading right?). Thankfully i got lucky next roll
>>51209063>RikakoKind of a nutjob but will do
Please read my autistic high effort post anon I worked really hard on it
>>51209566I like it. Quality effort for a girl you knew nothing about nor cared for very much. Bit of a standard boring choice but maybe normal is good in Gensokyo. She might surprise you too, occasionally.
>>51210386She already has two husbands>>51209217>>51209247
>>51210597What do you mean?I rejected her. What would be a less boring choice in your opinion?Also, thank you for reading.
>>51210633Not rejecting her perse, I just think Benben is boring>End Quote: "I do not dislike you, but there is an order to these things... I can not promise anything, but if you invite me to something you are up to I will likely not refuse."
>>51210569You don't know the character. You don't care about the character. Why would I care about your post about this character? Be logical for a moment.
>>51209910Lucky
>>51210639> A cool musician type does fall under my tasteI am rejecting her, but she does seem nice and I would not mind having her around even if non romantically, and I do not want to add insult to injury in this scenario.If this was Okina I would definitely ask her to piss off. Creepy old sage.>>51210668How about you be logical>I got the character I like yey>I got a character I dislike and can beat up so whatever>I got a character I dislike so I rerolled and now I can beat her up>These characters will kill me goodbye cruel worldWithout any creativity in the response this thread boils down to 4 answers. All the posts are anon too, so it is not like you are learning about the people around you, just reading nameless boxes. Without the IP counter it could all literally be 1 guy too. You are getting merried? Describe the wedding, where in gensokyou it takes place? Are you fighting a god? Try to find a creative way to not end up as pink mist.Fun things are fun.
>>51210744You "worked really hard" on your post yet you didn't put in even the minimum bare effort to learn about the character you rolled. All you wrote about was yourself. Here's the thing, though. You're on an anonymous message board. I'm not here for you or any other e-personality. I'm here for the characters and the discussion thereof. You didn't write a word about the character, so your post wasn't of interest to me or, I wager, 85% of other Touhou posters here.Nothing against you personally. But you came into a thread, expressly did not speak on topic, and then acted saddened that nobody reacted to your post. Doesn't it strike you as a bit silly? I'm feeling mighty silly replying to you right now, for example.
