Previous: >>51197489All AKB sub-groups and related Japanese *48 groups welcome.FAQ: https://pastebin.com/vnf5EBHe>News(09/16) STU48 14th Single (TBA). Kai Cocoa center(10/28) NGT48 12th Single (TBA). Kitamura Yuha center>Useful LinksTheater Schedules and Ticket Application: https://ticket.akb48-group.com/home/top.phpLive Shows: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JnKp_AEeGUNTNePfY3C3AO4veiVi7frza82lRo44ejQ48/46 Group Masterlist: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B1HFVF5iQBgvjDrPnmwfbq0Iz6VvaOmDep0C2x8yoMo
>>51214019That's what I meant, I've said this before, I could sense their love and pride of performing on stage, it's like they're women on a mission, and it can be great with both what they are and what they do, there's a reason why the legends of AKB48 chose to honor the kids by dancing Rumor. Imagine that, an idol of idols being inspired by an idol their junior. This is the secret sauce, why those Kardashians were watched, why I too watched professional wrestling long ago, we know they are scripted, but their auras man, it felt like a vivid dream come to reality, my cousins and I used to watch pro wrestling at night while eating chicken wings and Coca Cola pretending it's beer LOL.
>>51214496Oh I forgot to add that one of the common criticism of K-pop is that some felt that it was "manufactured".
I heard you guys and gals and gays and helicos like whipped cream.
>>51214921eriko's shoes...
https://www.instagram.com/jo_eriko11/p/CdYZbndP5B9/
From the previous threadI get why idols aren't popular in the US. I don't even know why I am following a bunch of asian prostitutes performing in a theatre at akihabara
>>51215085such delicious looking skin!
>>51215082AKB idols tend to be on the nicer side of j-idol. The group also practically has a “love ban” even if it’s not explicitly called out in their contract. AKB idols get pushed to graduate whenever they’re found dating.That’s the blind spot of “the AKB Veteran” TM they all insist the group doesn’t have a love ban but it’s technically there even if it’s not called out in the contract
>>51215260Gravure and handshake events are just another form of prostitution
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>>51215463To save Japan from population decline, they must legalize the impregnation of Japanese women for one day and then call it The Urge and then in part 2 import foreigners to join the repopulation program for a day and then call it The Surge ala Spain style.
dream 3p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u__znHG-7zk
itomomo got me #feenin
>>51215656This trio is more beautiful
HoshiTsukiHana is our favorite trio and makes us feel happy and safe
>>51215656holy hell that monstrosity in the center is disgusting>>51215686hirata is not enough to make up for the other two
>>51215642Based uncle anon. Mine's a 4p with their triplet sister Crying Tiger EZ-san too.
>>51215686HoeTsukiHoe trio
[ASMR] Club de limpieza de AKB!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nWDntYw0CI
Yuna es tan fea que taparon su cara https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyaOG9Y8kW4
>>51215862we will fall asleep to this tonight
>>51215862I wish Orin and Zukky would clean my apartment.
We want to see Yuna scrubbing filthy latrines
>>51216323No
>>51215045S-She's fast!
Hama-chan beating me to death with a hammer. She uses the blunt side to smash my skull, and the claw to rip apart my anus. She does this because I only gave her my life savings for her birthday, and she felt she deserved so much more (indeed, she did deserve so much more).
I can imagine drinking so much of Hitomi's piss than my stomach bursts, and her piss floods my internal system, and I die of piss poisoning. And one doctor, looking at my yellowed corpse, asks a senior doctor: "Whose piss was it?" And the senior doctor replies: "It was Tomi Tesla's piss." And the first responds: "Lucky bastard." And my corpse farts a satisfied fart.
Poteto bu bucho
Una nariz especial para una chica especial
i want to see orin do things of this nature - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRbzvlrWDf4
>>51216789How exactly does the AKB theatre work?They have been performing the RESET stage for the past week with the addition of a few other stagesI thought it would be a mix of many stages not just one stage continously
anon was bullseye yet again.
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>>51217251I forgot to mention Zukssan confirmed extra virgin refusing pikaperv to snuggle on her chest.
>>51217240An apt Pokémon comparison. Very apt. Commendable.
Having watched the "beginners guide" I have come to conclusion I'm both too foreign and too low IQ to ever go to the AKB theatre. I had no idea it was so complicated nor that they have a superior boarding system to major airlines.
>>51217320Overseas sister groups are the best thing created by Aki-P
My girls were glowing in Taiwan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e_UURBeaE0
>>51217375What language is spoken in Taiwan. It sounds cuter than Chinese Or are they speaking Chinese but it sounds cuter because they are idols who specialise in being kawaii
Rakuten monkeys, tough place for an idol to go.https://youtu.be/scrf92500k0
Love this queen like you wouldn't believe.
>>51217164It is indeed multiple stages. RESET is one of the more common stages, but really people look forward to Koko Kara Da the most. There are also a couple other stages, like an old SKE48 stage (that is performed rarely) and the newest AKB stage. Sometimes, stages are revived and then later retired. That happened to an *old* stage earlier this year.Stages usually start on weekdays at 6:30 PM to 7 PM. Weekends and holidays might have two stages, where the first stage is at noon. It’s the exact same lineup for the noon and evening stages unless a member gets injured or sick. That’s happened before when a member twists her ankle, for example.
>>51217366Setting up AKB’s digital infrastructure is such a pain, yeah. Theater is also easier to set up than handshake CDs, so if you ever want to meet with an AKB idol, you’ll want to set up the theater pipeline now.Rough idea of how to get theater tickets:1) make a Zaiko account (akb48.zaiko.io). You will need to get your AKB Group ID here, which you will re-use in the various AKB websites. It’s basically just a string of numbers.2) register for hashira no Kai (fan club) on akb48.co.jp using your AKB Group ID from step 1. Select an oshimen. It can be anyone. This fanclub membership is pretty cheap3) link your Zaiko account to your hashira no Kai account —- you can stop here and simply apply for general tickets and hashira no Kai tickets, but virtually everyone I know has gotten tickets from Eizo. So, continue.4) get a VPN (free or paid, doesn’t matter) and VPN into *japan*5) register for an Eizo account (akb48group-eizo.jp). Membership for this is a little more expensive.6) tie your Eizo account to your Zaiko accountThis way you can apply for Eizo tickets to max out your chances to get into theater
>>51217164They currently have 4 stages that they're performing. RESET is just the most common because it's the stage that the most members have positions in. Not all members have positions and are featured in every stage. Yuiyui for example only performs in Koko kara da. Koko kara da is the only 16 member stage, so there are less performances, since it requires more members to have availability. Yume no Popstar is new so not many members have learned positions for it yet and Te wo Tsunaginagara is the kenkyuusei stage. When there are a lot of activities going on, you tend to get more repeat performances in theater with the same group of members who aren't doing any of the outside work.
>>51217595That wasn't the bit that worried me. Go here. Stand here. Enter raffle here. Now line up according to some number. Now march in. The mere complexity of getting the penlight settings right would kill me.But then its not really for the gaijin anyway, I understand this.I will say I think Aichan's idea that foreign fans could "teach her things to say" and record them is sweet and well intentioned but not entirely wise. I give it a week before they crack down on that.
>>51217763Standing and penlights coordination is honestly the easiest
saachan has the most delicious legs in 48ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvA8tXalsJw
>>51217976Creamy as fucktasticoom.
>>51217896That monkey is definitely trying to conceptualize the smell.
>pikapervlmfao
>>51217164they have to learn the choreography for like 16 songs per setlist, and keep practicing it. Some members have trouble even mastering one stage at a time, so they can't just switch them up on a whim. RESET is easy because it's the 8 member version, the older girls have performed it a bajillion times, and there are a few members who can actually learn multiple stages at once.
The real question is whether we still have anyone who could learn and perform 7 different stages in the single month, including Saishuu Bell ga Naru.
>>51217952>>51217983I'm so happy they put her with Reia.Hopefully so is Reia.
>>51217763The complexity and routinization of the process is honestly a hilarious encapsulation of Japan's national autism. They love that shit. Weird, complex routines pop up in all aspects of Japanese life. Daunting to us gaijin, though. I think once you do it a couple of times, it won't be so bad.
>>51218179Itomomo, Zukky, Naruchan, Miu
>>51218229I'm not sure Itomomo has the capacity, and she certainly doesn't have the time.
>>51218214>Weird, complex routines pop up in all aspects of Japanese life.They are psychopaths who raped and murdered tens of millions of civilians in WW2.
>>51218318That was mostly their Korean conscripts. They did it again under the Americans in the Korean War (against their own people!) and again in Vietnam.
>>51218318They're cute tho
>>51218408I wish my idols were based in Taiwan instead of the genocidal country Japan.
Imagine if they lived in Taiwan. Free of the filthy country called Japan
>>51218408is her sister fat as fuck now?
too pretty
https://x.com/pbearphoto_
>>51218604She looks good because she is not in Japan.
Bebé gigante
>>51218445Those girls exist; they are called taiwanese
could she fit in a blue whale's blow hole(s)?
When AKB members went to Guam in 2011 to film the MV of Everyday Kachuusha an earthquake hit JapanIt is like nature knew the only good thing about that country had left so it tried to destroy the country
>>51217390Very sexy Taiwanese babesJap females somehow have no sex appeal even though most of them are prostitutes
>>51217572>>51217711ThanksI guess these problems didn't exist when we had teams
>>51218326It was the japsIf you doubt it just watch the filth they produce called JAV. Countless torture and humiliation of women just like they did in WW2
>>51218891If your idea of a “Japanese woman” is an AKB member, then that’s a bit narrow don’t you think?
>>51218604>>51218609Another few kilograms of fat on her and she'll look human.
Todo el mundo ama a bebu chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dB1yWhed-c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUkpgyOl-SU
>>51219429Anon...she is not white. She is a jap. Non-whites are not human
I just found the favorite video of jannies.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s74G2Pp1-0A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K_Vx4eMqCs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDZmSBpDSaA
AKBs negative past is being critised harshly in korea and Japan now
>>51220968This incident was one of the harshest part of AKBingo. Japanese entertainment was so weird back then
>>51220968Meetan arc was peak entertainment
>>51221118Really?It made me very uncomfortable. Sometimes you attribute it to "the Japanese are weird" but even they are criticising it on twitter
This show is also getting a lot of hate online
gravure or pb
>>51221142>twitter being mad about jokesoh wow, never happened beforeModern culture is so fucking gay now precisely because it tries to not make anyone uncomfortable.
>>51221162No one liked it even at the time, but they took a failed joke and turned it into a running one with Mayu beating the guy up in the next specials.Happy end. Except for children on twitter looking for something to cry about.
It all started when =love performed in korea and they got criticised because kpop fans saw it as pedophilia Now people are dragging up AKBs past and using it to drag down jpop
I can't believe I still haven't posted this yet since 19th gen promotion commemorative concert. These will be the final postings of works of art of my 19th gen daughterfu, until another day when Gabriela-san becomes an idol for fun again for a day.
>>51221258Bonus growth spurt.
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>>51219610Itomomo has bad legs which drops her idol points by a lotLegs are very crucial for idols
>>51218197Is that zukki's thighs?
>>51221338A lot of people were definitely… enjoying Itomomo’s legs when she wore that extremely short outfit
>>51221340I’d say so from nose/face shape and crooked teeth
>>51221338charm pointo
