How many butts this woman destroyed?
>>51272309It's actually a common knowledge that kappas are very grateful if you provide them some cucumbers and will not attack you.I'm pretty sure most people know that they need to pack some cucumbers when going through kappa territory.
>>51272309How many breads have you eaten in your life?
>>51272329Thirteen.I prefer Japanese food.
>>51272309I have destroyed this kappa's butt many times.
Finally, best kappa-warhead-cutiepie-wife thread!
>>51272309https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bh2NZuTEac8
>>51272309So its Nitori a good girl or a brat?
>>51274025It depends on which version you prefer. She’s quite sweet and cheerful, but easily frightened especially by humans. She’s a bit haughty, though I wouldn't say that she's bratty. And she loves maximizing profit, but who doesn't?So I'd say she's a good girl.
>>51272333'sup Marisa
>>51274025>>51274037As >>51272324 pointed out - Kappas are generally friendly towards people if treated properly. Besides their love for cucumbers, they are noted to be very polite and if you bow down to greet them, they will do the same.And yeah, Kappa's from Gensokyo are very business-focused but at least they are kinda useful in that they try to sell you good quality tech.Obviously watch out to not mistake them with closely related Yamawaro, which are forest-dwelling jews pretending to be cute anime girls. If it's green, hide your wallet and walk away.
>>51274025of course! Kawashiro-san is humanity's greatest ally!
Can’t trust a kappa, Yamawaro are much more trustworthy since they don’t have a track record of killing humans in mythology.
>>51274526Written by filthy forest-dweller's hands.
>>51274526Sell me on the Gensokyo version of Yamawaro, how friendly are they to normal humans? What would they do when encountering an outsider?
god I NEED to marry a cute kappa girl and have 7 half kappas with her
>>51276034She's going to do weird things to your butt
Are the kappa more of a group or a society like the tengu?
>>51276067In the Touhou Project universe, the kappa definitely have a society of their own, much like the tengu. However, their society functions very differently. While the tengu are famous for having a strict, highly organized militaristic hierarchy, the kappa operate as a loose, decentralized meritocracy centered around engineering, business, and collaborative industry.
>>51276034I’m glad to know there are others besides me who love this cutiepie so much and want to reproduce with her as much as possible!>>51276067To put it simply, imagine something akin to the original ideal of American society: a community of individualists who came together voluntarily and operate within a market. Kappas are like that. While they technically form a community, they prefer working on their own projects in solitude, free from oppression or strict oversight. Tengus, on the other hand, represent a classic hierarchical society featuring a group of wise leaders, with everyone else fulfilling an assigned role.>>51275418There is almost no established lore for the yamawaro in touhou, so it’s hard to say much about them. They are more isolationist than kappas, so they would likely just retreat upon seeing a human and avoid revealing their presence. Plus, they’re like military or domething, and live on the mountains
>>51276034I wonder if Half Kappas are like Whales where they can stay for hours underwater but still need to go up to breathe.
>>51276152We know quite a bit about Yamawaros.>They are an off-shoot of Kappas.>They live in the forests surrounding Youkai Mountain>They focus more on banking and monetary businesses instead of technology.>There's kind of semi-friendly, professional rivarly between Kappas and Yamawaros.Kappa will sell you graphics card because vidya games. Yamawaro will sell you graphics card because crypto meme coin scam.
>>51277110theres also the tidbit of info gave with his comment on takanes fortune slip in whispered oracle of hakurei shrine which hints that yamawaro do business with humans. this obviously means yamawaro are the prime choice of allies for humanity than kappa
>>51272309>>51272507Not Nitori but this post reminds me of the one retarded anon who went by "Anus Destroyer" years ago. Until he got door kicked and v&.
>>51278561it was for CP possesion wasn't it?
>>51278620Yeah I don't even remember the final disposition of the case or if there even was one. I just vaguely remember something something destroy Justin Beiber's anus.
love yamawaro wife
>>51278536There are panels that show the kappa also trading with humans. It’s just that you, yamawaro, are boring retards, and are trying to gain our market with your lies. Get out and sell your shit to some stupid youkai living near the border!!!!!!!
>>51278738Excited birb
do you guys like loli nitori?
>>51279036To love Nitori means loving her in any form, whether she's busty with a tank top or cute flat-chested loli
>>51279036She's fine, but shortstack fits her best I feel.
>>51279036I think loli Nitori looks better.
>>51279036I like oppai and oppai loli(and standard loli too) but I picture Nitori and all the other Kappa as flat midgets. It just fits them better. I don't really get why people push Titori so much, but it doesn't really bother me.
>>51281591Most people simply prefer big breasts, and that’s to be expected. But I love flat-chested Nitori (especially when paired with a big butt). So these fat pigs will never replace my wife's purity! Pettan pettan tsurapettan.
>>51281783>love flat-chested Nitori (especially when paired with a big butt).same but also for tewi
All these posts and no mention of Nitori tearing shirikodama out of your ass for her culinary delight. Beware of kappa.
>>51287402Spread your dirty anti-kappa propaganda elsewhere, hag
>>51276067group of perverts
I want to destroy Nitori's butt
