What's your honest opinion of Aya Shameimaru? Keep in mind that she's an honest tengu.
>>51236118I want to fill her with my semen until I cum blood, she is one of my earliest and most used semen releasers
>>51236118I'd fuck her for so long that my cock would be completely destroyed and look like a raw sausage.
bird
One of Sannyo's finest ladies.
>>51236118I feel like she is mocking me...
>>51236118SHAMEIMARU!
>>51236184This summer has been really hard for Aya-chan.
>>51236118i dont like her as a person that much, but find her incredibly alluring
>>51236221it do be like that
>>51236118this character works better as a male (femboy) than a female, her newsboy uniform reinforces this a lot
>>51236118I want to correct her with my dick
>>51236118My favorite Touhou, best girl. Cute and sexy, pretty and cool. She's got a first-rate body, all her outfits rule, awesome themes, cool as hell skillset, and is a fun as hell character with an excuse to show up wherever you want. She's not the best person, not argument there, but I think her negative qualities are far overblown by most people.
>>51236249Why are humans like this?
She tells lies to manipulate people and I like how that builds up the canon of Touhou for people who notice that 90% of the lore is just shit Aya wrote down for her rag and thus probably not the whole truth.If you read her interview with Keine over the Unknown History Society, you'll notice that despite the group just wanting to know about Gensokyo's real history in case Youkai one day disappear, Aya immediately jumps to the conclusion that they're radicals but they're also such a small threat that Youkai would never do anything about them.Regardless, I really like the idea of wings, feathers seem comfy, and I believe that one day humans and highly social animals like crows will eventually have a more symbiotic relationship, so crow tengu will probably follow.Youkai Gehenna will likely start with the Tengu society collapsing.
>>51236569>Youkai Gehenna will likely start with the Tengu society collapsing.Uwaaah...
>>51236118She works very hard with her research, I'm currently helping her find out if human and youkai children are possible for an article.
I saved a lot of Aya ecchi a while ago by the way.
>>51236902i suspect that's easier to find than non-ecchi aya
I want to read the newspaper.
>>51236926Perhaps...
>>51236440That's just a male tengu, anon.They sometimes try to falseflag their own opinions as human opinions. Though they're pretty easy to spot because they only ever talk about gay shit.
>>51236237Post the full doujin in this thread
I'm pretty sure she exchanges sexual favors for subscriptions
How do you court Aya, as a human villager? What can you do as a broke Joe Schmoe to court the hottest journalist in Gensokyo? The only thing I can think to do would be to become newsworthy yourself. Maybe put on a white sheet and terrorize the town late at night like the Hammersmith ghost? Then when Aya finds you in her investigation, you surprise her with a marriage proposal!
>>51237682Could just talk to her instead of doing all this roundabout flirting. She's pretty extroverted and would probably be the first to approach you if you're not subscribed. Use that opportunity to chat
>>51237832>talking to women
>>51237682I think that you could get close to her simply by being a good reader. You know, talking to her about the articles and that sort of thing. She would be happy to know that at least someone reads her stuff.
>>51236118I honestly didn't use to care for her at all. This all changed with her appearances in LE. Between the varied wardrobe, the genuine curiosity, the genuine flashes of care for Gensokyo and her enjoyment of others' company despite the vaunted tengu pride, I really warmed up to her as a character.As a piece of meat, I've always thought she was kind of hot. Flat + glasses is best, by the way.
>>51236118I want to impregnate her and raise dozens of tengu girls with her!>>51237682The only way to achieve this is to become interesting to her as for journalist, as you said. Do something extraordinary. Try to break to the mountain through patrols? Challenge Oni to a drinking contest? Well, something crazy and suicidal. Behave positively and decently, but a little flirtatious, and maybe she won't mind seeing you near the Hakurei shrine or or have tea at Suzuaan
This thread in one sentence: lust for a bird
>>51238070Every bird deserves love
>>51238074Even the taters?
>>51238103Especially the taters
>>51238103Even the taters.
>>51238103Taters also deserves love, but that doesn't mean she can find it if she stays cooped up in her hikkikomori hole every day!
>>51238220I feel weirdly called out right now
tengu suck but by god are the CoLA tengu outfit and the newsboy disguise obscenely sexy
I wish people draw her coat more often
>>51238437Just use AI
>>51238486It's not the same
>>51236118Why do human men crave for tengu women
>>51238556Because Tengu are superior and human men know instinctively that human women just can't compete
>>51238556>Implying that there are human men in this thread
>>51238167there is a fox among them
>>51238556good-looking, but also uber haughty and convinced that tengu are superior to mankind so they need human cock correction
>>51238595Honorary tengu
Remember that male tengu also need human cock.
still would.
would top AND bot
bunmin thread
Made for rough Anal sex only
>>51238060I want to eat her eggs
>>51238607If those are boys then why does Aya look no different?
>>51236118Pic related
>>51236249Wrong! Aya is for being a reverse trap who leaves men very disappointed when they discover she actually has a pussy.
>>51236975There should be more art with this outfit that focuses on her butt
>>51238729I hate being tricked into heterosexual sex by the local crossdressing tengu!
>>51236118She's annoying and overly subjectivist but too cute to hate.
Reminder that they only respect people above them, like the oniShe would probably make fun of you for being a human
>>51238737She won't make fun of me if I tell her that I get erect when hot women bully me.
>>51238739But anon that's how she makes even more fun of you! she might even spread the news about it
>>51238739
>>51238607It makes sense that Aya who has no femininty looks the same.It makes sense that Momiji looks almost the same because she's an athletic tomboy.It makes sense Hatate looks way different because she is a princess so he still looks pretty.
>>51238731Sex with Tengu boys is heterosexual.
>>51236118I used to not really like Aya util I played StB. I found that she is mischief-driven(rather than plainly dishonest), dedicated to her craft and very soulful, and her gimmick is much more potent than it might appear. I also think the tokin adds a lot to her design.
>>51236569>Youkai Gehenna will likely start with the Tengu society collapsing.I imagine unnamed foxes society collapsing would do it as well, but Tengu society is way more unstable.
>>51238823Same here, plus DS. Some of the dialogues are pretty funny.
>>51238731>be me, villager>spend my evenings drinking at geidontei>chat up cute newsboy>obviously a yook, long ears aren't even hidden under the hat>end up taking him home>he does onto all fours, pulls down pants slightly>tells me to use his ass because he's "saving herself for marriage">sounds like he's pretty insecure and doesn't want to admit his faggotry to himself yet, but w/e, don't care>start fucking him>shit's so tight >he moans like a bitch, youkai ass rules>don't want to leave him hanging>move to give him a reacharound>there's no dick.jpeg>instantly go flaccid>she asks what's wrong>embarrassedly have to explain that i thought she was a dude>she flies off, crying, leaves camera behind >can't even look her in the face when she comes to pick up her camera the next morning>can never stop thinking about it every time i go drinking again
>>51238860How did you find out about StB?
>>51238928What do you mean "find out"? It's not like StB is some forgotten title :D But to answer your question, I didn't specifically look for it. When I got into Touhou more seriously I just mass downloaded every game. Though I didn't start playing it until later when some Anons recommended it to me in the gameplay thread, when I was struggling with SA (at least I think?).
>>51238979I feel like the photography games are pretty niche and even some of the people who want to play every game tend to skip them.
what's with aya and attracting the most homosexual posters
If you can't notice how some posts are really forced you don't really need eyes.
>>51239240That's why you should love Hatate instead!
>>51239278I don't like big hatate, she's supposed to be small to rival aya
>>51239282Megumu then?
>>51239296Yes, bigger
>>51239296Megumu has to be the biggest. It's tengu law
>>51239278Blacked NTR is pretty homosexual.
Taters smallAya midMegu large
>>51239278Stinky neet femcel tengu, barely leaves her room and still perves on people.
Megumu > Hatate > Momiji >= Aya. Aya should be small.
Aya should have big thighs.
She looks like the newsboy who delivers me my paper, but a lot less cute.
>>51239658Correct
>>51239765"Strong thighs
>>51238891I won't lie, Anon, you sound kinda gay.
>>51236118Aya is annoying. I want to see the inhabitants of Gensokyo humiliate her
>>51240694Nothing gay about fucking a cute tengu boy, anon. Even if the balls touch.
>>51237682>>51238060Aya-chan is far too young for the man who would make her heart flutter more than any other.
Not long ago, I met a rather... unusual girl.We first met a couple of weeks ago in one of the village alleys. It was late, so I was rushing home when we bumped into each other, of course, both falling. To my surprise, instead of usual angry screams, I heard... laughter? For some reason, she didn't seem at all upset by the situation and scattered books, and seemed rather unconcerned about it. I apologized and helped her gather up her books that had scattered on the ground. Tbf, she was dressed in clothes rather unusual for the village, some kind of western suit you see in movies about 20's, but ig it was just her style. I offered to help her carry her books, since they looked heavy, but she waved me off, saying she lived far from here. In any case, we talked a little more and then parted ways.To my surprise, I ran into her again a couple of days later. I was sitting in a teahouse, when this girl sat down next to me, nudged slightly, and patted me on the shoulder. She gave me dango, saying it was her thanks for helping back then. Now, in the light of day, I could get a better look at her: pretty cute, angular face, large red eyes, short hair, modest fingers. I won't lie, I also noticed her breasts. We talked about life again, and I finally learned her name. Aya.And so our meetings became a regular routine. At that point, I still hadn't understood why she didn't live in the village, so we met whenever she came here. We mostly discussed various literature, drank tea and coffee, went to the rivers - you know, usual romantic stuff. Without realizing it, I seemed to have become accustomed to her company, pranks, and her laughter. And yet, there was something about her that didn't quite match the image she was trying to project...Later she finally invited me to the Hakurei autumn festival. God, how incredible she looked in a yukata; I was speechless... To get to the point, we ended up getting drunk and wandering off a bit, enjoying our conversations. Giggling a little, she began to fall asleep, resting her head on my shoulder. And everything would have been fine if I hadn't felt a huge raven's wing land on my other shoulder. Then I realized what she'd been hiding all this time: so she was a tengu? So that was the reason she never took off her hat and lived "far" from the village...Now all I can do is sit with her sleepy under the moon and think about it. But... this must be wrong? Love between a human and a youkai... I don't know.
>>51242374>you see in moviesYou are already an outsider who's come to live in the village, so you should tread carefully. Maybe try to learn a bit as to why she became so friendly after your chance encounter and then decide.
>>51236118I want to be Aya Shameimaru’s housewife! I want Hatate Himekaidou to still hit on me even though she knows I’m married. I want to feel neglected after spending days all home alone while Aya works long hours, and comes home too tired to do anything. I want to feel a new fire kindle in my heart with Hatate. I want to have sex with Hatate while Aya isn’t home. I want Aya to come home earlier than expected one day. I want to be caught in the act. I want to cause problems. I want it to be a massive controversy.
>>51238437Its weird how aya has so many drippy outfits yet zun always chooses that short sleeves one. Its not bad and fits her well but i have always preferred this more traditional one (although im not sure if its official now that i think about it). I remember once taking a pic with a cosplayer rocking this outfit
>>51242374Neat story, reminds me of an anon who made a really good story with yuuka on a yanhu thread months ago. Wonder where he is now
>>51242670eeh, maybe they’re having a birth-rate crisis and need a volunteer?...>>51242805I really liked the story about Kosuzu from a couple of weeks ago
>>51242880>maybe they’re having a birth-rate crisisnot a crisis per se, but wolf tengu birthrates have increased almost tenfold in the last half decade and is still on an upward projection. the crow tengu media are painting this as a crisis and have taken to publishing numerous pieces deriding lower class, single tengu for not picking up the slack and ensuring the next generation.
>>51242724>housewifeNot a single hu is a fag nor a cuck except Parsee who got cucked in her backstory.
>>51236118>hones tenguNo such thing. That said, she does look very fertile.
>>51242932Oh, so they need someone capable of impregnating them? Sign me up, space cowboy...
>>51236118TRUE AND HONEST
>>51237682Be pure and honest. Be friendly, compliment her, tell her you like her. Subscribe to and actually read her newspaper.Aya is proud, but accustomed to being disliked. She doesn't get a lot of praise that isn't coming from herself. Not saying she'll leap into your arms if you call her cute, but it'd still be more effective than usual.
>>51242765>short sleeves oneYou mean her OG clothes? >his more traditional oneI like it, and I like to think she doesn't. It's so different from her other outfits, much more old-fashioned. She'll wear it for official and ceremonial stuff, that's what it's for, but only then.
>>51242986Ariya also got cucked, and Mokou might be the only recorded case of dadNTR.
>>51242986cheated, it's called cheated on... cucked is such an ugly word that doesnt even have the right meaning, you can't get "cucked" if you are against it, someone doesnt get "cucked" when their significant one cheats on them behind their back... i just really hate that word and how common it has become, despite being wrong
>>51242096Aya is over a thousand years oldShe is one of the hags
>>51243685You're only as old as you feel!
>>51243303True, its probably a pain in the ass to fly with anyway
Aya works hard every day, let the birdie rest.
>>51242374Love between youkai and humans should be normalized! Or should be an open secret if we're concerned about Gensokyo.
>>51243940I want to cuddle up next to the cute birdie.
>>51236118She looks extremely flatulent.
>>51243685She looks 16, Frank ain't no sicko.I, however...
>>51243940Aya should be flat! I will not be swayed by.. by.....
>>51246034By?
>>51236189this is my favorite Aya image ever. The casual yet business like pose, the smugness, it fills me with an incredible emotion I can't describe yet somehow know it's how a man feels when he sees the only woman for him
>>51248122I know what you mean.
Do you think anyone ever catch sight of Aya's panties?
>>51248178she's too fast. it's hard to say
>>51248122it really is alluring
>>51248178No, no-one has ever seen Aya's panties. Ever.
>>51248195Ever?!
>>51248197There are exactly zero people in or outside Gensokyo who have ever seen Aya's panties.
>>51248198What about Aya?
>>51248211Zero is zero, anon.
>>51241928Hatate's got you covered, anon.
>>51248213Hatate's going to pay for this slander! My wife would never touch a filthy tengu!
>>51248212Wait... but that would mean...
>>51248236ZERO JA NAI DESU
>>51248213I want Aya to get revenge for this.
Dumb crow
I'd go out with Aya but dump her after she introduces me to her hot co-workers.
>>51248187i wonder if tengus have wingspan envy
I'd go out with Aya because her lowly co-workers are not worthy of my time.
>>51248783What if you make a polycule with her coworkers and live happly ever after in the mountains
>>51248178You know that part in Azumanga when Sakaki tries to take photos of Kamineko? It's like that.
>>51249581I don't watch FOTM SoLslop I'm straight.
>>51249581I don't remember much of Azumanga, care to remind me?
>>51249581Excellent taste, straight anon.
Nosy bird bitch.
>>51250073Excuse you, my bitch isn't nosy.
>>51250879hmm chicken legs
>>51250879Imagine the footjobs...
