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>>51214791It's a flying fish!
Submit to bovine booba
>the hard job of getting your pharaoh wife accommodated to modern "peasant" life
>>51214791Not the real thread
Would monsterization fix the problems with african american women?
>>51214868Mamono mana can only do so much
alt thread: https://capybarachan.org/mg/res/113779.html
>>51214805if you insist.
What's this tree rat trying to tell me?
>>51214868No, it's gonna amplify many problems with african american women. We're not talking about the appearance here, that's what mamono mana will fix, but the mental stuff might get way worse. The scariest thing that might happen is ghetto Apophis that's a Hotep. The best that could happen is a black kiki, just imagine waking up to woman like that and her calling you "massa". If I was in that position I'd have to change my name to Thomas Jefferson, cause I'd be making a DIY plantation with that woman.
Taurs!
>>51215375IT'S A FUCKING CORGI! Just imagine how fucking goofy would she look when running. I bet she would have a britbong too.
>>51215375Raptaurs!
>Ywn toss food to black harpies hanging out outside the local burger joint
>>51215460I can toss food to actual birbs, though.
Which corn are you going for?
>>51216242Either way you're gonna start with a unicorn. That being said, I'm cucking that horse, with her consent tho.
>>51216242tricorn hatter
Jabberwocks terrify me. They got Wonderland brain, they're super intelligent, and they use that intelligence to come up with fetishes so depraved that not even the likes of /d/ or /trash/ would touch them, and even the most cursed furshit corners of the internet would be appalled by what fetishes their brains think up.
If your mom became a mamono, would you fuck her?
>>51216836No, that's gross
>>51215421Raptaur...?
Hebi...
I wanna get lost inside snek tail
>>51215342>DNA test a black girl that monsterized>102% Egyptian with a 2% margin of error
>>51217184>We wuz pharaohs 'n' sphinx 'n' anubis 'n' shit
Holy koturday
>ywn watch a lamia swallow a roasted pig whole
Ideal bicorn harem:>Holstaur>Kikimora>Danuki>Lamia>Dormouse
>>51217416I would leave Cow and Kiki, but the rest would be replaced with a Manticore, Zombie Dragon and a Demon
Ideal bicorn harem:bicorn bicorn bicorn bicorn bicorn
>>51217449Now that's what I call a stable relationship
You get diminishing returns for the number of bicorns you add to the harem. So with one bicorn, you get five additional wives (not including the bicorn you start out with); in total, you'll have six wives. The number of additional wives that each bicorn can contribute decreases with each bicorn added:>1 bicorn == 6 wives (5 other, 1 bicorn)>2 bicorns == 11 wives (5+4 = 9 other, 2 bicorns)>3 bicorns == 15 wives (5+4+3 = 12 other, 3 bicorns)>4 bicorns == 18 wives (5+4+3+2 = 14 other, 4 bicorns)>5 bicorns == 20 wives (5+4+3+2+1 = 15 other, 5 bicorns)>6 bicorns == 21 wives (5+4+3+2+1+0 = 15 other, 6 bicorns)>7 bicorns == 22 wives ("..." , 7 bicorns)>8 bicorns == 23 wives ("..." , 8 bicorns)>Etc., etc. Any more than 5 bicorns total is just redundant as you'll only ever net 15 other species wives. The only reason to acquire more than 5 bicorns is if you're bicornmaxxing, and you love that specific species. So anons, how many bicorns would you have in your harem, and what other girls would have include in said harem?>Don't know who to include in a bicorn harem, or you want to let your bicorn wife/wives decide?>Let's gamble! https://kikasuru.github.io/mge-slotmachine/
>>51217650Polygamy is NTR with extra steps.
>>51217674I would never cheat on Miss Anubis! But I wouldn't necessarily stop a sandworm from eating and lewding me if something like that were to happen on our travels through the dunes.
>>51217650er...
>>51217650>>51217650>So anons, how many bicorns would you have in your haremI reckon getting a bicorn would be hard, so most likely one. If they were more common, then 2. I don't think I would have a choice in what they bring home tho.
>>51217686The cait will order the cheshire to kill the alp. the cu sith will earn her place as an honorary cat by eating the corpse like the filthy mutt she is.
>>51217686>The Cursed Harem™
>>51217650>bicornmaxxxingObviously you need to do this so you can have a whole flock of bicorn wives.
please do not open a portal into the recursive bicorn dimension
>>51217809It is TOO LATE. The portal has opened! FLOCK IT TO ME, BICORNIES!
>>51214791Reminder that this is a fake thread kept up by /trash/ raiders and the original Monster Girl Thread that was on /jp/ since 2014 is dead.The OP has been vandalized, the links have been edited and links to garbage everyone from the real thread hated have been forced in.Nobody from the real /mgt/ posts here anymore, and it's just the worst and most obsessed vermin playing Weekend At Bernies with the thread's name.
>>51217650>AlpF Tier>HellhoundA Tier>ShoggothC Tier>Creeping CoinD Tier>Amazoness B TierBicorn herself is an S Tier, so overall, the random harem rating for me would be C+ Tier. I'll stick to picking them myself. I obviously can't trust her judgement if she's putting an alp into the mix.
>staring into the predatory eyes of your snek wife
What's the prevailing opinion of foxes? Should we engage with them or not?
>>51218325Don't fall for the danuki propaganda, foxes are great and.
>>51217973One must imagine Sisyphus happy.
Need mommy yeti
>>51218356And what?
>>51218446Sorry, but my fox of a wife advised me not to finish that sentence.
Option A:>7-tailed kitsune with piercings and ornate eastern tattoos smoking cigarettes, licking her lips as she looks you up and downOption B:>Motherly-looking yeti with long hair in a striped sweater carrying freshly baked cookies, giving you a warm yet alluring smile Option C:>Petite, greasy beelzebub with a stained shirt and torn pants yelling racial slurs into her phone because she didn't the character she wanted in the gacha game she spent over $1000 on, completely ignoring you
>>51218356>Don't fall for the danuki propagandaDanukis are not native to Japan, ya know. Your fox isn't being racist and xenophobic, is she?
>>51218532I'm torn between A and B (C is out of the fucking question, I ain't gonna court a retard that spends cash on gacha), what type of cookies did that yeti bake?
>>51218549>what type of cookies did that yeti bake?Your favorite.
>>51218560Shieeeet, that's tough. Does motherly looking imply that she's actually motherly?
>>51218576Motherly in appearance and with a warm, soft, gentle, caring personality.
>>51218588Yeah, I'm going with a Yeti. Both of them are milf material, but the biggest deal breaker is that the kitsune is a smoker. Hirohito forgive me, but I want me some cookies
>>51218597>7 tailed kitsune also knows how to cook>7 tails is 700 years>700 years of honing her craft in the kitchen
>>51218607I KNOW, THAT'S WHY I CONSIDERED HER.However smoking is bad for the kids
>>51218615It's hard to resist the cozy, cabin life with a yeti. In a serene, snowy pine forest just a little distance from town. Especially when her kisses and hugs are as sweet as the treats she makes for you. And she'll always be your biggest supporter in everything you do, whether it's some ambitious business venture or just you grinding in video games.
>>51217973>NOOOO Stop enjoying things I don't like
>>51218849>walk into kiki's bedroom>she's got a dakimakura of Tung Tung Tung SahurWat do?
MONSTER GIRLS ARE FAKE AND GAYTHIS IS NOW A MONSTER BOY THREADPOST CUTE CATBOYS BEING SHOTAS
>>51219340>>>/alp/ is that way, buddy
>always smells like either vanilla, lavender, lemon scented cleaner, or mint
>>51219379I bet you only know that because you're jackin' it to HOT SHOTAS.
>>51219572Actually I just jorked it to kikis just now
best monster girl for someone with an elbow fetish?
>Watching your arachne daughteru spin a funnel web only for her to notice you watching and get embarrassed and hide inside the funnel
my shog maid just replaced my bed with a cube of jellowhy'd she do that
>>51220067Do you not want to sleep in a bed of snacks?
Who Imp Gang here?
>>51220067I don't know, shogs tend to swap some parts in your home for whatever reason. Mine for example replaced showerheads with fleshy ones, with multiple eyes and mouths. Everytime I take a shower these things make a sound like murlocs from wow. At least I have mist setting that doesn't suck dick.
Remember to let your wife monologue from time to time. Powerful monsters really enjoy talking about how they superiority to the heroes and they will never be defeated. It will make your wife all the happier, perfect for roleplaying in the bedroom.
